| Clue | Solution |
| For her rendezvous, she had to slip through the Elephant Gate - in spite of her crippling fear of elephants. | Agra |
| He asked me where he could find a statue of Chhatrapati Shivaji on horseback. Is he doing some kind of a scavenger hunt, I wonder? | Agra |
| He found a perfect garden where he could relax by the River Yamuna. | Agra |
| He mentioned the tomb of an Indian prime minister? | Agra |
| He said he's a huge fan of glazed tile decorations, and I knew just where to send him. | Agra |
| He was going to pick up a guidebook at the Aanee Bookshop. Unfortunately he grabbed one that dated back to the British Raj, so the restaurant picks were way out of whack. | Agra |
| He was holding a ticket for a ride on the Palace on Wheels, and I'd swear it bore the code "AGC." | Agra |
| He was last seen lurking by the mosque built for Jahanara Begum. | Agra |
| Here, he dropped this note: "Meet me at the pool outside the House of Dreams. DO NOT bring your swimsuit." | Agra |
| Here, I'll map it on this napkin. Here's New Dehli. Head 120 miles south, and look for the guy who looks like an international criminal. | Agra |
| He's holed up in the fort of Akbar the Great. | Agra |
| He's in an octagonal tower built for Mumtaz Mahal. | Agra |
| He's off taking measurements of the Taj Mahal. | Agra |
| He's off to see "a teardrop on the face of eternity." He promised to send me a postcard. | Agra |
| He's waiting for someone by the Gate of Magnificence. | Agra |
| I asked him to grab me a souvenir at Shilpgram. | Agra |
| I heard her mutter something about a "Lahore Gate". | Agra |
| I heard her whisper to someone, "Meet me at the 'Jewel Box.'" | Agra |
| I heard he's lurking by the "Baby Taj". | Agra |
| I just know that he was meeting someone in a "drum house"? | Agra |
| I just know that he's holed up near a white marble mausoleum. | Agra |
| I know she was taking some correspondence clases from the Dayalbagh Educational Institute, and she wanted to pick up her diploma in person. | Agra |
| I told her if she has a sec, she should tie a black thread to the screens outside the Tomb of Salim Chishti. | Agra |
| I warned him while he's in the TTZ to keep his emissions to a minimum. | Agra |
| I'm not sure where she's going. But I heard her plan a meeting "under the onion dome"? | Agra |
| I'm pretty sure he's in the birthplace of Din-i-Ilahi. | Agra |
| Look for her by Shah Jahan's Pearl Mosque. | Agra |
| Look for him bothering the birds by Keetham Lake. | Agra |
| Look for him pestering the buffalo in Mehtab Bagh. | Agra |
| She said she's a huge fan of glazed tile decorations, and I knew just where to send her. | Agra |
| She said she's staying with a friend in Taj Ganj. | Agra |
| She said something about getting a bite and a Kingfisher at the Yash Café. | Agra |
| She was spotted strolling along the reflecting pool in the charbagh. | Agra |
| She was trying to round up enough players for a game of ludo in the Pachisi Court. | Agra |
| She's catching a flight to Kheria Airport. After her! | Agra |
| She's hiding in hands-down the most wonderful tribute anyone's ever paid to their wife. | Agra |
| She's in an octagonal tower built for Mumtaz Mahal. | Agra |
| She's in the old capital founded by Sultan Sikandar Lodī. | Agra |
| She's just outside the fort in the Shah Jahan Gardens. | Agra |
| She's off to see "a teardrop on the face of eternity." She promised to send me a postcard. | Agra |
| While he's in town, I told him to pay his respects to Mariam at her tomb. | Agra |
| Why, I was just reading the "Mahabharata" in the original sanskrit. Back then, they called the city where he went Agrevana. | Agra |
| You could try arresting him in the spot where they arrested Guru Tegh Bahadur. | Agra |
| You might catch her sniffing around the mint in Fatehpur Sikri. | Agra |
| You might catch him making his exit via the Idgah Bus Station. | Agra |
| You might catch him napping in the Taj Nature Park. | Agra |
| You'll find him by Itmad-ud-Daula's Tomb. There's another, bigger tomb in town that resembles it, so check the sign before you go in. | Agra |
| You'll find him on the Mughal Heritage Walk, panting from exhaustion. | Agra |
| Your friend was looking for the birthplace of Soamiji Maharaj. | Agra |
| Your suspect wished to have been in this city in 1556 when the great Hemu Vikramaditya conquered it. | Agra |
| He just texted me - he almost ran into a moose on Gambell Street! | Anchorage |
| He may be getting out of the cold at the Snow City Cafe. | Anchorage |
| He might be lurking around Fort Richardson. | Anchorage |
| He might sneak onto a carrier and try to land at Elmendorf Air Force Base. | Anchorage |
| He mumbled something about getting a new winter coat at the Rondy. | Anchorage |
| He said he was looking for a Russian Orthodox Cemetary in an unlikely place. But I don't know where he meant. | Anchorage |
| He said he's swinging by a village on the Eagle River on his way to the city. | Anchorage |
| He seemed shaky about his destination after I told him about the Good Friday Earthquake. | Anchorage |
| He told me he's in a motel out in Mat-Su. His room looks out on a totem pole! | Anchorage |
| He won't miss a chance to see the Aces skate. | Anchorage |
| Here, he dropped a guest pass for the Heritage Center. | Anchorage |
| He's probably getting his baseball cards autographed at Mulcahy Stadium. | Anchorage |
| He's probably over at that museum they've got at the Rasmuson Center. | Anchorage |
| He's probably tending to his safety deposit box at the First National Bank of Alaska. | Anchorage |
| He's site-seeing near Ted Stevens' old home in Girdwood. | Anchorage |
| I could swear she went to Cook Inlet. But is she on the Knik Arm or the Turnagain Arm? | Anchorage |
| I don't know if this helps, but he said his favorite film of all time is "Snowriders II." | Anchorage |
| I don't know if this helps, but she said her favorite film of all time is "Snowriders II." | Anchorage |
| I heard her mumble, "Grumble grumble, that Marcus Baker... acting all tough... " | Anchorage |
| I heard her say she's heading east of the city and into the mountains, unless she runs out of Grizzly Bear spray. | Anchorage |
| I shared with her my greatest treasure: autographed photos of every single winner of the Miss Fur Rendezvous pageant. | Anchorage |
| I told her about my favorite James Michener novel. She loved the part about the mammoths crossing the land bridge. | Anchorage |
| I told her to check out the old Eccentric Theatre Company, although I think they've changed the name. | Anchorage |
| I told him to catch the Rage City Rollergirls putting the hurt on! I wish I could watch, but I don't think ESPN will carry it. | Anchorage |
| If he's in town for it, I know he'll catch the start of the Iditarod! | Anchorage |
| I'll tell you where he went! He went to see the dog sleds slide down Fourth Avenue! | Anchorage |
| I'll tell you where he went. I should start by explaining, he was really inspired by the book "Into the Wild". | Anchorage |
| Like I told him, you know you're in the largest state in the Union when you're anchored down here. | Anchorage |
| Maybe he's working out at Pete's Gym, on the Park Strip. | Anchorage |
| Maybe she's working out at Pete's Gym, on the Park Strip. | Anchorage |
| She booked a flight into Ted Stevens International. | Anchorage |
| She had a meeting at the convention center, but she had trouble finding her room. She always gets Athabascan names mixed up! | Anchorage |
| She may be getting out of the cold at the Snow City Cafe. | Anchorage |
| She might be at the Crow Creek Mine, checking to see if anything's left. | Anchorage |
| She might be pestering the pilots at Kulis Air National Guard Base for a ride. | Anchorage |
| She said she was going to win a prize for being chased by reindeer. | Anchorage |
| She said she wasn't looking forward to having to check every outhouse for skis in case jokers started pulling it away while she was in it. | Anchorage |
| She said something about an international larcenist's convention at the Egan Convention Center? You'd think with their loot they could swing Vegas. | Anchorage |
| She told me she was going to run a footrace, but she was scared of the frostbite. | Anchorage |
| She told me she's going fly fishing on Kenai Peninsula. | Anchorage |
| She told me she's in a motel out in Mat-Su. Her room looks out on a totem pole! | Anchorage |
| She was just bragging that she speaks Eyak. But I happened to know the last Eyak speaker, and it sure wasn't her. | Anchorage |
| She was meeting someone on the Lowenfels Family Nature Trail. | Anchorage |
| She's a rugby fan, so I know she'll catch a Mat Valley Maulers game. | Anchorage |
| She's going to the zoo that Annabelle built - or rather, that they built around her. | Anchorage |
| She's hanging out at Oscar's place on M Street. | Anchorage |
| She's probably pestering the livestock at the Musk Ox Farm in Palmer. | Anchorage |
| She's site-seeing near Ted Stevens' home in Girdwood. | Anchorage |
| You'll find her at an old wood-frame house. Look for the oldest one in the city. | Anchorage |
| You'll find her at Valley of the Moon Park. It probably won't cross her mind that she can go there during the day. | Anchorage |
| You'll find her checking out pics of the bush pilots at the Aviation Heritage Museum. | Anchorage |
| You're headed to the site of the old tent city at Ship Creek Landing. | Anchorage |
| You're looking for the largest city in Seward's folly. | Anchorage |
| As a matter of fact, he did mention to me that he was in a "Turkic state of mind." | Astana |
| For all I know, he's paying tribute at the monument of his favorite Khan--Kenesary. | Astana |
| From what I've heard, he's trying to get his hands on Vladimir Laptev's blueprints for the city. | Astana |
| He dropped a 200-tenge note and walked off, gloating that there were plenty more where that came from at KazMunaiGaz. | Astana |
| He jumped at the chance to visit the Museum of Gold and Precious Metals. In fact, he jumped into his car and went off to buy an extra suitcase. | Astana |
| He mentioned that he forgot to pocket a map, so he's probably at the Atameken getting acquainted with the country. | Astana |
| He might be at the symbol of the city: a poplar tree with a golden egg. | Astana |
| He might be settling a score at the Palace of Peace and Reconciliation. | Astana |
| He must have fallen into a well of money there. I heard he spent 90,000 tenge on one night at Escape! | Astana |
| He seemed annoyed that the new capital he was heading for was only the second largest city in the state. | Astana |
| He should be flying into TSE and taking Bus 10 from the airport. | Astana |
| He told me he was going to one of the 'stans, but I forget which. Afghanistan? Turkmenistan? Uzbekistan? | Astana |
| He wanted to go to a "land of peace and accord," which seemed odd considering his background. Maybe he needs a vacation? | Astana |
| He's attending an opera in the base of a pyramid? | Astana |
| He's hand in hand with Nursultan Nazarbayev--figuratively, of course. | Astana |
| He's probably doing business in the Special Economic Zone. | Astana |
| He's visiting a monument that Lord Norman Foster claims contains no religious symbolism. | Astana |
| Hurry! You have to stop her before she poaches the secrets of happiness and desire from the Bayterek's golden egg! | Astana |
| I can't remember where he said he was going, but I'm sure I'd never heard of it. It sounded like it was mighty close to Akmola. | Astana |
| I can't remember where she said she was going, but I know I'd never heard of it. Sounded like it was mighty close to Akmola. | Astana |
| I heard she was out on the steppe looking for evidence of UFOs, but she only encountered a circus! | Astana |
| I heard your friend's planning on stepping into the ring with the Arlans' Moldagereev Marat. You know, to prove he's a true alpha male. | Astana |
| I heard your friend's planning on stepping into the ring with the Arlans' Moldagereev Marat. You know, to prove she's a true alpha female. | Astana |
| I know more about the cycling team than the city, and in my estimation they won't be doing so well without Alberto Contador! | Astana |
| I overheard him say into his cell phone, "Meet me under the giant golden Chupa Chups." | Astana |
| I overheard him tell someone to meet him behind "The Lighter" so they could discuss "transport and communications"--he must have been speaking in some sort of code. | Astana |
| I told her where she could get tickets to a Russian drama at the Gorky, the city's oldest theater. | Astana |
| I tried to get her Tigers tickets, but she said she'd be a little far from Detroit. It's her loss anyway--they're playing Barsy Atyrau tonight! | Astana |
| I'd look for her along the banks of the Ishim River. | Astana |
| If it's a chilly night, I'd check the world's largest tent. They sure don't make yurts like they used to! | Astana |
| If she can't stand the city, she may pack up her yurt and sleep in the steppe. | Astana |
| I'm pretty sure she's taking a leisurely stroll down Bulvar Nurzhol, admiring the architecture. | Astana |
| Last I heard, he's heading to the city formerly known as Akmola. | Astana |
| No wonder she's going there--nothing draws a thief quite like an overt display of oil money. | Astana |
| She could be poking around Saken Seifullin's museum. | Astana |
| She has a strange fascination with the Gulag, so she'll probably want to visit the site of the ALZHIR camp to the southwest. | Astana |
| She might be at the symbol of the city: a poplar tree with a golden egg. | Astana |
| She said she's wanted to go there ever since they made it the capital in 1997. I don't know what she's been waiting for all this time. More skyscrapers? | Astana |
| She told me all about her plans to infiltrate a triennial congress of world religious leaders. | Astana |
| She told me she was going to one of the 'stans, but I forget which. Afghanistan? Turkmenistan? Uzbekistan? | Astana |
| She was arranging a rendezvous in a Park for Lovers, though she was quick to point out it was strictly business. | Astana |
| She was looking forward to eating a horsemeat platter and quaffing fermented mare's milk--when you find out where she is, remind me not to dine there! | Astana |
| She was planning to camp out under the "royal marquee." Too bad it's transparent! | Astana |
| She's attending an opera in the base of a pyramid? | Astana |
| She's heading for a modern oasis in the middle of the Kazakh steppe. | Astana |
| She's off to find the remains of a green mosque with a fence? | Astana |
| She's on the south side of the river, looking for a monument to the victims of Soviet repression. | Astana |
| She's probably doing business in the Special Economic Zone. | Astana |
| Sounds like your friend is out of the Central Asian loop--he thought the capital was still Almaty! | Astana |
| The city she's going to was central in Khrushchev's Virgin Lands Campaign. | Astana |
| We found an old map of the USSR in her room. Tselinograd was circled. | Astana |
| We found an old map of the USSR in her room. Tselinograd was circled. | Astana |
| When he told me the Golden Man was pure science fiction, I immediately steered him in the direction of the President's Cultural Centre. | Astana |
| When she told me the Golden Man was pure science fiction, I immediately steered her in the direction of the President's Cultural Centre. | Astana |
| Word has it she's hiding out somewhere in the 'stans. | Astana |
| You'll find her in the business district of the world's largest landlocked country. | Astana |
| You'll spot him kneeling on the men's floor of the largest mosque in Central Asia. | Astana |
| I know more about the cycling team than the city, and in my estimation they won't be doing so well without Alberto Contador! | Astana, Kazakhstan |
| Before you catch your perp, be sure to catch a show at the Odeion of Herodes Atticus. | Athens |
| He ducked into the Metro at Panepistimio, popped up again at Omónoia, and finally they almost caught him at Evangelismós. I think he was lost. | Athens |
| He was going to shop at the Kolonáki, but the Monastiráki was closer to his price range. | Athens |
| He was spotted stopping to admire the Neo-Classical architecture along the Panepistimío. Sometimes I wonder if these henchmen just didn't get enough field trips when they were kids. | Athens |
| He's getting a little paranoid. Last I heard he was hunkered down on Lykavittós Hill, so he could keep watch on the whole city. | Athens |
| He's hiding somewhere in the Ancient Agora, probably at the Stoa of Attalos. | Athens |
| I bet the National Archaeological Museum is a prime target for your suspect. It's full of great stuff, like the mask of Agamemnon. | Athens |
| I did hear her say that she was going to try to get Dionysis Savopoulos's autograph. | Athens |
| I did hear him say that he was going to try to get Dionysis Savopoulos's autograph. | Athens |
| I heard him say he was going to where western drama was born. He was pretty dramatic about it, too | Athens |
| I heard she was headed to the city's major cathedral, the Mitrópoli. Or maybe it was the Byzantine cathedral next door, the Panagía Gorgoepíkoös. | Athens |
| I heard your perp mention something about picking up a nice fish at the market on Athinas. | Athens |
| I know where he is. He was trying to sneak through the Plateia Syntagmatos, right when they were changing the guard. | Athens |
| I spotted him trying to look chic at a wine bar in Psyrrí, reading a book in the local language. Of course he was holding it upside down. | Athens |
| I think he said he was going to the Acropolis. | Athens |
| I told the henchwoman to check out the Tower of the Winds in the Pláka. She asked if she would need a jacket. | Athens |
| I understand she was going to sneak in through the ancient port of Piraeus. | Athens |
| I would check the Panathenaic Way in Ancient Agora. | Athens |
| If you wanted to be a thespian, this would be a pretty good place to study. Too bad Thespis ain't around to teach anymore. | Athens |
| I'll bet the god of the sea's still peeved about the time that this city snubbed him. Hope you don't get caught in a storm while you're there. | Athens |
| Last I heard, he texted me from Parnitha National Park, where he was having a picnic. Sounds like he's forgotten you're even on his trail. | Athens |
| Last I heard, his rental car got towed. He tried to park in the city on an odd-numbered date with an even-numbered plate. What was he thinking? | Athens |
| Looks like you should head to the birthplace of the Marathon. And the Spartathalon! | Athens |
| My cousin-in-law spotted him at the Theater of Dionysos, asking people when the matinee would start. | Athens |
| Oh sure, I talked to this girl. She said she was headed over to dump some old drachmas. I didn't know how to tell her the bad news. | Athens |
| Oh sure, I talked to this guy. He said he was headed over to dump some old drachmas. I didn't know how to tell him the bad news. | Athens |
| Oh, this girl? I remember her. I could swear she mentioned she was flying to Elefthérios Venizélos Airport. | Athens |
| Okay, your perp was going to - oh what was the name, Nathan's? Aspens? Bath-fins? Eh, I'll figure it out. | Athens |
| She mentioned she was headed to the Museum of Greek Popular Musical Instruments, to pitch them on her idea for Bouzouki Hero. | Athens |
| She was planning to case the Acropolis from her lookout on Filopáppos Hill. | Athens |
| She's been spotted on ferries darting all over the Argo-Saronic Islands, always one step ahead of Interpol. | Athens |
| Sure, I know where he went. We got in a big argument over whether it was right that they got corporate sponsorship for the Temple of Athena Nike. | Athens |
| Sure, I'll tell you where your guy went. Try not to corrupt the youth while you're over there, okay? | Athens |
| The city you're headed to is a major center of modern rock. You've got R.E.M., the B-52s, Elephant 6, and - oh, sorry. I was thinking of the one in Georgia. | Athens |
| The city you're headed to was chosen to host the first modern Olympics, mostly for nostalgia's sake. | Athens |
| The henchman's holed up in the cradle of Western Civilization, which is ironic, since he's never read anything longer than a placemat. | Athens |
| The naming rights to this city went pretty cheap. It's named after someone who gave them a single olive tree. That's a pretty good deal for such a run-of-the-mill gift! | Athens |
| The story goes that more than one god fought over the right to be patron of the city where your suspect is headed. | Athens |
| They caught her lurking past the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier. | Athens |
| This henchwoman's holed up in the capital of Greece. | Athens |
| When you catch this henchman, be sure to interrogate him with the Socratic method. | Athens |
| While you're in town, be sure to check out the major archeological museum. The collection dates back almost 9,000 years. Granted, most of it didn't have to travel far. | Athens |
| Word is she was chased through the National Gardens by some well-belted guards. | Athens |
| You might find some wisdom of where your suspect is if you go to the city whose patron saint is Athena. | Athens |
| Your destination is the birthplace of democracy. I wonder how V.I.L.E. is planning to steal that? | Athens |
| Your henchwoman's headed to the capital of the Hellenic Republic. | Athens |
| Your henchwoman's hiding in a temple that was built two-and-a-half millenia ago. Boy do I hope she doesn't break anything. | Athens |
| Your perp is headed to the Parthenon! Don't let V.I.L.E. steal it! | Athens |
| Your suspect came into town by taking a barge through the Aegean, drifting past the islands, and then swimming the last 200 meters after they found him and threw him overboard. | Athens |
| Your suspect dropped a postcard from the Museum of Cycladic Art, which, as far as I can guess, is a museum of paintings of bike races. | Athens |
| Your suspect was talking about visiting three ancient, public gymnasia, apparently to see if all the athletes still competed while naked. | Athens |
| Your suspect's a football fan, and I know where she fled. You might catch her at the annual game between Panathinaikos and Olympiakos Piraeus. | Athens |
| Your target's headed to what I consider the Platonic ideal of a city. | Athens |
| He had two tickets for a night showing at the original Alamo Drafthouse. It would be a shame to waste that kind of money, so I urged him to remember the Alamo. | Austin |
| He told me he wants to sneak into the largest carillion in the state and teach the students "Achy Breaky Heart." | Austin |
| He told me he was going to see Hannemann's life work - if it hasn't been hauled away. | Austin |
| He wanted to see Vince Young's old stomping grounds. Well, more like old touchdown-scoring grounds. | Austin |
| He was going to sneak into a taping at KLRU. Or maybe he was going to rob their pledge drive. | Austin |
| He was headed to the capital of Texas. Apparently everything's bigger there, including the opportunities for larceny. | Austin |
| He was in the market for a new laptop, so he went straight to the source. Dude, he got a Dell! | Austin |
| He was jonesing to get a crack at Big Bertha -- even had his own furry mallets. So I wished him luck getting past the Longhorn Band's defensive formations. | Austin |
| He was looking for a weird museum. I knew just where to send him. | Austin |
| He was set to collect a huge ransom, ironically from the Harry Ransom Humanities Research Center. | Austin |
| Her amateur marching band likes to play at night, so she's looking for a drum that'll glow in the dark. | Austin |
| He's flying in from San Jose on the "Nerd Bird." | Austin |
| He's staying at the Driskill. He told me if it's good enough for LBJ, it's good enough for him. | Austin |
| He's sulking in the bathroom at Emo's on Red River. | Austin |
| His amateur marching band likes to play at night, so he's looking for a drum that'll glow in the dark. | Austin |
| I caught a peak at her e-ticket, and the code read "AUS". | Austin |
| I heard he's at the headquarters of the Farm Credit Bank, trying to mortgage someone else's farm. | Austin |
| I heard he's making a long-term loan from the Miriam Lutcher Stark Library. Specifically, the ceiling. | Austin |
| I heard he's tubing on the San Marcos River. | Austin |
| I heard him on the phone, telling someone to meet him right by a "lucky lizard"? | Austin |
| I heard she's hot on the trail of someone named "Big Bertha." | Austin |
| I only overheard him say, "Meet me at The Tower." | Austin |
| I overheard her say she's browsing some uncommon objects on "SoCo"? | Austin |
| I told her the name of my favorite Cathedral, but I warned her it's a little run-down. | Austin |
| I told him the name of my favorite Cathedral, but I warned him it's a little run-down. | Austin |
| I've never seen someone so anxious to see a live cow in person. Though in fairness, Bevo's a pretty cool name for a cow. | Austin |
| Longhorn Band's defensive formations. | Austin |
| Look for her riding up the Rawhide Trail to the Zoo. Hyah! | Austin |
| Look for him running out the back door of the Blanton Museum of Art with a large sack and six rent-a-cops in tow. | Austin |
| She heard they were trying to save the Cactus Cafe, so she's going to pack everything up and take it somewhere safe. | Austin |
| She said "Hook 'Em, Horns!" and then ran out with her hand in the air in a cow-shape. So maybe she's decided to matriculate? | Austin |
| She said "Hook 'Em, Horns!" and then ran out with her hand in the air in a cow-shape. So maybe she's decided to matriculate? | Austin |
| She said she wanted to visit Renee Zellweger's alma mater. Yes, some people are still that into "Jerry Maguire." | Austin |
| She said she was headed to the big game at UT, then she threw up the Horns. I'm not ashamed to say I was frightened. | Austin |
| She said she's going to "The Live Music Capital of the World." Sadly, all she listens to is dubstep. | Austin |
| She said something about digging through Elisabet Ney's personal belongings. | Austin |
| She said something about making off with all the recipes from Stubb's BBQ. | Austin |
| She told me her next destination was incorporated on December 27, 1839. What she didn't tell me was why she knew that, or why I should care. | Austin |
| She wanted to enroll in the McCombs School of Business. Apparently, their disgraced dropouts make the best money launderers. | Austin |
| She wanted to visit Whole Foods Headquarters. I hear the building is made from all-organic materials. | Austin |
| She wanted to visit Whole Foods Headquarters. I hear the building is made from all-organic materials. | Austin |
| She was going to pluck a bouquet from Lady Bird Johnson's wildflower collection. | Austin |
| She was going to sneak into a taping at KLRU. Or maybe she was going to rob their pledge drive. | Austin |
| She was headed to the old stomping grounds of the late, great Ann Richards. Yes, Ann Richard's famous even over here. | Austin |
| She was headed to the Texas Governor's Mansion. And she'll probably leave with its art collection. | Austin |
| She was planning a visit to Alexander Phimister Proctor's Mustangs. But if she really wanted to "tame" one, why was she carrying a giant welding torch? | Austin |
| She went South by Southwest. Wait, no, she went TO South By Southwest. Guess she's really into networking. | Austin |
| She went South by Southwest. Wait, no, she went TO South By Southwest. Guess she's really into networking. | Austin |
| She's flying in from San Jose on the "Nerd Bird." | Austin |
| She's heading somewhere along the Colorado River. Does that narrow it down? | Austin |
| She's in a town that went by the name Waterloo. Make sure it becomes her Waterloo, okay? | Austin |
| She's sulking in the bathroom at Emo's on Red River. | Austin |
| We were just arguing over which we liked better: Victorian architecture, or Gothic? We settled on Victorian-Gothic. | Austin |
| You know that fancy old car? The Something-Healey? Well, he had a plane ticket for Something. | Austin |
| You might find her hanging with the Congress Street bats. | Austin |
| You'll probably spot her under one of the Moonlight Towers. I mean, how can you not? It's so bright down there. | Austin |
| I'll bet he's in the City of Kings, acting the jester. | Austin OR Lima |
| The city she's hiding in is straight out of a Abderrahmane Sissako film. | Bakmo |
| For all I know, he's admiring women's pottery at the Musee Muso Kunda. | Bamako |
| From what I hear, he was greeted by a slew of charitable amateur race car drivers from Budapest. | Bamako |
| He asked if we had an archive of Info Matin, but I informed him it was for cardholders only. | Bamako |
| He could be reading "The Butcher of Kouta" by the Modibo Keita memorial. | Bamako |
| He has all the songs from Worotan memorized. | Bamako |
| He has such a great opportunity to see L'Ensemble Instrumental National at the Palais de la Culture Amadou Hampate Ba! | Bamako |
| He has tickets to see Djoliba AC play their hometown rivals. | Bamako |
| He may stop by Didida Market for a new boubou. | Bamako |
| He plans to visit a red stone, gothic-style cathedral, but most locals prefer to pray at the Grand Mosque. | Bamako |
| He told me he was spending time in the "crocodile river." I only hope you'll find him before he loses a limb! | Bamako |
| He's always wanted to show his Polaroids at the local photography festival. It's a shame he forgot the exhibition is biannual! | Bamako |
| He's at the Musee National admiring a doggone statue crawling with snakes? | Bamako |
| He's got tickets to see "les Blancs" in a "stade" named for Martyr's Day. | Bamako |
| He's grooving to the Super Rail Band at Espace Bouna. | Bamako |
| He's planning a rendezvous under the Monument de la Paix. The one holding a globe with a dove on top. | Bamako |
| He's visiting a pyramid somewhere in the Quartier du Fleuve. | Bamako |
| I heard he approached Baba Sissoko after a Taman Khan performance and asked for a drum lesson. | Bamako |
| I heard he's staying at the Hotel Wassoulou, trying to catch a performance of its resident songbird. | Bamako |
| I must admit I'm a bit jealous of your friend there. I've always wanted to see a jeli speaking through the tamani. | Bamako |
| I overheard her telling someone to meet her at explorer's place, right behind Gustave Borgnis-Desbordes | Bamako |
| I overheard him ordering a car service from the Senou Airport. | Bamako |
| I overheard him telling someone to meet him at explorer's place, right behind Gustave Borgnis-Desbordes. | Bamako |
| I recommended he pay a visit to the BCEAO Tower. It's a fantastic example of Neo-Sudanic architecture. | Bamako |
| I told her about a great dinner spot there, in the Hippodrome. | Bamako |
| I told him about a great dinner spot there, in the Hippodrome. | Bamako |
| If I know her, she'll be stuffing her face with foutou and poulet yassa at the African Grill. | Bamako |
| If it's the dry season, you may catch her south of the city trying to dip her clay jug into the Sélingué Dam. | Bamako |
| If she's feeling ambitious, she might leave the capital and catch a flight to Timbuktu. | Bamako |
| If your friend has some down time, I recommended him a photography class at the Institut National des Arts. | Bamako |
| She did drop this map, but I can't read it. Are you fluent in Bamanankan? | Bamako |
| She has all the songs from Worotan memorized. | Bamako |
| She is going to a botanical garden near Dar Salam, off Avenue de la Liberte. | Bamako |
| She may stop by Didida Market for a new pagne. | Bamako |
| She may stop by Didida Market for a new pagne. | Bamako |
| She might be up on Point G, taking in a fantastic view of the city. | Bamako |
| She planned to socialize with the Bozos and the Bambara, but the Tuareg Imajaghan aren't likely to give her the time of day. | Bamako |
| She plans to visit a red stone, gothic-style cathedral in the city center, but most locals prefer to pray at the Grand Mosque. | Bamako |
| She told me she was spending time in the "crocodile river." I only hope you'll find her before she loses a limb! | Bamako |
| She was trying to track down a rare Yamadu Bani Dunbia recording. | Bamako |
| She's always wanted to see Adama Drabo's work on the stage. | Bamako |
| She's at a monument with three crocodiles? | Bamako |
| She's at the Musee National admiring a doggone statue crawling with snakes? | Bamako |
| She's hoping to catch the International Percussion Festival while she's there. She even had the skin of her djembe restretched for the occasion! | Bamako |
| She's picking up some dried chameleons at the fetish stalls near the Maison des Artisans. As to what she's going to do with them, I haven't the faintest. | Bamako |
| She's planning a rendezvous under the Monument de la Paix. The one holding a globe with a dove on top. | Bamako |
| Sounds like your friend might be developing a bit of a conscience--she let it slip that she was considering volunteering with the Geekcorps! | Bamako |
| The bank where he's going is the tallest building in the West African nations! | Bamako |
| The city he's hiding in is straight out of a Abderrahmane Sissako film | Bamako |
| The city he's hiding in is straight out of a Abderrahmane Sissako film. | Bamako |
| The city she's hiding in is straight out of a Abderrahmane Sissako film. | Bamako |
| The city she's staying in is west of Niamey, but east of Tambacounda. | Bamako |
| The studio portraits she showed me were alright, but believe me she's no Malick Sibide! | Bamako |
| There's a good chance he's washing his clothes on the banks of the Niger River. | Bamako |
| While my back was turned, he grabbed 500 CFA from our vault and ran for the door! | Bamako |
| With any luck, he'll be able to catch a dourouni to the Grand Mosque. | Bamako |
| Word has it he got into a shootout with Drissa Diakite and Idrissa Coulibaly. I hope no one gets hurt! | Bamako |
| Word has it he's getting his hair braided in the Marche Medina's "beauty parlour." | Bamako |
| You might catch him crossing the Pont des Martyrs into Badalabougou. | Bamako |
| You'll find him in a landlocked country that shares its border with Burkina Faso. | Bamako |
| Your friend checked out our only copy of "Le Sang des masques," probably with little intention of ever bringing it back! | Bamako |
| Your friend must either be cocky or stupid--he challenged Meiya Tireira to a dunk contest, but came up with nothing but net. | Bamako |
| He had his cell phone's speaker on, and you could hear what sounded like paddles in the water and a man chanting, "bot heh rua." | Bangkok |
| He looked tense and tired. I told him to treat himself to a massage at Abhaibhubejhr College. | Bangkok |
| He might be hanging around the Oriental Hotel, telling the tourists tall tales about Joseph Conrad. | Bangkok |
| He said he wanted to catch the Buddha in a nap. | Bangkok |
| He spent a good hour bragging about every martial art he's mastered and how many black belts he wears to bed every night, but I bet he doesn't know Muay Thai. | Bangkok |
| He told me he was going to experience birth, enlightenment, and nirvana at Phra Phutta Monthon. | Bangkok |
| He told me he was going to prowl around Jim Thompson's house to pick up some tips on the silk business. | Bangkok |
| He told me he was going to see if he and a few guys could cart off Angkor Wat. Which confused me, because isn't that place huge? | Bangkok |
| He told me he was going to stowaway on a boat that's making a delivery to some monks. | Bangkok |
| He went south to catch the Damnoen Saduak Floating Market, but he was too seasick to pick any produce. | Bangkok |
| Here, he dropped this photo of a barge with all the snakes' heads on the prow. What a beaut! | Bangkok |
| Here, look at this coin he left behind. Is that a prang? | Bangkok |
| He's a big fan of teak. I would check for him around Vimanmek Palace. | Bangkok |
| He's probably headed over to the old capital in Thon Buri. | Bangkok |
| I heard he's raising some cash selling his old junk on Khao San Road. | Bangkok |
| I heard him plan a meeting with a stranger on the Skytrain to National Stadium. | Bangkok |
| I heard him planning a rendezvous at the Boonsamakan Vegetarian Hall. | Bangkok |
| I know he was going to take a detour up to Chiang Rai to catch his favorite sport: Elephant Polo. | Bangkok |
| I only know that someone's meeting him at the terminal at Suvarnabhumi. | Bangkok |
| I overheard him planning a rendezvous at the Democracy Monument. | Bangkok |
| I overheard him say something about a house that had been taken apart and moved into the city. I guess that's what happens if you have a housing shortage. | Bangkok |
| I recommended that he read the Ramayana before he went, but he said he'd just look at the pictures of the Ramakian instead. | Bangkok |
| I suggested he check out the bridge running over the River Kwai. | Bangkok |
| I suggested he visit my favorite museum in the city, but he didn't seem impressed - said it was just full of knock-offs and fakes. | Bangkok |
| I sure was skeptical, but he swore to me that the Flying Farangs are a heck of an ice hockey team. | Bangkok |
| I think he got stuck in a tuk tuk on Sukhumvit Road. | Bangkok |
| I think she went to a riverside village with a wild olive? | Bangkok |
| I told her to wait in Amarinda Audience Hall to speak with the king. She's probably still waiting, if you want to catch up with her. | Bangkok |
| I told him the story of a stucco statue that cracked open to reveal a startling hidden treasure. Now he's gone to the same city to crack open everything in sight. | Bangkok |
| If he gets homesick he might go to the Neilson Hays Library to sit around and read newspapers. | Bangkok |
| If he has a day off, he may head to the zoo in Dusit Park. He heard they have star deer, and he's hoping they need an agent. | Bangkok |
| If she grabbed a boat, you might catch her ducking into a khlong off the Chao Phraya river. | Bangkok |
| If you check down Soi Isara Nuphap, you might be able to shed some light on things. | Bangkok |
| I'll bet you right now she's racing down Phahonyothin Road to the airport. What are you waiting for? | Bangkok |
| I'm not sure where he went, but he said something about a buddha. And I can confirm for you that it was round, and cracked a smile. Does that narrow it down? | Bangkok |
| I've been to the city where he went, but I don't remember much. As the man said, "One town's very like another when your head's down over your pieces, brother." | Bangkok |
| Look for him slurping the shark-fin soup in Siam Square. | Bangkok |
| She asked me for travel tips, and I told her to visit the Wang Saen Suk Hell Garden. I figured hey, maybe it'll make her think. | Bangkok |
| She just texted to tell me that the temple where she's hiding is fantastic - but she was really bummed out that they took down the Giant Swing. | Bangkok |
| She mentioned she'd be strolling around Rattanakosin Island, looking for a little bit of history to take home with her. | Bangkok |
| She's after a relic connected to a kingdom of "a million rice fields." | Bangkok |
| She's in Krung Thep Mahanakhon Amon Rattanakosin Mahinthara Yuthaya Mahadilok Phop Noppharat Ratchathani Burirom Udomratchaniwet... wait, where are you going? | Bangkok |
| Sure, I know where she went. She was just telling me about a snake farm where I could see someone milk a Siamese king cobra. | Bangkok |
| When he told me he was looking for a lawyer, I gave him the name of a museum where he could find one. | Bangkok |
| You could try looking for him at the cabbage patch palace. | Bangkok |
| You might find her in Chinatown, mingling along Sampeng Lane. | Bangkok |
| You might find him betting on cricket at the Southerners Sports Club. | Bangkok |
| You might find him doing his early morning t'ai chi in Lumphini Park. | Bangkok |
| You might find him in Chinatown, mingling along Sampeng Lane. | Bangkok |
| You might find him shopping at MBK. | Bangkok |
| Your friend went to the city that Rama I made the capital back in the 18th century. | Bangkok |
| Last I heard, he was lurking through Ciutat Vella. | Barcelona |
| A buddy saw her out at dinner with some henchfriends on Las Ramblas, the main shopping street. | Barcelona |
| A friend of an uncle of my brother's was on a bus from Urquinaona to Pg.M.Girona. She wouldn't give up her seat to an elderly woman, no matter how hard the old woman glared at her. | Barcelona |
| A friend of mine saw her coming out of the Drassanes stop, check out the Museu de l' Erotica, and then sneak out five minutes later, blushing. | Barcelona |
| A friend of mine spotted him. He was trying to hold hands with one of the figures at the wax museum off Las Ramblas! | Barcelona |
| Before he flew out of there, I rememinded him he'll be there for Dia de Sant Ponç, so be sure to get me some herbs and honey. | Barcelona |
| He flew into Sabadell Airport. Make sure he doesn't fly out again, okay? | Barcelona |
| He said something about geocaching in Parc de Collserola. | Barcelona |
| He sent me this cell phone photo of Antoni Tàpies' wire sculpture Cloud and Chair. Eh, I prefer regular art. Like those pictures of fruitbowls. | Barcelona |
| He sent me this postcard, from a palace he visited. Above the entrance you can see a sculpture of Sant Jordi fighting the Dragon. | Barcelona |
| He spent all day at the Barri Xinès, trying to find a Chinese restaurant. | Barcelona |
| He was out for a jog in the Parc de la Ciutadella. A stealthy jog, of course. | Barcelona |
| He was sneaking around the Reial Academia de Ciencias i Arts. He pretended he was there to fix the clock. | Barcelona |
| He was strolling through Poble Nou, past the Torre Agbar. | Barcelona |
| He was touring the Centre Excursionista de Catalunya, looking at the columns from the Temple of Augustus. | Barcelona |
| He was trying to buy a bouquet at Mercat de les Flors. What a rube. | Barcelona |
| He was trying to settle a bet by rollerblading down the longest bench in the world. Luckily park security got there first. | Barcelona |
| He went to a show at the only concert hall in Europe that's lit by natural light. I remember because he said he was bringing a flashlight for the bathroom. | Barcelona |
| He went to the palace where they received Colón on his big day back. | Barcelona |
| heard he was pestering the tour guides to tell him how to tie a sailor's knot at the Museu Marítim and Drassanes. | Barcelona |
| Here, here's a hint. He sent me this postcard from Montjuïc Castle. | Barcelona |
| Here, look at this postcard I got. Check out the beautiful twin octagonal bell towers on this cathedral. | Barcelona |
| He's headed to the capital of Catalonia. | Barcelona |
| He's hiding out near the site of the 1992 Olympics. | Barcelona |
| He's planning to deface Les Demoiselles d'Avignon by painting clothes on the women. | Barcelona |
| He's probably in the second-biggest city in Spain. He finds the biggest a little too crowded. | Barcelona |
| I don't know exactly where this fellow's headed, but he said something about an electronic musical festival in Europe. | Barcelona |
| I don't know exactly where this lady's headed, but she said something about an electronic musical festival in Europe. | Barcelona |
| I found this photo she took, of a sculpture of a Chinese dragon hanging in front of a store. Does this look familiar? | Barcelona |
| I heard he goes shopping every day at La Boqueria. Can't he afford a refrigerator? | Barcelona |
| I heard he was headed to St. George's city in Spain. | Barcelona |
| I heard he was violently ill after riding the elevator up the Torre de Collserola. | Barcelona |
| I heard he was watching a flamenco show at Cordobés.' | Barcelona |
| I heard him asking for directions to Casa de la Ciutat. | Barcelona |
| I heard she was lurking outside the Casa de la Caritat, or Charity House. | Barcelona |
| I heard she was trying to bribe officials at Catalonia's parliament ... with hot gazpacho. | Barcelona |
| I heard she was watching a flamenco show at Cordobés.' | Barcelona |
| I heard she went to the CosmoCaixa to check out the Toca Toca exhibit. She was touching everything. | Barcelona |
| I heard that security had to pull him off the merry-go-round at Parc d'Atraccions Tibidabo in Montjuïc. His turn was up hours ago! | Barcelona |
| I just caught him ducking down a narrow street and past the Palau Güell. | Barcelona |
| I know by the style of bathing suit he packed that he went somewhere by the Mediterranean. | Barcelona |
| I know one thing: she's a big fan of Don Juan d'Austria. | Barcelona |
| I know the city where your henchwoman fled. The place isn't really to my tastes. I find it rather 'Gaudí.' | Barcelona |
| I overheard her say something about the Museu Picasso. | Barcelona |
| I saw her on TV! She was dangling off the pointy side of the Seu Central Gas Natural. | Barcelona |
| I saw her take Carrer de Jaume I to Plaça de sant Jaume, and then duck back down Sant Honorat. | Barcelona |
| I saw him at the Palau Reial Major. They warned him not to tell any lies in there, and after a while he gave up and left. | Barcelona |
| I saw him take Carrer de Jaume I to Plaça de sant Jaume, and then duck back down Sant Honorat. | Barcelona |
| I spotted her trying to shop at the Maremagnum, wearing last year's fashion. I was so embarrassed. | Barcelona |
| I spotted the suspect sprinting up Avinguda Meridiana to Parc de la Ciutadella. | Barcelona |
| I think he said he'd be checking out all the dummies in that place off Las Ramblas. | Barcelona |
| I think I spotted her eyeing the collection plate during mass at Sant Pau del Camp. | Barcelona |
| I think she said she'd be checking out all the dummies in that place off Las Ramblas. | Barcelona |
| I think she was trying to get into a figure drawing class at the Fundació Joan Miró. | Barcelona |
| I tipped her off to the restaurant with the best escudella i carn d'olla in the city. So of course she ordered a cheeseburger. | Barcelona |
| I'm pretty sure she said she'd be camping outside Palau Nacional. | Barcelona |
| It's the largest Catalonian city on the Mediterranean, I know that much. | Barcelona |
| Last I heard he was at Els Quatre Gats. He had a hunch Picasso might've carved his initials on one of the tables. | Barcelona |
| Last I heard she was at Els Quatre Gats. She had a hunch Picasso might've carved his initials on one of the tables. | Barcelona |
| Last I heard she was trying to catch a fairy in El Bosc de la Fades, off Las Ramblas. | Barcelona |
| Last I heard, he was headed to Eastern Spain. | Barcelona |
| Last I heard, he was lurking through Ciutat Vella. | Barcelona |
| Last I heard, she was headed to Eastern Spain. | Barcelona |
| Maybe this is a clue. She e-mailed me this picture of a fountain topped by a sculpture of a woman, holding an umbrella. | Barcelona |
| Oh sure, I saw her stumbling down Carrer Montcada. | Barcelona |
| Oh yeah, that's the gal who was stage-diving at a Macaco concert. | Barcelona |
| Okay, I know where your perp was - he was at... Barcalounger? Hitting bars with Celina? Ah, it'll come to me. | Barcelona |
| She never misses a game at Europe's largest soccer stadium. | Barcelona |
| She said she was taking her thong to Barceloneta Beach. Yikes. | Barcelona |
| She sent me this cell phone photo of Antoni Tàpies' wire sculpture Cloud and Chair. Eh, I prefer regular art. Like those pictures of fruitbowls. | Barcelona |
| She snuck into the Torre de Collserola to use the telescope. She said it was henchwork, but I think she was spying on sunbathers. | Barcelona |
| She told me she was scoping out 'the Real,' whatever that means. Sounds kinda metaphysical to me. | Barcelona |
| She told me she wasn't going to leave until she got Xavi Pascual's autograph. Or you know, until you arrest her. | Barcelona |
| She was at town hall, posing for a picture by a sculpture of three gypsy boys. | Barcelona |
| She was headed to a maritime museum. | Barcelona |
| She was strolling through Poble Nou, past the Torre Agbar. | Barcelona |
| She was trying to crash a party at Eusebi Güell's old place. | Barcelona |
| She was trying to stowaway on one of those double-decker boats, I think they're called 'swallows.' | Barcelona |
| She went to the palace where they received Colón on his big day back. | Barcelona |
| She went to the zoo to see Snowflake the gorilla. When they told her Snowflake had... passed, oh, she cried and cried. | Barcelona |
| She's headed to the site of the 1888 Universal Exposition. | Barcelona |
| She's planning to deface Les Demoiselles d'Avignon by painting clothes on the women. | Barcelona |
| Sounds like he's down on his luck. Last I heard he was in the cloisters of a cathedral, trying to steal bread from the geese. | Barcelona |
| Sure, I know exactly where your perp went. Here's a photo he took of himself pretending to ride Botero's "The Cat." | Barcelona |
| Sure, I know where she is. She sent me a text from the Gothic Quarter, the Barri Gòtic. | Barcelona |
| Sure, I know where she is. She sent me a text from the Gothic Quarter, the Barri Gòtic. | Barcelona |
| The city you need to visit goes by Ciudad Contal, Barna, and Can Fanga. If only I could remember its real name. | Barcelona |
| The city your searching for lies between the Llobregat and the Besòs. | Barcelona |
| The city you're looking for is filthy with great 20th century mosaics. Here, look at the one in this photo: they just stuck it in the street, by this sculpture of a lizard. | Barcelona |
| The police almost cornered her at the Gran Teatre del Liceu. | Barcelona |
| We shared a cab ride to Plaça de Catalunya. Of course he jumped out without paying the fare. | Barcelona |
| Well, I know she's a huge fan of Ojos de Brujo. Me, I only like their old stuff. | Barcelona |
| Well, this person you're chasing is always boasting he knows everything there is to know about modernist architecture. Maybe he went somewhere to brush up? | Barcelona |
| Where did he go ... I'm trying to think of it but I've got a song stuck in my head, the one Luara Hayrapetyan sang at Eurovision in 2009. Eh, it'll come to me. | Barcelona |
| Where did I see her last ... hey, in their student days, who d'you think would've won in a fight - Míro or Picasso? | Barcelona |
| Yeah, he was trying to get treatment for his gout at the Hospital de la Santa Creu. I had to break it to him that they don't treat patients anymore. | Barcelona |
| Yeah, I know him. I saw him once taking a drink from the Font de Canaletes, and according to local legend, that means he'll be back there soon. | Barcelona |
| Yeah, I know where she is. I got this photo of her hanging from a swing bridge at Port Vell. | Barcelona |
| Yeah, she sent me this photo from a Golondrina on the harbor. Check out the view! | Barcelona |
| Yeah, that's the guy. I heard he got in trouble for kicking over a kid's sand castle on Icaria Beach. | Barcelona |
| Yeah, this guy - I heard security caught him lurking around Port Olímpic, checking to see if anyone left the keys in their boat. | Barcelona |
| Yes, I ran into your friend there, but he was very odd. He said something about "dancing" and "sonar"? Is he throwing a party in a submarine? | Barcelona |
| Yes, I ran into your friend there, but she was very odd. She said something about "dancing" and "sonar"? Is she throwing a party in a submarine? | Barcelona |
| You know, I heard they're redeveloping Las Arenas to turn it from a bullring to a mixed-use space. Don't you think it would still smell like bull? | Barcelona |
| Your suspect went to my favorite city in Europe. I was there once on Corpus Christi, and I saw the miracle of the 'dancing egg!' | Barcelona |
| You're looking for a Catalonian city that's famous for its modernist architecture. | Barcelona |
| A friend of mine spotted her standing by the Imperial Vault of Heaven, yelling, "HELLO! HELLO! HELLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" again and again. | Beijing |
| A nephew of a cousin of an uncle of mine saw him running from the Hall of Supreme Harmony to the Hall of Middle Harmony, before he vanished in the Hall of Preserving Harmony. | Beijing |
| All I know about the city where your friend here is headed, is what I heard on TV during the 2008 Olympics. | Beijing |
| He mentioned he needed to get stealthier. You might find him shopping for locally-made sneakers at Sanlitun Village. | Beijing |
| He mentioned he was going to a giant complex built to house a hospitals, schools, even a rollerskating rink. I asked what was so weird about that? And then he told me where it was built. | Beijing |
| He mentioned he was going to scout the new talent at the Xiannongtan Athletics Technique School. I asked how he planned to recruit them and he said, "I start by stuffing them in a sack." | Beijing |
| He packed his paintbrushes and went to study at a school where Wu Guanzhong once taught. | Beijing |
| He stole my copy of Ray Huang's "1587, A Year of No Significance" for the flight. | Beijing |
| He was definitely going to stop by a Military Museum. But which one? | Beijing |
| He was eager to see a fossil of a Shantungosaurus. | Beijing |
| He was meeting his friend at the largest public square in the world - a space big enough to fit a million people. | Beijing |
| Here, look: he just tweeted that he's at some kind of building for observing the moon? | Beijing |
| I asked him to pick me up some old Cui Jian records while he was there. | Beijing |
| I can't tell you exactly where he went, but he said something about hiding out in a massive bomb shelter. | Beijing |
| I did catch a look at his airplane ticket. I had the code "PEK." | Beijing |
| I didn't take her for an artlover, but she said she'd be prowling through the 798 Art District. | Beijing |
| I didn't take him for an artlover, but he said he'd be prowling through the 798 Art District. | Beijing |
| I hear she was sight-seeing in one of the public squares and asked where the tanks were. The authorities were not pleased. | Beijing |
| I heard that he was spotted at the Ancient Observatory by Second Ring Road. | Beijing |
| I heard that she was spotted at the Ancient Observatory by Second Ring Road. | Beijing |
| I just heard a snatch of what she said on the phone: "Meet me on the other side of the Meridian. We'll make the hand-off there." | Beijing |
| I know he got in trouble for pestering the tour guide to take his photo on the Dragon Throne. | Beijing |
| I know she was interested in the amazingly rare fossils found at Chicken-bone Hill. | Beijing |
| I mentioned he should take a look at the Hall of Prayer for Great Harvests. He asked me if they had anything like that, but for Heists? | Beijing |
| I mentioned to your friend that Genghis Khan tore through there in 1215. | Beijing |
| I overhead him say he had a rendezvous at the Gate of Heavenly Peace. | Beijing |
| I overheard her talking about a crystal coffin, and how many thugs it would take to carry it. | Beijing |
| I suggested she could take a detour and learn about Confucianism at the Imperial College. | Beijing |
| I thought it was odd when he asked me where he could get a good look at a DF-1 missile. But I figured it was safest just to answer him. | Beijing |
| I told him if he gets out of town, he should take a trip to the Thirteen Tombs. He said that sounded like extra-bad luck. | Beijing |
| I tried to give him directions, but he kept mixing up Chongwenmenwai Dajie and Chongwenmennei Dajie. | Beijing |
| I was rattling through the spectacular history of the city when your friend cut me off and asked, "That's where they invented Peking Duck?" | Beijing |
| If she takes my suggestion, she'll head over to the Donghuamen Night Market for the best snake-on-a-stick she'll ever eat. | Beijing |
| If you recall your history, in Dadu did Kublai Khan a great capital decree. | Beijing |
| If you're hungry, go where I sent your friend: the Wangfujing Snack Street. The deep-fried scorpions are to die for. | Beijing |
| She mentioned she was going to stay out by Mutianyu, where she could get a good look at the wall. | Beijing |
| She mentioned she was headed straight for the capital of China. | Beijing |
| She said something about catching a little light opera at "the egg." | Beijing |
| She seemed weirdly curious to take a look at the Great Leader. | Beijing |
| She told me it was always her dream to study at the same academy that graduated Gong Li. | Beijing |
| She told me she had tickets to see an amazing acrobatics show at the Heaven & Earth Theatre. | Beijing |
| She told me she was going to pick up her quota of knick-knacks at the Panjiayuan flea markets. | Beijing |
| She told me she wouldn't be allowed in the heart of the city. "It's right there in the name." | Beijing |
| She was going to look up FM3 to see if they had any extra copies of the Buddha Machine. | Beijing |
| She was meeting her friend at the largest public square in the world - a space big enough to fit a million people. | Beijing |
| She's been fascinated by the history of this city ever since he saw Leung Kwok Ng in his most regal role. | Beijing |
| You know, she did mention she wanted to see a football game at Workers Stadium. | Beijing |
| You might find her casing the joint from up on Coal Hill. | Beijing |
| You might find her ducking between the cars on the Fuba Line. | Beijing |
| You might find him hiding out with some friends in a hutong. Which one? I don't know - do you have time to check all of them? | Beijing |
| You might find him poking around the development labs in Zhongguancun. | Beijing |
| You might find him sneaking out for an afternoon at the Chaoyang Amusement Park. | Beijing |
| Your friend had a yen to go to the Northern Capital. | Beijing |
| Your suspect asked me for everything I knew about the opera of that city. I said all I know about it, I learned from Jackie Chan. | Beijing |
| He asked me for directions to a statue of Frederick. I have a great-uncle named Frederick, but he's not that well-known. | Berlin |
| He asked me if I knew where he could find an Archaeopteryx fossil. As luck would have it, I did. | Berlin |
| He keeps up with the international handball scene. I would look for him at a Reinickendorfer Füchse game. | Berlin |
| He mentioned he wanted to get his picture taken with Bobby at the Natural History Museum. | Berlin |
| He mentioned he was going to check out the old listening station in Grunewald forest, if the boars don't chase him away. | Berlin |
| He might be grabbing dinner up on the Funkturm. | Berlin |
| He might get a bratwurst at the Arminius Markthalle. | Berlin |
| He said he has errands all over the city. Luckily, it's easier to get across town than it used to be. | Berlin |
| He said he likes to lurk around watching the city, pretending he's Damiel. Or was it Cassiel? | Berlin |
| He said he was going to get a look at the Queen's bust, and I told him to show some respect. | Berlin |
| He said he was staying with some friends in Moabit. | Berlin |
| He told me he always gets choked up at the East Side Gallery. | Berlin |
| He walked in whistling "Ode to Joy," so I thought he might enjoy the Staatsbibliothek. | Berlin |
| He was going to visit Quadriga. He muttered that Napoleon couldn't keep her - but maybe his boss would have better luck? | Berlin |
| He's driving like a demon from station to station, but you might catch him at the Bahnhof Zoo stop. | Berlin |
| He's in a city whose name is thought to mean "swamp." But they've really cleaned the place up since then. | Berlin |
| His ears perked up when I mentioned the Lustgarden. | Berlin |
| I asked her if she was going to see a famous composer's cembalo, but she said she had a weak stomach. | Berlin |
| I heard her say she's heading down the street to the old royal hunting grounds? | Berlin |
| I heard she was slouching around the Medizinhistorisches Museum, grabbing the exhibits and doing her Igor impersonation. | Berlin |
| I heard the guards had to pull her off the Mighty Wurlitzer. | Berlin |
| I heard they caught her trying to make off with the manual traffic light at Potsdamer Platz. | Berlin |
| I heard your perp plotting to throw stones at the glass dome of the Reichstag. I'd hurry to stop that from happening! | Berlin |
| I knew that she's a huge MJ fan, so I suggested she stay at the Adlon. | Berlin |
| I know there's an Egyptian treasure at the New Museum that caught her eye. | Berlin |
| I might've slowed her down for you - she was asking for the best way out of town in an emergency, and I sent her to Temepelhof Airport. | Berlin |
| I only know she's planning a rendezvous under a Linden tree. | Berlin |
| I thought I saw her in the news standing by a colorful wall with the words "Wo Ist Kaptn Nemo?" painted at the top. | Berlin |
| I told her if she gets too rowdy, they'll pack her in the Room of Silence. | Berlin |
| I told her if she thinks she had a rough time growing up, she should swing by the DDR Museum. | Berlin |
| I warned him to keep his nose clean, or he'd end up in Hohenschönhausen. It's not a jail anymore, but boy, the tour takes forever. | Berlin |
| I'd start by looking in the capital of Germany. | Berlin |
| If it's a nice day, you might catch him taking a dip in the Badeschiff. | Berlin |
| If she went to ground, you might find her darting between Quartiers 205 and 207. | Berlin |
| I'll bet he snuck in by punt on either the Havel or the Spree. | Berlin |
| I'll bet she snuck in by punt on either the Havel or the Spree. | Berlin |
| I'll bet she'll catch a breather at the Tajikistan Tearoom - or "Teestube," as the locals call it. | Berlin |
| Keep an eye out on the Gendarmenmarkt. He's meeting someone under the Schiller statue. | Berlin |
| Look for her at the Aquadom. If you miss her getting onto the elevator inside the tank, just run up to the top and you'll easily catch her. | Berlin |
| She asked me if I knew where she could find an Archaeopteryx fossil. As luck would have it, I did. | Berlin |
| She mentioned she wanted to get her picture taken with Bobby at the Natural History Museum. | Berlin |
| She might be lurking around the Red Town Hall. | Berlin |
| She told me she likes a little light opera, so I sent her to the Komische Oper. | Berlin |
| She wants to study some spy tricks at Stasi - Die Ausstellung. | Berlin |
| She was going to visit Quadriga. She muttered that Napoleon couldn't keep her - but maybe her boss would have better luck? | Berlin |
| The last time he was in town was for the big Roger Waters concert. He told me he couldn't believe they had the set in place for 28 years, just to tear it down before the show. | Berlin |
| You might catch her spying on the federal chancellor in the "washing machine." | Berlin |
| You might catch him at the Velodrom. He doesn't peddle very fast. | Berlin |
| You might catch him darting through the Market Gate of Miletus. | Berlin |
| You might find her casing the nave at the Friedrichswerdersche Kirche. | Berlin |
| You might find her digging around for old Tangerine Dream vinyl. | Berlin |
| You might find her strolling down Unter Den Linden. | Berlin |
| You might find him snoozing through a concert at the Krönungskutschensaal. | Berlin |
| You might find him tangled up at the puppet musem on Karl-Marx-Strasse. | Berlin |
| At this point he needs a miracle. So I sent him to the Señor Caído de Monserrate. | Bogota |
| At this point she needs a miracle. So I sent her to the Señor Caído de Monserrate. | Bogota |
| He could be digging around the Subterranean Interactive Center at Maloka. | Bogota |
| He dropped a photo of the peaks of Mt. Monserrate and Mt. Guadalupe. | Bogota |
| He just walked by here humming the city's anthem - you know, the one penned by Avendaño and Duque. | Bogota |
| He rode to a church somewhere outside the city. They made him leave his horse behind - it kept licking the walls! | Bogota |
| He said he's "flying into El Dorado"? Under the influence of what, who knows. | Bogota |
| He said something about going to a museum to see Pablo Escobar's jacket? | Bogota |
| He said something about heading south to see a five-colored river? | Bogota |
| He sent me a postcard of a painting of the Mona Lisa - but why is she so round and overweight? | Bogota |
| He told me he was after a museum filled with lots and lots of gold. I knew just where to send him. | Bogota |
| He was just in here asking where he could find the works of Gregorio Vásquez de Arce y Ceballos. | Bogota |
| He wouldn't miss a flight at the Plaza de Toros de Santamaria. It's not that he likes bloodshed - he just really digs the outfits. | Bogota |
| He's at a city whose motto goes, "2600 meters closer to the stars." La Paz is closer, though. | Bogota |
| He's headed to the town founded by Gonzalo Jiménez de Quesada. | Bogota |
| He's trying to get an audience at the Alcaldía in Plaza de Bolívar. | Bogota |
| I found a torn-off piece of her "to do" list. Look at this line: "Museum - July 20." What's she doing on that day? | Bogota |
| I heard he checked into Hospital San Ignacio with a stubbed toe and a bruised ego. | Bogota |
| I heard he's poking around the marvelous Mudejar vault at the Iglesia de la Concepción. | Bogota |
| I just know she's meeting someone at a history museum, in a colonial house by a plaza. | Bogota |
| I know he's holed up in Rafael Uribe Uribe. | Bogota |
| I lent him a spare pass for the TransMilenio. Could you make sure he gets back here to return it to me? | Bogota |
| I only know that he's at a church dedicated to the Patron Saint of Miners. | Bogota |
| I suggested he check out the national musuem, but he balked - he told me he makes a habit of steering clear of prisons. | Bogota |
| I suggested he go for a ride at the Velodromo Luis Carlos Galan. | Bogota |
| I suggested she check out the national museum, but she balked - she told me she makes a habit of steering clear of prisons. | Bogota |
| I told her if she's hungry, she'll find something in the Zona G. | Bogota |
| I told her to try the santafereño at La Puerta Falsa, but she said she's allergic to chocolate! An allergy like that could drive a woman to crime. | Bogota |
| If he's in town for it, he can't miss Rock al Parque. Bolívar would've been so proud! | Bogota |
| If he's looking to spot one of the namesakes of Wolvendaal, he'll certainly be disappointed to discover the Dutch had it wrong. | Bogota |
| If she's in town for the Festival Iberoamericano de Teatro, look for her doing her one-woman show, "Not Guilty, Your Honor." | Bogota |
| I'll bet he's flipping through telenovela magazines at the Luis Ángel Arango Library. | Bogota |
| It looks like he cashed some checks at Bancolombia. Trouble is, they weren't his checks! | Bogota |
| Look for her picking flowers at the Jardín Botánico José Celestino Mutis. | Bogota |
| Look for her scalping tickets to a Millonarios home game. | Bogota |
| Look for him at the Rafael Pombo Poetry House, asking for the "limmerick section." | Bogota |
| Look for him diving for treasure in Laguna de Guatavita. | Bogota |
| Money's tight, so you'll probably find him crashing at the Platypus Hotel. | Bogota |
| No doubt he's running around in the Altiplano Cundiboyacense. | Bogota |
| Odds are she's at the Museo Del Oro. | Bogota |
| Rumor has it she's hiding in Sumapaz National Park. | Bogota |
| She dropped a photo of the peaks of Mt. Monserrate and Mt. Guadalupe. | Bogota |
| She has a rendezvous at La Quinta de Bolívar. | Bogota |
| She said she's headed to a "peaceful moorland." | Bogota |
| She said she's headed to the Athens of South America, to steal a diploma. | Bogota |
| She told me she was after a museum filled with lots and lots of gold. I knew just where to send her. | Bogota |
| She told me she was going to pick up the trail to El Dorado by starting at the source of the legend. | Bogota |
| She was determined to grab a souvenir from the Camarín del Carmen theater. | Bogota |
| She was dusting off her audition monologue and her doctored headshots for the Cristobal Colón Theater. | Bogota |
| She was looking for a pre-Colonial device for grinding coca leaves into paste. When I told her it didn't ring a bell, she showed me a picture of it - printed on a coin! | Bogota |
| She's meeting her contact at the Centro Comercial Santafé. Look for her hiding behind the trays at the food court. | Bogota |
| She's staying with old friends in the old city, La Candelaria. | Bogota |
| The town he's in used to go by the name Bacatá. | Bogota |
| We were batting around ideas on where he should go next, when he asked me to pass the salt. A lightbulb went off! | Bogota |
| You might catch her at Expoartesanías, trying to sell her charcoal sketches of the inside of a prison cell. | Bogota |
| You might catch him at Expoartesanías, trying to sell his charcoal sketches of the inside of a prison cell. | Bogota |
| Your friend was just in here. We were chatting about Fernando Botero - who were his influences, what he fetches on the black market, and so on. | Bogota |
| She whispered that she'd be in the Plaza by the Presidential Palace. Does that narrow it down? | Bogota OR Quito |
| All I know is, the city she went to is famous for its clam chowder. Can't tell you which color chowder though, that's protected under thief-stranger confidentiality. | Boston |
| Based on what he told me, you'll find him in Beantown. He was on a tour of cities with meaningless nicknames. | Boston |
| He didn't tell me where he was going, but he did mention having plans to see the Celtics in action. Guess he's one of those time-traveling criminals. | Boston |
| He had big plans to see "a Pats game." I told him airport security wasn't a game. | Boston |
| He had tickets to see the Bruins play on the ice. Maybe he's going to a particularly cold zoo? | Boston |
| He intended to swim in the Charles River, so if you don't catch him, some kind of water-borne fungus will. | Boston |
| He kept saying our collection wasn't as good as the Fogg's. That's probably where he's headed next. | Boston |
| He mentioned wanting to visit the Hatch Band Shell. Then he spent two hours criticizing our acoustics, so the Hatch can have him. | Boston |
| He proclaimed he was headed to the university with the largest endowment in America. I proclaim he was compensating for something. | Boston |
| He said he had some serious window-shopping to do on Newbury Street. Or did he say window-breaking? | Boston |
| He said he was going to camp outside a game developer's office until they finally made "Zoo Tycoon 3." | Boston |
| He said he was going to open a checking account at the Cambridge Trust Company, which struck me as ironic given his general untrustworthiness. | Boston |
| He said he was headed to a small college in New England, on the Charles River, okay technically in Cambridge, okay, Harvard. He grinned a little when he got to that part. | Boston |
| He said he was off to visit the Lampoon Castle. Apparently they're very welcoming to transients. | Boston |
| He said something about going to an aquarium in a shed? | Boston |
| He showed me a picture of where he was going next, some place called Faneuil Hall. Which I believe is named after history's weirdest-named person. | Boston |
| He slyly told me about a scheme to place first in the Head of the Charles Regatta. If there was any truth to it, he'll be disguised as a rowboat. | Boston |
| He told me he was headed to that skyscraper, the Prudential Center. But geeze, I doubt he'll get a good insurance rate given his line of work. | Boston |
| He told me he'd prepaid for a CharlieTicket, whatever that means. Maybe he's headed to Willy Wonka's factory? | Boston |
| He wanted to count every book in Widener Library, so you'll probably have to book him on a million counts of theft. | Boston |
| He wanted to visit a city with an NBA basketball team. You should be able to narrow that down from 30, right? | Boston |
| He wanted to visit the college named after Charles Wesley Emerson. I didn't know there was a college names Charles. | Boston |
| He wanted to visit the college named for Charles Wesley Emerson. I didn't know there was a college named Charles. | Boston |
| He was carrying a brochure for Harvard's Memorial Hall. To be clear: it was a brochure for potential buyers after he stole it. | Boston |
| He was carrying a visitor's guide to the Isabella Stewart Gardner Museum. He was less interested in the collection than its history of enormous heists. | Boston |
| He was going to the Blue Fang offices to try and scam some free ACME Coins. | Boston |
| He was headed to one of the thirteen original American colonies. Human, not ant. | Boston |
| He was off to see the world's most famous Pops. The orchestral kind, not the number-one dad. | Boston |
| He was practicing his accent to blend in at his next destination, and I swear he sounded exactly like John F. Kennedy. Not quite as inspiring though. | Boston |
| I recall him saying something about visiting the Larz Anderson Auto Museum, the world's oldest and finest collection of historically significant carz. | Boston |
| I remember her saying she wanted to park her car in Harvard Yard. I told her there were likely to be barricades preventing her from doing that. | Boston |
| I've have a feeling I know where he's headed next. Actually, it's More Than A Feeling. | Boston |
| I've have a feeling I know where she's headed next. Actually, it's More Than A Feeling. | Boston |
| She boasted there was nothing common about the park she was headed to next, until I pointed out that "Common" was right there in the name. | Boston |
| She had a few "hacks" in mind to show the kids at MIT, and seemed especially excited about a stunt where she'd make their endowment disappear. | Boston |
| She intended to swim in the Charles River, so if you don't catch her, some kind of water-borne fungus will. | Boston |
| She said she had a lot of back alley deals to make, specifically in the Back Bay area. | Boston |
| She said she had some pretty posh reservations at No. 9 Park. Now I feel insecure about our scones. | Boston |
| She said she wanted to carve her name into Plymouth Rock. | Boston |
| She said she was off to see Conan O'Brien's birthplace. She'd even bought a big bag of red hair to knit her own wig. | Boston |
| She showed me a picture of where she was going next, some place called Faneuil Hall. Which I believe is named after history's weirdest-named person. | Boston |
| She told me she had business in the Combat Zone. When I asked which branch of the service she was in, she said "money laundering." | Boston |
| She told me she'd prepaid for a CharlieTicket, whatever that means. Maybe she's headed to Willy Wonka's factory? | Boston |
| She wanted to count all the books in the Widener Library, | Boston |
| She wanted to go to the birthplace of Aerosmith. I told her to walk this way. | Boston |
| She wanted to see the results of the Big Dig herself, since she'd been personally responsible for almost 75% of the embezzlement. | Boston |
| She wanted to see the site of history's most famous tea party. No, not the one between a ten-year-old me and my four imaginary friends. | Boston |
| She was excited to stay at the Liberty Hotel, which apparently used to be a jail. Her plan was to get a room and escape it for old time's sake. | Boston |
| She was going to case the Houghton Mifflin Harcourt headquarters to prepare to steal a first-edition copy of "The Lord of the Rings." | Boston |
| She was headed to Roxbury. No wait, Dorchester. No wait, Brookline. No wait, Medford. No wait, Waltham. No wait, the city everyone says instead of naming the suburb they're from. | Boston |
| She was headed to someplace called Braintree. Guess she's making the transition from criminal to full-on mad scientist. | Boston |
| She was interested in seeing the architectural works of Edmund March Wheelwright, so you might want to look for someone with a Longfellow Bridge-sized suitcase. | Boston |
| She was off to see the world's most famous Pops. The orchestral kind, not the number-one dad. | Boston |
| She was singing to herself about loving "that dirty water." I offered her some artisanal seltzer, but she declined - must be one of those hydromasochists. | Boston |
| She went to one of those buttoned-up cities where you can't buy liquor on Sunday. She said that's why she was sure to travel on a Monday. | Boston |
| She's headed somewhere in the United States. I know because she'd made extra preparations to get through airport security. | Boston |
| Yeah I saw your guy, he was on a direct flight to Logan. Didn't know we had one of those, so I guess he "stole" my ignorance. | Boston |
| Your friend was looking for solitude on Walden Pond. Also for a forklift to steal Thoreau's cabin. | Boston |
| Your guy was headed to the site of a famous marathon. Not on foot though, which struck me as hypocritical. | Boston |
| Your suspect wanted to meet Curious George in person, and figured The Learning Company headquarters was a good place to start. | Boston |
| Your suspect was excited to take in a game at Fenway Park, then wait until the game was over and steal all the bases. | Boston |
| Your suspect was headed to New England, but wouldn't tell me what was wrong with Regular England. | Boston |
| By now she could be riding the HÉV out to Aquincum. | Budapest |
| He could be wandering around in the labyrinth under the Castle District right now. Bring a torch! | Budapest |
| He might be at the Golden Eagle Pharmacy Museum, asking for an antacid. | Budapest |
| He said he was going to blend in with some pilgrims who were headed to a tomb. I suggested that first, he take the belt buckle off his hat. | Budapest |
| He said he was going to see a fountain flanked by three kids wrestling a fish. I suppose that would be a sight to see. | Budapest |
| He said something about standing in a rotary, flanked by four heroes. | Budapest |
| He told me he was headed up to the Castle. I told him to move very, very quietly past the Turul, or it might carry him off. And he believed me! | Budapest |
| He wouldn't miss a chance to see them play bandy at Városliget. | Budapest |
| Here, she sent me this postcard of a statue of a man on horseback. I could swear that looks like St. István! | Budapest |
| He's in the city stitched together from the towns of Pest, Óbuda, and Buda. With him, I would start around Pest. | Budapest |
| He's on that boulevard, the road that's named for a big ring? | Budapest |
| He's probably going up Rose Hill. I'm guessing it takes its name from its longest-running resident. | Budapest |
| I heard him scheduling a rendezvous at the Cafe Ruszwurm. Sounds like a rendezvous with buttermilk, if you ask me. | Budapest |
| I know she's poking around looking for an old mint. She didn't say the name, but there's a sign over the door that reads "ALLAMI PENZVERO." | Budapest |
| I overheard her say just one thing: "Meet me by the lions on the Chain Bridge." | Budapest |
| I overheard him say just one thing: "Meet me by the lions on the Chain Bridge." | Budapest |
| I told her if she wants good luck, to do what the students do: Head up by the Castle and rub the statue of Hadik's horse. Just look for the shiny part, you can't miss it. | Budapest |
| I told her that if she swings by the Medical Museum, to pay tribute to the good doctor by washing her hands on the way in. | Budapest |
| I told him he could find Asian treasures at the György Ràth Museum. But he was really curious about the ostrich egg. | Budapest |
| I told him to go to the Underground Railway Museum in the old M1. Sadly, he said he's scared of the dark. | Budapest |
| I'd check for her in one of the towers of the Fishermen's Bastion. | Budapest |
| If he has a free afternoon, he'll probably catch a game. He'll be rooting for Fradi. | Budapest |
| If he's in town for it, I told him to check out the Sziget Festival. | Budapest |
| If she has a free afternoon, she'll probably catch a game. She'll be rooting for Fradi. | Budapest |
| If you want to catch up with him, catch the Children's Railway and take it to the station at Normafa. You might find him jogging through the park, possibly with the cops in hot pursuit. | Budapest |
| I'll tell you what I told her: if anyone asks you to celebrate Saint Gellert's day by getting in a barrel and rolling down a hill? Don’t do it. | Budapest |
| She just strolled by here whistling "The Blue Danube." | Budapest |
| She just texted me - she was minding her own business when a parade came by carrying somebody's mummified right hand! | Budapest |
| She may be keeping lookout up on János-Hegy. | Budapest |
| She said she would swing by the Electrotechnical Múzeum in the transformer station, to see if they could fix her iPhone. | Budapest |
| She said something about hiding in a church in a cave? | Budapest |
| She was really eager to see the statue of Stalin's boots. | Budapest |
| She went to what used to be the Roman city of Aquincum. As I'm sure you remember, the city was in Pannonia Inferior, and I'll bet the Romans never let them forget it. | Budapest |
| She wouldn't miss a chance to see them play bandy at Városliget. | Budapest |
| She's probably at Magyar Borok Háza, unless they've thrown her out. As she told me before she left, "I'm sure they don't charge if you're just tasting." | Budapest |
| She's probably coming in by hydrofoil, heading east from Bratislava. | Budapest |
| She's sacking out in a safehouse up in the Buda Hills. | Budapest |
| She's visiting the ELTE University. Some of its alumni really blew up after they graduated. | Budapest |
| Sure, he just sent me a postcard, from the Liszt Ferenc Memorial Museum. He writes, "Funny - this guy doesn't look anything like Roger Daltrey." | Budapest |
| The airplane code on the corner of her ticket read "BUD." Is she flying Air Bud? | Budapest |
| The airplane code on the corner of his ticket read "BUD." Is he flying Air Bud? | Budapest |
| We were just talking about a mausoleum to a man who captured the city and died right afterwards. | Budapest |
| Word is he's mingling with the Magyar chieftains in Hosök tere. | Budapest |
| You might find her hiding down Balta köz, right where the Hunyadi brothers made their last stand. | Budapest |
| You might find her strolling down Bartók Béla út, humming a local folk tune. | Budapest |
| You might find her testing her luck on Fortuna utca. | Budapest |
| You might find him haggling over sneakers at Józsefvárosi Piac. | Budapest |
| You might find him relaxing in the Szabo Ervin Library, in a stately leather armchair, doing the word jumble. | Budapest |
| You might find him strolling down Bartók Béla út, humming a local folk tune. | Budapest |
| You want good luck while you're over there? Do as I told your friend: Find the statue of the historian Anonymous, and rub his pen. | Budapest |
| You'll find her lurking around Shipyard Island. | Budapest |
| Your friend there is a big fan of János "Blind" Bottyán. What Bottyán lacked in depth perception, he brought in sheer guts. | Budapest |
| All I know is he was wearing cowboy pants and a Boca Juniors jersey. Pretty eclectic look. | Buenos Aires |
| All I know is, the country started with "A." But he did say he was going to its capital. So I guess THAT's actually all I know. | Buenos Aires |
| Can I see your map? She went there, to the only city shown in Argentina. Though I'm pretty sure Argentina has more than one city; you should get your map checked. | Buenos Aires |
| He asked me for everything I had on the Kavanagh building. Which was exactly zero books. | Buenos Aires |
| He bragged that Henry Morgan may have missed this treasure - but he wouldn't! | Buenos Aires |
| He checked out a really big book about Jorge Rafael Videla's mustache. | Buenos Aires |
| He checked out a reference book on "50 Famous Porteños." What kind of book has two languages in the title? | Buenos Aires |
| He had some interesting questions for me about a dead language called Cocoliche. | Buenos Aires |
| He mumbled something about the biggest port city on the Rio de la Plata. Probably to distract me from the fake ID. | Buenos Aires |
| He said he knew of a cafe on Florida Street that sold the best empanadas. | Buenos Aires |
| He said he wanted to see Eva Perón's balcony in the Plaza de Mayo. Or did he say steal? | Buenos Aires |
| He said he was going swimming in the Matanza, so you may find him covered in industrial waste. | Buenos Aires |
| He said he was headed for two weeks of tango. Talk about endurance! | Buenos Aires |
| He said he was tired of all this bad air, so he was going to a city that was literally named "good air." | Buenos Aires |
| He said if he couldn't score tickets to see this country's national football team play, things would get Messi. | Buenos Aires |
| He seemed really interested in the capitols of countries that had banking crises between 1999 and 2002. How morbid! And specific! | Buenos Aires |
| He told me he was learning the tango, but I didn't think that made it okay to start kicking me. | Buenos Aires |
| He wanted to go to a country with penguins. Preferably Spanish-speaking ones. | Buenos Aires |
| He was a pompous jerk. And after his next trip, he'll be a pampas jerk. | Buenos Aires |
| He was excited to visit the birthplace of Leopoldo Torre Nilsson, which probably explains his bell bottoms. | Buenos Aires |
| He was headed for the black market near the Plaza de Mayo. Probably looking to make a bootleg sandwich. | Buenos Aires |
| He was headed to the site of the National Reorganization Process. Like him, I too wonder if they ever reorganized it! | Buenos Aires |
| He was intensely interested in visiting the birthplace of Martha Argerich. I suppose that's appropriate. | Buenos Aires |
| He was so excited to sip yerba mate tea in the gardens along Avenida del Libertador. I'd say the last thing he needs is more caffeine. | Buenos Aires |
| He was wearing a Boca Juniors jersey to practice blending in. Not that it worked here. | Buenos Aires |
| He wasn't coy about wanting to visit the biggest city near Chivilcoy. | Buenos Aires |
| I heard him say the Obelisco was like the Washington Monument's smaller twin. I know, that does sound dramatic. | Buenos Aires |
| I know he was brushing up on his Rioplatense Spanish. | Buenos Aires |
| I know he was heading for a capital city of a country that translates, roughly, to "Silverish." | Buenos Aires |
| I overheard her plotting to pull a heist in the Bencich Building. | Buenos Aires |
| I overheard him plotting to pull a heist in the Bencich Building. | Buenos Aires |
| I saw her reading an article called "How to Scale the Wall at Recoleta Cemetary." Seemed like a pretty niche article. | Buenos Aires |
| One minute he was here, the next? Desaparecido. | Buenos Aires |
| One minute she was here, the next? Desaparecida. | Buenos Aires |
| Out of all the countries in South America, he seemed most interested in the Southwest. | Buenos Aires |
| She asked for advice on getting closer to Uruguay. I told her the most important thing was to share her feelings. | Buenos Aires |
| She bragged that she didn't need to do laundry, because she was headed to the site of the Dirty War. I told her that was really inappropriate. | Buenos Aires |
| She couldn't wait to eat parrillada like a porteño. I couldn't wait for her to leave. | Buenos Aires |
| She had some interesting questions for me about a dead language called Cocoliche. | Buenos Aires |
| She said she had a date with some porteños.... I told her that was too much information. | Buenos Aires |
| She said she knew of a cafe on Florida Street that sold the best empanadas. | Buenos Aires |
| She said she wanted to see the Geniol head in person. Sounded pretty creepy at the time, until I looked it up. | Buenos Aires |
| She said she wanted to track down the desaparecidos of the Dirty War. | Buenos Aires |
| She said she was going someplace first settled by the Spanish. After they conquered the people who were already there, of course. | Buenos Aires |
| She said she was headed for a religious experience at La Bombonera in La Boca. | Buenos Aires |
| She said she was headed to Borges's birthplace, after first making a stop at a house of mirrors within a library within a temple within a forgotten civilization within a dream. | Buenos Aires |
| She said the name Tierra Del Fuego scared her. I told her it was nowhere near the capitol, so she didn't have to worry. | Buenos Aires |
| She said where she was going, there was literally a river of silver! | Buenos Aires |
| She was carrying a one-country list of countries that stood up to Margaret Thatcher. I know I would've surrendered. | Buenos Aires |
| She was excited to cruise down Avenida General Paz. I hope she gets stuck in traffic. | Buenos Aires |
| She was headed for a land with a blue and white flag that had a sun on it. She'll see a lot of them in the capitol. | Buenos Aires |
| She was headed to the site of the National Reorganization Process. Like her, I too wonder if they ever reorganized it! | Buenos Aires |
| She was very interested in the bit about the British Clock Tower in our exhibit on the Falklands War. | Buenos Aires |
| She wouldn't tell me where she was going, but she did ask me not to cry for her | Buenos Aires |
| Wherever he was going, he said he was going to leave more popular than Eva Perón. Must be a really talented poverty-challenger. | Buenos Aires |
| Wherever she was going, she said she was going to leave more popular than Eva Perón. Must be a really talented poverty-challenger. | Buenos Aires |
| You should brush up on your Argentinean culture before you chase your suspect to the next city. Don't forget to watch tango how-tos on YouTube; this city loves dancing more than it loves it's "Good Air." | Buenos Aires |
| Before he makes his next move, he's going to check the boat on the Mausoleum of Imam al-Shaf'I to "see which way the wind's blowing." | Cairo |
| He could be admiring the frescoes at the Coptic Museum. | Cairo |
| He could be lost in the crowds at Muski, or haggling over trinkets at Khan el Khalili. | Cairo |
| He just texted me from an ATM on Sharia Ramses. He wanted to know my PIN! | Cairo |
| He might be at the Textile Museum - you know, the one they put in Ismail's building. | Cairo |
| He said he was about to complete his collection of "Famous Death Masks" souvenir highball glasses. | Cairo |
| He said he was looking for a woman from Crete? When I told him, "Try Crete," he waved me off in annoyance. | Cairo |
| He told me he was visiting the Canal, and I asked him to sing an aria from "Aida" for me while he's there. | Cairo |
| He told me he'll be hanging around an old Coptic church. | Cairo |
| He told me he's headed to a great Middle Eastern capital, where you would never find him. Maybe he's in … "de Nile"? | Cairo |
| He told me if he gets in a bind, he'll try to sneak out of town in Khedive Ismail's carriage. | Cairo |
| He walked by humming "Ya Zalemni." When I asked him about it, he said he was going to a museum dedicated to its creator. | Cairo |
| He was eager to hit the Manial Palace museum. He heard they had a table made of elephant ears! | Cairo |
| He was in here quacking about the mausoleum of Qalaun. | Cairo |
| He went to "the City of a Thousand Minarets." But who's counting? | Cairo |
| He whispered something about a rendezvous "where they measure the Wafa el Nil." | Cairo |
| He'll probably catch a train at Ramses Station. I told him that was the very same station Ramses used - and he believed me. | Cairo |
| He's going to a museum. Does that narrow it down? | Cairo |
| He's planning a rendezvous by the mosque on the Hill of Thanksgiving. He told me he hoped the stuffing wasn't too dry when he got there. | Cairo |
| He's somewhere in Northern Africa, trying to blend in with the Cairenes. | Cairo |
| He's staying near Amr's old "City of the Tent." | Cairo |
| I gave her directions to Qasr Al-Sham'ah - the Fortress of the Beacon. I told her if he has trouble finding it, then, uh, follow the beacon. | Cairo |
| I gave him directions to Qasr Al-Sham'ah - the Fortress of the Beacon. I told him if he has trouble finding it, then, uh, follow the beacon. | Cairo |
| I heard her tell someone to meet her at the mosque - "the one with the spiral minaret." | Cairo |
| I heard him tell someone to meet him at the mosque - "the one with the spiral minaret." | Cairo |
| I heard she's climbing up to a "staircase church?" | Cairo |
| I suggested he see the tomb of Mohammed Ali, but he told me he's not a boxing fan. | Cairo |
| I suggested she see the tomb of Mohammed Ali, but she told me she's not a boxing fan. | Cairo |
| I thought he said something about the Queen Mother, but he said no - he meant the Queen Mummy. | Cairo |
| I would look for her lurking around the Ezbekieh Gardens. | Cairo |
| If she's in town for it, there's no way she'd miss the big match between Al-Ahly and El Zamalek. | Cairo |
| I'll bet he's sunbathing in Heliopolis. | Cairo |
| Look for her at Al-Gawhara Palace, by the Mosque. | Cairo |
| Look for her prowling around outside the Sultan Hassan Mosque. | Cairo |
| Look for him by the Mameluke monuments on the Street of the Coppersmiths. | Cairo |
| Look for him in the lobby of the Semiramis InterContinental, waiting for someone to drop their room key. | Cairo |
| Look for him in the lobby of the Semiramis Inter-Continental, waiting for someone to drop their room key. | Cairo |
| Look for him prowling around outside the Sultan Hassan Mosque. | Cairo |
| She could be at the Gezira Sporting and Racing Club, asking who's in charge of the bets. | Cairo |
| She could be holed up by the ruins of Fustat. | Cairo |
| She told me she was going to visit the remains of the "Tree of Pearls?" | Cairo |
| She told me she'd be laying low in Darb el Ahmar. | Cairo |
| She told me she'll be hanging around an old Coptic church. | Cairo |
| She told me she's headed to a great Middle Eastern capital, where you would never find her. Maybe she's in ... "de Nile"? | Cairo |
| She was going to meet someone at the mausoleum of a Sultana, I know that much. | Cairo |
| She was planning a rendezvous in Midan el Tahrir, in front of the museum. | Cairo |
| She whispered something about a rendezvous "where they measure the Wafa el Nil." | Cairo |
| She's meeting someone at the Ghuriya to see the Whirling Dervishes. | Cairo |
| The eTicket sticking out of her pocket clearly said she was flying to Matar al-Qahira. | Cairo |
| To help her pass the time on her trip, I lent her a couple of books by Naguib Mahfouz. | Cairo |
| When she told me she could sail under the Tahrir Bridge without being noticed, I told her she was in denial. | Cairo |
| When she told me where she's going, I suggested she check out the Agricultural Museum. The "museum of bread" is a can't-miss! | Cairo |
| You might catch her riding the only subway on the continent. | Cairo |
| You might catch him riding the only subway on the continent. | Cairo |
| You might find her at Fishawi's, coughing her head off over a water pipe. | Cairo |
| You might find her playing possum in the City of the Dead. | Cairo |
| You might find her prowling around by Major Gayer-Anderson's old place. | Cairo |
| You might find him sliding down Joseph's Well - you know, the Well of the Snail. | Cairo |
| A little bird told me he was heading to Inglewood for the yellow-rumped warbler migration. | Calgary |
| Going there? In a Oilers jersey? I'd say your friend was looking to trouble. The locals are going to be enflamed! | Calgary |
| He let it slip that he's a huge fan of a feisty local singer. | Calgary |
| He might be planning an act of arson--he told me he wanted to see the Red Mile go up in Flames! | Calgary |
| He said he didn't care where I booked him a ticket to, as long as it was the most populous city in the fourth most populous province. Maybe he's superstitious? | Calgary |
| He told me he was going way downtown with Gary Burns. | Calgary |
| He wanted to get his name into an Olympic hall of fame, but I'm guessing everyone there is still talking about '88. | Calgary |
| He was hoping to catch a Tegan and Sara concert at "the Jube." | Calgary |
| He was talking to me about the Laura Ingalls Wilder series, but he got the name wrong--it wasn't a little synagogue on the prairie! | Calgary |
| Here, he dropped these Roughnecks passes while he was passing through. So I guess I can tell you where he won't be tomorrow night. | Calgary |
| Here, she dropped these Roughnecks passes while she was passing through. So I guess I can tell you where she won't be tomorrow night. | Calgary |
| He's always wanted to see the Northern Lights, but he'll have to get out of the city for a good view. | Calgary |
| He's at a replica of a Hudson's Bay Company fur trading fort, in full period costume. | Calgary |
| I can't quite recall the name of the stadium he was going to, but I can tell you it's shaped like a giant saddle. | Calgary |
| I can't quite recall the name of the stadium he was going to, but I can tell you it's shaped like a giant saddle. | Calgary |
| I can't quite recall the name of the stadium she was going to, but I can tell you it's shaped like a giant saddle. | Calgary |
| I certainly hope he'll be able to see the philharmonic. The Jack Singer hall is simply gorgeous! | Calgary |
| I hear he has a thing for military museums. Not that he needs to go--he was prepared to recite the entire history of Princess Patricia's light brigade for me. | Calgary |
| I hear she has a thing for military museums. Not that she needs to go--she was prepared to recite the entire history of Princess Patricia's light brigade for me. | Calgary |
| I imagine you'll find her on Stephen Avenue, trying to uproot a steel tree. | Calgary |
| I must say, your friend came off as a little crazy. He demanded that I give him his whole withdrawal in loonies and toonies. | Calgary |
| I overheard her planning a rendezvous at Battalion Park, right under the giant 137. | Calgary |
| I think you'll find her at a saloon somewhere in "the Nashville of the North." | Calgary |
| I think you'll find him at a saloon somewhere in "the Nashville of the North." | Calgary |
| I told him where he could get a thorough education in Tsuu T'ina history. | Calgary |
| I wouldn't be surprised if she elbows her way into the Glenmore Sailing Club. | Calgary |
| If she's as fascinated by aboriginal canoes as I am, you'll find her at the Glenbow Museum. | Calgary |
| If she's as fascinated by aboriginal canoes as I am, you'll find her at the Glenbow Museum. | Calgary |
| I'm pretty sure you'll find her up north, cavorting with the Canucks. | Calgary |
| Last I heard he is 15 feet above street level, trying to figure out how many downtown buildings he can visit without going outside. | Calgary |
| She asked me whether I knew anything about the Devonian Gardens there. I don't, but they must be really, really old! | Calgary |
| She bragged to me that she'd been invited to a garden party at a grand sandstone prairie mansion. | Calgary |
| She could be experiencing a revolution in dining at the top of the Husky Tower. | Calgary |
| She did mention to me that she owns every collection of Earle Birney's poetry. | Calgary |
| She had hoped to blend in with the Dinos, but I heard she wore her Bermuda shorts on the wrong day. | Calgary |
| She has tickets to McMahon Stadium. With any luck, she won't be stampeded. | Calgary |
| She might be underfoot at the largest rodeo in the world. | Calgary |
| She said by about this time she'd be speeding down Crowchild Trail in a ZENN. Though in this case "speeding" might have been a bit of a hyperbole. | Calgary |
| She said she was going to a barbeque at "Princess Island Park." Far be it for me to correct her. | Calgary |
| She told me she needed to get there soon so she'd have ample time to practice her barrel race for the annual Stampede. | Calgary |
| She told me she needed to get there soon so she'd have ample time to practice her barrel race for the annual Stampede. | Calgary |
| She told me she'd be trying to see at least one yellow rabbit. Maybe it's a species unique to the area? | Calgary |
| She was waving around a flag with a maple leaf, and explained that its designer hailed from her destination. | Calgary |
| She was waving around a flag with a maple leaf, and explained that its designer hailed from her destination. | Calgary |
| She's probably locked in the Hart Family Dungeon. Or should I say she's "headlock-ed" there? | Calgary |
| She's snooping around CPR headquarters. And for the record, it's not because of any interest in learning cardiopulmonary resuscitation. | Calgary |
| She's snooping around CPR headquarters. And for the record, it's not because of any interest in learning cardiopulmonary resuscitation. | Calgary |
| She's somewhere near the spot where the Bow meets the Elbow. | Calgary |
| Since your friend is such a hiking enthusiast, he's likely to be staying in a city near the Rockies. | Calgary |
| Some people call the city he's going to "Cowtown." | Calgary |
| Some people call the city she's going to "Cowtown." | Calgary |
| The city he's going to shares its name with a village on the Isle of Mull. | Calgary |
| There's a chance he's west of the city, looting the submerged village of Lake Minnewanka. | Calgary |
| We found this map of Banff National Park in his room. It looks like he was planning to hike Aylmer Pass. | Calgary |
| When I suggested he find a Bishop Grandin performance, he looked like he'd just seen a marching ghost. | Calgary |
| Word has it he went there to pocket the Emerald Stone. If he can accommodate 162 suites and two penthouses, he must have one mighty large pocket! | Calgary |
| You might find her under the dome of the largest mosque in Canada. | Calgary |
| You might sniff her out at Nose Hill Park. | Calgary |
| You might spot her on the C-Train to Marlborough. | Calgary |
| You'll find her right in the heart of the New West. | Calgary |
| You'll find him right in the heart of the New West. | Calgary |
| A friend of mine saw him up on Signal Hill. He was asking someone for the time when a gun went off - and he said, "Got it, thanks!" | Cape Town |
| All I know is, he wanted to visit a statue of a great dane, and leave it some nice bronze dog biscuits. | Cape Town |
| Does she like cricket? What am I saying, who doesn't like cricket? I'll bet you'll find her at a Cobras game, trying to sneak into the good seats. | Cape Town |
| He just said he was going "zef side" to show off some next level beats. I didn't know what he meant, and I'm pretty sure he didn't, either | Cape Town |
| He mentioned he wanted to pick a bouquet from the fynbos on Devil's Peak. | Cape Town |
| He mentioned that for his getaway, he might try to join a crew in the Cape to Rio Yacht Race? | Cape Town |
| He wanted to hike up Lion's Head, but he never got past Lion's Rump. | Cape Town |
| He wanted to try to get a ride on a BAe Buccaneer, but he said all the thunder in the city was scaring him off. | Cape Town |
| Here, he dropped this photo - now, I'm no penguinologist, but I could swear this is a Jackass Penguin! But I'd have to hear it to be sure. | Cape Town |
| He's going to swim in the Atlantic in the morning, race across the Cape, and go to sleep on the beach by the Indian Ocean. | Cape Town |
| He's going to the home of one of my personal naval heroes. Some said he was just a nuisance, but his courage and dedication kept morale up all through the war. | Cape Town |
| He's in a kind of melting pot for trees, where species from around the world are planted side by side. He asked me how I thought they could communicate with each other? | Cape Town |
| I asked if she'd ever tried swimming with the dolphins. She said she'd rather go diving with the sharks at the Two Oceans Aquarium. | Cape Town |
| I believe he's headed to the Mother City. | Cape Town |
| I can tell you that she's headed to the oldest European town in the country. | Cape Town |
| I don't know the name of the town where he's staying, but he said it belongs to Simon? | Cape Town |
| I heard her say she was headed to the Cape Peninsula. | Cape Town |
| I heard him on his cell phone. He was telling someone to meet him in van Riebeeck's old vegetable garden. | Cape Town |
| I just heard from him. He was enjoying a nice hike, but he couldn't shake the elephant's eye. | Cape Town |
| I know she was planning to snag a ghost frog while she's in town. | Cape Town |
| I overheard her planning a rendezvous at the Castle of Good Hope, right in the middle of the Key Ceremony. | Cape Town |
| I overheard her planning a rendezvous by a memorial that overlooks the path of the "Cape to Cairo"? Have you ever heard of such a thing? | Cape Town |
| I overheard her planning a rendezvous by a memorial that overlooks the path of the "Cape to Cairo"? Have you ever heard of such a thing? | Cape Town |
| I overheard her say on the phone that she was "digging Brand doing 'African Sun.'" | Cape Town |
| I remember him. I lent him a copy of "Life & Times of Michael K" to read on the plane. | Cape Town |
| I suggested he check out the Silvermine Nature Reserve, but he said he was more interested in the mine, thanks. | Cape Town |
| I suggested she check out the Silvermine Nature Reserve, but she said she was more interested in the mine, thanks. | Cape Town |
| I told her to pick up some wine while she's there. The city's become quite a wine producer since van Riebeeck planted his first vines. | Cape Town |
| I told her to see if she can catch the Jazzathon, but she told me she had weightier matters to attend to, and pointed at her loot bag. | Cape Town |
| I told him to pick up some wine while he's there. The city's become quite a wine producer since van Riebeeck planted his first vines. | Cape Town |
| I understand he was going to stay with a friend near the city's first mosque, the Auwal in Bo-Kaap | Cape Town |
| I'll tell you what I told her: if you're going to the beach, you might get hit by the Cape doctor. | Cape Town |
| I'll tell you what I told him: if you're going to the beach, you might get hit by the Cape doctor. | Cape Town |
| She mentioned she would've swung by the Michaelis Collection, but she only brought one suitcase. | Cape Town |
| She mentioned something about hunting for acorns from an endangered silver tree? | Cape Town |
| She might've snuck in through the Victoria & Albert Waterfront. | Cape Town |
| She swore she was going to go abseiling on her kloofing trip to Kamikaze Canyon, but I don't think she has the guts. | Cape Town |
| She told me she always wanted to ride a quagga. I hated to tell her it's too late. | Cape Town |
| She told me she just came back from False Bay, and she was surprised to see water there. | Cape Town |
| She went to one of the country's three capitals. | Cape Town |
| She's a rugby fan, right? She might try to catch a Stormers game while she's in town. | Cape Town |
| She's in the city where Nelson Mandela made his first speech after getting out of prison. | Cape Town |
| She's probably trying to mingle with the Capetonians as we speak. | Cape Town |
| Someone tipped her off that Milnerton Flea market's a good place for antiques. | Cape Town |
| The town she's headed to is also known as Kaapstad. | Cape Town |
| When he told me where he was going, I rattled off some local attractions, but the one that really caught his ear was the Gold of Africa Museum. | Cape Town |
| When he told me where he was hiking, I warned him not to let the babboons get his tea. | Cape Town |
| You know, he did leave behind this book on Robben Island. | Cape Town |
| You might catch her passing through Trafalgar Place in the City Bowl. | Cape Town |
| You might catch her placing bets on the Cape Argus Pick 'n Pay Cycle Tour. | Cape Town |
| You might catch him trying to blend in with the windsurfers on Bloubergstrand Beach. | Cape Town |
| You might find her betting at Kenilworth Racecourse. | Cape Town |
| You'll be right near the spot that Bartolomeu Dias called the Cabo das Tormentas. Personally, I prefer the new name. | Cape Town |
| He just said he was going "zef side" to show off some next level beats. I didn't know what he meant, and I'm pretty sure he didn't, either | Capetown |
| Don't lose your target in the crowds at Place Mohammed V. | Casablanca |
| For my money, if your henchman's a football fan, she'll be hiding out in the Complexe Mohammed V. | Casablanca |
| He did say that on his way from the airport, he was going to stop by Bouskoura. As he put it, "Sometimes you've gotta stop and smell the Eucalyptus." | Casablanca |
| He mentioned he was going to stop by the Exposition Nationale d'Artisanat to pick up something nice for his grandmother. No, really. | Casablanca |
| He mentioned he was headed to a city on the Atlantic, just west of Rabat. | Casablanca |
| He mentioned that he's headed to a place that used to be called Anfa. | Casablanca |
| He might be lurking around Paul Tornon's cathedral by the Parc de la Ligue Arabe. | Casablanca |
| He wanted to visit the American air force's base of operations during World War II. That has some pretty sinister implications, I think. | Casablanca |
| He was going to visit the Ben M'Sick District, so I told him to make sure to wash his hands. | Casablanca |
| Here, I'll show you on this map. Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, he probably walked into... this one. | Casablanca |
| Here, she did drop a photo of this giant clock tower looming over a medina. | Casablanca |
| Here's what I heard her say: "I'm gonna catch the most gnarly A-Frame on the Atlantic, dude. Pack my elephant gun!" | Casablanca |
| He's been shopping every day at the Marche Central, on Boulevard Muhammad 5. He told me the turtle soup's fantastic, if you're in the mood for a slow meal. | Casablanca |
| I don't know which city he went to, but I heard him say he may head south of it to El-Jadida, I know V.I.L.E. has a safehouse in the Cité Portugaise. | Casablanca |
| I heard from a friend that your suspect's holed up near the Chleuh Mosque along Rue Chakab Arsalane. | Casablanca |
| I heard he was busy conning the tourists along the Boulevard de la Corniche. | Casablanca |
| I heard he was over at the Royal Golf D'Anfa, racking up mulligans. | Casablanca |
| I heard she got a parking ticket along Rue Indriss Lahrizi. | Casablanca |
| I heard she had a rendezvous with a leading socialite at the Complex Cultural Sidi Belyout. | Casablanca |
| I heard your henchwoman's holed up where the Ave des FAR meets Rue Sidi Belyout. | Casablanca |
| I know where she is, but I know she's about to escape. Stand watch at the Casa-Voyageurs station and you might intercept her! | Casablanca |
| I overheard your suspect saying she was planning to visit one of the world's largest mosques, completed in 1993. | Casablanca |
| I understand she's spending her days at the hammam on Place Ahmed El Bidaoui. How clean can one girl get? | Casablanca |
| If you get there in the evening, you'll probably find your target in Ain Diab, getting tossed out of one nightclub after another. | Casablanca |
| If your suspect lingers there too long, she's gonna regret it. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of her life. | Casablanca |
| I'll bet your perp's taking the day off in the amusement park at Parc de la Ligue Arabe. | Casablanca |
| I'll tell you where to find her. Just head for the Chawiya plain in Morocco. You can't miss it. | Casablanca |
| I'm pretty sure your suspect's planning a rendezvous with a ship. He might be up on the sqala keeping an eye on the seas. | Casablanca |
| Interpol spotted your suspect lurking through the Place des Nations Unies, in the medina. | Casablanca |
| It's a little known fact that your suspect's scared of the dark. You might find her sleeping by a lighthouse. | Casablanca |
| Look for her in the smallest riad in the largest city in the Maghreb. | Casablanca |
| Oh, you're getting close. I heard the cops were onto her, so she ducked into Pasha's courthouse and pretended to file papers until they went away. | Casablanca |
| She could be prowling for valuables at the Villa des Arts on Blvd Brahim Roudani. | Casablanca |
| She could be prowling for valuables at the Villa des Arts on Blvd Brahmin Roudani. | Casablanca |
| She could have ducked out of the city to Gare Routière Ouled Ziana and taken a bus to... well, anywhere. Don't lose her! | Casablanca |
| She did say she was headed to the economic capital of Morocco. | Casablanca |
| She did say that on her way from the airport, she was going to stop by Bouskoura. As she put it, "Sometimes you've gotta stop and smell the Eucalyptus." | Casablanca |
| She didn't give me a name, but she told me this town was notorious as a launching place of the Barbary Corsairs. | Casablanca |
| She left this rather cryptic note: "Head for the White House, in Africa." Isn't the White House in Washington, D.C.? | Casablanca |
| She mentioned she was headed to a city on the Atlantic, just west of Rabat. | Casablanca |
| She might be hiding out near Ain Diab, at the Marabout of Sidi Abderrahman. | Casablanca |
| She must have taken the N9 up from Marrakesh and darted into the city. | Casablanca |
| She said her slanted stitch went back to the ancient Egyptians. I told her to go back to someone who cared. | Casablanca |
| She wanted to go to the "White House." At least, that's the translation. She was speaking Portuguese when she said it. | Casablanca |
| She wanted to visit the American air force's base of operations during World War II. That has some pretty sinister implications, I think. | Casablanca |
| The popular name for the city where you're headed is simply "Casa," or "Kaza." | Casablanca |
| When you get there, ask Renault to round up the usual suspects. | Casablanca |
| You know, he did say something about shlepping his sleeping bag to El Hank. | Casablanca |
| You know, she did say something about shlepping her sleeping bag to El Hank. | Casablanca |
| You may find her lurking around the Museum of Moroccan Judaism. | Casablanca |
| You may find him lurking around the Museum of Moroccan Judaism. | Casablanca |
| You might find her scaling the walls of Old Medina, unless she's more of a French Protectorate girl. | Casablanca |
| You might find her trying to haggle in the Habbous Souk District. | Casablanca |
| You might find him mingling with the crowds on the Rue Chakab Arsalane, in the medina. | Casablanca |
| You might find him scaling the walls of Old Medina, unless he's more of a French Protectorate guy. | Casablanca |
| You might find your perp watching the football team of the Wydad Athletic Club. | Casablanca |
| Your suspect mentioned wanting to see if Rick's Café Américain is still around. | Casablanca |
| Did you know I can recite all of Nelson Algren's poems? Your friend there only stayed to hear two of them. | Chicago |
| Every year I try to get up to this city for the film festival. I hate movies - I just like to hob-nob with the glitterati. | Chicago |
| He could be at the Jazz Record Mart looking for old Lester Bowie vinyl. | Chicago |
| He grabbed his fedora and set off to look for treasures at Indiana Jones' alma mater! | Chicago |
| He had a ticket for the late show of "Too Much Light Makes the Baby Go Blind." | Chicago |
| He made me listen to a demo of his lo-fi folktronica EP. I'm pretty sure "Pitchfork" would give it a 3.2, but he wanted to deliver it to them in person. | Chicago |
| He may be staying at the Drake Hotel. | Chicago |
| He said something about going to an aquarium in a shed? | Chicago |
| He was going to pitch the story of his childhood to "This American Life," but they said it was a little too pathetic. | Chicago |
| He was hoping to catch a baby carriage rolling down the steps of Union Station. | Chicago |
| He was shopping for lutefisk in Andersonville. | Chicago |
| He was telling me he was going to visit his old employer at the Wrigley Building. He joined V.I.L.E. after they chewed him up and spat him out. | Chicago |
| He's a huge fan of Dillinger. Here, he sent me this photo of the bulletholes by the Biograph Theater. | Chicago |
| He's been running around town telling everyone that Barack Obama was his law professor. I somehow doubt your suspect went to law school. | Chicago |
| He's going to a town where you can get away with a lot of things, but apparently not tax evasion. | Chicago |
| He's probably trying to sell his zine to Quimby's in Wicker Park | Chicago |
| He's staying in a student apartment near the site of the Columbian Exposition. | Chicago |
| He's staying near Carl Sandburg's house, over in the "Stormy, Husky, Brawling, City of the Big Shoulders" | Chicago |
| I believe she's at the mouth of the Illinois and Michigan Canal. | Chicago |
| I heard she has a rendezvous by the Merz Apothecary. | Chicago |
| I just saw her wearing a football jersey and cheering for "Da Bears." | Chicago |
| I know he was headed to a museum in a field. | Chicago |
| I tipped her off to try the wings at Harold's Fried Chicken. | Chicago |
| I told her if she sees Mrs. O'Leary's cow, she should run the other way. | Chicago |
| I told her to bring me back a deep-dish pizza. Large. Yeah, I'll eat the whole thing. | Chicago |
| I told him if he's in town for it, he could pick up something really out-there at the Around the Coyote Festival. | Chicago |
| I told him to check out the Museum of Holography, and he was really impressed - he said the whole thing looked three-dimensional. | Chicago |
| I told him to take the Brown Line to the Loop - and to remember to jump off before it goes around again. | Chicago |
| I warned her not to buy a blazer while she's there. Everyone in that city has big shoulders. | Chicago |
| I warned him not to buy a blazer while he's there. Everyone in that city has big shoulders. | Chicago |
| I'd look for her haggling at the New Maxwell Street Market. | Chicago |
| If it's hockey season, look for him at a Blackhawks game. | Chicago |
| If you move fast you can intercept your perp at O'Hare. | Chicago |
| She could be at the Jazz Record Mart looking for old Lester Bowie vinyl. | Chicago |
| She did walk by here wearing an old Lounge Ax t-shirt. | Chicago |
| She kept raving about her favorite athlete - some baseball player who spent only a year in the minor leagues. | Chicago |
| She said something about spending a Sunday on "La Grand Jatte?" | Chicago |
| She stole my copy of Mike Royko's "Boss" for the trip. | Chicago |
| She told me if she get stuck in traffic on Lake Shore Drive, she'll just try driving on the lake shore. | Chicago |
| She told me she'd show me her favorite basketball move - and then she jumped in the air and stuck her tongue out. | Chicago |
| She wanted to swing by the site of the first nuclear chain reaction, but she forgot her library card. | Chicago |
| She was excited to see Steve Carrell and Stephen Colbert at Second City. I had to break it to her she's a few years too late. | Chicago |
| She was going to watch a team that had two three-peats in the '90s. What a time to be a fan! | Chicago |
| She was just telling me that she "likes to shop in downtown Downer's Grove." | Chicago |
| She's been running around town telling everyone that Barack Obama was her law professor. I somehow doubt your suspect went to law school. | Chicago |
| She's somewhere along Harlem Ave. I know that doesn't narrow it down much. | Chicago |
| She's staying with a great-great-aunt off Pauline Avenue in the Ukranian Village. | Chicago |
| She's trying to blend in with the students in Hyde Park. Well, the grad students. | Chicago |
| They wouldn't let her into the first city she tried to visit, so she went to the second city. | Chicago |
| Watch for her speeding northwest up Milwaukee Ave. | Chicago |
| Yeah, I saw her. I ribbed her for being a Cubs fan. | Chicago |
| You might catch her taking a snooze in Millenium Park. | Chicago |
| You might find him taking a nap in Graceland Cemetery. | Chicago |
| Your suspect had a broken vacuum cleaner, and was taking it to the former Sears Tower to get a refund. | Chicago |
| "She would only tell me that she was on her way to a former colonial capital. That doesn't really narrow it down, does it?" | Colombo |
| As far as I know, you'll find her on the western coast of an island that was controlled by the Portuguese, the Dutch, and the Brits. | Colombo |
| As far as I know, you'll find him on the western coast of an island that was controlled by the Portuguese, the Dutch, and the Brits. | Colombo |
| From what I hear, he's growing his own ayurvedic leaves for the International Tea Convention. James Taylor would be proud! | Colombo |
| He had a villainous scheme to move the statue of Sir Edward Barnes. You know, the one they use to measure all the road distances. | Colombo |
| He has set sail for the "port on the river Kelani." Or was it the "harbor with leafy mangoes?" | Colombo |
| He mentioned that he was planning to scale Mount Lavinia, but I don't think it will be much of a climb. | Colombo |
| He told me about his plan to break into Ernest de Silva's old mansion, but I wouldn't bother looking for him in that neighborhood--he was utterly crestfallen when I told him the Prime Minister lives there now. | Colombo |
| He told me he was dying to try the rolls at Cinnamon Gardens. I had to explain to him that it isn't a bakery. | Colombo |
| He told me he was interested in visiting a mosque that resembles a layer cake decorated like a candy cane. I can only assume he's a religious man with a devilish sweet tooth! | Colombo |
| He told me he's planning to lift the Buddha from Viharamahadevi Park. From the looks of it, he'll probably need a crane. | Colombo |
| He wanted to visit an important temple with a hollow dagoba and a reclining Buddha. | Colombo |
| He was excited about seeing Pallidora Hewage Muditha Gayan Fernando bat for the Burgher Recreation Club. | Colombo |
| He was in here looking for someone named Chity so he could audition for his new band. I told him we do have a seat open in the quartet, but we don't exactly play metal. | Colombo |
| He would only tell me that he was on his way to a former colonial capital. That doesn't really narrow it down, does it? | Colombo |
| Here, the maids found this when they were cleaning her room. It's a tattered picture of Ishanka Madurasinghe. | Colombo |
| He's always wanted to spend time by the Laccadive Sea this time of year. | Colombo |
| He's fishing somewhere along the Kelani Ganga. | Colombo |
| He's going to an exhibition at the Harold Peiris gallery. | Colombo |
| He's taking a grand pass through the city before he settles into the neighborhood. Or should I say a He's taking a grand pass through the city before he settles into the neighborhood. Or should I say a grande passo? A groote pas? | Colombo |
| I don't know much about the city she was going to, but I do remember the TV series. Peter Falk was brilliant! | Colombo |
| I expect he's admiring the Bodhi trees in Victoria Park. Though come to think of it, I'm not so sure it's called that anymore. | Colombo |
| I heard her whisper into her cell phone, "Meet me in front of the house where the prime minister was shot by the Buddhist monk." I thought she was talking in some sort of code. | Colombo |
| I heard he's having dinner in the old Portugese "outer fort." | Colombo |
| I heard him whisper into his cell phone, "Meet me in front of the house where the prime minister was shot by the Buddhist monk." I think he was talking in some sort of code. | Colombo |
| I overheard him making plans to rendezvous with an accomplice near the clock tower. You know, the one that was built by the Khans | Colombo |
| I overheard him making plans to rendezvous with an accomplice near the clock tower. You know, the one that was built by the Khans. | Colombo |
| I told her where she could find the crown jewels of the last king of Kandy. | Colombo |
| I'd look for him flying kites along the Galle Face Green. | Colombo |
| If he's looking to spot one of the namesakes of Wolvendaal, he'll certainly be disappointed to discover the Dutch had it wrong. | Colombo |
| If he's not in the city, my guess is he's spending some time inland at the orphanage. Even the hardest of hearts can't resist an elephant calf! | Colombo |
| If it's monsoon season, you might spot him taking cover in Storm Lodge. | Colombo |
| If she's a worshipper of Allah, you might catch her one of five times a day at the Jami ul-Alfar. | Colombo |
| Last I heard he's out on Beira Lake, practicing for the Royal Thomian Regatta. | Colombo |
| Quick! He's heading down Galle Rd. in a tuk tuk. | Colombo |
| Se's always wanted to spend time by the Laccadive Sea this time of year. | Colombo |
| She advised me that she might be northeast of the city, visiting the toothsome temple of candy. | Colombo |
| She had a map with her, but it must have been outdated--she pointed out the route she had planned for a trip to the capital of Ceylon! | Colombo |
| She had a villainous scheme to move the statue of Sir Edward Barnes. You know, the one they use to measure all the road distances. | Colombo |
| She has set sail for the "port on the river Kelani." Or was it the "harbor with leafy mangoes?" | Colombo |
| She kept saying she was going to the city where Lionel went to show his art. That might actually help you some, if I could only figure out where it was that Lionel Wendt! | Colombo |
| She mentioned that she was planning to scale Mount Lavinia, but I don't think it will be much of a climb. | Colombo |
| She might be taking in a nadagam performance at the "New Theater." | Colombo |
| She told me she was dying to try the rolls at Cinnamon Gardens. I had to explain to her that it isn't a bakery. | Colombo |
| She told me she was interested in visiting a mosque that resembles a layer cake decorated like a candy cane. I can only assume she's a religious woman with a devilish sweet tooth! | Colombo |
| She told me she was renting an apartment in Havelock City, which was strange because everything else she said pointed to somewhere in South East Asia. | Colombo |
| She told me she was renting an apartment in Havelock City, which was strange because everything else she said pointed to somewhere in South East Asia. | Colombo |
| She told me she's planning to lift the Buddha from Viharamahadevi Park. From the looks of it, she'll probably need a crane. | Colombo |
| She wanted to visit an important temple with a hollow dagoba and a reclining Buddha. | Colombo |
| She wanted to visit Nossa Senhora dos Milagres, but I have a feeling everyone there will be worshipping St. Paul. | Colombo |
| She wished me a happy new year, which I thought was rather strange considering it's April. In fact, I think her exact words were "Suba aluth awuruddak wewa." | Colombo |
| She'll be celebrating Vesak on the full moon this year. | Colombo |
| She'll be picking up vegetarian fare all week long from the dunsal. | Colombo |
| She's always wanted to spend time by the Laccadive Sea this time of year. | Colombo |
| She's devouring a picnic lunch of kiribath and pittu at Hyde Park. | Colombo |
| She's fishing somewhere along the Kelani Ganga. | Colombo |
| She's going to an exhibition at the Harold Peiris gallery. | Colombo |
| She's headed for an island nation in the Indian Ocean. | Colombo |
| She's in a temple somewhere on an island of slaves? | Colombo |
| She's likely to be meditating at the temple off Sir James Peiris Mawatha. | Colombo |
| The direction your friend is headed, she might spend some time behind bars at Magazine Prison. | Colombo |
| There's no need for her to fear the wildlife in the National Zoological Gardens, but if I were her I would watch out for the Tigers! | Colombo |
| Word has it your friend's staying in Bambalapitiya. Maybe she heard it was a popular outlaw outpost? | Colombo |
| You might find her at a museum in a Dutch colonial townhouse. | Colombo |
| You might find him at a museum in a Dutch colonial townhouse. | Colombo |
| Your friend was a suspicious character indeed. He kept asking me what I knew about security at the central Bank of Ceylon. | Colombo |
| A friend of a neighbor of a cousin of a niece told me she spotted her at a FC Kobenhavn game. | Copenhagen |
| As I understand it, the guy you're chasing made a beeline for the statue of Den Lille Havfrue and bawled and bawled, 'til he saw some cops and got spooked. Hey, we all have a soft spot somewhere. | Copenhagen |
| He may be in the Kastellet, tilting at the windmill. | Copenhagen |
| He mentioned something about heading to the city hall to check the time. | Copenhagen |
| He might be hiding in Christian IV's old fort - you know, the creepy one in the shape of a pentagram. | Copenhagen |
| He wanted to go to a Trentemøller show. Sounds like this henchman's going to have a blast over there - are you going to put a stop to it? | Copenhagen |
| He was planning to fly in through Kastrup and head straight to the city. | Copenhagen |
| Hmm, I think I heard the henchman say he was going to check out the Royal Danish Ballet. No, really. | Copenhagen |
| Hmm, I think I heard the henchwoman say she was going to check out the Royal Danish Ballet. No, really. | Copenhagen |
| I heard her say she always wanted to check out the country that gave us Lars Ulrich. | Copenhagen |
| I heard she was taking a Hans Christian Anderson tour down through the Nyhavn. | Copenhagen |
| I heard that he was scoping out the Louisiana Museum of Modern Art. | Copenhagen |
| I heard that Interpol spotted your perp lurking around Ny Carlsberg Glyptotek, getting grabby with the Degas. | Copenhagen |
| I heard that she was scoping out the Louisiana Museum of Modern Art. | Copenhagen |
| I heard they kicked her out of Vor Frue Kirke after they caught her stealing from the collection plate. | Copenhagen |
| I heard your suspect leaving instructions on the phone. Start in Malmö, Sweden and take a right. If you hit Helsingør, you've gone too far. | Copenhagen |
| I know exactly where she is: the Inderhavnen, looking for a boat where she can stowaway and escape. | Copenhagen |
| I know where he went, but not how he got there. Maybe he snuck into town on a cruise ship docking at... oh, what do they call the dock, I know the word means "long line"? | Copenhagen |
| I know where your henchman's hiding, and I even know his plan B: if the heat gets too hot, he's going to ride out to Roskilde. | Copenhagen |
| I overheard your suspect say the city they were going to was founded in the 11th century, but came into its own in the 12th under Bishop Absalon. I found it an odd thing to say in passing. | Copenhagen |
| I remember her saying she could eat a meal fit for a Pope. I also remember picturing an excited Pope in a bib. | Copenhagen |
| I think your suspect went to the giant jazz festival the city has every year. It doesn't just feature Danish artists, you know. | Copenhagen |
| I understand the pirate John Norcross spent quite a bit of time there. | Copenhagen |
| If everything I've heard about your suspect is true, he deserves to be locked away in a cramped wooden cage for 16 years. Maybe longer. | Copenhagen |
| If everything I've heard about your suspect is true, he deserves to be locked away in a cramped wooden cage for 16 years. Maybe longer. | Copenhagen |
| If everything I've heard about your suspect is true, she deserves to be locked away in a cramped wooden cage for 16 years. Maybe longer. | Copenhagen |
| If I had to guess, she's probably hanging out trying to blend with the crowd in Gammel Torv. | Copenhagen |
| If you head over the moat from the city center, you'll hit Slotsholmen and the seat of government. Go there and present your credentials and I'm sure they'll lend you a hand with your suspect. | Copenhagen |
| I'll bet he hitched down Amagermotorvejen to Brøndby Strand. He has a fætter there. | Copenhagen |
| I'll bet you'll find your perp at Tivoli Gardens, riding the Rutsjebanen. | Copenhagen |
| I'll tell you, there's something rotten in the country where your suspect went. | Copenhagen |
| It was very strange, he muttered something under his breath about "asking old Jens what time it was in space, hur hur hur." | Copenhagen |
| My nephew's uncle's niece, a stewardess, was on the plane with him flying into Københavns Lufthavn. | Copenhagen |
| Oh sure, I know where he went. I told him to check out the University Library to see where it was hit by a British cannonball in 1807. | Copenhagen |
| Prison's too good for the likes of this henchman. You should make him star in a Lars von Trier movie! | Copenhagen |
| Rumor has it he was scoping out the national gallery on Sølvgade. | Copenhagen |
| Rumor has it she was going to raid Tøjhusmuseet, until she found out it was a museum, and not an actual working arsenal. | Copenhagen |
| Rumor has it your suspect is camping out at a public park called the Kongens Have. | Copenhagen |
| She sent me a text message from a "fountain tour of the city," which included Gammel Torv, Gefion, and the Caritas Well. She told me she was totally bored. | Copenhagen |
| She wanted to go to a Trentemøller show. Sounds like this henchwoman's going to have a blast over there - are you going to put a stop to it? | Copenhagen |
| She was going to see an exhibit on reindeer hunting at the Nationalmuseet. | Copenhagen |
| She's definitely headed to Scandinavia. She even packed her favorite pair of reindeer fur boots. | Copenhagen |
| She's probably in Freetown Christiania, although it kind of surprised me. Henchwomen and hippies usually don't mix. | Copenhagen |
| Sure, I know where he went. I told him not to miss the herring buffet at Nyhavns Færgekro. | Copenhagen |
| The suspect went to the largest city in Scandinavia. | Copenhagen |
| They almost caught him! He bolted through the Nyhavn canal and then ducked north on Toldbodgade. But by the time the police reached the waterfront he'd disappeared. | Copenhagen |
| They caught him lurking around the new section of the library, the Black Diamond. | Copenhagen |
| This lady you're following mentioned checking out an amazing astronomical clock. The slowest gear takes 25,000 years to turn! | Copenhagen |
| Well, I hate to help a criminal but I gave her a tip: that she could get a good view of the old city from the top of the Rundetårn. | Copenhagen |
| Well, I hate to help a criminal but I gave him a tip: that he could get a good view of the old city from the top of the Rundetårn. | Copenhagen |
| Where'd she go - I know she said she was headed for a Scandinavian capital. But oh, they have so many to choose from. | Copenhagen |
| You know, the name of the city you're heading to translates as "merchants' harbor." | Copenhagen |
| Your perp rented scuba gear to see the statue of the Little Mermaid. I told him it's not actually under the sea. | Copenhagen |
| Your suspect dropped a copy of "Hamlet." Did you know the character was inspired by the viking Prince Amled of Jutland? | Copenhagen |
| Your suspect dropped this itinerary. Apparently the plan was to see the Charlottenborg Palace, the French Embassy, and the Royal Danish Theater. | Copenhagen |
| Your suspect said something about fleeing to "Zealand"? Did she mean New Zealand? Or maybe, I don't know, Old Zealand? | Copenhagen |
| Your suspect wanted to see a game for each of the city's hockey teams: the Rodovre Mighty Bulls, the Herlev Hornets, and the Nordsjaelland Cobras. | Copenhagen |
| Your suspect wanted to steal the bikes from every one of the hundred bike parks. I didn't mention that you can borrow any of the bikes for free anyway | Copenhagen |
| Your suspect wanted to steal the bikes from every one of the hundred bike parks. I didn't mention that you can borrow any of the bikes for free anyway. | Copenhagen |
| Your suspect was going to a city on the Øresund strait. Unfortunately, I don't know which side. | Copenhagen |
| Your suspect was nuts about bikes, so I mentioned how the Danes pedal over a million km a day! I joked you could put them all in wheels and hook them up to a superweapon... I probably shouldn't have said that, huh? | Copenhagen |
| Your suspect? It turns out he zipped into town by train across the Øresundsbroen. He hid the whole way by pretending to be a conductor. | Copenhagen |
| Your target exchanged money for Danish kroner. | Copenhagen |
| Your target wanted to take a drive on the Strøget. Which worries me, because it's the world's longest pedestrian mall. | Copenhagen |
| Do you like the races? I sent her just outside the city to Al Lisaili, to watch the camel races. You've never seen anything like it. | Dubai |
| Do you like the races? I sent him just outside the city to Al Lisaili, to watch the camel races. You've never seen anything like it. | Dubai |
| He asked a lot of questions about manmade islands and how long they might last. I wonder if he's planning to visit one? | Dubai |
| He came in here and exchanged his cash for United Arab Emirate dirhams. | Dubai |
| He could be selling answer keys at Al-Ahmadiya School. | Dubai |
| He might sneak in by dhow and arrive at the Wharfage. | Dubai |
| He said he was going to the "city of gold." But which one? | Dubai |
| He said something about scaling a replica of a Hymenocallis. | Dubai |
| He told me he's passing through the Perfume Souq. I told him that a shower works, too. | Dubai |
| He was complaining because he couldn't afford a Golden Class ticket on the Red Line. | Dubai |
| He was going to swim from the United Kingdom to North America, and then paddle back to Africa. I'm just telling you what he told me. | Dubai |
| He's an avid boat racer. I'll bet you'll find him competing in the abra race on the Creek. | Dubai |
| He's holed up in a vacant apartment at the top of a giant skyscraper. | Dubai |
| He's in the town founded by the Al Abu Falasa clan. | Dubai |
| He's looking for remixes of old Obleek Mode hits. | Dubai |
| He's over by Creekside Park, visiting the Children's City. He heard their mayor is very impressionable. | Dubai |
| He's taking in the view from At the Top. So that means he's … far from the bottom? | Dubai |
| I asked where he's going and he simply said, "The World." | Dubai |
| I believe she went to the second-largest of the United Arab Emirates. | Dubai |
| I heard he's crossing the Creek by abra. | Dubai |
| I heard he's going there to shop - for a month! He said it's an official city festival! | Dubai |
| I heard she's at a party, telling everyone she's tight with the Al Maktoum family. | Dubai |
| I heard she's going there to shop - for a month! She said it's an official city event? | Dubai |
| I heard she's lurking around the base of the Pentominium, pretending to bid on a penthouse condominium. | Dubai |
| I know he was going to visit the Commercial Bank, the CBD. | Dubai |
| I overheard his plan. He's following the Creek into Ras Al Khor Wildlife Sanctuary. | Dubai |
| I told her she'd be in town for the shopping festival, so she tried to bump her flight to the shoplifting festival. | Dubai |
| I would look for him to come in through Al Hamriya Port, hiding with the livestock. | Dubai |
| If he's there for the championships in February and March, you'll probably find him at the Tennis Stadium. | Dubai |
| I'll bet he's out on Umm Suqeim Beach, the sand between his toes, listening to the gentle waves. Give him a few more minutes before you bring him in, won't you? | Dubai |
| I'll bet she's at the stadium, rooting for Al Wasl FC. | Dubai |
| It sounded like he was going to ride an automated Metro. He was nervous about there not being a driver. | Dubai |
| It sounded like she was going to ride an automated Metro. She was nervous about there not being a driver. | Dubai |
| Look for her napping out on Burj Park Island. | Dubai |
| Look for him at a café along Sheikh Zayed Road. | Dubai |
| Look for him at the museum in the old Al-Fahidi Fort. | Dubai |
| Look for him darting through the Bastakiya Quarter. | Dubai |
| Look for him napping out on Burj Park Island. | Dubai |
| My "underground" sources tell me she's trapped in traffic in Al Shindagha Tunnel. | Dubai |
| Odds are she's at a sheesha café near Business Bay. Listen for the loud, choking cough. | Dubai |
| She made a beeline to the Gold Souk. She's probably still there, asking for free samples. | Dubai |
| She said she's heading to a palm tree out in the water? | Dubai |
| She told me she's passing through the Perfume Souq. I told her that a shower works, too. | Dubai |
| She tried to sneak into Jebel Ali in a shipload of air conditioners - you know, to stay cool on the trip to the desert. But wouldn't you know it, she ended up in a container of electric blankets instead. | Dubai |
| She was last seen at a party store in Festival City. | Dubai |
| She was whispering to her contact on the phone: "Are you staying on the Golden Mile or out on a frond?" | Dubai |
| She's an avid boat racer. I'll bet you'll find her competing in the abra race on the Creek. | Dubai |
| She's holed up in a vacant apartment at the top of a giant skyscraper. | Dubai |
| She's in the land they used to call Al Wasl. | Dubai |
| She's over by Creekside Park, visiting the Children's City. She heard their mayor is very impressionable. | Dubai |
| The code on his eticket read, "DXB"? | Dubai |
| They spotted her running past Ali bin Abi Talib Mosque and into the souk. | Dubai |
| This person you're searching for - I know she mentioned something about a rendezvous at "Lillie's tower." | Dubai |
| Times are tight. You might catch her sleeping in the stacks at Al Twar Public Library. | Dubai |
| Times are tight. You might catch him sleeping in the stacks at Al Twar Public Library. | Dubai |
| You might find her birding out in Safa Park. | Dubai |
| You might find him camping out in the Jumeirah Archaeological Site, looking to see if anything's left. | Dubai |
| You might find him trying to crash a party at Sheikh Saeed's house. | Dubai |
| You might find her in Bewley's on Grafton, flipping through the newspaper for the funny pages. | Dublin |
| Act fast - he said he was going to race through town and then catch a ferry east to Holyhead. | Dublin |
| Act fast - she said she was going to race through town and then catch a ferry east to Holyhead. | Dublin |
| Can I give you a clue? As Mrs. Bloom would say, "Yes I said yes I will Yes." | Dublin |
| He got all serious and asked me, "Do you root for Bohemians or Shamrock Rovers? … Think before you answer." | Dublin |
| He mentioned he'd be staying with some henchfriends out in Drumcondra. | Dublin |
| He might duck out of town to visit Bram Stoker's museum. | Dublin |
| He might sneak in by boat up the River Liffey from the Irish Sea. | Dublin |
| He said he didn't know what a 121-meter steel spire had to do with light, but he wanted to try climbing it anyway. | Dublin |
| He said he was headed to a storehouse, to check on something incredibly precious to him. | Dublin |
| He said something about taking a break in Phoenix Park for some deerhunting. | Dublin |
| He told me he was going to pay a visit to a thief, a nun, a crusader, and someone else whose name he didn't catch. | Dublin |
| He was going to look for the shop where My Bloody Valentine bought their first pedals. | Dublin |
| He was hoping to get an audience with the Department of the Taoiseach. | Dublin |
| He whispered something in his phone about meeting at a building named after his favorite holiday. | Dublin |
| He's hiding in a large building with plenty of shadows. Be careful if you chance your arm looking for him. | Dublin |
| I heard her talking about checking out a precious chalice, and seeing how much Kool-Aid she could pour into it. | Dublin |
| I heard him plan a rendezvous by the statue of Molly Malone. | Dublin |
| I heard him talking about checking out a precious chalice, and seeing how much Kool-Aid he could pour into it. | Dublin |
| I heard she's been waiting for someone on the Samuel Beckett Bridge for quite a long time. | Dublin |
| I heard she's flying into Aerfort Bhaile Átha Cliath. | Dublin |
| I know he's staying somewhere between the Grand Canal and the Royal. | Dublin |
| I know she was eager to read the Book of Kells - or at least, flip through and look at the pictures. | Dublin |
| I know where he went. The place has really classed up since they kicked the horses out of the nave. | Dublin |
| I know where she went. The place has really classed up since they kicked the horses out of the nave. | Dublin |
| I said he could find contemporary art at the Douglas Hyde Gallery. But he thought "contemporary" meant paintings of sad clowns. | Dublin |
| I suggested she check out Kilmainham Gaol, but she steadfastly refused. | Dublin |
| I told her if she needs something to read, she could always borrow a book from Chester Beatty. | Dublin |
| I told her not to miss the chance to see a football game at Croke Park. | Dublin |
| I would look for him sneaking along the Ha'penny Bridge, trying to duck the toll. | Dublin |
| I'd wait for him to sprint down Swift's Alley. | Dublin |
| If you're there around Christmas, try to sneak into Misses Morkan's annual dance on Usher's Island. Never once has it fallen flat. | Dublin |
| Maybe I misheard her, but she said she was going to ask Tara for a look at her brooch? | Dublin |
| Phil Lynott was my idol; I'd love to go with you and see his statue. | Dublin |
| She drove around in one of those upper-class livery deals, the kind that looks like it has free bottles of water inside. | Dublin |
| She knows you're coming. She was terrified of being "as stuck as that cat to that mouse in that tube of that Christchurch organ." | Dublin |
| She mentioned she'd be staying with some henchfriends out in Drumcondra. | Dublin |
| She might be hiding in the grotto of the Iveagh Gardens. | Dublin |
| She told me she was staying at Trinity. I warned her not to go under the Campanile when the bells ring, or she's in for bad luck. | Dublin |
| She was planning a rendezvous by the statue of Henry Grattan. | Dublin |
| She whispered something in her phone about meeting at a building named after her favorite holiday. | Dublin |
| She's hiding in a large building with plenty of shadows. Be careful if you chance your arm looking for her. | Dublin |
| The name of this town is said to mean "black pool," although now it goes by "town of the hurdled ford." Either way, it's more fun than it sounds. | Dublin |
| They spotted her running by Yeats' old place and ducking into Wilde's. | Dublin |
| They spotted him running by Yeats' old place and ducking into Wilde's. | Dublin |
| We were arguing over who was the better playwright, Sean O'Casey or Brendan Behan. | Dublin |
| While she's there, she swears she'll finally learn the right way to pour a Guinness. | Dublin |
| You might catch her swinging around on the Seán O'Casey Bridge. | Dublin |
| You might find her having a pint at the Gravity Bar. | Dublin |
| You might find him at the Old Jameson's Distillery, looking for a deal on eleven-year whiskey. | Dublin |
| You might find him having a pint at the Gravity Bar. | Dublin |
| You might find him in Bewley's on Grafton, flipping through the newspaper for the funny pages. | Dublin |
| You might find him lolling around on St. Stephen's Green. | Dublin |
| You might find him lurking outside the "Taj MaHaughey." | Dublin |
| You might find him lurking outside the Bank of Ireland, waiting to make a big withdrawal. | Dublin |
| You'll probably find him wandering around the Casino at Marino, looking for a place to get chips. | Dublin |
| You're bound to find him in one of the bars in the Temple Bar neighborhood. | Dublin |
| He mentioned something about getting a tip on the whereabouts of a missing nose? | Giza |
| He said he was going to try to dig up dirt on Pharaoh Djet? Or did he say "off of" Pharoah Djet? | Giza |
| He said he was headed to the Pyramids of Queens. Who knew? I should get out to Queens more often. | Giza |
| He said something about an ancient "solar barge"? Does he mean solar-powered? Because I thought boats used wind. | Giza |
| He stopped by the Nile and caught a cab southwest. | Giza |
| He was missing one entry in his Great Tombs of the Queens sticker book, so I'll bet he's trying to complete it. | Giza |
| He was tired of the mainstream pyramids, so he went to the Cult pyramid of Khafre. | Giza |
| Here, look what he posted on Facebook - a photo of the Temple of the Sphinx! | Giza |
| He's at a site that goes by the name "Menkaure is Divine"? | Giza |
| He's at the Pyramid of Menkaure. Just look for the smallest pyramid on the Plateau. | Giza |
| He's going to borrow a boat out in the desert. | Giza |
| He's got a lunch date in Agouza, somewhere between the 6th October and 15th May Bridges. | Giza |
| He's hiding out somewhere in Nazlet el-Samman. | Giza |
| He's off to see Hemiunu's greatest work. | Giza |
| He's off to what in ancient times was called "kher neter." | Giza |
| He's over by the resting place of Pharaoh Menkaure. | Giza |
| He's planning to go to the Balloon Theater, unless something better pops up. | Giza |
| He's probably playing pirate in the boat pits by Chephren's pyramid. | Giza |
| I could only half-hear her, but I think she said she's in a necropolis by the Nile, and it's full of geezers? | Giza |
| I heard he's posing as a diplomat at an embassy in El Dokki. | Giza |
| I heard that she's staying in a spare bedroom in Agouza. | Giza |
| I only know that she's headed to a great place to rest. | Giza |
| I suspect she's poking around a mud-brick tomb. She brought her mud-brick pickaxe and everything. | Giza |
| I'll bet you'll find her in the Robbers' Tunnel built by Caliph al-Ma'mun. | Giza |
| Look for him digging around the Menkaure quarry. | Giza |
| Look for him lurking outside the tomb of Pharaoh Djet. | Giza |
| My knowledge of 4th Dynasty queens is shaky, but I think I helped your friend get where he was going. | Giza |
| Odds are he took a pause on the paws of Horemakhet. | Giza |
| Odds are she took a pause on the paws of Horemakhet. | Giza |
| She mentioned she's a big fan of Tura limestone. I told her where she could find about as much as she can stand. | Giza |
| She might be poking around the valley temple of Khafre. | Giza |
| She said she was off to pay her respects to Pharaoh Ninetjer. | Giza |
| She said something about a "stone bench" on the Plateau? | Giza |
| She said something about comparing the size of the Queen's and King's chambers. Is she booking a hotel room? | Giza |
| She scheduled a rendezvous by the resting place of Wepemnofret. | Giza |
| She swore she'd see each of the Seven Wonders of the Ancient World. I had to break it to her that only one is still standing. | Giza |
| She told me she was going to stowaway on King Cheops' ship. | Giza |
| She's looking for a 4,500-year old boat, wooden, good for sunbathing. I had one in mind, but I warned her it's sort of in drydock. | Giza |
| She's out on the Plateau, in a great Necropolis, admiring one of the wonders of the world. Hey, when you get there, text me a picture, would ya? | Giza |
| She's probably hanging around near Khufu's tomb. | Giza |
| She's probably playing pirate in the boat pits by Chephren's pyramid. | Giza |
| She's right near old Memphis, although the locals called it Men Nefer. | Giza |
| She's staying with some engineer friends in Mohandessin. | Giza |
| They say the neighborhood he's in only took off because Dahshur was full. | Giza |
| When he told me where he was going, I suggested he brush up on his riddles. | Giza |
| While she's in the neighborhood, she's sure to catch El Tersana play. | Giza |
| You might catch her taking food from the animals in Al Orman Park. | Giza |
| He did say he was going to be looking around a perfume museum. I wonder if they let you open the bottles? | Havana |
| He didn't seem like a family man, but nevertheless, I warned him not to turn his back to La Milagrosa. | Havana |
| He dropped this photo of a building that looks like the Capitol in Washington, but it's too tall. And everyone is smoking Cuban cigars. | Havana |
| He mentioned he loves cars. I told him where he could check out Che Guevara's old Chevy. | Havana |
| He mentioned he was looking for a really good virgin daiquiri. | Havana |
| He mentioned something about picking up a full set of Suchel. No idea what he was talking about, but it smells like trouble. | Havana |
| He said he was in trouble and he needed a "fortified position," so I sent him to the Castillo de la Real Fuerza. | Havana |
| He said he'd be staying with friends somewhere in Habana Vieja. | Havana |
| He said he's headed to the old Swamp Plaza. I hope they've drained it. | Havana |
| He told me he was getting tired of poking around museums, but that this one sounded pretty radical. | Havana |
| He was headed to a building that's very special to Catalina Lasa, although I don't think she ever saw it. | Havana |
| He was so eager to visit the real Buena Vista Social Club, I hated to tell him it closed a long time ago. | Havana |
| He was telling someone on the phone to meet him by the memorial to José Martí. | Havana |
| Here, he dropped a photo of a wax figure in camo. I could swear I've seen him on a dorm room wall somewhere. | Havana |
| Here, he sent me a postcard from a lovely fisherman's village. Not much to see in the picture though - just the old man and the sea. | Havana |
| Here, look at this postcard your suspect dropped. It's a bronze weathervane with a beautiful woman holding a cross and an olive branch. Where would you find something like that? | Havana |
| He's bound to catch a game at "The Colossus of Cerro." | Havana |
| He's staying at the Santa Isabel Hotel, in the Plaza de Armas. | Havana |
| I don't know how this ended up in an amusement park, but I told her she might enjoy seeing the 1,200 ton statue in the Parque Lenin. | Havana |
| I heard he was begging the docents to let him play the batá drums at the Casa de Africa. | Havana |
| I heard him plan a rendezvous by the Monument to the Victims of the Maine. | Havana |
| I imagine he's in Barrio Bellavista. It's the prime place to purloin a piece of lapis lazuli. | Santiago |
| I know he was planning a rendezvous, but all I caught is that he would stand near six people who didn't finish medical school? | Havana |
| I know she was planning a rendezvous, but all I caught is that she would stand near six people who didn't finish medical school? | Havana |
| I suggested he drop by the Palacio del Segundo Cabo, but he told me, "I'm not really a 'book person.'" | Havana |
| I told her if she gets a chance, she has to catch a concert at the Plaza de San Francisco. | Havana |
| I told her she could find a 25-carat diamond just lying on the floor of the Capitol. Of course, I didn't tell her it was a replica. | Havana |
| I told her she could find plenty of valuable history at the Palacio de los Capitanes Generales. | Havana |
| I told her while she's over there to find out what brand of cigars Castro smokes. | Havana |
| I told him if he needs asylum, he could probably find it at Iglesia del Espíritu Santo. | Havana |
| I told him if he's in town for it, he can't miss Las Parrandas de Remedios Festival. | Havana |
| I told him not to forget to go out to the back yard and see Granma. | Havana |
| I told him to bring me back an Industriales cap, but I doubt I'll ever see him again. | Havana |
| My advice to him was to hit La Bodeguita del Medio and tell them, "I'll have whatever Papa drank." That way they'll know to treat him as a tourist. | Havana |
| She did say she was going to be looking around a perfume museum. I wonder if they let you open the bottles? | Havana |
| She didn't seem like a family woman, but nevertheless, I warned her not to turn her back to La Milagrosa. | Havana |
| She mentioned she likes design, so I suggested she check out the Taller Experimental de Gráfica. She asked if she could start with the shorter one? | Havana |
| She mentioned she loves cars. I told her where she could check out Che Guevara's old Chevy. | Havana |
| She mentioned she was in the middle of a Graham Greene novel. I don't know which one - I think it was about a vacuum cleaner salesman. | Havana |
| She mentioned she was looking for a really good virgin daiquiri. | Havana |
| She mentioned she'd be hitting the used record stores, looking for Los Zafiros albums. | Havana |
| She said she was going to the Museo Napoleónico. But I was surprised to hear the city had one - I don't believe she ever visited the island. | Havana |
| She told me she works too hard. As soon as she gets into town, she's planning to kick back on the Malecón. | Havana |
| She was interested in - how did she put it - "surrounding herself with lots of money." So I sent her to the Museo Numismático by the Plaza de Armas. | Havana |
| She was planning a rendezvous at the giant statue of Christ by Casablanca. | Havana |
| She was so eager to visit the real Buena Vista Social Club, I hated to tell her it closed a long time ago. | Havana |
| She was telling someone on the phone to meet her by the memorial to José Martí. | Havana |
| She's planning a rendezvous in a place called Cathedral Square. | Havana |
| She's standing somewhere along Calle Enna. You won't be able to miss her. | Havana |
| Take a look - here's a photo where she's sitting on a bench by a sculpture of John Lennon. But where are Lennon's glasses? | Havana |
| You could catch her prowling along the bishop's street. | Havana |
| You could catch him prowling along the bishop's street. | Havana |
| You might catch him pretending to ride the lions along the Paseo del Prado. | Havana |
| You might find him hanging out on Calle Dragones in the Barrio Chino. | Havana |
| You'll find her at a cathedral where Christopher Columbus once slept. And I'm talking about the big sleep. | Havana |
| You'll probably catch her flying into José Martí International Airport. | Havana |
| You'll probably catch him flying into José Martí International Airport. | Havana |
| You're looking for a city near the western end of Cuba. You can't miss it. | Havana |
| A cousin of a friend of a nephew of mine saw him riding the funicular to the King's Seat. | Heidelberg |
| Apparently he had an outstanding warrant for plagiarizing a P. E. paper. He's cooling his heels right now in the Studentenkarzer. | Heidelberg |
| Cash is tight, so she's probably bunking at the Sudpfanne Hostel. | Heidelberg |
| He doesn't look the type, but he wouldn't miss Hexennacht at the Thingsstätte. | Heidelberg |
| He said something about visiting the site of a temple to Mercury? | Heidelberg |
| He told me he's headed to "a royal residence of the intellect." I told him he should double-check the invitation. | Heidelberg |
| He told me he's headed to "royal residence of intellect." I told him he should double check the invitation. | Heidelberg |
| He wants to backdate a birthday gift, and he's looking for an envelope at the German Museum of Packaging. | Heidelberg |
| He was desparate to catch the Schlossbeleuchtung, until I told him they don't actually burn the castle down during the show. | Heidelberg |
| He was going to hang out by a Gingko tree and write poetry. I told him to have fun, but not to feel like he has to share. | Heidelberg |
| He was just spotted crossing the Alte Brücke over the Neckar. | Heidelberg |
| He was just spotted riding the Bergbahn up to the castle. Catch him before he rides again! | Heidelberg |
| He was last seen whitewashing a zaun at the Mark Twain Village. | Heidelberg |
| He was looking for a safe place to stay, so I suggested the castle. Hey, at least it won't get hit by lightning again. | Heidelberg |
| He was looking to learn about the Palatinate. And did I deliver - I told him where he could find a whole museum about it! | Heidelberg |
| He was planning to visit a very old man with a sturdy jaw from Mauer? | Heidelberg |
| He's hiding somewhere between the Gun Park and the Thick Tower. | Heidelberg |
| He's looking for a St. Michael's Basilica, but I warned him there's not much left. | Heidelberg |
| He's meeting someone at an amphitheater on top of a holy mountain. | Heidelberg |
| He's probably in Bergheim at the Stadtbücherei, paying his late fees. | Heidelberg |
| He's selling answer keys from a restroom at Ruprecht-Karl-University. | Heidelberg |
| He's staying with some friends in the Bergheim district, near the Neckar. | Heidelberg |
| He's waiting for someone by Karl Theodor's gate. | Heidelberg |
| I caught a peek at her e-ticket, and I saw the code "HDB"? | Heidelberg |
| I didn't see his whole itinerary, but he did write something on there about a bonsai museum. | Heidelberg |
| I gave her a spare ticket to see the Philharmonic play the Schlossfestspiele. Sorry - I wish I had one for you too. | Heidelberg |
| I heard he's lurking around the campus of the oldest university in Germany. | Heidelberg |
| I heard she bought some toothpaste across from Tiefburg. | Heidelberg |
| I heard she's lurking around the campus of the oldest university in Germany. | Heidelberg |
| I know he was looking for an 800-year-old California juniper for his studio apartment. | Heidelberg |
| I suggested he check out Ruprecht III's old castle. | Heidelberg |
| I suggested he poke around the Cajeth House Museum, but he thought it sounded a bit primitive. | Heidelberg |
| I suggested he stay at Der Europäische Hof-Hotel Europa, but he couldn't even afford the minibar. | Heidelberg |
| I suggested she poke around the Cajeth House Museum, but she thought it sounded a bit primitive. | Heidelberg |
| I told her to check out the Ebert Memorial, but she gave me a "thumbs down." | Heidelberg |
| I told her to take a detour to the Museum of Ecclesiastical Arts. Maybe the Jesuits will set her straight, the way they did for me. | Heidelberg |
| Last I heard, she was near the town of Worms, fishing around for a treasure of unsurpassed worth. | Heidelberg |
| Let's see, where'd he go - he's in a platz somewhere? Definitely a platz. | Heidelberg |
| Look for her sitting around a cafe in the Bismarckplatz, pretending to read Goethe. | Heidelberg |
| Look for him in the Altstadt. Which Altstadt? Um, I guess you should try them all. | Heidelberg |
| Look for him somewhere up Saints' Mountain, looking awkward and out of place. | Heidelberg |
| Oh him? He's staying on the Kurfürsten-Anlage. Here, I'll write down the address. | Heidelberg |
| She dropped a photo of the hotel where she'd be staying. It looks like it has a statue of the knight St. George on top? | Heidelberg |
| She mentioned she might pilfer something from the Prinzhorn collection. | Heidelberg |
| She said something about visiting the site of a temple to Mercury? | Heidelberg |
| She wants to backdate a birthday gift, and she's looking for an envelope at the German Museum of Packaging. | Heidelberg |
| She was desparate to catch the Schlossbeleuchtung, until I told her they don't actually burn the castle down during the show. | Heidelberg |
| She was going to run by the Marstall, but she doesn't like to be lectured. | Heidelberg |
| She was just here. She took a call from the Palatinate, asking for an overdue library book? | Heidelberg |
| She was off to "look through some stuff Creuzer dug up." | Heidelberg |
| She's meeting someone at an amphitheater on top of a holy mountain. | Heidelberg |
| She's waiting for someone by Karl Theodor's gate. | Heidelberg |
| They got a photo of her at an ATM in Handschuhsheim. | Heidelberg |
| They got a photo of him at an ATM in Handschuhsheim. | Heidelberg |
| We were talking about my favorite Broadway show, "The Student Prince." She told me she never gets past "The Drinking Song." | Heidelberg |
| You might find her chasing the Siberian Swan Geese by the river in Bergheim. | Heidelberg |
| You'll probably find him stumbling around the Untere Straße. | Heidelberg |
| She was off to "look through some stuff Creuzer dug up." | Heidelburg |
| As a tennis fan and a Francophile, he was really eager to see Petra's birthplace. | Ho Chi Minh City |
| As a tennis fan and a Francophile, she was really eager to see Petra's birthplace. | Ho Chi Minh City |
| As you'll no doubt recall, the city she's going to was the capital of French Cochinchina. | Ho Chi Minh City |
| Everything I know about the city where she went, I learned from Schönberg and Boublil. | Ho Chi Minh City |
| He loves fish, so I suggested he get a bite to eat at Sango Aquarium Café. | Ho Chi Minh City |
| He might be at Ho's museum, in the Dragon House. | Ho Chi Minh City |
| He might be at the old Norodom Palace. | Ho Chi Minh City |
| He said something about heading to the Pearl of the Far East? | Ho Chi Minh City |
| He told me he'd be hiding in tunnels under the city? | Ho Chi Minh City |
| He was in the market for some red chairs, so I sent him up to the Dragon's Head Room. | Ho Chi Minh City |
| He was just asking me where he could get good binh soup. | Ho Chi Minh City |
| He'll definitely catch a water puppet show at the History Museum. | Ho Chi Minh City |
| Here, he left his smartphone behind with this picture on it. It looks like a beautiful pagoda with a pipal tree in its garden. | Ho Chi Minh City |
| He's at the temple dedicated to Tran Hung Dao - the hero who trounced Kublai Khan's army in 1287. | Ho Chi Minh City |
| He's meeting someone at an old guerilla hangout. | Ho Chi Minh City |
| He's posted a photo of himself on Facebook in a Hindu temple, and that sculpture - I could swear that's Mariamman? | Ho Chi Minh City |
| He's probably at the History Museum, pawing the relics from Angkor Wat. | Ho Chi Minh City |
| I asked him who's buried in Marshal Le Van Duyet's tomb. It's a trick question, of course. The answer is Le Van Duyet, and his wife. | Ho Chi Minh City |
| I caught a look at her eticket. She's flying into Tan Son Nhat International, and she chose pho bo as her in-flight meal. | Ho Chi Minh City |
| I heard he went by the People's Committee Building to see if he could pick up a copy of "People." | Ho Chi Minh City |
| I heard he'll be at the Notre Dame Cathedral - but which one? | Ho Chi Minh City |
| I heard him whisper: "Meet me by the statue of Avalokitesvara. The one where she's on a lotus blossom. No, I don't know what a lotus blossum looks like - ask the monks!" | Ho Chi Minh City |
| I heard your friend there showed up at the Acoustic Bar with an electric guitar. | Ho Chi Minh City |
| I know he was going to take some pirated software to the Quang Trung Software Park. | Ho Chi Minh City |
| I know he's meeting someone, and I heard him say, "Meet me at the temple. Yeah, the one that used to be a joss stick factory." | Ho Chi Minh City |
| I know she's meeting someone, and I heard her say, "Meet me at the temple. Yeah, the one that used to be a joss stick factory." | Ho Chi Minh City |
| I suggested she stay at the Binh Quoi Tourist Village. | Ho Chi Minh City |
| I think she's staying near the Central Mosque in Dong Du. | Ho Chi Minh City |
| I told her to make sure to hit Ben Thanh Market and sample the ca phe chon. No, I didn't tell her how they make it. | Ho Chi Minh City |
| I told her to visit the War Remnants Museum. | Ho Chi Minh City |
| I told him if he gets in a bind, Cha Tam Church has been known as a good place to flee. | Ho Chi Minh City |
| I told him to bring a swimsuit in case he gets a chance to hit Dai The Gioi. | Ho Chi Minh City |
| I told him to make sure to hit Ben Thanh Market and sample the ca phe chon. No, I didn't tell him how they make it. | Ho Chi Minh City |
| I was telling him about the miracle of a statue of the Virgin Mary that shed real tears. He wants to peel onions in the cathedral until she does it again. | Ho Chi Minh City |
| I'd start by looking for him at the Diamond Superbowl. | Ho Chi Minh City |
| If she's still there in mid-March, I told her to swing by the big cyclo race. | Ho Chi Minh City |
| I'm worried he'll lose his dong at the city's Race Track. | Ho Chi Minh City |
| It sounds like she scheduled a shady rendezvous in Binh Tay Market. | Ho Chi Minh City |
| She got off the train at District 3, rode a motorcycle taxi over to District 1, got totally lost, and wound up in District 10. | Ho Chi Minh City |
| She had a copy of Marti Leimbach's book, "The Man From...", "The Man From..." - oh, where was he from? | Ho Chi Minh City |
| She just said she was going to see "the Jade Emperor and his four big diamonds"? | Ho Chi Minh City |
| She might be in Cong Vien Van Hoa Park, brushing up on her thai cuc quyen. | Ho Chi Minh City |
| She said she'd try to stay underground, but she's not as brave as MacGregor. | Ho Chi Minh City |
| She told me she had the perfect place to stay, but she was a little scared of the "black echo." | Ho Chi Minh City |
| She told me she'd be hiding in tunnels under the city? | Ho Chi Minh City |
| She was giddy to go to the Suoi Tien Cultural Theme Park and feed the crocodiles. | Ho Chi Minh City |
| She's meeting someone at an old guerilla hangout. | Ho Chi Minh City |
| She's posted a photo of herself on Facebook in a Hindu temple, and that sculpture - I could swear that's Mariamman? | Ho Chi Minh City |
| She's probably lurking by the Temple of King Hung Vuong. | Ho Chi Minh City |
| She's staying in a hotel in Cholon. | Ho Chi Minh City |
| think she's staying near the Central Mosque in Dong Du. | Ho Chi Minh City |
| You could find him pretending to be a connoisseur at Lac Hong Art Gallery. | Ho Chi Minh City |
| You'll find her on the back of a cyclo racing down Nguyen Sieu. | Ho Chi Minh City |
| Your perp said something about going to what was once the most important commercial seaport of the Khmers. | Ho Chi Minh City |
| A friend of a nephew of a neighbor of mine spotted her at the Pao Galleries, asking the staff for a pricing guide. | Hong Kong |
| Are you a cricket fan? The city where she's going has a great team. They really bounced back from the disaster with the SS Bokhara. | Hong Kong |
| Before he left, he asked me if I had any tips for moving a sculpture, it shows somebody sitting down, and oh yeah, it weighs over 250 tons. I told him I'd have to get back to him. | Hong Kong |
| Before he left, he spent a week brushing up on his Mandarin - because he didn't know that most folks speak Cantonese. I told him if he sticks to English he won't embarrass himself. | Hong Kong |
| Before she left, she spent a week brushing up on her Mandarin - because she didn't know that most folks speak Cantonese. I told her if she sticks to English she won't embarrass himself. | Hong Kong |
| He has to get up a mountain, but he has a weird fear of funicular railways. I told him hey, it still beats walking. | Hong Kong |
| He mentioned he had a place to stay in Kat Hing Wai? | Hong Kong |
| He mentioned he was going to sneak up through Kowloon into the New Territories and lay low. | Hong Kong |
| He mentioned his boss's birthday was coming up and he was going to shop for rare tarantulas at the Goldfish Market. As he put it to me, "What do you get for the woman who's stolen everything?" | Hong Kong |
| He said something about a safehouse in Kennedy Town? | Hong Kong |
| He told me he had a place to stay, but it was a bit of a climb. He asked me if I thought he could still get a sedan chair to take him there. | Hong Kong |
| He wanted to go look at the Tsim Sha Tsui Clock Tower. | Hong Kong |
| Here, he texted me - he just got Michelle Yeoh's autograph! | Hong Kong |
| Here, she texted me - she just got Michelle Yeoh's autograph! | Hong Kong |
| He's almost broke, so odds are he's staying somewhere in Chungking Mansions. | Hong Kong |
| I heard he finally got up the mountain. Turns out he's holed up at the Governor's old lodge. | Hong Kong |
| I heard he just plunged twenty stories down the Abyss Turbo Drop. | Hong Kong |
| I just saw the corner of her airplane ticket, and it was definitely taking her to Chek Lap Kok Airport. | Hong Kong |
| I know he was planning to catch a movie at the Stanley Ho Space Theatre. | Hong Kong |
| I know she was planning to catch a movie at the Stanley Ho Space Theatre. | Hong Kong |
| I know where she went. Used to be that the only movies I watched came from this city, but the industry has been in a slump for years. | Hong Kong |
| I saw her carrying a copy of James Clavell's "Tai Pan" for the flight. I don't think that'll help her find her way around. | Hong Kong |
| I told her it's a little touristy, but the best way to see the skyline is to catch A Symphony of Lights from Golden Bauhinia Square. | Hong Kong |
| I told her that Repulse Bay is a must-see, but she didn't sound too excited. | Hong Kong |
| I understand he was going somewhere near the Temple of 10,000 Buddhas. You know what they say about that place: they throw in the extra 2,000 Buddhas for free! | Hong Kong |
| I understand she was going to hit the Police Museum, to see if they had any mementos from Jackie Chan's time with the force. | Hong Kong |
| I would look for him trying to find a bargain on the Golden Mile on Nathan Road. | Hong Kong |
| If he skips out of town before you get there, you might find him in a casino in Macau. | Hong Kong |
| I'll bet you'll find her enjoying the bar scene in Lan Kwai Fong. And yes, now that you mention it, her guard will be down! | Hong Kong |
| Look at his Facebook update: He stowed away in a shipping container, he can't get out, and he has no idea where he is! But he says he heard a bell ring 108 times today? | Hong Kong |
| Look for her at the Bandit's Post, on Stanley. | Hong Kong |
| Odds are he's standing in the crowd in Li Yuen St. East, trying to unload some knock-off handbags. | Hong Kong |
| Odds are she's standing in the crowd in Li Yuen St. East, trying to unload some knock-off handbags. | Hong Kong |
| Rumor has it she got in trouble for pouring herself some tea with the cups at the Flagstaff House Museum. | Hong Kong |
| She asked me if I knew where to find the Chief Executive of the city. I told her to check Government House, of course. | Hong Kong |
| She didn't say where she was going, but she told me if the heat got too … hot, she'd hide out on top of Big Misty Mountain. | Hong Kong |
| She mentioned her boss's birthday was coming up and she was going to shop for rare tarantulas at the Goldfish Market. As she put it to me, "What do you get for the woman who's stolen everything?" | Hong Kong |
| She mentioned she had a place to stay in Kat Hing Wai? | Hong Kong |
| She mentioned she was going to prowl the record stores for the latest Canto-pop. | Hong Kong |
| She mentioned she'd be looking for endangered species at the Kadoorie Farm and Botanic Garden. | Hong Kong |
| She said she was going to fly into the city and then sneak away by sanpan from Aberdeen Promenade. I guess her "sneaking away" plan doesn't preclude telling everyone where she's doing. | Hong Kong |
| She said she was looking for something that used to belong to a man named Cheng Po? | Hong Kong |
| She told me she was going to grab her survival supplies from a cache in Aberdeen. I asked if she'd tried hitting a drug store? | Hong Kong |
| She told me she was thinking of swimming into the city via the Pearl River Delta, but I didn't recommend it. Some things just don't shower off. | Hong Kong |
| She was having trouble with her laptop, but she mentioned she could get a new one at the "deep water pier"? | Hong Kong |
| She was looking for the treasure of a vicious, somewhat Oedipal pirate. | Hong Kong |
| She's almost broke, so odds are she's staying somewhere in Chungking Mansions. | Hong Kong |
| She's been fascinated by the history of this city ever since he saw Leung Kwok Ng in his most regal role. | Hong Kong |
| Sure - she went to one of my favorite cities. I really thought the place would change when the British handed it over in 1997, but it's still a great place to make a fortune. | Hong Kong |
| Sure, I know where he went. I told him to grab me a CD by the Four Heavenly Kings while he's over there. | Hong Kong |
| Sure, I know where she went. She's hiding in the city that the British took in the Treaty of Nanjing. | Hong Kong |
| We were just arguing over our favorite John Woo flicks. He likes "The Killer," but "Hard Boiled" will always be my favorite. | Hong Kong |
| You might find her by Causeway Bay in Victoria Park, trying to learn tai chi from the locals. You should get there before she hurts herself. | Hong Kong |
| You might find her hiking up Mount Austin. | Hong Kong |
| You might find him taking the MTR down Johnston Road to Causeway. | Hong Kong |
| You'll probably find him waiting to get into a nightclub in Wanchai. I'm sure he's still waiting. | Hong Kong |
| Your friend went to my favorite Special Administrative Region in all of China. | Hong Kong |
| Did you know he once wanted to be a carpenter? He told me he'd love to see the koa-wood in the Royal Mausoleum. | Honolulu |
| For some reason he reminded me of Rumpelstiltskin. Now why was that? Oh right, his hair was the color of straw. And he asked about my first-born. | Honolulu |
| He always wanted to argue in front of the Supreme Court at Ali'iloani Hale. So you'll probably find him out front picking fights with lawyers. | Honolulu |
| He could be at the USS Bowfin Submarine Museum, trying to sneak out with a submarine. | Honolulu |
| He said he always wanted to compete in the original Ironman Triathlon. | Honolulu |
| He said he's headed to the queen's old home at Washington Place. | Honolulu |
| He said he's staying in FDR's "Western White House" while he supplements his Social Security. | Honolulu |
| He told me he has a lead on the bones of Kamehameha I. | Honolulu |
| He told me he'd be "down by the harbor, diving for pearls"? | Honolulu |
| He's hiding in a pili grass-thatched house. Please catch him before he breaks out his hot plate. | Honolulu |
| He's holding court in the "Pink Palace of the Pacific"? | Honolulu |
| He's lurking around the dwelling of the "royal hawk"? | Honolulu |
| He's probably eating a lean meal in the Wo Fat building. | Honolulu |
| I heard he went to the four Wizard Stones, looking for a miracle cure for a runny nose. | Honolulu |
| I know he's going to a maritime museum to get ideas for his next surfboard. | Honolulu |
| I know she submitted her short films to the HIFF, and she wanted to have an up-close and personal conversation with the judges about why they all got rejected. | Honolulu |
| I know there's a fantastic collection of Islamic art that she wants to get her hands on. | Honolulu |
| I made her promise to bring me back a yellow hibiscus. I think that's the state flower. | Honolulu |
| I only know that she's hiding in a museum. Which one? What, am I doing your job for you? | Honolulu |
| I told her to take time to pay her respects at Punchbowl Crater. | Honolulu |
| I told her to wear native dress if she wants to blend in. Next time I saw her she was weighed down by lei and clad in a mu'umu'u. | Honolulu |
| I'd see if she's at a game at the Les Murakami Stadium. | Honolulu |
| If he has time, he's sure to visit the grave of the so-called father of baseball, A. J. Cartwright. | Honolulu |
| If she gets in a bind, she told me she'd take her "Celestial Navigation for Dummies" book and flee on the Hokule'a. | Honolulu |
| If she's laying low she might try to fly into Kalaeloa Airport. | Honolulu |
| I'll bet she's at the Aloha Tower, but I don't know if she's coming or going. | Honolulu |
| It's always been her dream to surf Kuhio Beach. But first she has to invent a surfboard that never flips over. | Honolulu |
| Look for her by the Eternal Flame on Beretania Street. | Honolulu |
| Look for her trying to haggle at the Maunakea Market Place. | Honolulu |
| No doubt she'll take a break to pick up a floral print shirt at Ala Moana. | Honolulu |
| She made a New Year's resolution to see Jack Lord's office and if possible, turn herself over to him. | Honolulu |
| She mentioned something about "seeing Shangri La"? | Honolulu |
| She might be hiding in the pews of the church that Queen Emma built. | Honolulu |
| She said she's staying in FDR's "Western White House" while she supplements her Social Security. | Honolulu |
| She swore she'd compete in the Great Aloha Run this year, but I don't consider pineapple chili dogs part of a healthy regimen. | Honolulu |
| She told me she has a lead on the bones of Kamehameha I. | Honolulu |
| She was plotting a rendezvous on the deck of the Falls of Clyde. | Honolulu |
| She whispered something about a rendezvous by the statue of the "Father of Surfing." | Honolulu |
| She's hiding in a costume of shredded fiber. Just stand nearby and listen for the rustling. | Honolulu |
| She's hiding in a pili grass-thatched house. Please catch her before she breaks out her hot plate. | Honolulu |
| She's lurking around the dwelling of the "royal hawk"? | Honolulu |
| She's meeting someone by the statue of Queen Lili'uokalani. | Honolulu |
| She's probably at Diamond Head Theatre, pitching her stage version of "Blue Hawaii." | Honolulu |
| She's probably blending in with the buskers at Aloha Tower Marketplace - at last she can put all those ukelele lessons to use! | Honolulu |
| She's probably getting a lean meal in the Wo Fat building. | Honolulu |
| She's probably practicing her hula at King's Village. | Honolulu |
| That tough gal? I think she's holed up in a volcanic tuff cone. | Honolulu |
| We were reminscing about that old Bob Eubanks game show, the one where he sent people into the "Money Volcano"? In fact, I think she went to see if there was any money left there. | Honolulu |
| You might catch her at the Bishop Musuem, starting a tickle fight in the Kahili Room. | Honolulu |
| You might catch her taking a snooze at the Foster Botanical Gardens. | Honolulu |
| You might catch him at a concert at the Waikiki Shell. | Honolulu |
| You might catch him trying to blend in with the figures in Hockney's "L'Enfant de les Sortilèges." | Honolulu |
| You might find her crashing a choir rehearsal at the Kawaiaha'o Church. | Honolulu |
| You'll find her lurking around the only royal residence in the United States. | Honolulu |
| You'll find him in the capital of the 50th state in the USA. He would have gone to the 49th, but he'd already jammed his surfboard into the overhead luggage bin, so it seemed a shame to change plans. | Honolulu |
| You'll find him making faces at a large wooden statue of Ku, the War God. | Honolulu |
| "Start at the Milion, and walk two thousand paces due west." | Istanbul |
| Before he left I asked him: why'd Constantinople get the works? He said that's nobody's business but the Turks. | Istanbul |
| He mentioned he was swinging by the capital of the Byzantine Empire. Or did he say the capital of the Ottoman Empire? | Istanbul |
| He might be staying in the old Pera neighborhood. | Istanbul |
| He told me his greataunt had an old savings account in Bankalar Caddesi that he was going to check up on. | Istanbul |
| He was feeling a little down, so I told him to check out the Blue Mosque. | Istanbul |
| He was going to try to blend in and act like a Byzantine. I'm sure you'll spot him in a heartbeat. | Istanbul |
| He'd heard of a palace where all the clocks are stopped at five past nine, so he wanted to go and wind them all. | Istanbul |
| He'd heard of a palace where all the clocks are stopped at five past nine, so he wanted to go and wind them all. | Istanbul |
| I believe she's flying to the City of the World's Desire. | Istanbul |
| I gave her one tip before she left: don't take swimming lessons from Sultan Ibrahim I. | Istanbul |
| I hear your suspect was going to sail across the Black Sea and then take a left on the Bosphorus to get to the city. | Istanbul |
| I heard her begging her travel agent for a direct flight to Atatürk International. | Istanbul |
| I heard her giving directions to someone: "Start at the Milion, and walk two thousand paces due west." | Istanbul |
| I heard her plan a rendezvous at the Serpentine Column. | Istanbul |
| I heard she made a wish at the Weeping Column. | Istanbul |
| I heard she's holed up in an Ottoman castle? | Istanbul |
| I know she was going to visit the Hippodrome. She told me she wanted to catch a chariot race. | Istanbul |
| I suggested he stop by the Great Palace Mosaics Museum, but he told me he was looking for something a little more pocket-sized. | Istanbul |
| I suggested she make time to see the Obelisk of Thutmose III, but she declined. She said they've been treading water since the first sequel. | Istanbul |
| I suggested she stop by the Great Palace Mosaics Museum, but she told me she was looking for something a little more pocket-sized. | Istanbul |
| I told her ever since that incident with the sultan's daughter, tourists have been asked not to bring any asps. If you have one, leave it ashore. | Istanbul |
| I told him ever since that incident with the sultan's daughter, tourists have been asked not to bring any asps. If you have one, leave it ashore. | Istanbul |
| I told him while he's in town, he shouldn't miss the Baths of Lady Hürrem. But he said he was too bashful. | Istanbul |
| I was just telling him how to find the best kokoreç in the Balik Pazari. | Istanbul |
| If he gets homesick, he might hole up in the American Library & Cultural Center, off the Meşrutiyet Caddesi. | Istanbul |
| If he's coming from Europe, look for him at Sirkeci Gari. | Istanbul |
| If she's coming from Europe, look for her at Sirkeci Gari. | Istanbul |
| I'll tell you where to find her: head into the Egyptian Bazaar, and hang a left onto Mat Maker's Street. | Istanbul |
| I'll tell you where to find him: head into the Egyptian Bazaar, and hang a left onto Mat Maker's Street. | Istanbul |
| I'm sure she'll catch a Belediye game while she's in town. | Istanbul |
| Instead of sending her to all the same old mosques in town, I told her to try the new one. | Istanbul |
| It used to be when you heard the Mehteran coming into town, you'd run the other way. But I told him he'd grow to love their sound. | Istanbul |
| Odds are he'll sail in through the Golden Horn. | Istanbul |
| Odds are you'll find her lurking around the Harem. | Istanbul |
| She dropped this photo. I don't know where this is, but it reminds me of an old Peter Ustinov movie. | Istanbul |
| She left me a voice mail at around three o'clock her time, and you can just hear a military band starting to play. Dig that kettledrum! | Istanbul |
| She might be staying in the old Pera neighborhood. | Istanbul |
| She needed directions to the university, so I told her to look for the old headquarters of the Ottoman War Ministry. | Istanbul |
| She said she couldn't decide which continent to try next, so she picked a city that straddles Asia and Europe. | Istanbul |
| She said she might ride into the city from Paris on the Orient Express. Oh, I hope there isn't a murder! | Istanbul |
| She said she was headed somewhere "grand" and "bizarre," or at least that's what I heard. | Istanbul |
| She said she was looking for a dashing new fez, so I told her to stroll down Fesçiler and see what caught her eye. | Istanbul |
| She told me her greataunt had an old savings account in Bankalar Caddesi that she was going to check up on. | Istanbul |
| She told me she always got lost on the Black Sea, so I sent her to Minyatür’s Nautical Instruments. | Istanbul |
| She wanted to see if the palace was really like Mozart made it sound. | Istanbul |
| She wanted to stay somewhere historic, so I helped her get a room at the Pera Palace Hotel. | Istanbul |
| She was going to rummage through an exhibit of a great Ottoman general. | Istanbul |
| She was last seen by the Aqueduct of Valens, looking for a drinking fountain. | Istanbul |
| When he told me where he was going, I asked him to pick up a few spices for me. | Istanbul |
| When she told me where she was going, I asked her to pick up a few spices for me. | Istanbul |
| You might find her in the Tiled Kiosk, playing a game of "don't step on the cracks." | Istanbul |
| You might find her looking at kilims at the Vakiflar Carpet Museum. Make sure you wipe your feet before you enter. | Istanbul |
| You might find him having a kebab in Gülhane Park. | Istanbul |
| You might find him having lunch in the Flower Passage. | Istanbul |
| You might find him looking at kilims at the Vakiflar Carpet Museum. Make sure you wipe your feet before you enter. | Istanbul |
| You might find him lying on the floor in the Aya Sofya, marvelling at the dome. | Istanbul |
| You might find him riding the Tünel. The trip's so short that he'll probably do it two or three times before he thinks to disembark. | Istanbul |
| You might spot him keeping a lookout from a tower in the river. Which river? I forgot to ask. | Istanbul |
| You'll find her by the Sublime Porte, waiting for an audience. | Istanbul |
| You're looking for the city that was the capital of Turkey, until Ankara took the top spot. | Istanbul |
| He just walked by here with an Arabic phrasebook, and I could swear he was practicing a Hejazi dialect. | Jeddah |
| He mentioned something about a "barracks" that was built in 1525. | Jeddah |
| He said something about going to see the only Gordon Bunshaft building in Asia. | Jeddah |
| He said there was a tomb he wanted to check out, but first he'd have to drill through the concrete that's blocking it. | Jeddah |
| He told me he was going to "pay his respects to Eve." | Jeddah |
| He was asking me where he could find silver-plated wedding slippers? Luckily I knew just the museum. | Jeddah |
| He was meeting someone just outside the city at Ob'hur Creek. I wonder if they're going fishing? | Jeddah |
| He was spotted swimming south across the Sharm of Salman. | Jeddah |
| Here, look at this highly detailed topographical map. The city you want sits smack dab between the Red Sea and the Sarawat Mountains. | Jeddah |
| Here's all I overheard: "Hang a left by the Joan Miró." | Jeddah |
| He's going to the headquarters of a major bank. That's all I can tell you. | Jeddah |
| He's in the King's old palace - although now I believe it's an archeology museum. Go see what you can dig up! | Jeddah |
| I have it from a reliable source that he's staying near Naseef House in Al-Balad. I know because he spent an hour on the phone taking down directions. | Jeddah |
| I have it from a reliable source that she's staying near Naseef House in Al-Balad. I know because she spent an hour on the phone taking down directions. | Jeddah |
| I heard he's holed up in an Ottoman castle? | Jeddah |
| I just heard a snippet of his phone call: "If you pass at least 312 meters overhead, you won't get wet." | Jeddah |
| I just heard her say, "Meet me by the Giant Bicycle." | Jeddah |
| I just heard him say, "Meet me by the Giant Bicycle." | Jeddah |
| I know he had to pay some overdue fees at the King Fahad Public Library. | Jeddah |
| I know she had to pay some overdue fees at the King Fahad Public Library. | Jeddah |
| I noticed she had a copy of "Okaz" tucked under her arm, opened to the sports page. | Jeddah |
| I overheard her giving directions to someone. She said something about driving past the Henry Moore sculpture? | Jeddah |
| I overheard him giving directions to someone. He said something about driving past the Henry Moore sculpture? | Jeddah |
| I suggested she go shopping on Prince Mohammed bin Abdulaziz St., but she told me that paying for things ain't her bag. | Jeddah |
| I understand she was going to get some boating advice at the headquarters of the Islamic Shipowners Association. | Jeddah |
| If I spied right, her e-ticket says she's headed to King Abdulaziz International Airport. | Jeddah |
| I'll bet he's at Ibn Sina National College for Medical Studies, posing as a cadaver. I guess his other disguises took too much effort. | Jeddah |
| just walked by here with an Arabic phrasebook, and I could swear she was practicing a Hejazi dialect | Jeddah |
| Last time I saw him, he was on the eve of flying to the Grandmother City. | Jeddah |
| Look for her digging around in the Regional Museum of Archaeology and Ethnography, in the old palace. | Jeddah |
| Look for her strolling along the Corniche by the Red Sea. | Jeddah |
| Look for him hanging out on campus at King Abdul Al-Aziz University. | Jeddah |
| Look for him in the Cidde Redif Kislasi. | Jeddah |
| Look for him in the elevator at IDB Tower, practicing his elevator pitch. | Jeddah |
| Odds are she's picking parrot fish at the market in Al-Balad. | Jeddah |
| She might be on a dig in Wadi Boweb. | Jeddah |
| She might try to blend in with pilgrims making the Hajj. | Jeddah |
| She said something about visiting a superpowered water fountain? I know she brought her swimsuit. | Jeddah |
| She said there was a tomb she wanted to check out, but first she'd have to drill through the concrete that's blocking it. | Jeddah |
| She told me she was going to "pay her respects to Eve." | Jeddah |
| She told me she was going to the doorstep of Mecca. | Jeddah |
| She was going to make a wish at King Fahd's Fountain. It's fairly upscale, so instead of a coin, she's planning to toss in a gold bar. | Jeddah |
| She was going to sneak into the Al-Nawras Movenpick resort, posing as a towel girl. | Jeddah |
| She was last seen scurrying north through the Gate of Al-Sharaf. | Jeddah |
| She went to the largest city of Mekkah Province in Saudi Arabia. | Jeddah |
| She's in a city in Western Saudi Arabia, right on the Red Sea. | Jeddah |
| She's in the city that's called "the Bride of the Red Sea." | Jeddah |
| She's probably under the tents at Hajj Terminal. | Jeddah |
| Sure, I know where she went. Uthman Ibn Affan really put this port on the map. | Jeddah |
| The city she's in was a big deal back when it was part of the Hejaz province. | Jeddah |
| This city you want has a fascinating and bloody history. Muhammad Ali conquered it back in 1813. No, not the boxer. | Jeddah |
| When he told me where he was going, I gave him a free ticket to the Serenata children's choir. | Jeddah |
| You might find him digging around a dig site in Wadi Briman. | Jeddah |
| You'll find her coming in from the port through the Gate of Al-Magharibah. | Jeddah |
| You'll find him posing as a senior vice-president of a multinational concern, up on King Abdullah Street. | Jeddah |
| You'll probably find him eating Kabsa at a hangout near the Prince Sultan Aviation Academy. | Jeddah |
| A friend of a cousin of a nephew of mine spotted her lurking around the Bernberg Fashion Museum. | Johannesburg |
| A friend of a cousin of a nephew of mine spotted him lurking around the Bernberg Fashion Museum. | Johannesburg |
| ast I heard she was at the University of Witwatersrand, trying to steal a pile of blank diplomas. | Johannesburg |
| Carmen sent him to check out Sol Kerzner's resort, but he refused. Steven Van Zandt song's really stuck with him. | Johannesburg |
| Did you know that South Africa has three capital cities? And the place your suspect went isn't one of them. | Johannesburg |
| Did you know your suspect's a big cricket fan? You might catch her at a Highveld Lions game at the Wanderers Stadium. | Johannesburg |
| He could be taking a break at the botanical garden in Emmarentia. Maybe you can pounce during his post-snack nap? | Johannesburg |
| He went to Hillbrow to catch a show at the Windybrow, but in the end, he decided he was too low-brow. | Johannesburg |
| He's planning to drive out of the city on the N1 to Potgietersrus. Maybe you can catch him before he learns to pronounce it? | Johannesburg |
| He's probably hiding out with his contacts in Triomf - although I remember that neighborhood back when it was Sophiatown. | Johannesburg |
| I believe they were scheduling a henchmeeting at the Heia Safari Ranch. | Johannesburg |
| I bet her $10 she wouldn't go over Hartebeespoort Dam in a barrel. And if I know one thing about this henchwoman, it's that she never backs out of a bet. | Johannesburg |
| I can point you the right way. And while you're there, be sure to say hello to Mrs Ples and Little Foot. | Johannesburg |
| I hear the city started booming when they found gold in Langlaagte, in 1886. Your friend went there to see if they have any left. | Johannesburg |
| I heard he got his hand slapped for asking about the "off-menu" items at the African Herbalist's Shop. | Johannesburg |
| I heard he's going to flee the city by bus. I would check the terminal at Gandhi Square. | Johannesburg |
| I heard him say something about going to watch the Lions scrum on the field. But I'm not sure he meant the animal. | Johannesburg |
| I heard she was spotted paying her respects at Nelson Mandela Square. | Johannesburg |
| I know he's in Gauteng, and he probably went to the Rhino and Lion Park. He loves playing with the baby lions. | Johannesburg |
| I know where he is. I bet him $10 he couldn't beat a cheetah in a fair race at De Wildt. | Johannesburg |
| I know where she is. I bet her $10 she couldn't beat a cheetah in a fair race at De Wildt. | Johannesburg |
| I know where she went - I was the one who suggesed it! I was just in this city for the 2010 FIFA World Cup final. | Johannesburg |
| I know who you're chasing. I told him to go to the Maropeng Visitor Centre, check out the evolutionary timeline, and figure out where he stopped. | Johannesburg |
| I noticed she was carrying a plane ticket for a flight to OR Tambo International Airport. | Johannesburg |
| I overheard him say that if the fuzz got close, he would skip town and hide in a nature reserve near Heidelberg. | Johannesburg |
| I overheard your suspect say something about Jozi, and then Jo'burg. Also eGoli. I think they're all names for the same city. | Johannesburg |
| I think he was shopping at the Oriental Plaza along Jeppe Street. | Johannesburg |
| I think she was shopping at the Oriental Plaza along Jeppe Street. | Johannesburg |
| I told her to send me a postcard from Museum Africa. Somehow I doubt I'll ever see one. | Johannesburg |
| I would check the top of Hillbrow or Sentech Towers. He may be planting some kind of device to hijack the broadcast signals. | Johannesburg |
| I would look for her hiking her way out across the Magaliesberg Range. Look for the girl who keeps asking everyone to carry her. | Johannesburg |
| I would look for your perp on the Victorian merry-go-round at Gold Reef City. | Johannesburg |
| I'd check the football stadiums - he's a big fan of the Kaizer Chiefs. | Johannesburg |
| I'd look for her at Gold Reef City, practicing her gumboot dancing. | Johannesburg |
| If I know him, he's probably rummaging through the markets for old Stompie Manana records. | Johannesburg |
| I'm not sure where your friend went, but he did say something about the "shaft of terror"? | Johannesburg |
| Last I heard she was at the University of Witwatersrand, trying to steal a pile of blank diplomas. | Johannesburg |
| Let's take a look at your map. Well, of those two cities in South Africa, she went to the more northern one. Look for the burg that Johannes founded. | Johannesburg |
| Look for her at the Ubunye Theatre at Emperors Palace. Did you know she was a drama major in school? I guess that didn't work out so well for her. | Johannesburg |
| Look for your perp in the largest city in South Africa. | Johannesburg |
| Oh, this guy - he was shouting at his phone the other day. Kept yelling about "some old fossil" and "who cares anyway" and "why can't I go to the amusement park." | Johannesburg |
| On his way past here, he dropped a ticket for the Metrorail Gauteng commuter rail. Maybe that's a clue? | Johannesburg |
| She said she's going swimming by a Gold Reef. | Johannesburg |
| She texted me from deep within the Kromdraai Conservancy, saying she was totally lost. Want to help her find the way out? | Johannesburg |
| Sure, I know where he went. I told him to pick me up some kwaito CDs while he was there, so make sure he's done that before you arrest him, okay? | Johannesburg |
| The city where your friend went has seen rapid growth the past few decades. Just in 2002, it absorbed the South-Western Townships. | Johannesburg |
| The city where your suspect went has such a rich, complex history - and I worry that all it's known for now is the vuvuzela. | Johannesburg |
| The city you're headed to is home to the largest skyscraper in Africa, the Carlton Centre. You're sure to spot him from up there. | Johannesburg |
| The likeliest place to find him is at the South African Breweries World of Beer. Buy him a round before you arrest him - it's only polite. | Johannesburg |
| The woman you're looking for is in the South African city that hosted the 2010 World Cup. Check out my "J-burg" album from my trip on Facebook! | Johannesburg |
| There are so many ways to drive out of the city - she could take the N1, N3, N12, N14, N17, R21, R24, or the R59. Me, I would just fly. | Johannesburg |
| Well, I know that she always finds time to stop by the Santarama Miniland and stomp around playing "giant." | Johannesburg |
| When you arrive at your suspect's destination, you have to swing by Maropeng. Their motto is "Welcome Home." Get it? | Johannesburg |
| Where did she go … I remember thinking that Miriam Makeba was born there. | Johannesburg |
| Yes, I overheard this fellow say something about "the cradle" while he was walking by. I asked him, "What cradle?" and he said, "Our cradle. All of ours. THE cradle." It was not a little creepy! | Johannesburg |
| You know, although it's a landlocked city, it sits on the source of two major rivers, the Limpopo and the Orange. What? You want to know where your suspect went? I just told you! | Johannesburg |
| Your suspect flew straight to the capital of Gauteng Province. | Johannesburg |
| Your suspect played a few demo tracks for me, and I had to wonder: how would they play in Pretoria? | Johannesburg |
| You're going to what was once a gold boom town. In fact, this is where I penned my near-hit, "She Got the Goldmine, I Got the Shaft 14." | Johannesburg |
| He said something about checking out a "tower of light." | Johannesburg OR Reykjavik |
| Did you know she's an amateur birder? You might find her in the Shivapuri Nagarjun National Park, searching for a Slender-billed Scimitar-babbler. | Kathmandu |
| He got in trouble snapping pics inside the Kasthamandap. | Kathmandu |
| He had a violent allergic reaction to yak milk and checked himself into Bir Hospital. I would give him a day or two to settle down before you see him. | Kathmandu |
| He just caught a red-eye to Tribhuvan International. | Kathmandu |
| He said he had a yen to see the "pur" of "Kanti"? | Kathmandu |
| He said he's off to a city in the Bagmati Zone. | Kathmandu |
| He said his music playlist for the trip had Cat Stevens, Bob Seger, Rush, OK Go, Will Ackerman, and... Godiego, I think. | Kathmandu |
| He said something about "a stone house of arms and ammunition"? | Kathmandu |
| He said something about wanting to ring a bell - but it "wasn't puja yet." | Kathmandu |
| He was on the phone, muttering something about Yen. But it didn't sound like he was talking about money. | Kathmandu |
| He was singing under his breath: "I'll soon be seeing you/And your strange bewilderin' time/Will hold me down." | Kathmandu |
| Here, look at this picture he sent me of a pagoda. I'm no arboreal geneaologist, but it looks like the whole building came from the wood of a single tree. | Kathmandu |
| He's at the KTM. The tri-city. Grab your Dhaki topi and get gone! | Kathmandu |
| He's either at the summit of Shivapuri or the base of Chandragiri. | Kathmandu |
| He's either in the Tribhuvan Museum or the Mahendra Museum - which king do you think he likes better? | Kathmandu |
| He's having some trouble at a temple - the holy monkeys just stole his lunch! | Kathmandu |
| He's headed to that temple, what's it called, the one the King built four hundred-plus years ago. It's been standing all that time - what's the worst he could do to it? | Kathmandu |
| He's headed to that temple, what's it called, the one the King built four hundred-plus years ago. It's been standing all that time - what's the worst he could do to it? | Kathmandu |
| He's in a garden with six pavilions, named after each of the seasons. That's right - they have six seasons there, so pack accordingly. | Kathmandu |
| He's nuts for cricket, and he would never miss a chance to root for the Yengal Sports Club. | Kathmandu |
| He's perusing rare Sanskrit manuscripts at the Kaiser Mahal library. | Kathmandu |
| He's planning a rendezvous at a café. He'll be the one perusing a "Gorkhapatra," which he'll be holding upside-down. | Kathmandu |
| He's planning a rendezvous at Karbir Masan, where he can count on the residents not to eavesdrop. | Kathmandu |
| He's reconoittering by some kind of a wooden covered shelter? | Kathmandu |
| He's staying with some freaky friends on Jochhen Tole. | Kathmandu |
| I heard him woodshedding on his bass fiddle to apply for a spot at Jazzmandu. | Kathmandu |
| I heard she was trying to pose as a professor at Tri Chandra College. They caught her when she tried to add Grand Larceny 101 to the course catalog. | Kathmandu |
| I know he had tickets to a show at the Biswajyoti Cinema Hall. | Kathmandu |
| I know he left a back-up lunch in a safety deposit box at Himalayan Bank. If it's late in the day, try there. | Kathmandu |
| I mentioned something about Rana Bahadur Shah, and he said, "That rings a bell." | Kathmandu |
| I told her she could drive from the city over to India on the Tribhuvan Highway. Of course, she forgot to mention she's terrified of heights. | Kathmandu |
| I understand he's floating down the Bishnumati, armed only with a snorkel. | Kathmandu |
| I warned him not to tell any lies near the statue of Kala Bhairab. In fact, it would be better if he steers clear entirely. | Kathmandu |
| I'd steer clear of your friend. I heard he stole the buffalo from Guru Mapa! | Kathmandu |
| If it's past noon, he's probably dreaming in a garden somewhere. | Kathmandu |
| Last I heard, she was at Hanuman Dhoka, getting a glass of milk. | Kathmandu |
| Look for her flopping in the cheapest hostel she can find in Thamel. | kathmandu |
| Look for her getting the lay of the land from up on Basantapur Tower. | Kathmandu |
| Look for him sipping a chhaang in the lobby of the Hotel Yak & Yeti. | Kathmandu |
| Maybe she's catching a game at Dasarath Rangasala Stadium. | Kathmandu |
| She could be sneaking out of town by the old roadway to Hetauda. | Kathmandu |
| She got in trouble snapping pics inside the Kasthamandap. | Kathmandu |
| She said her music playlist for the trip had Cat Stevens, Bob Seger, Rush, OK Go, Will Ackerman, and... Godiego, I think. | Kathmandu |
| She said she was going to hole up in a teahouse in Asan Tole. | Kathmandu |
| She said something about "a stone house of arms and ammunition"? | Kathmandu |
| She said something about packing a Nepali topi and heading to the capital. | Kathmandu |
| She took a tuk tuk to Pashupatinath temple. | Kathmandu |
| She was looking for a wide selection of Palaces, so I sent her to Durbar Square. | Kathmandu |
| She's having some trouble at a temple - the holy monkeys just stole her lunch! | Kathmandu |
| She's planning a rendezvous at a café. She'll be the one perusing a "Gorkhapatra," which she'll be holding upside-down. | Kathmandu |
| She's planning a rendezvous at a café. She'll be the one perusing a "Gorkhapatra," which she'll be holding upside-down. | Kathmandu |
| Though she loves football, she only follows teams in the Martyr's Memorial League. | Kathmandu |
| You might catch him napping in the library at Tribhuvan University. | Kathmandu |
| You might find her playing dress-up with the royal garments at Hanuman Dhoka Palace. | Kathmandu |
| You might find her whistling outside Kabindrapur Temple. | Kathmandu |
| You'll catch him lurking around the museum built by General Bhimsen Thapa. | Kathmandu |
| You're going to a city that was planned in the shape of a sword. I wonder how they sharpen it? | Kathmandu |
| Even though he's a foreigner, you'll find him in Independence Square on 8/24. | Kiev |
| From what I hear, he's back in the USSR. Oh, he doesn't know how lucky he is! | Kiev |
| He intended to meet his accomplice near a statue of 'the baptizer of Rus.' But which one? | Kiev |
| He planned to encounter a weeping widow at 23 Lyuteranska Street. | Kiev |
| He said he was visiting a building "with cats that bare a strange resemblance to Alyoshin," whoever that is. | Kiev |
| He was simply stung that I wouldn't accompany him on his beekeeping museum heist. I'm not actually allergic to the things, but the thought of harming Petro Prokopovych's legacy does make me break out in hives! | Kiev |
| He wondered aloud, "How often do you think Milla Jovovich actually visits her hometown?" | Kiev |
| Here, she dropped this ticket to the National Philharmonic. I think it's in some Eastern Slavic language. | Kiev |
| He's always been fascinated by the history of the Great Patriotic War. | Kiev |
| He's at a church somewhere admiring Tsaress Elizabeth Petrovna's brickwork. And here I always thought the nobility never had to lift a finger! | Kiev |
| He's hunting for Quagga mussels along the Dnipro. | Kiev |
| He's in a major city along the banks of "the river on the far side." | Kiev |
| He's legally bound to visit the Contracts House. Unless, of course, it has burned down again. | Kiev |
| He's no Anatoly Bannik, but I heard he rooked the locals out of a hryvnia or two. | Kiev |
| He's paying tribute to a vodka-drinking, pistol-wielding Behemoth of a cat! | Kiev |
| He's running through the city with one of Sala's chimeras under his arm! | Kiev |
| I can't remember where he said he was going, but there was a chicken dish named after the city that he was particularly interested in sampling. | Kiev |
| I could swear she said something about going over to a famous author's house for a margarita with the master. | Kiev |
| I couldn't divine anything from what she said, but she was carrying around a blue flag with a picture of the archangel Michael. | Kiev |
| I directed her to a university building decorated in St. Vladimir's honor. | Kiev |
| I overheard him plan a rendezvous under the Mother Motherland, on the side with the shield. | Kiev |
| I remember your friend. He came in here and asked for twenty Ivan Frankos, cash. | Kiev |
| I thought she was staying in the city, but she mentioned she planned to descend the Starokyivska Hora. Sounds like quite a hike! | Kiev |
| I wish I could have gone with him! I've always wanted to see where the Turbin family lived in The White Guard. | Kiev |
| I wish I could have gone with him! I've always wanted to see where the Turbin family lived in The White Guard. | Kiev |
| I'd look for her near the stadium where the legendary Death Match took place. | Kiev |
| I'd start by checking the book markets. She was in here looking for the first book in The Russian Trilogy, but all our copies were checked out. | Kiev |
| If I know your friend, she's at the Pechersk Lavra. Though honestly, I don't really know your friend. Maybe mummified monks aren't her thing? | Kiev |
| If she shares my weakness for pirozhki, you might find her trying to work off those extra kgs at the outdoor gym near the hydropark. | Kiev |
| I'm pretty sure he said he wanted his picture taken with a sculpture on the city's "Montmarte." | Kiev |
| I'm really not sure where she went. Though now that you mention it, I just heard that a ton of crude oil went missing from the headquarters of Naftohaz Ukrainy. | Kiev |
| She could be wandering around Maidan Nezalezhnost, looking for a monument to Berehynia. | Kiev |
| She kept insisting that she wanted to stay on the water, so I booked her a room at the Perlina Dnipra. | Kiev |
| She kept saying she hoped the horse-chestnut trees were in bloom, though I didn't bother to ask her why. Maybe it has some symbolic meaning there? | Kiev |
| She looked nervous when I suggested she pay the Skew Caponier a visit. I had to explain to her that it's just a museum now. | Kiev |
| She mentioned that she's always wanted to pay her respects to Yaroslav the Wise. | Kiev |
| She told me that she was hoping to visit an extremely small museum there. I tried to interest her in some notable galleries, but she was much more concerned with the art being microminiature. | Kiev |
| She was either arriving at KBP or IEV, but now I can't remember which. | Kiev |
| She's always been fascinated by the history of the Great Patriotic War. | Kiev |
| She's hoping to jam with Atmasfera if they're home between tours. She even packed her mandolin. | Kiev |
| She's hunting for Quagga mussels along the Dnipro. | Kiev |
| She's no Anatoly Bannik, but I heard she rooked the locals out of a hryvnia or two. | Kiev |
| She's running through the city with one of Sala's chimeras under her arm! | Kiev |
| She's wandering around somewhere in the capital of a Slavic nation. | Kiev |
| Sounds like your friend has a bit of time on her hands. She's attempting to disprove an old theory that in the summertime you can walk from end to end of the city without ever leaving the shade. | Kiev |
| The city she's going to belongs to Kyi--and, of course, Schek, Khoryv, and Lybid, to a lesser degree. | Kiev |
| The way she was going on and on about Nestor, I'm concerned she's getting all her travel information from the Primary Chronicle! | Kiev |
| When he said he was going to the Golden Gates, I told him to watch out for the fog! He must not have much experience with Bay Area weather, because he looked downright bewildered. | Kiev |
| With you hot on his trail, I wouldn't be surprised if he's taken refuge in the monastery of the caves. | Kiev |
| Word has it your friend challenged Vitali to a boxing match. I think he meant to challenge his brother, but it sounds like a KO either way! | Kiev |
| You may well spot her at Besarabka sneaking caviar and smetana from the local vendors. | Kiev |
| You might find him visiting the castle of a lionhearted king. Though something tells me Richard I never lived there. | Kiev |
| You'll find her just south of the Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant. One hundred kilometers is a little too close for comfort, if you ask me! | Kiev |
| Your friend mentioned she scored prime reservations at Tsarske Selo. She'll be the one ordering chocolate covered pig fat for dessert--though strangely, not the only one. | Kiev |
| “The way he was dressed? He had some sort of Bryan Brown "Gorillas in the Mist" thing going.” | Kigali |
| All I can tell you is that he's at a memorial site, either the Nyanza-Kicukiro or the Rebero. | Kigali |
| Either he's visiting the setting of a Gil Courtemanche novel or enjoying a Sunday at the pool. In fact, he may be doing both! | Kigali |
| Either she's visiting the setting of a Gil Courtemanche novel or enjoying a Sunday at the pool. In fact, she may be doing both! | Kigali |
| From what I hear, she's going to a country that has a thousand hills and a million smiles. I'd look for her in its largest city. | Kigali |
| He asked me for a ticket to Bugesera International Airport, but when I told him it didn't have any flights yet he just walked away. | Kigali |
| He bragged to me that his contact there was an extra in "Shooting Dogs." | Kigali |
| He came in here asking to exchange some money for three "silverbacks." It took me a minute to realize he wanted 15,000 FRw. | Kigali |
| He could be southeast of the city picking up some imigongo pieces--that is, if cow dung is his idea of art! | Kigali |
| He did mention that he wanted to take a class at Jean Damascene Ntawukuriryayo's alma mater. | Kigali |
| He did mention that he wanted to take a class at Jean Damascene Ntawukuriryayo's alma mater. | Kigali |
| He didn't say much about his destination, but everyone who goes there visits the Gisozi Memorial. | Kigali |
| He might be east of the city in the game lodge of the Parc National de l'Akagera. | Kigali |
| He walked through here singing "A karam ata" at the top of his lungs. I know it's a public park, but c'mon man! Have some respect. | Kigali |
| He was hoping to do a collaboration with Meddy and The Ben while he was there, but word has it they're on the lam too! | Kigali |
| He was worried about his Kinyarwanda, but I assured him he'd be able to get by in English or French. | Kigali |
| Here, I found this copy of "Shake Hands with the Devil" in her room after she left. It's not exactly light reading, so it may be a hint. | Kigali |
| Here, I found this copy of "Shake Hands with the Devil" in his room after he left. It's not exactly light reading, so it may be a hint. | Kigali |
| He's at another hotel by now. A hotel in Rwanda, to be more specific. | Kigali |
| He's cruising up Avenue de la Justice on a mototaxi. | Kigali |
| He's in the city where Paul Rusesabagina earned his U.S. Presidential Medal of Freedom. | Kigali |
| He's paying his respects at Dian Fossey's tomb. Of course, then he'll probably try to bag a golden monkey near the volcanoes--he's not exactly a conservationist. | Kigali |
| He's probably lounging by the pool at the Milles Collines with the other expats. | Kigali |
| He's seeking refuge at the site of the massacre perpetrated by "those who work together." | Kigali |
| He's seeking refuge at the site of the massacre perpetrated by "those who work together." | Kigali |
| He's shopping at Caplaki for some Congolese tribal masks. | Kigali |
| I heard he tried to use the pool at the Cercle Sportif, but they wouldn't let him in. | Kigali |
| I pointed him in the direction of Rue Kalisimbi, where he can get a fair price on woven baskets from the artisans cooperative. | Kigali |
| I'd look for her in a landlocked country in Eastern Africa. | Kigali |
| I'd look for him slightly off the beaten path. In fact, he might be trekking gorillas in Volcanoes National Park. | Kigali |
| I'd start by looking for him outside the city. There's a fantastic view from Kajumbura Hill. | Kigali |
| If he didn't take his malaria pills, he may wind up in treatment at KHI. | Kigali |
| If he gets into the community spirit, he might spend his umuganda planting trees in Nyarugenge. All the shops will be closed anyway. | Kigali |
| If he's in the mood for live music, he might be at the Centre D'Echanges Culturels Franco-Rwandais. | Kigali |
| If she didn't take her malaria pills, she may wind up in treatment at KHI. | Kigali |
| If she didn't use the airport, she's probably taking the Onatracom Express from Kampala. | Kigali |
| If she gets into the community spirit, she might spend her umuganda planting trees in Nyarugenge. All the shops will be closed anyway. | Kigali |
| If she's in the mood for live music, she might be at the Centre D'Echanges Culturels Franco-Rwandais. | Kigali |
| If you get too close, she might sneak over the volcanoes into Uganda. | Kigali |
| I'm almost positive he said something about Chinese flamingos. It was very strange. He also said something about their spring rolls, which was even stranger. | Kigali |
| Knowing your friend, he's probably inhaling groundnut stew and ugali at Africa Bite. | Kigali |
| Not to be a buzzkill, but I can really only describe his destination as the site of a devastating genocide. | Kigali |
| Seems like your friend's trying to get lost in a crowd! He says he's heading for the most densely populated city in the most densely populated country in Africa. | Kigali |
| She may not be religious, but I told her she simply has to visit the altar at Ntarama Church. | Kigali |
| She said she was going to stop by Librairie Caritas to pick up a copy of "L'Etranger." We only had it in English. | Kigali |
| She told me she wanted a guide, but when I offered to hire her one she said, "No, I'm looking for 'The Guide,' Muhabura. The one next to 'the little pile of rocks.'" | Kigali |
| She was hoping to do a collaboration with Meddy and The Ben while she was there, but word has it they're on the lam too! | Kigali |
| She was planning to smuggle a growler or two out of the Bralirwa Brewery, but when she sees the free hospital the company houses she may have a change of heart. | Kigali |
| She was worried about her Kinyarwanda, but I assured her she'd be able to get by in English or French. | Kigali |
| She's having her New Cadillac done at Carwash, but not before ordering a drink! | Kigali |
| She's in a capital city populated by Hutus, Tutsis, and Twa. | Kigali |
| She's in the capital city of a republic that shares its borders with Burundi. | Kigali |
| She's paying her respects at Dian Fossey's tomb. Of course, then she'll probably try to bag a golden monkey near the volcanoes--she's not exactly a conservationist. | Kigali |
| She's planning a rendezvous at the Belgian Soldiers' Monument, behind the marker with the most lines. | Kigali |
| She's probably lounging by the pool at the Milles Collines with the other expats. | Kigali |
| She's seeking refuge at the site of the massacre perpetrated by "those who work together." | Kigali |
| She's stopping somewhere in the city at a store that carries dancing pots? | Kigali |
| The city she's visiting is closely related to Kampala and San Bernardino. As cities go, they're essentially kin. | Kigali |
| The Hutus arrived in the area in the 11th century. He's going there right now! | Kigali |
| The way she was dressed? She had some sort of Sigourney Weaver "Gorillas in the Mist" thing going. | Kigali |
| Word has it she's in the Great Lakes region. Of Africa, that is. | Kigali |
| You'll find him sipping Maraba coffee at the Bourbon Café. | Kigali |
| Your friend must have some international clout. I heard she has a personal audience with Paul Kagame. | Kigali |
| Did you know he's a pretty good chef? I sent him to Aritsugu for some top-notch kitchenware. | Kyoto |
| Ever since he started the Asa banana diet, he's been meaning to visit the Iwatayama monkey park. | Kyoto |
| He did drop a ticket for a performance at the Ensemble Hall Murata, in the city's new concert hall. | Kyoto |
| He mentioned he might swing by Gion. | Kyoto |
| He mentioned he was going down a narrow street for flower viewing? | Kyoto |
| He mentioned he was headed to the old capital of Japan, and then maybe he'd check out the new one. In fact, he made a crack about "comparison shopping for Imperial Palaces." | Kyoto |
| He mentioned he'd be heading to Nishikikoji street market for some fresh pickled vegetables. To each his own, eh? | Kyoto |
| He said he's visiting a massive castle - giant walls, a double moat, the whole bit. | Kyoto |
| He told me he was going to sneak into town through a giant underground pipe wearing a red cap and shirt, white gloves, and blue overalls. I wonder where he's headed? | Kyoto |
| He told me he wasn't sure he'd made the right choices in his life, but as they say where he's going, he's already jumped from the terrace of Kiyomizu Temple. | Kyoto |
| He told me he's loved video games ever since the holiday season of 1985. | Kyoto |
| He was excited to hit the Zen rock garden at Ryoanji, but I had to beg him not to bring his own rake. | Kyoto |
| He was planning a rendezvous on the subway, but sadly, he took the Karasuma line while his friend was on the Tozai. | Kyoto |
| He went to a city that's also gone by the names Miyako and Saikyo | Kyoto |
| He's got a friend who's on a rigorous seven-year training regimen. I asked what would happen if his friend missed his goal, and, well - let's just say he'd better not. | Kyoto |
| He's not the type to gather moss, but he told me he might try to sneak some out of the Saiho-ji Moss Garden. | Kyoto |
| I begged him to turn away from a life of crime - and I suggested that the Fushimi Inari-taisha Shrine might be just the place to do it. | Kyoto |
| I hear the Shingon sect throws a pretty good flea market. You might find him there. | Kyoto |
| I heard from her just yesterday. She was going to a pavilion that was supposed to be silver, but when she got there, it was just wooden building. | Kyoto |
| I heard him request a limo for Kansai International airport. When he heard the price, he asked if they could just leave him a bike and a street map. | Kyoto |
| I know he really wanted to sneak into the Shishin-den and get a photo of himself sitting on the throne. | Kyoto |
| I know she really wanted to sneak into the Shishin-den and get a photo of herself sitting on the throne. | Kyoto |
| I know where she went. I was in town when the local football club won the Emperor's Cup in 2002. Oh did the sake flow that night! | Kyoto |
| I suggested if he's eating out to try kaiseki, but he said Tenka Ippin was more in his price range. | Kyoto |
| I suggested she might want to check out the Mound of Ears, but she wouldn't hear of it. | Kyoto |
| I told her she could take a relaxing shortcut down the bamboo trail to Tenryu-ji | Kyoto |
| I told her she could take a relaxing shortcut down the bamboo trail to Tenryu-ji. | Kyoto |
| I told him he could take a relaxing shortcut down the bamboo trail to Tenryu-ji. | Kyoto |
| I warned her that if she's going in the summer she should look both ways in the street or risk getting crushed by a ten ton parade float. | Kyoto |
| I was giving him tips on where to find the best art. He really wanted to see the calligraphy of Shingai Tanaka. | Kyoto |
| If he's in town, he'll probably stop for eats at the Higashimuki arcade. I know he's partial to sushi wrapped in persimmon leaves. | Kyoto |
| If she gets tired of the hustle and bustle, she might sneak out of the city and hole up in Ohara. | Kyoto |
| I'm pretty sure he's hiding out in a major city in the Yamashiro Basin. | Kyoto |
| Odds are he's handpicking seaweed down Nishiki-Koji Dori. | Kyoto |
| Odds are you'll catch her at a Purple Sanga game. | Kyoto |
| She mentioned going to a shrine that was built for the 1,100th anniversary of the city. | Kyoto |
| She mentioned she was going down a narrow street for flower viewing? | Kyoto |
| She mentioned she was going to a temple with the tallest pagoda in Japan. | Kyoto |
| She mentioned she was going to audition for the part of a samurai at the city's Studio Park. | Kyoto |
| She mentioned she was going to see the replica of the Spring Palace at the Costume Museum. | Kyoto |
| She mentioned something about casing a museum that's in an old branch of the Bank of Japan. | Kyoto |
| She mentioned something about hiding out in Kawai's giant kiln. | Kyoto |
| She mentioned that the last time she was in this city, a monk would run by her hotel every single morning. | Kyoto |
| She said something about checking out relics of the Momoyama period. I asked her if she was a fan of the Kan? school of artists, and she said she was fan of just about anything if it was pricey enough. | Kyoto |
| She told me she was going to wait in a castle for a little moustachioed man a red cap and shirt, white gloves, and blue overalls. I wonder where she's headed? | Kyoto |
| She told me she's loved video games ever since the holiday season of 1985. | Kyoto |
| She told me this city's biggest festival was started to ward off a plague. So far as I know, it's worked for over a millenium. | Kyoto |
| She was very interested to hear that she'd be passing right by the International Manga Museum. | Kyoto |
| She's been complaining she has a wicked Charley horse, so I told her there's a fantastic boar shrine that could fix her right up. | Kyoto |
| She's trying to blend in with a Buddhist sect. You might find her reciting their nembutsu at Kiyomizu-Dera. | Kyoto |
| The city she's visiting is a gorgeous place, steeped in history. I'm glad that Henry Stimson decided to spare it, at least. | Kyoto |
| We had an awkward conversation when she told me she was going to try to get her copy of "The Tale of Genji" autographed. | Kyoto |
| When he told me the mountain he's visiting, I warned him whatever he does, don't interrupt anyone in the middle of a week-long fast. | Kyoto |
| You might catch her strolling through town on Sanjo-Dori or stealing crumbs from the ducks at Sarusawa Pond. | Kyoto |
| You might find him conducting "important business" in any of the bars crowding down Pontocho. | Kyoto |
| Your friend was joking - I think it was a joke - about sneaking into the castle. So I told her to tread lightly near the nightingale floors. | Kyoto |
| Your friend was joking - I think it was a joke - about sneaking into the castle. So I told him to tread lightly near the nightingale floors. | Kyoto |
| Your train will roll by the Eastern Temple. Jump off the back before you get to the station, turn left, and you'll be hot on her trail. | Kyoto |
| A friend of mine almost saw her making a hand-off in Eti-Osa. Turns out she was just returning a kleenex. | Lagos |
| A spy satellite caught him hitting way above par on the Ikoyi Club Golf Course. | Lagos |
| All I know is that he was planning to catch a King Sunny Ade concert while he was in town. | Lagos |
| Come to think of it, I did spot her with a shopping bag from the Folomo Shopping Centre. | Lagos |
| He dropped this, maybe it's a clue: it looks like a crumpled-up postcard of the Balogun Oshodi Tapa Monument, with an address scrawled on the back. | Lagos |
| He just sent me a photo from Lekki Beach. That's him with the polka dot water wings. | Lagos |
| He mentioned something about kayaking down the creek to Snake Island. | Lagos |
| He said he'd be busy, but he swore he'd make time to see the Dodan Warriors play. | Lagos |
| He told me "OMG! I hope I get Nkem Owoh's autograph!" Yes, he actually said "OMG." | Lagos |
| He told me he was going to rent a minibus from the Ojota Motor Park to take him farther inland. | Lagos |
| He was headed for the largest city on the coast of Nigeria. | Lagos |
| He was hoping his vehicle wouldn't break down on the Third Mainland Bridge. Bad juju, you know? | Lagos |
| He was looking for a bust of Taiwo made from melted-down pennies. | Lagos |
| He was talking about paying his respects to Fela Kuti at the New Afrika Shrine. | Lagos |
| He went to seek an audience with the Iyaloja of Oyingbo. I think he was trying to get a discount on yams. | Lagos |
| Head to the Gulf of Guinea, and head west at the Niger River delta. You have time to sail there, right? | Lagos |
| Here, he dropped this. It looks like a crumpled ticket stub for the LAMATA. | Lagos |
| Here, he wrote his number on this cocktail napkin at a place on Bar Beach on Victoria Island. I guess the waitress didn't bother to pick it up. | Lagos |
| Here, your friend dropped this scrap of stationery. I think this is a city seal - look, it shows a shield divided in red, yellow, and blue, with palm trees on either side. | Lagos |
| Here's how you find her. Start in the Brazilian Quarter. Take Igbosere Road from Campos Square to Onikan. Keep an eye out for a suspicious-looking figure sweating in a trenchcoat. | Lagos |
| Here's how you find him. Start in the Brazilian Quarter. Take Igbosere Road from Campos Square to Onikan. Keep an eye out for a suspicious-looking figure sweating in a trenchcoat. | Lagos |
| He's holed up in a megacity on the Gulf of Guinea. | Lagos |
| I can give you one hint as to where he's headed: he came in here and changed all his cash for naira. | Lagos |
| I can give you one hint as to where she's headed: she came in here and changed all her cash for naira. | Lagos |
| I got this e-mail from him, about an exciting business opportunity to help the Minister Finance retrieve a lost inheritance worth $12 million.... I think I need a new spam filter. | Lagos |
| I hear the henchwoman is celebrating Independence Day at Tafawa Balewa Square. | Lagos |
| I heard a spy satellite spotted her stuck in traffic on the Badagari Expressway. Unfortunately the police couldn't move any faster than she did, and she got away. | Lagos |
| I heard he was lurking around the statue of Herbert Macaulay in Yaba. | Lagos |
| I heard he was staying with some henchfriends in Campos Square, in the Brazilian Quarter. | Lagos |
| I heard she was lurking around the statue of Herbert Macaulay in Yaba | Lagos |
| I heard someone spotted her carrying a stack of old highlife and Afrobeat records. | Lagos |
| I heard they spotted him riding the water taxi from Ikoyi to Victoria Island. | Lagos |
| I just got a text complaining that she's stuck in the "go-slow" on Falamo Bridge. | Lagos |
| I just heard from your henchwoman. We were talking about the local dishes. She was eager to try some isiewu, until I told her what was in it. | Lagos |
| I know she was planning to catch a football game at Campos Stadium. | Lagos |
| I know this doesn't pin it down, but apparently she's staying in a city in West Africa. | Lagos |
| I know your suspect is headed for a major port in West Africa. Does that narrow it down? | Lagos |
| I spotted him haggling with the vendors at Mile 12 market. Most of the time he wound up paying more than they asked to start with. | Lagos |
| I'm surprised they sent her there. She's been bitter ever since they revealed her fake diploma from the Yaba College of Technology. | Lagos |
| It was hard to hear what he was saying on his mobile, but I thought he was asking for directions to a bust of a Chief? | Lagos |
| Last I heard he was buying some souvenirs of West Africa at Ola Elegushi market. How do these 'ace criminals' have so much time to sight-see? | Lagos |
| Last time I ran into her, she passed along this terrific recipe for pepper soup she picked up at a chop bar. | Lagos |
| Last time I saw him he was hitting me up for five cowries for the ferry across the creek. So I told him about the bridge. | Lagos |
| Let's see, she did mention something about sailing away in a tin can. Or did she say she was sailing to Tin Can? | Lagos |
| My friend in Interpol tells me he's been spotted outside Iga Idunganran, seeking an audience with the Oba. | Lagos |
| Oh sure, I know where she's going. She's headed to Èkó. | Lagos |
| Oh yeah, she was speeding out of the city on the Trans-Sahara Highway to Algiers. | Lagos |
| Rumor has it he was last seen crossing Carter Bridge to Iddo Island. | Lagos |
| Rumor has it your target was last seen flying into Murtala Mohammed International Airport. | Lagos |
| She told me she's headed for 'Las Gidi.' I told her to stop trying to sound hip and call it by its real name. | Lagos |
| She burns easy, she hates the heat - why did they send her to set up a safehouse in Maroko? | Lagos |
| She dropped this photo of men and women in striking white robes, with the words 'Cherubim and Seraphim' scrawled on the back. | Lagos |
| She mentioned she was going to disguise herself as a street vendor on Ozumba Mbadiwe Ave. | Lagos |
| She mentioned she was headed for "a papa." Whose papa, I wonder? | Lagos |
| She mentioned something about touring the Palace of The Akran of Badagry. | Lagos |
| She said if the cops were after her she'd jump on the back of an okada - that's what the Nigerians call a motorcycle taxi - and speed away into the side streets of Mile Two! | Lagos |
| She said she wanted to go let out a howl at Tarzan's Jetty. | Lagos |
| She said she was headed to Nollywood to get her big break. No, not Hollywood. Nollywood. | Lagos |
| She sent me this postcard of the monument to Chief Daniel Conrad Taiwo. | Lagos |
| She was off to pick up some West African fabrics from Balogun Market. | Lagos |
| She went to a Brazilian-style building named the Water House. | Lagos |
| She's going to a city that takes its name from the word for 'lagoon.' | Lagos |
| Sure, he was hitching for a ride in Age Mowo. | Lagos |
| That henchwoman mentioned something to me about trying to sell pirated movies at Idumota Market. | Lagos |
| The gossip rags say he was badgering movie producers around Surulere, looking for his big break. | Lagos |
| This city's in Nigeria, but I keep getting it mixed up with the one in Portugal. | Lagos |
| This fellow? He was asking me where he could find the embassies. I told him to go to Walter Carrington Crescent. | Lagos |
| We were talking about football - he mentioned they just upgraded the stadium in Ajele, but I'd rather see a game at Agege Stadium any day. | Lagos |
| We were talking about football - she mentioned they just upgraded the stadium in Ajele, but I'd rather see a game at Agege Stadium any day. | Lagos |
| Well, I did see her carrying around a beach towel with "Eleko" written on it. | Lagos |
| Well, I know that the name of the suburb where he's staying translates to 'three shore.' | Lagos |
| When Rui de Sequeira swung by there from Portugal, he called it 'Lago de Curamo.' Of course, that's not quite the name they use today. | Lagos |
| Where'd he go? Well, he said something about how he was dying to catch Lagbaja play at Motherlan'. | Lagos |
| Wole Soyinka, the first African to win the Nobel for Literature, once taught in this city. Your friend here was going to look up his books, but a spy thriller grabbed him first. | Lagos |
| Word is she was last spotted driving out of the city on the Trans-West African Coastal Highway to Benin. | Lagos |
| Word is this girl you're following snuck into the city though the Port of Apapa. | Lagos |
| Word on the street is that he's holed up in a megacity by the Bight of Benin. And if you find out what a 'bight' is, tell me! | Lagos |
| Have you tried looking for your target in Data Gunj Bakhsh Town? Well, why not? | Lahore |
| He has a rendezvous outside the Chughtai Museum. | Lahore |
| He said he was headed to the city where they passed the Purna Swaraj. | Lahore |
| He said something about paddling out to Prince Kamran's park. | Lahore |
| He told me he was going to look for a nice carpet at the Faqir Khana Museum. | Lahore |
| He told me he was looking for some old Overload vinyl. | Lahore |
| He whispered something about "cleaning" the Alhamra Art Gallery. Or did he say "cleaning out"? | Lahore |
| He's in the place they used to call the "City of Lava." | Lahore |
| He's near a mosque near a fort. That's nearly all I know. | Lahore |
| I bet he can't count all the pietra dura in Naulakha Pavilion. | Lahore |
| I heard he hopped off the Grand Trunk Road and disappeared in the Town of Gardeners. | Lahore |
| I heard her say this: "Meet me on the Hathi Paer just before the Shah Burj Gate. I'll be disguised as an elephant." | Lahore |
| I heard he's camped out in Iqbal Park. | Lahore |
| I heard he's going to the city where they passed the Declaration of the Independence of India. | Lahore |
| I heard he's holed up with some friends in Ravi Town. | Lahore |
| I heard she has a rendezvous at the tomb of Syed Muhammad Ishaq. | Lahore |
| I heard she's holed up with some friends in Ravi Town. | Lahore |
| I know the garden she's in, but not the terrace she's standing on. She could be at Bestower of Pleasure, or Bestower of Goodness, or Bestower of Life? Actually, it's probably the first one. | Lahore |
| I only know that he's in a famous Persian garden. | Lahore |
| I sold him a book of the poetry of Shah Husayan for his trip. | Lahore |
| I suggested he take in a night of theater at Bagh-i-Jinnah. | Lahore |
| I suggested she take in a night of theater at Bagh-i-Jinnah. | Lahore |
| If he's in town for it, he would never miss the Mela Chiraghan festival. | Lahore |
| If he's in town for it, he wouldn't miss the World Performing Arts Festival. | Lahore |
| If you're looking for your friend, you should try the Minar-e-Pakistan, and see if that sheds light on anything. | Lahore |
| Look at this! He nabbed a photo of himself at a premiere with Reema Khan! | Lahore |
| Look for her lurking down Jail Road in Gulberg. | Lahore |
| Look for him refusing to whisper in the Jinnah Library. | Lahore |
| Odds are he's taking a nap in Khawabgarh-i-Jehangir. | Lahore |
| She always dreamed of bowling at Doongi Ground. | Lahore |
| She asked me where she could find a bottle brush, gulmohar, pipal, jujube, and ditabark. Luckily I knew just where to send her. | Lahore |
| She could be crunching numbers outside the Data Durbar Complex. | Lahore |
| She loves a sturdy merlon, and I'll bet you'll find her admiring the ones on Badshahi Mosque. | Lahore |
| She mentioned she had to take part in a secret ceremony with the Dracula Club at Aitchison? | Lahore |
| She said she was headed to the city where they passed the Purna Swaraj. | Lahore |
| She said she's going to sneak a snack to a Fasting Buddha? | Lahore |
| She told me she was going to try to steal all 13 gates of the fort! | Lahore |
| She's a huge fan of cricket. I would look for her at Gaddafi Stadium. | Lahore |
| She's going to sneak in to a "Palace of Mirrors." Sounds a little vain to me. | Lahore |
| She's in a fort. And I don't mean the kind you make with your pillows at the hotel. | Lahore |
| She's standing in the Shalimar Gardens, near the Laughing Canal. | Lahore |
| Watch for him sneaking through the Alamgiri Gate. | Lahore |
| Well, if he made it through the Wagah border crossing, he'd be a dozen miles or so from his destination. | Lahore |
| Well, if she made it through the Wagah border crossing, she'd be a dozen miles or so from her destination. | Lahore |
| When I told her she'd pass by one of the oldest zoos in the world, she looked baffled and asked how any of the animals could still be alive. | Lahore |
| You might find her as an extra in a Lollywood horror film. The way she looked was too disgusting to describe - and that was before the makeup! | Lahore |
| You might find him at Bank Square Market in Model Town, trying to decide which joint to case first. | Lahore |
| You should look for her in the capital of the province of Punjab. | Lahore |
| You'll catch him flying into Allama Iqbal International Airport. | Lahore |
| You'll find her in an institution that was run by the elder Kipling. | Lahore |
| You'll find her in Faisal Town, in A Block, or B Block, or maybe C Block, or... I forget the other one. | Lahore |
| You'll find her near a building that was made by the "Conqueror of the World." | Lahore |
| You'll find him in Faisal Town, in A Block, or B Block, or maybe C Block, or... I forget the other one. | Lahore |
| You'll find him lurking outside the Wazir Khan Mosque, near the Delhi Gate. | Lahore |
| Your suspect wanted to steal Tseko Mpolokeng's marathon number, no matter how sweatstained it is. | Lahore |
| I heard your friend auditioned for the Jubilee and knocked the headdress off his partner during a lift. Guess he shouldn't quit his day job just yet. | Las Vagas |
| Either he made it to the Clark County, or he's seeing a mirage. | Las Vegas |
| Either she made it to the Clark County's largest city, or she's seeing a mirage. | Las Vegas |
| For some reason, she wanted to take a guided tour of "The Boneyard." As they say, one man's trash is another's treasure. | Las Vegas |
| He asked if he could have his withdrawal in chips. I told him we deal in officially traded currencies only. | Las Vegas |
| He asked me to book him a room at Bugsy Siegel's old haunt. | Las Vegas |
| He mentioned stopping in Paris, New York, New York, and somewhere with a circus. I couldn't make heads or tails of it. | Las Vegas |
| He mentioned that he was a fan of the 51s. I can't fault him that. It was an amazing year for the Yankees! | Las Vegas |
| He must have been confused, because he told me he was headed to "Hawaii's ninth island." I informed him that there are only eight. | Las Vegas |
| He told me he was going swimming in the second largest city in Myanmar. Though come to think of it, there's not a bay anywhere near there! | Las Vegas |
| He told me he'd be riding the Manhattan Express. I've certainly never heard the MTA referred to by that name! | Las Vegas |
| He told me that for his next project, he's taking a page from Daniel Ocean's book. | Las Vegas |
| He was hoping to catch this year's Mint 400. I asked him if he was going to ride a Vincent Black Shadow, but he didn't get the reference. | Las Vegas |
| He was in quite a rush to get to the tables. I had to explain to him that the planes don't actually land on the Strip! | Las Vegas |
| He was looking forward to relaxing with a drink on Cleopatra's Barge | Las Vegas |
| He's doing it his way in the Rat Pack's second home. | Las Vegas |
| He's never missed an episode of CSI. | Las Vegas |
| He's planning a tour of the city's wedding chapels. Could be quite interesting, though I must admit gothic cathedrals are more to my taste. | Las Vegas |
| He's wandering around a park with an old stockade built by Latter-day Saints. | Las Vegas |
| I couldn't tell you much about her, but she did show an unusual interest in atomic testing. | Las Vegas |
| I couldn't tell you much about him, but he did show an unusual interest in atomic testing. | Las Vegas |
| I don't even want to know where he was going in that outfit. He looked like an extra from "3000 Miles to Graceland." | Las Vegas |
| I don't even want to know where she was going in that outfit. She looked like an extra from "3000 Miles to Graceland | Las Vegas |
| I hear he's looking for proof of extraterrestrial life around Area 51. | Las Vegas |
| I heard he's headed for Sin City. Sure sounds like his kind of place. | Las Vegas |
| I heard she's taking driving lessons from Mario Andretti. | Las Vegas |
| I heard your friend auditioned for the Jubilee and tripped over her boa during a high kick. Guess she shouldn't quit her day job quite yet. | Las Vegas |
| I imagine he'll be spending most of his time on the floor. He's hoping to bring down the house. | Las Vegas |
| I overheard him telling someone to meet him under "the neon cowboy." The one with the checkered shirt. | Las Vegas |
| I recommended him a Chiuchow place there, off Spring Mountain Road. They make a mean BBQ pork! | Las Vegas |
| I steered her in the direction of a neon horseshoe. | Las Vegas |
| I steered him in the direction of a neon horseshoe. | Las Vegas |
| I suggested he have a look at the Hoover impound, but he said he couldn't see what all the dam fuss was about. | Las Vegas |
| I told him where he could score a burger for $777 in Paris. He said he'd have the five finger discount, thank you very much. | Las Vegas |
| I wonder if he's a "Titanic" fan. He is in the best place outside Québec to catch a performance of "My Heart Will Go On." | Las Vegas |
| I'd look for her off Fremont St. She's hoping to get her "golden arm" into The Cal's Hall of Fame. | Las Vegas |
| I'd start by looking for him at the high rollers' "twenty-one" tables. Unless, of course, they've already accused him of counting cards. | Las Vegas |
| If he breaks the bank, he might spend a mint at the Miracle Mile. | Las Vegas |
| If he can't get his hand into any casino safes, he'll make a good faith effort at swiping the largest golden nugget around. | Las Vegas |
| If he's playing at one of the city's central casinos, you might actually find him in Paradise. | Las Vegas |
| If she can keep a straight face, she may well bluff her way into the World Series of Poker. | Las Vegas |
| If she's on a losing streak, she might head west and camp in a valley by some red rocks. | Las Vegas |
| If she's staying at one of the city's central hotels, you might actually find her in Paradise. | Las Vegas |
| One thing about him did strike me as odd: He kept referring to his trip as a "savage journey to the heart of the American Dream." | Las Vegas |
| She asked if she could have her withdrawal in chips. I told her we deal in officially traded currencies only. | Las Vegas |
| She asked me for a ticket to "bright light city." I told she'd have "a swingin' time." | Las Vegas |
| She asked me to book her a room at Bugsy Siegel's old haunt. | Las Vegas |
| She booked a room under the name Raoul Duke, and demanded a suite be prepared for her attorney. | Las Vegas |
| She told me she'd be riding the Manhattan Express. I've certainly never heard the MTA referred to by that name! | Las Vegas |
| She's off to Helldorado Days, boots, spurs, and all! | Las Vegas |
| She's taking advantage of the best Grand Canal gondola rides outside Venice. | Las Vegas |
| She's wandering around the Mojave Desert, hopefully with an extra canteen squirreled away! | Las Vegas |
| There certainly wasn't much here for your philistine friend. His idea of high art is a trip to the Neon Museum! | Las Vegas |
| When I asked about her rhinestone jumpsuit, she explained she had an impromptu wedding to preside over. | Las Vegas |
| Where he's going, people tend to look the other way. They say whatever happens there, stays there. | Las Vegas |
| Word has it he's traipsing around "the meadows." | Las Vegas |
| Word has it she stole a $5,000 pot from Scotty Nguyen! | Las Vegas |
| You might find his at the top of the Stratosphere. | Las Vegas |
| Your sticky-fingered friend has his sights on Mr. Showmanship's candelabra collection. | Las Vegas |
| He did stroll by humming Chabuca Granda's "El Puente de los Suspiros." | Lima |
| He had a rendezvous at a huaca - that's all I know. | Lima |
| He mentioned something about heading east of the capital to see "Bingham's big find." | Lima |
| He might try to join a crew at the Yacht Club Peruano, so he can leave the city in style. | Lima |
| He might try to pick up pirate lore at the Fuerte Real Felipe. | Lima |
| He said he might stay with "the barefooted friars" down the Alameda de los Descalzos. | Lima |
| He said he was going to a ceramics museum. I didn't know why, until he told me about the "adult" section. | Lima |
| He texted to tell me he just saw the Lord of the Miracles coming down the street! | Lima |
| He told me he wanted to fill a few gaps in his stamp album at the Museo Postal Y Filatelico. | Lima |
| He told me he wanted to leave a flower on the tomb of Saint Rose, but he couldn't decide what kind. | Lima |
| He wants to try the surf at La Herradura, but I doubt he's ready. | Lima |
| He's after a weaving that boasts almost 400 threads to the inch - just the thing to snuggle in on a cold Andean night. | Lima |
| He's going to an arms museum that's sitting on top of a gold museum. I assume the locals protect the one with the other? | Lima |
| He's headed to the old site of Itchyma. | Lima |
| He's hoping to find a knock-off iPod on the black market at Polvos Azules. | Lima |
| He's posing as an archeologist. Look for him in the House of the Chosen Women. | Lima |
| He's probably lurking around in the vault at the Museo del Banco Central de Reserva. | Lima |
| He's probably lurking outside the Palacio de Gobierno. | Lima |
| I heard he has a rendezvous at a "temple of the sun." Does that narrow it down? | Lima |
| I heard him whisper into his phone, "Meet me in the plaza, by the statue of Pizarro on horseback." | Lima |
| I know he's planning to hang around one of Pachacuti's old homes. | Lima |
| I thought it sounded ghoulish, but he really wanted to see the waxworks in the Museo de la Inquisición. | Lima |
| I told her if she has nothing to do, she could always swing by the capital of Peru. | Lima |
| I told him he could get a fair view from the top of the "sugar loaf," but he said he's allergic to adobe. | Lima |
| If he's in town for it, he wouldn't miss the Feria Del Señor De Los Milagros at the Museo Taurino. | Lima |
| If he's in town on January 18, you'll probably find him swept up celebrating the city's anniversary. | Lima |
| If she's in town on January 18, you'll probably find her swept up celebrating the city's anniversary. | Lima |
| I'll tell you where he went, but just be careful not to bother the mummies. They're not afraid to scold you. | Lima |
| I'm pretty sure he's flying into the airport in Callao - not first class or coach class, but maybe baggage class. | Lima |
| La Catedral has been hit by earthquake after earthquake over the centuries, and it's still standing. I told her to swing by for good luck. | Lima |
| Look at the photo he sent me - it's a statue of a woman with a llama on her head! | Lima |
| Look for her with her hand in the late fees box at the Biblioteca Municipal de Barranco. | Lima |
| Look for him at Museo de la Nación, next to the guard who's yelling at him not to touch the Chavín carvings. | Lima |
| Look for him spitting back at the alpacas at Parque de las Leyendas Zoo. | Lima |
| Make no bones about it: he's probably hiding in the catacombs of Iglesia de San Francisco. | Lima |
| She always brags that she's a cricket savant. I'll bet she'll try out at the club in Magdalena. | Lima |
| She asked me to look up the date of National Pisco Sour Day. | Lima |
| She could be keeping lookout by the cross on Cerro San Cristóbal. | Lima |
| She mentioned something about going to "Barranco." Is she jumping in a ravine? | Lima |
| She might try to pick up pirate lore at the Fuerte Real Felipe. | Lima |
| She's coming in by river - but is she taking the Chillón, Rímac, or Lurín? | Lima |
| She's headed to the Museo de Oro del Peru, to see if anything's left. | Lima |
| She's holed up in Miraflores, by a beach on the Pacific. | Lima |
| She's outside an electricity museum, trying to make off with their tram. | Lima |
| She's probably lurking around in the vault at the Museo del Banco Central de Reserva. | Lima |
| The last time she was at the Plaza de Acho bullring, she felt so bad she tried to save the bull! Of course, in trade, she gave them a stolen painting... | Lima |
| We had a giant disagreement about the tradiciones of Ricardo Palma. He's headed to Palma's house to see if we can settle it. | Lima |
| You might find her lurking amidst the limeños by the Palacio Torre Tagle. | Lima |
| You might spot her from the lookout tower in Casa de Oquendo. | Lima |
| You'll probably find him trying to drive a car down Jirón de la Unión. | Lima |
| Apparently he's a fan of spiders; he wanted to see the current stomping grounds of the original Maman. | London |
| He asked a lot of questions about the Changing of the Guard - like, how many minutes he'd have to sneak by. | London |
| He could be hiding underground on the River Fleet. | London |
| He hoped he wouldn't run into Lucy Westenra while visiting the Circle of Lebanon. | London |
| He might be over at Peter Pan's hospital, trying to steal candy from babies. | London |
| He told me he was rushing to make an audition somewhere along Shaftesbury Avenue. | London |
| He told me he'd be passing secret messages along the Whispering Gallery. | London |
| He wanted to take a rubbing of Karl Marx's tombstone. | London |
| He was bragging about "finding" season tickets at Wembley Stadium. | London |
| He was really eager to head over to Abbey Road to see if they'd help him record a cover of "You Know My Name (Look Up The Number)". | London |
| Here, I showed him this charcoal wall rubbing I made on my last trip. See? It's the word "Jane," right here. | London |
| Here, she sent me this text: "Made it to Piccadilly Circus. When will they send in the clowns?" | London |
| I asked her if she needed directions to Pall Mall and she replied "No thanks, I don't smoke." | London |
| I asked him if he needed directions to Pall Mall and he replied "No thanks, I don't smoke." | London |
| I gave him a warning: if he spots seven black birds flying out of the city, things are about to get dodgy. | London |
| I heard he was snooping around the memorabilia on the HMS Belfast. | London |
| I know he was eager to see the Lady of Shalott. | London |
| I know he's a sports fan. He told me the city where he's going will be the first to host the Summer Olympics three times. | London |
| I know he's staying someplace by the Thames. | London |
| I know she's a sports fan. She told me the city where she's going will be the first to host the Summer Olympics three times. | London |
| I know the big bell is the famous one, but I prefer the timbre of the four little ones beside it. | London |
| I only know that he was headed to some old thing designed by Sir Christopher Wren. | London |
| I suggested she check out a replica of a great ship that sailed around the world - I think it was called The Pelican. | London |
| I told her to give my regards to the statue of Boadicea. | London |
| I told him I was walking across the Square one day when I saw a tiny police station - just big enough for one person. If you had a cop on duty, where would you put a prisoner? | London |
| I told him if he ever needs a place for a duel, he could always try Green Park. | London |
| I told him to wave hello to Nelson for me in Trafalgar Square. | London |
| I told him where he could see "The Rake's Progress." I just hope he learns something from it. | London |
| I warned her that if she's at Heron Quays Roundabout and can't follow the lights, she shouldn't worry - just keep driving. | London |
| I warned her that if she's in Silvertown and sees the Barrier on the river go up, then she'd better put on her wellies. | London |
| If he doesn't fly in through Heathrow, you might find him at Gatwick. | London |
| If he makes it to St. Pancras International, he could end up anywhere in Europe. Move fast if you want to meet up with him! | London |
| If she makes it to St. Pancras International, she could end up anywhere in Europe. Move fast if you want to meet up with her! | London |
| If you have a problem of truly national importance, just knock on the door at Number 10 and see if they can give you some advice. | London |
| I'll tell you where he's going, using the old Celtic name for the city's river: Lowonidonjon. | London |
| It's easy to get around the city on the subway, but naturally, you should mind the gap. | London |
| Maybe this makes me weird, but of the two major playwrights of their era, I prefer Ben Jonson. | London |
| Right, where did he go, and when? Remember, remember … the fifth of November? | London |
| Right, where did she go, and when? Remember, remember … the fifth of November? | London |
| She begged me, "Whatever happens, don't let them throw me in The Clink!" | London |
| She had lunch at the pub and promptly lost it after a tour of the Old Operating Theatre. | London |
| She hoped she wouldn't run into Lucy Westenra while visiting the Circle of Lebanon. | London |
| She mentioned that where she's going, there's a tower named after a meat extract. You're not exactly going to the culinary capital of the world. | London |
| She said something about taking a stroll over Waterloo Bridge. | London |
| She told me she had half a mind to see the Charles Babbage exhibit at the Science Museum. | London |
| She told me that one of their kings got married to the widow next door - and she'd been married seven times before! | London |
| She was bragging about "finding" season tickets at Wembley Stadium. | London |
| She was really eager to go to the Coliseum - and check out the revolving stage. | London |
| So many of the world's greatest bands came out of this city, I can't even list them - but speaking heart to heart? I'll tell you, my favorite of them all is Ian Dury and the Blockheads. | London |
| Sure, I saw her head for her plane carrying a box shaped exactly like the Rosetta Stone. The corners were missing and everything. | London |
| What I wouldn't give to have caught a show at the UFO Club in its heyday. | London |
| Yes, I know exactly where he is! But what the Dickens is he doing there? | London |
| You know, he mentioned the Krays were guests at the first place he'd be visiting. Maybe they'll book a room for him too? | London |
| You might find him standing around Shoreditch, embarrassing himself in last week's fashions. | London |
| You're headed to the capital of the UK. | London |
| I saw her reading restaurant reviews in last week's Sunday Times. | London OR Perth |
| A well-to-do friend of mine mentioned seeing him in el barrio Salamanca, checking to see if anyone left the keys in their Vespa. | Madrid |
| A witness spotted him sauntering down Paseo de la Castellana. | Madrid |
| From what your suspect was saying, I think you're looking for a city whose symbol is a bear reaching for a strawberry tree. Not raspberry - strawberry. | Madrid |
| He didn't tell me the name of the neighborhood, but he did say it was named after "dear little Manuela, murdered by the French." | Madrid |
| He mentioned he was headed by the Bolsa de Comercio. I had one piece of advice: buy high, and sell low. No, wait ... | Madrid |
| He said he was planning to meet someone in a traffic circle by a famous statue of a fertility goddess. | Madrid |
| He seemed very, very interested in getting his hands on the Códice Tro-cortesiano at the Museo de América. Funny, he didn't _look_ like a scholar. | Madrid |
| He sent me a postcard of Picasso's Guernica from the Centro de Arte Reina Sofía. | Madrid |
| He told me he was headed to a monestary to see a local miracle. It was a little like watching water turn into wine, but in this case, he wanted to watch blood turn into ... blood? | Madrid |
| He was determined to get there in time for a specific feast day, I know that much. | Madrid |
| He was raving that he'd finally have a chance to see his favorite Bosch in the flesh - or you know, whatever it's painted on. | Madrid |
| I can lead you to your friend here, but you better move fast - she's days away from leaving town by train from Chamartín. | Madrid |
| I can tell you where to find this lady, but you should move fast - she said she's already got a ticket on the AVE train to Córdoba, or maybe Seville. | Madrid |
| I did hear this man say he wanted to check out Salvador Dalí's old college dorm room. | Madrid |
| I gave her some advice before she left. I told her to avoid the Plaza Mayor, but she laughed at me. What can I say? No one expects the Spanish Inquisition. | Madrid |
| I heard he went to the Teatro de la Zarzuela. They kicked him out for trying to start a sing-along. | Madrid |
| I heard she was hogging the confessional at San Francisco el Grande. | Madrid |
| I heard she was lurking around the Plaza de Toros de Las Ventas. | Madrid |
| I heard she's trying to get an autograph from Pedro Almodóvar. | Madrid |
| I know exactly where she went. She's a sucker for cocido madrileño. | Madrid |
| I know he was planning to go to Real Fábrica de Tapices to see how they make their tapestries. Hey, it never hurts to have a back-up career. | Madrid |
| I know she was planning to go to Real Fábrica de Tapices to see how they make their tapestries. Hey, it never hurts to have a back-up career. | Madrid |
| I know where your suspect went, and he should be there for a while - he bought season tickets at the Estadio Santiago Bernabéu. | Madrid |
| I overheard him say that he was going to try to blend in with the madrileños in El Rastro. | Madrid |
| I overheard him suggesting two rendezvous points. The first was by a statue of Neptune, and the other was right down the street. | Madrid |
| I remember her. She said she wanted to catch a look at the king while she was in town, so I reminded her to go to Zarzuela Palace, not the Royal Palace. | Madrid |
| I saw him buy a ticket to the capital of Spain. | Madrid |
| I think he's hiding out in El Rastro, by the "Tanners' Riverbank." | Madrid |
| I think I know her hiding place. She's staying at a hotel right by the spot where most of Spain's monarchs are buried. | Madrid |
| I think I know his hiding place. He's staying at a hotel right by the spot where most of Spain's monarchs are buried. | Madrid |
| I think your perp was heading to a city in the geographic center of Spain. | Madrid |
| I told your friend if she's an art lover, she has to see The Clothed Maja, as well as The Naked Maja. | Madrid |
| If I were you, I'd make your way to the city named the "place of many streams." | Madrid |
| I'm not sure where he went, but he talked about something precious connected to the patron saint of the lottery? | Madrid |
| I'm not sure where she went, but she talked about something precious connected to the patron saint of the lottery? | Madrid |
| It was hard to read the telegram from over her shoulder, but there was definitely a mention of a "gateway to the sun." | Madrid |
| Last I heard, your suspect went to Museo Thyssen-Bornemisza. She told me Rubens' The Toilet of Venus was a letdown - she'd been holding it all morning in anticipation. | Madrid |
| 'll bet you can catch him going to a football game at the stadium in AZCA. | Madrid |
| Rumor has it he's staying at the ritziest hotel in the city, down the hall from where a famous anarchist leader succumbed to his wounds. | Madrid |
| Rumor has it you can catch her taking in a show at the Teatro Español in the Plaza Santa Ana. | Madrid |
| She seemed very, very interested in getting her hands on the Códice Tro-cortesiano at the Museo de América. Funny, she didn't _look_ like a scholar. | Madrid |
| She told me she was headed to a monestary to see a local miracle. It was a little like watching water turn into wine, but in this case, she wanted to watch blood turn into ... blood? | Madrid |
| She told me she would need to mail a large and valuable package, so I gave her directions to the Palacio de Comunicaciones. | Madrid |
| She was determined to get there in time for a specific feast day, I know that much. | Madrid |
| She was raving that she'd finally have a chance to see her favorite Bosch in the flesh - or you know, whatever it's painted on. | Madrid |
| Sooner or later this lady's going to stop by the Museo Arqueológico Nacional, and when she does, you'll ... hey, why are you looking for her again? | Madrid |
| Sure, I know where he went. I told him while he's in town to check out the Tribunal Supremo, but he was really against that idea. | Madrid |
| Sure, I know where to find her. She mentioned she'd be staying right by the Tío Pepe sign. | Madrid |
| Sure, I know where to find him. He mentioned he'd be staying right by the Tío Pepe sign. | Madrid |
| That girl? I've heard rumors that she's hanging around Café Gijón, trying to start a tertulia on the finer points of global crime sprees. | Madrid |
| The police almost caught her by Franco's giant cross at Valle de Los Caídos. | Madrid |
| We didn't talk for long, but he mentioned that he'd always wanted to see "the birthplace of _la movida_". Is that some kind of sports car? | Madrid |
| We didn't talk for long, but he mentioned that he'd always wanted to see "the birthplace of 'la movida'". Is that some kind of sports car? | Madrid |
| Well, I can tell you the city he went to is 70 km from Toledo. | Madrid |
| You friend's quite a football fan. I offered to help her get tickets to catch Getafe CF while she's in town. | Madrid |
| You know, she did say something about swinging by the Bodega de Angel Sierra for tapas before she went off to - wait, what is she doing over there, anyway? | Madrid |
| Your friend mentioned he was going to the city's old General Hospital to see a "woman in blue"? | Madrid |
| Your friend's quite a football fan. I offered to help him get tickets to catch Getafe CF while he's in town. | Madrid |
| Your suspect was going to look at the monument in the Plaza de Colón. Maybe to case some future caper. | Madrid |
| Your suspect was talking about the city's New Year celebration, where the crowd in Puerta del Sol swallowed a grape for every chime of the midnight clock. Swigging champagne would've been easier. | Madrid |
| Before she left, I warned her to watch out for the monkey-eating eagle. | Manila |
| He did say he was going to get his kampilan sharpened while he's in town. | Manila |
| He left this photo of a Chinese family playing Mah-jong together. But why is one chair empty? | Manila |
| He mentioned he wanted to take pickpocketing lessons in Divisoria Market, but when it came time to pay his tutor, he couldn't find his wallet. | Manila |
| He said he would head down the coast to Nasugbu and try his hand at diving. There are still a few Spanish galleons down there to plunder! | Manila |
| He said he's flying into Ninoy Aquino. I said she'd better duck! He didn't laugh. | Manila |
| He told me he could get some incredible exchange rates at Binondo Central Bank, but I told him to be careful. | Manila |
| He told me he's staying near a kind of town, where the best houses are fully-furnished with running water - but the residents don't seem to appreciate it. | Manila |
| He told me if he has time, he's going to head up to Kabayan to look for the famous fire mummies of the Timbak Caves. | Manila |
| I don't know where she went, but I do know this: she drew a map on this napkin of a building, and scribbled the words, "There is a nobleman here." | Manila |
| I heard her planning a rendezvous in the the Chapel of Our Lady of China. | Manila |
| I know he was planning a rendezvous at Martyrs Hall. He said he was sure the neighbors would keep mum. | Manila |
| I know where he is, but act quick - he's speeding through town in a jeepney as we speak! | Manila |
| I know where she is, but act quick - she's speeding through town in a jeepney as we speak! | Manila |
| I suggested he find a copy of Transylvanus' "De Moluccis Insulis" if he wants to brush up on his local history. He said he'd settle for reading the factoids off the souvenir glasses, thanks. | Manila |
| I suggested she get away to Taal Volcano, but she seemed kind of nervous about it. | Manila |
| I think she was planning to stow away on a ship in the China Sea Race and escape at the finish line. | Manila |
| I told her it's tacky, but she really wants to sneak into the palace and check if its most famous inhabitant left behind any shoes. | Manila |
| I told him not to miss a chance to catch a show at the Hobbit House. | Manila |
| I would look for her behind the walls of Miguel Lopez de Legaspi's old fortress. | Manila |
| If my eavesdropping is correct, he's meeting someone at a memorial to the War in the Pacific. | Manila |
| If my eavesdropping is correct, she's meeting someone at a memorial to the War in the Pacific. | Manila |
| If you're in town for the Feast of our Lady of the Immaculate Conception, look for her on the Malabon River, trying to hitch a ride on a boat. | Manila |
| If you're in town for the Feast of our Lady of the Immaculate Conception, look for him on the Malabon River, trying to hitch a ride on a boat. | Manila |
| I'll bet he's scouring the island for Yamashita's gold right now. | Manila |
| I'll bet he's still stuck in traffic on the Quezon Bridge. Hoof it and you could catch up with him! | Manila |
| I'll bet she's at San Agustin Church, paying a visit to Miguel Lopez de Legaspi. | Manila |
| I'll bet she's scouring the island for Yamashita's gold right now. | Manila |
| Look for her catching a basketball game at the Araneta Coliseum. | Manila |
| Look for her in Ayala Center, probably by the food courts | Manila |
| Look for her taking a dip off the beach in Matabungkay. | Manila |
| Look for him in Ayala Center, probably by the food courts. | Manila |
| Look for him walking through the Arch of Goodwill, scowling. | Manila |
| My info's sketchy. I just know she's in an octagonal palace that was built in tribute to the "Tree of Life." | Manila |
| Odds are she's crashing at the Malate Pensionne. | Manila |
| She could be prowling around the Coconut Palace, looking for a pina colada. | Manila |
| She did ask a lot of questions about the Black Nazarene - like, how much does it weigh, and how many people would she need to carry it around. | Manila |
| She said something about jogging across the MacArthur Bridge? | Manila |
| She told me she might buy herself a little friend at Cartimar Market. | Manila |
| She told me she wanted to pick up some moves from the eskrimadors down in the park. | Manila |
| She told me she was meeting someone at the Rock, by the Bay. I told her I wouldn't mind a little more detail. | Manila |
| She told me she'd be staying with friends in Dasmariñas Village. | Manila |
| She was hoping to get a good look at "The Spoliarium" while she was in town. Preferably from inside her hotel room. | Manila |
| She's headed for a city that's named in part for a mangrove plant that grew along the Pasig River. You know the one I'm talking about, the nilad. | Manila |
| She's holed up in a major metropolis in the Philippine Archipelago. | Manila |
| She's probably at a volleyball game, placing bets on a team in Shakey's V-League. | Manila |
| She's racing from Plaza Mexico to Santa Ana - if only to stay ahead of the fumes from the pollution. | Manila |
| When I told him he could brush up on his history at Intramuros, he yawned - until I said there was a light show. | Manila |
| You know, I did see her walking by scanning a Tagalog phrasebook. She was muttering, "Pwede po bang malaman kung nasaan ang banyo?" | Manila |
| You know, I think he walked by here humming "Bayan Ko." | Manila |
| You might find her at the Rizal Memorial Sports Complex, looking for a jai-alai game. | Manila |
| You might find her in the old Kingdom of Maynila. | Manila |
| You might find her lurking outside St. Lorenzo's church. | Manila |
| You might find him trying to recite "My Ultimo Adios" by the Memorial. | Manila |
| You're looking for a city that's right between Caloocan City and Taguig City. You can't miss it! | Manila |
| Every night he was there, he went to see the Al Menara Reflets & Merveille. Who isn't a sucker for a folkloric light show? | Marrakesh |
| Every night she was there, she went to see the Al Menara Reflets & Merveille. Who isn't a sucker for a folkloric light show? | Marrakesh |
| He decided to duck through Bab el Makhzen, after I told him it's not just for sultans anymore. | Marrakesh |
| He mentioned he wanted to check out the handiwork of Abou Bekr, in the land of the sons of Kouch. I told him to send me a postcard. | Marrakesh |
| He mentioned he was going to buy a heck of a tambourine at Abdelatif Instruments. | Marrakesh |
| He mentioned he was going to spend the day in Abd el Moumen's old orchard, and maybe sneak an apricot while he's there. He strikes me as a bit of a klepto. | Marrakesh |
| He mentioned something about the square where the dead assemble - although it always looked pretty alive to me. | Marrakesh |
| He showed me an 8,000-word prose poem he'd written about the splendiferous Djemaa el-Fna square. Rich foods, snakecharmers, trained monkeys, acrobats. I told him next time, just send me a postcard. | Marrakesh |
| He told me he was going to see the koubba that the king built for his mother. Such a good, good son. | Marrakesh |
| He told me he'd be visiting the beautiful gardens of the Almoravid sultans. There's a ruin of a Saadian palace where he might be hiding. | Marrakesh |
| He was going to look for the remains of a remarkable woman: the daughter of a slave who at night, was said to transform into a bird.... Was it a pigeon? Something like that. | Marrakesh |
| He was looking forward to exploring a square in the heart of the city, bumping into guerrab and Barbary apes and coming face-to-snout with a cooked lamb's head. | Marrakesh |
| He was planning to make his getaway from the bus station at Bab doukkala. | Marrakesh |
| Here, he left this cryptic note: "Meet me by the Mosque with the Golden Balls." | Marrakesh |
| Here, she dropped this postcard from the Ali ben Youssef Mosque. | Marrakesh |
| Here, she left this cryptic note: "Meet me by the Mosque with the Golden Balls." | Marrakesh |
| He's headed to a city that's perched by the High Atlas mountains. | Marrakesh |
| He's meeting someone near a mosque. Well, near the new mosque. The old one was torn down when they realized it wasn't facing Mecca. What can you do - it's not like the builders had a GPS back then. | Marrakesh |
| He's near a building where the booksellers used to ply their wares. In fact, it takes its name from the Arabic for "librarian", al-Koutoubiyyin. | Marrakesh |
| I heard he was standing by the track of the Grand Prix de Hassan II Marathon, trying to sell bottled water to the drivers as they passed. | Marrakesh |
| I heard him tell his boss that they could rock the Kasbah Mosque until it came loose in its foundations. | Marrakesh |
| I heard she got in trouble for trying to sneak up to the Koutoubia Minbar to recite "Casey at the Bat." | Marrakesh |
| I know he was taking a train south from Casablanca. He packed three comic books, so it must have been a three hour trip. | Marrakesh |
| I know he's a fan of Kawkab, in the Botola league. Maybe he'll show up to see them? | Marrakesh |
| I overheard her making her hotel reservation. She asked for the room where Winston stayed, and she sure was rankled to hear it was booked. | Marrakesh |
| I suggested he walk past the Medersa Ben Youssef, but he told me he's had an aversion to schools ever since a note-passing offense sent him down the path to a life of ill-doing. | Marrakesh |
| I suggested she walk past the Medersa Ben Youssef, but she told me she's had an aversion to schools ever since a note-passing offense sent her down the path to a life of ill-doing. | Marrakesh |
| I think I know where they went, but who would have imagined that one of the most precious public spaces in that city owes a debt to Yves Saint Laurent? Even the cacti have a je ne sais quoi. | Marrakesh |
| I think she was sneaking off for a picnic in Ourika Valley. | Marrakesh |
| I told him the best place to find snake charmers. He told me that he's a little more of a snake harmer, himself. | Marrakesh |
| I understand that she's staying in the same hotel as "the man who knew too much." | Marrakesh |
| Last I heard, he was hiding out behind the Koutoubia Mosque. | Marrakesh |
| Look for him sneaking around the rooftops by Place des Ferblantiers. | Marrakesh |
| Odds are she flew into RAK. | Marrakesh |
| She could flee in any direction - from Bab el Khemis, Bab Debbagh, Bab Aylen or even Bab Aghmet. You'd better move fast! | Marrakesh |
| She decided to duck through Bab el Makhzen, after I told her it's not just for sultans anymore. | Marrakesh |
| She got in trouble recently, playing hide and seek with some kids in the Saadian tombs. | Marrakesh |
| She mentioned she wanted to check out the handiwork of Abou Bekr, in the land of the sons of Kouch. I told her to send me a postcard. | Marrakesh |
| She mentioned she was going to spend the day in Abd el Moumen's old orchard, and maybe sneak an apricot while she's there. She strikes me as a bit of a klepto. | Marrakesh |
| She mentioned she'd booked a room at a swank riad in the Medina. | Marrakesh |
| She said she was headed to Place Rahba Qedima to shop for some weird stuff - lizards, snakes, and ground bones. I know that's not how I cook. | Marrakesh |
| She said she was meeting someone near a mosque. Well, near the new mosque. The old one was torn down when they realized it wasn't facing Mecca. What can you do - it's not like the builders had a GPS back then. | Marrakesh |
| She said she's going to a city in the Maghreb. | Marrakesh |
| She seemed to think the whole world was plotting against her. Which is why I thought she was an actor. | Marrakesh |
| She was planning to make her getaway from the bus station at Bab doukkala. | Marrakesh |
| She was thinking about making a trip to Al Kawtar, but once she heard who worked there, she didn't have the heart to steal anything. | Marrakesh |
| She went up the mountain and over the Tizi n'Test Pass! Hurry and you could catch her - but check your brakes first. | Marrakesh |
| She's headed for a city right near the Dadès and Drâa Valleys. | Marrakesh |
| She's near a building where the booksellers used to ply their wares. In fact, it takes its name from the Arabic for "librarian", al-Koutoubiyyin. | Marrakesh |
| The suspect wanted to see the shooting locations of "The Man Who Would Be King" and "Lawrence of Arabia." | Marrakesh |
| The suspect was loudly proclaiming the city's new motto should be: "Why settle for lessakesh?" | Marrakesh |
| This city was the capital of Morocco, then it wasn't, then it was, then it wasn't. Is it the capital now? Who can tell? But that's where your target went. | Marrakesh |
| Try looking for him in Central Morroco. | Marrakesh |
| You might find her at the Museum of Islamic Art, right by that Frenchman's garden. | Marrakesh |
| You might find him at the Museum of Islamic Art, right by that Frenchman's garden. | Marrakesh |
| You'll find her playing her version of "Dueling Banjos" on the ginbris at Abdelatif Instruments. | Marrakesh |
| Your suspect was touring the magnificent Menara gardens, built by Abd al-Mu'min in the 12th century. Everything was fine until he decided to skinny-dip in the pool. | Marrakesh |
| You're looking for a city that's protected by seven patron saints. | Marrakesh |
| Carmen sent her to case the art museums, but I'm pretty sure she ended up at the lucha libre exhibit at the Museo Nacional de Culturas Populares. | Mexico City |
| Did you know your target was a dyed-in-the-wool student radical? That was a while ago, but I think he still likes to prowl around the Leon Trotsky's old haunts. | Mexico City |
| Have fun finding your suspect in the 350 neighborhoods of the city they went to, sprawling beyond the bed of the Lago de Texcoco. | Mexico City |
| He didn't say much when he passed through here - only that he was going to see a woman whose face was painted with bells. | Mexico City |
| He mentioned a rendez-vous on Paseo de la Reforma, down near the Bosque de Chapultepec. | Mexico City |
| He mentioned he wanted to check out Helvia Martínez Verdayes's most famous modeling gig. I didn't know he was into fashion? | Mexico City |
| He mentioned he was so busy, he would have to give up on visiting the shrine to Huizilopochtli. Well, is that such a big sacrifice? | Mexico City |
| He might try to blend in with the pilgrims at the Basílica de Nuestra Señora de Guadalupe. | Mexico City |
| He wanted to see the Monumento a Álvaro Obregón. It's built on the spot of the President's assassination. Me? I hope they build my monument in a happy place. | Mexico City |
| He was complaining that he always gets stuck on Av 5 de Mayo on the way to Alameda Central park. | Mexico City |
| He was looking for a giant, bright yellow sculpture that looks a bit like a horse. That sounds like a work by Sebastián, come to think of it. | Mexico City |
| He was telling me the art he wanted to steal and it was all Kahlo this, Rivera that. I told him that hey, there were other artists in the country, even if they never made it to his dorm room wall. | Mexico City |
| Here, check out the message in this fortune cookie. It says, "You are going to a city in Central America." I think it's for you? | Mexico City |
| He's an art fan, so I'm sure he's going to stop by the Blue House at one point or another. | Mexico City |
| He's probably in the Templo Mayor, trying to decide if the eight-foot stone disc carving of Coyolxauhqui might make a good coffee table. | Mexico City |
| I can guess exactly where he went: the Museo de Charrería, or cowboy museum. | Mexico City |
| I hear he's holed up in the Place of Coyotes. Chances are he'll break for the city at dawn. | Mexico City |
| I heard he was casing the Museo del Calzado, but I don't know - that sounds a little out there, even for Carmen. | Mexico City |
| I heard he was going to pose as the fourth chair violinist in the Minería Symphony Orchestra. | Mexico City |
| I heard he was going to watch the Red Devils play at Foro Sol. | Mexico City |
| I heard him mention something about a castle at the grasshopper's hill? | Mexico City |
| I heard she's headed to the cathedral that's across from the palace, to scope out its stupendous altar. | Mexico City |
| I heard she's hiding out in the borough of Álvaro Obregón. | Mexico City |
| I heard they spotted him picking at the Diego Rivera murals in the Palacio Nacional, to see if they might just peel off. | Mexico City |
| I heard your friend say they were going to a city that was called La Ciudad de los Palacios in the 19th century; nowadays, the locals use the slang name Chilangolandia. | Mexico City |
| I heard your friend say they were going to be sure to see the conchero dancers. I agree, you can't miss the headdresses. | Mexico City |
| I heard your suspect talking about a zoo that has the only giant pandas to be born in captivity outside of China. Maybe it's something in the water, or the air. | Mexico City |
| I knew your guy was suspicious, but when I heard that he went to the Mercado de Sonora to get a limpia, I was a little surprised. | Mexico City |
| I know he had his eye on the Rufino Tamayo mural in the Museo Nacional de las Culturas. | Mexico City |
| I know he was looking for a major artifact of the Mesoamerican period, but what and where, I'm not sure. | Mexico City |
| I know he was scheming with someone in the Plaza de la Constitución. It takes guts to plan something right in the shadow of the presidential palace! | Mexico City |
| I know she had her eye on the Rufino Tamayo mural in the Museo Nacional de las Culturas. | Mexico City |
| I know she was looking for a major artifact of the Mesoamerican period, but what and where, I'm not sure. | Mexico City |
| I only overheard this: he's headed to an ancient Temple, to check out a massive stone relief. But I don't know what's on it or where it is. | Mexico City |
| I overheard him on his phone, telling someone to meet him at Ángel de la Independencia and to bring lockpicks, gloves, "and some other thief stuff." | Mexico City |
| I think he's hanging around Plaza Garibaldi, checking out the mariachi bands. He always wanted to be a professional maraca player, but I guess crime found him first. | Mexico City |
| I told her that Popocatépetl would make a great climb and a great hide-out, but she just kept asking, "What if it goes off?" | Mexico City |
| I understand he has a safehouse at the Torre Latinoamericana - a good pick, since it's already survived two major earthquakes. | Mexico City |
| I understand that Carmen sent her to scope out some modern paintings at the Museo de Arte Moderno. I just hope they don't steal "Las Dos Fridas" - that's my favorite Kahlo. | Mexico City |
| I understand that Carmen sent him to scope out some modern paintings at the Museo de Arte Moderno. I just hope they don't steal Las Dos Fridas - that's my favorite Kahlo. | Mexico City |
| I would expect him to flee by bus, maybe out of Terminal Norte. | Mexico City |
| I would look for him on "El Turibus." He usually gets to know gigantic cities by puttering through them on a tour bus. | Mexico City |
| I would start looking for your friend at the Aztec sites in the Zócalo, in the Centro Histórico. | Mexico City |
| I'll bet he's gone back for the Maravillas de Catedral tour of the Catedral Metropolitana. He doesn't speak Spanish, but he's a sucker for a light show. | Mexico City |
| I'll bet you'll find him hopelessly lost down in the "floating gardens" of Xochimilco. | Mexico City |
| I'll tell you exactly where your suspect went. And while you're here, can I offer you a great exchange rate on pesos? | Mexico City |
| Last I heard, he showed up at the Museo de la Medicina Mexicana, asking if anyone could lend him some aspirin. | Mexico City |
| Last I heard, she was lurking around checking out the silver at the Museo Franz Mayer. | Mexico City |
| My sources tell me that your henchman's hiding just outside the city, in San Ángel. | Mexico City |
| Oh sure, you might spot her at a football game. I think she roots for Cruz Azul. | Mexico City |
| Rumor has it he's crashing on-campus at Latin America's largest university. | Mexico City |
| Rumor has it he's staying somewhere by El Eje Central Lázaro Cárdenas, although I know that doesn't narrow it down much. | Mexico City |
| Rumor has it she's staying somewhere by El Eje Central Lázaro Cárdenas, although I know that doesn't narrow it down much. | Mexico City |
| Rumor has it the police almost caught her darting through the stalls at the Mercado de Antiguëdades de Cuauhtemoc. | Mexico City |
| She mentioned she wanted to check out Helvia Martínez Verdayes's most famous modeling gig. I didn't know she was into fashion? | Mexico City |
| She mentioned something about scoping out a museum that curves around like a snail, and ends with a replica of the country's constitution. I dunno - why would you bother stealing a replica? | Mexico City |
| She said she was going to stop by the market at Jardín del Arte for art supplies. As she put it, "Some dreams never die. They merely doze off while you're busy doing crime." | Mexico City |
| She told me she was going to try to blend in at the bullring off Av Insurgentes. I don't think it helped when she started rooting for the bull. | Mexico City |
| She was last spotted driving down the Paseo de la Reforma through Santa Fe. | Mexico City |
| She's probably flying in at Aeropuerto Internacional Benito Juárez - but which terminal? | Mexico City |
| Since your suspect said Porfirio Díaz was a personal hero, I think they went to the city he ruled through the start of the 20th century, bringing a construction boom and a despotic reign to the city. | Mexico City |
| The Rockefellers destroyed the original, but your perp was going to see Rivera's recreation of his mural "El Hombre, Controlador del Universo." So maybe you can catch your suspect at the Bellas Artes. | Mexico City |
| The suspect you're after is quite lazy. I heard she's scouring the Ciudadela for crafts, which she plans to pass off as stolen treasures. | Mexico City |
| There are four ways she could have left the city: Terminal Norte, Terminal Oriente, Terminal Poniente, and … I just can't think of the last one. | Mexico City |
| Word has it he was planning a rendezvous by a fountain featuring a giant bronze statue of Diana the Huntress. | Mexico City |
| You know, as she passed by she mentioned something about visiting "the golden cave." But when I suggested she take a flashlight, she laughed at me. | Mexico City |
| You know, I did overhear him mention something about a pair of volcanoes that are named after starcrossed lovers. | Mexico City |
| You know, if you look out east of the city you'll see four peaks that are supposed to resemble a woman lying on her back. | Mexico City |
| You may not know this, but she's a sucker for opera. You might find her checking out the conservatory where Plácido Domingo studied. | Mexico City |
| You might find him at Estadio Azteca, trying to get autographs from Club América. | Mexico City |
| Your girl just texted me. She was thinking about checking out the Museo Casa Estudio Diego Rivera Y Frida Kahlo, but she wanted to ask me who they were showing. | Mexico City |
| Your perp was going to stop by Hidalgo station on the Metro, to see the section of wall where a water leak took the form of the Virgin of Guadalupe. | Mexico City |
| Your supect referred to their next destination as the DF, or Distrito Federal. | Mexico City |
| Your suspect had a Jack Kerouac poem in 242 "choruses" that was named it for this city. | Mexico City |
| Your suspect headed to the Aviario Moctezuma. Watch your head while you're in there. | Mexico City |
| Your suspect is a lucha libre fan from way back. You'll find her any night of the week at the Arena Coliseo - that is, unless she gets wise to you and flees. | Mexico City |
| Your suspect is off blending in with the capitalinos, while you're wasting time talking to me? Start hoofing it! | Mexico City |
| Your suspect was going to case Santa Ana's old home, which now houses the Museo Nacional de San Carlos. | Mexico City |
| Your suspect was hurrying to catch a concert at the Sala Nezahualcóyotl. | Mexico City |
| Your suspect's south of the Rio Grande, in the capital city. | Mexico City |
| All I know is she said she'd just subscribed to the Herald. | Miami |
| He asked if I had any contacts at the Arsht Center. Not for him I didn't! | Miami |
| He asked if we had an exhibit on Scarface, and when I said no, he said he was going to the source. Or at least where Montana's boat landed. | Miami |
| He asked me to rent him an airboat big enough to tow Vizcaya. Then he laughed, so I thought he was kidding. | Miami |
| He carried brochures for Jungle Island and Butterfly World. I say, what's wrong with human society? | Miami |
| He checked out a book titled "The World's Worst Public Transportation System." It was about something in Florida called the MetroRail. | Miami |
| He had two conditions: the Heat had to be on, and you could party on the beach 'till the break of dawn. | Miami |
| He made it clear he wanted no part of North, West, or East beaches. | Miami |
| He mumbled something about a port city, so I assumed smuggling, but then he started waving around pictures of cruise ships. | Miami |
| He must have been planning to build some kind of weird house, because he wrote down a note about "Coral Gables." | Miami |
| He said he wanted to go skinny-dipping in Biscayne Bay. Too much information! | Miami |
| He said he wanted to shop for ingredients in Hialeah, then showed me a recipe book called "1001 Ways to Grill Plantains In Exile." | Miami |
| He seemed determined to get his hands on an $18 mojito in South Beach. Only in America! | Miami |
| He seemed interested in all kinds of canes, be they sugar, elderly walking-aids, or holders of the NCAA's home winning streak record. | Miami |
| He told me he was looking to hijack a Caribbean-bound cruise ship from the Keys. Sounds better than being a passenger. | Miami |
| He wanted to go somewhere he could get a bagel and a side of beans and rice. I guess that's a complete breakfast in Little Havana. | Miami |
| He wanted to go where the Hurricanes play: both the football team and the storm systems. | Miami |
| He was already wearing a swimsuit and a ton of sunblock. | Miami |
| He was carrying a large knife and mumbling something about the Everglades. | Miami |
| He was looking for a new set of keys: specifically Largo, Biscayne, and West. | Miami |
| He was talking nonsense. How can you go shopping for beachwear in a Coconut Grove? | Miami |
| He was trying to contact Cuban dissidents, but didn't want to go to Cuba. Or anywhere outside Florida. I think he really just wanted to go to the beach. | Miami |
| I caught her setting her watch to Eastern Standard Time. Don't know why she was being so sneaky about it. | Miami |
| I caught him filling out an aspirational scorecard from a round of golf at the Biltmore. Nobody birdies 15! | Miami |
| I couldn't believe it when she said she was going to the home of Dolphins who kick field goals. | Miami |
| I don't want to speculate, but she did say she was looking for somewhere with rampant real estate speculation near Fort Lauderdale, where her parents live. | Miami |
| I hear he went to Florida. Google the "Cruise Capital of the World" -- that's your city. Hopefully he hasn't set sail to the Caribbean yet. | Miami |
| I heard her exclaim that she couldn't believe the Clevelander wasn't in Ohio. | Miami |
| Oh, I reserved his next room - don't recall where, but I do remember it had FDR's middle name. | Miami |
| Oh, she was real interested in seeing where Scarface washed up. Both raft-wise and career-wise. | Miami |
| She asked for directions to "The U." So I sent her to our Linguistics Department. | Miami |
| She asked if I knew where she could buy gator repellent for when she hitchhiked Alligator Alley. | Miami |
| She carried a fistful of Carl Hiassen clippings. Or was that Dave Barry? No I remember now: it was Ana Veciana-Suarez. | Miami |
| She checked out a book about Hemingway's six-toed cats. And a book titled, "How to Sell Cats." | Miami |
| She checked out a book titled "The World's Worst Public Transportation System." It was about something in Florida called the MetroRail. | Miami |
| She just kept repeating, "the REAL name is Joe Robbie Stadium." | Miami |
| She said that where she was going, "First you get the money, then you get the power...." | Miami |
| She seemed concerned about injured manatees in the Intracoastal, because "they fetch a lot less at market." | Miami |
| She seemed interested in all kinds of canes, be they sugar, elderly walking-aids, or holders of the NCAA's home winning streak record. | Miami |
| She seemed obsessed with seeing flamingos in their native habitat, as well as vacationing snowbirds from New York and Quebec. | Miami |
| She seemed paranoid that the rhythm was gonna get her. I told her the Sound Machine was speaking figuratively. | Miami |
| She wanted to go to the home of the artist Britto, just to see something she didn't want to steal. | Miami |
| She wanted to read Dave Barry's column in the Herald. I told him, "Read? Heralds are supposed to shout at you! I know because I moonlight as a herald! CAN'T YOU TELL?" | Miami |
| She wanted to visit the original Joe's Stone Crab. I told her it had probably been eaten by now. | Miami |
| She was carrying a map of the Art Deco hotels on Collins Avenue, and a building-sized suitcase. | Miami |
| She was going to announce her destination in a one-hour television special. She was going to call it "The Decision." Seems a little vain if you ask me. | Miami |
| She was headed for a city in the Tropics. Guess she's not the day-job type. | Miami |
| She was heading for Lincoln Road, but hoped she wouldn't see a man in a Speedo on rollerblades. | Miami |
| She was looking for a new set of keys: specifically Largo, Biscayne, and West. | Miami |
| She was obsessed with the destruction of an orange bowl. I told her there was a dishware store around the corner and she snapped that I didn't understand. | Miami |
| So he's a crook? Well he won't be the only gangster who's been where he's going. | Miami |
| The woman had a real obsession with pastel architecture. | Miami |
| Yeah, I approved a loan for him to buy the Marlins. Should I not have done that? | Miami |
| By now her Lada is probably stuck in traffic on the MKAD. | Moscow |
| By the size of his rabbit fur hat, I expect he's heading to Deeky Zapad. | Moscow |
| He left this photo here. This looks like a tower, and I'm no architect but I'd swear that's a hyperboloid structure. | Moscow |
| He mentioned he's staying in the city they built over Prince Yuri Dolgoruky's old settlement. | Moscow |
| He was asking for directions to see Dmitry and Kuzma in the Square. | Moscow |
| He was planning a rendezvous by "a butcher" and "a Prince." | Moscow |
| He's a sucker for spy stuff, and he told me he wanted to tour "the organs of the VChk-OGPU-NKVD-MGB-KGB-MB." | Moscow |
| He's quite a motorhead. You might find him ogling the car collection at the Polytechnical Museum. | Moscow |
| He's staying by a building that used to house an insurance company. But it's better known as the home of the secret police. | Moscow |
| His favorite football team is nicknamed Myaso, or "Meat." Go to a game, if you dare. | Moscow |
| I can tell you he's staying somewhere between the Boulevard Ring and the Garden Ring. | Moscow |
| I can tell you with confidence that she's in the MSK time zone. | Moscow |
| I caught a glimpse of his ticket, and I think he's flying into Sheremetyevo. | Moscow |
| I heard her planning a rendezvous at a radio tower - but I don't know which one. | Moscow |
| I heard him planning a rendezvous at a radio tower - but I don't know which one. | Moscow |
| I just know that he's headed to a giant shopping center, right off the Square. | Moscow |
| I know he was hoping to get a ride on Peter the Great's sleigh. | Moscow |
| I know she's going to a building that's the center of government. In fact, they have 47 past rulers just lying around the place, I think for inspiration. | Moscow |
| I know where she's at. She's at where it's at. The White Town. The Forty Forties. The New Rome. Now you know what's what - so scram, man! | Moscow |
| I suggested she get a room at the Hotel Ukraina. The rumors of a hidden missile silo under the hotel have, so far, proven false. | Moscow |
| I suggested she spend an evening at the Bolshoi Theatre, and all she asked was whether they had good popcorn. | Moscow |
| I told her to get a drink at Cafe Pushkin. She asked me if they ever hold poetry slams. | Moscow |
| I told him he could leave the city on the Trans-Siberian Railway, but he was worried the Trans-Siberian Orchestra would be on the train. | Moscow |
| I told him he could visit Pushkin's museum and then head right across the street to Tolstoy's! But he just asked if I could help him find a Cliff Notes museum. | Moscow |
| I told him whatever happens, I hope he doesn't end up on the Lobnoye Mesto. | Moscow |
| I told him while he's there to make a visit to St. Basil's. Such a beautiful building - and to think Napoleon almost blew it up! | Moscow |
| I warned him if he hears cannon fire, he shouldn't panic: maybe he's just walking by a concert hall. | Moscow |
| If it's May Day, look for him in the Square. He'll be wearing red, of course. | Moscow |
| If she gets in a bind, she can escape through the secret passage in the Secret Tower. | Moscow |
| I'll be honest, I really only know this city for its world-famous Cat Circus. | Moscow |
| I'll bet you'll find him at a Red Army game at the CSKA Ice Palace. | Moscow |
| It was hard to hear, but he said he was shopping "at gum." Wouldn't he mean "for gum?" Why does he need gum? | Moscow |
| She called to tell me that the body of their Premier is still on display in the Square for everyone to gawk at. And she thinks there's something wrong with its ear! | Moscow |
| She left this photo here. This looks like a tower, and I'm no architect but I'd swear that's a hyperboloid structure. | Moscow |
| She mentioned she might crash at a friend's dacha in the Green Belt. | Moscow |
| She might have snuck out of the city center and into the Golden Ring. | Moscow |
| She packed a bag full of big fonts and went to study at VkhUTEMAS. | Moscow |
| She said she was going on a business trip, but she asked for directions to Gorky Park. | Moscow |
| She said she was going to enter the Tal Memorial chess tournament while she's in town. But she was going to ask them if they'd let her use "checkers rules." | Moscow |
| She said she was staying with friends in Kitay-gorod. | Moscow |
| She told me she'd be going past a bell that weighs just over 200 tons. I bet her she couldn't ring it with her head! | Moscow |
| She was very curious about the iconostasis at the Cathedral of the Annunciation. For example, she asked me, "What's an iconostatis?" | Moscow |
| She whispered that she'd sneak into the fortress by climing along the bottom of the Trinity bridge. | Moscow |
| She's either hiding out by the Zaikonospassky Monastary, or the Novodevichy Convent - I always get the two mixed up. | Moscow |
| She's headed to the city by the Moskva River. | Moscow |
| To find him, head down the Moskva River until you get to a big city. You can't miss it. | Moscow |
| You might catch her lurking past the Church of the Holy Trinity in Nikitniki. | Moscow |
| You might find her checking the statue of Ivan Fyodorov for inkstains. | Moscow |
| You might find him disguised as a babushka in the Arbat district. | Moscow |
| You might find him holed up in the corner, in the Arsenal tower. | Moscow |
| You might find him shopping along Kuznetsky Most. | Moscow |
| Your suspect mentioned they wanted to see if the girls were really the type to make Paul McCartney sing and shout. | Moscow |
| Happy hour starts early for these crooks. If it's after 2 PM, odds are she'll be stumbling by the bars on Tom Mboya street. | Nairobi |
| He flew in through Kenyatta International Airport. He always wanted to do that thing where he sneaks in on the landing gear, and well, now he knows he shouldn't. | Nairobi |
| He mentioned something about the writer who first made him fall in love with Africa. Of course, he saw the movie, he didn't read the book. | Nairobi |
| He said he was planning to swing by the old farmhouse of one of his favorite Danish Baronesses. | Nairobi |
| Here, he sent me this postcard from the largest mountain in the country. Hey - if you stare at it right, it looks a bit like an ostrich, doesn't it? | Nairobi |
| He's probably going to catch a matatu out of the city and then head north through Kenya. | Nairobi |
| He's the biggest rugby fan I know, and I know he wouldn't miss the Safari Sevens tournament. | Nairobi |
| Hmm - well, I know she's a big fan of African novelists. I spotted her brushing up for her trip with a novel by Meja Mwangi. | Nairobi |
| Hmm, I'm not sure where this lady went, but she said something about a green city in the sun? | Nairobi |
| I believe he was going to scout out a safehouse high on Mt. Kenya. Well, more like a safe-hut. | Nairobi |
| I don't know if this gives you a clue, but your friend here mentioned he's a huge fan of benga. | Nairobi |
| I gave her directions in the city, and told her to take a left on Moi, Haile Selassie, a right on Pumwani, and when she sees the police, turn herself in. She didn't appreciate that. | Nairobi |
| I gave him directions in the city, and told him to take a left on Moi, Haile Selassie, a right on Pumwani, and when he sees the police, turn himself in. He didn't appreciate that. | Nairobi |
| I had trouble eavesdropping on him, but it sounds like your suspect was going to be "less than a day's drive from Mt. Kilimanjaro." Does that narrow it down? | Nairobi |
| I hear he's mingling with the ex-pats in Westlands. | Nairobi |
| I heard he had a rendezvous outside the Jamia Mosque. Or was it the Khoja? | Nairobi |
| I heard on the international police scanner that he was headed down Kenyatta Ave. through the center of the city. | Nairobi |
| I heard she was hitting way above par on the Muthaiga Country Club golf course. | Nairobi |
| I heard she was over there scouting some new talent among the Marathon runners. | Nairobi |
| I heard your suspect quote Eric Dutton, who in 1926 called the city, "a slatternly creature, unfit to queen it over so lovely a country." Tough words, but I'll say this: Dutton doesn't look so hot today himself. | Nairobi |
| I heard your target plan to check out the works of Nobel Peace Prize winner Wangari Muta Maathai. | Nairobi |
| I just saw on the television, he was speeding down Ring Road Pumwani and took a left onto Racecourse at the roundabout. | Nairobi |
| I know he said something about picking up some used D.O. Misiani & Shirati Jazz records. | Nairobi |
| I know where I last saw her, but I think she fled town to lay low in Mavoko, also known as Athi River. | Nairobi |
| I told him not to stay by Tom Mboya Street, but would he listen? He's lost three wallets in one week. | Nairobi |
| I told him that while he was there, he should try the local nyama coma. Eat enough and it'll put you in a--oh, you heard that one already. | Nairobi |
| I understand she was planning a rendezvous with an informant at the Jomo Kenyatta Mausoleum. | Nairobi |
| I'd bet she's already left the city to get lost in the countryside. Try Hell's Gate National Park. No, don't be scared, it's just a name. | Nairobi |
| If he's in town, he's going to want to catch a Mathare United game. I would look for him there. | Nairobi |
| If she has spare time she'll probably be picking out bargains at the Maasai Market near Slip Road. | Nairobi |
| If the heat is on - and to be clear, I mean cop heat, not African heat - he's probably going to lay low in Jevanjee Gardens. | Nairobi |
| I'll bet he's at Kenya Fashion Week, trying to use a fake press pass to chat up the models | Nairobi |
| I'll bet he's at Kenya Fashion Week, trying to use a fake press pass to chat up the models. | Nairobi |
| Last I heard, Interpol had chased her into Malindi Marine National Park. | Nairobi |
| Last I heard, Interpol had chased him into Malindi Marine National Park. | Nairobi |
| My friends spotted him stuck in traffic at Uhuru Highway and Haile Selassie Ave. | Nairobi |
| Rumor has it he's scoping out the Gallery of Contemporary East African Art at the National Museum. | Nairobi |
| She mentioned something about heading to a city named "the place of cool waters." | Nairobi |
| She passed through the city on her way north to Mt. Kenya. | Nairobi |
| She went to the city but she fled by train. Now, I can't remember - did she go west to Kisumu to catch a boat on Lake Victoria, or east to Mombasa to scram via the Indian Ocean? Eh... either way, it was someplace wet. | Nairobi |
| She's probably hanging around Nyayo National Stadium. Did you know they almost renamed it Coca Cola National Stadium? | Nairobi |
| She's the biggest rugby fan I know, and I know she wouldn't miss the Safari Sevens tournament. | Nairobi |
| The police almost caught her as she was using her grandmother's ATM card at the corner of Kenyatta and Moi Avenues. | Nairobi |
| The suspect is headed for a country just north of Tanzania. If you hit Uganda, you've gone too far. | Nairobi |
| The suspect went to a city that sits beside the Great Rift Valley. But which one? | Nairobi |
| They went to the city with the largest population in East Africa. | Nairobi |
| They're headed for a capital city in East Africa, I know that much. | Nairobi |
| This gentleman? Based on where he was going, I assumed he'd be headed out on Safari. | Nairobi |
| This man? He didn't say much, but he said that President Obama has plenty of family in the country where he's going. | Nairobi |
| We didn't talk much, but he mentioned that he was going to a museum at an old coffee farm? | Nairobi |
| Well, her favorite wild animal is the hippo, but she settled for going to the Langata Giraffe Centre. | Nairobi |
| While you're in town, why not head out to the countryside and take a safari in Amboseli? Don't worry, your suspect will wait for you. | Nairobi |
| You know, he did say something about going to a professional to get his nyatiti tuned. | Nairobi |
| You know, she did say something about going to a professional to get her nyatiti tuned. | Nairobi |
| Your friend went to see the flamingos at Lake Nakuru National Park. I warned against getting close enough to smell them. | Nairobi |
| Your suspect said they thought the motto of the country should be, "Kenya? You sure can!" | Nairobi |
| Your suspect wanted to see the monuments to the first president, Jomo Kenyatta. | Nairobi |
| Your suspect went to a city that started as a depot of the East Africa railroad, in the 1890s. But by 1901 the British Protectorate had moved its capital there from Mombasa. | Nairobi |
| Your suspect went where crime is so high that the locals have taken to calling it "Nairobbery." I'm sure V.I.L.E. isn't helping matters. | Nairobi |
| All I know is that he's in someplace called the Flourishing Law Temple, no doubt trying to stop it from flourishing. | Nara |
| He asked me if I knew where to find the works of Taikichi Irie. | Nara |
| He dropped this odd slip of paper: "Meet me on the dragon boats under the harvest moon, out of earshot of the gagaku musicians." Sounds romantic! | Nara |
| He may have gone just east of the city, checking out the birthplace of Matsuo Basho. | Nara |
| He might be paddling through the city on the Yoshino River. | Nara |
| He said he passed a couple thousand stone lanterns on the road up and almost two thousand metal ones inside the building. As he put it to me, "Who's gonna miss one?" | Nara |
| He said he was headed to pay his respects to a court lady who drowned herself in a pond. I wonder if he knew her? | Nara |
| He told me he'd planned a weekend logging and hunting vacation in Kasuga-yama Hill Primeval Forest. Then I gave him the bad news. | Nara |
| He was asking for directions to the five-story pagoda. I sent him to Gango-ji Gokurakubo, but it was sort of a joke: they only have the tiny version. | Nara |
| He was intrigued when I told him about all the Buddhist treasures housed at the Kokuhokan | Nara |
| He was torn on where to go next, but when I told him about the Monkey Festival, he was sold. | Nara |
| Her mom's birthday is coming up, so I'll bet you'll find her craftshopping in Nara-machi. | Nara |
| He's headed to a city on the eastern end of the old Silk Road. | Nara |
| He's hold up in a place that, its other merits aside, is a fantastic example of Kasuga-zukuri architecture. | Nara |
| His ears perked up when I told him about the "Venus of the Orient," until I told him it wasn't the arms that were missing. | Nara |
| I asked if she needed a reservation, and she said she'd be staying in one of the old-fashioned cottages at Edo-San. | Nara |
| I don't know why a Buddha would ever have antlers, but apparently she was excited to see one that did. | Nara |
| I don't know why Buddha would ever have antlers, but apparently he was excited to see one that did. | Nara |
| I heard he's hiding in the East Pagoda of a temple. Or, maybe it's the West? | Nara |
| I heard him talk about going to both Osaka and Iga. You're probably looking for a city that's between the two. | Nara |
| I know he was going to check the Shoso-in storehouse to see if they left anything pricey just sitting around. | Nara |
| I know she was going to check the Shoso-in storehouse to see if they left anything pricey just sitting around. | Nara |
| I know she was trying to get to the city in time for Shika no Tsuno Kiri, to look for bargains on used deer antlers. | Nara |
| I know the city where she's headed used to go by the name of Uda. | Kyoto |
| I mentioned to him that the garden right next to the Kasuga Shrine has every plant in the Man'yōshū. | Nara |
| I pointed him to the five-story pagoda at Kofuku-ji Temple. | Nara |
| I told her a great temple she could visit, but I warned her to keep an eye out for the deer poop. | Nara |
| I told her about the beautiful Lady Tachibana Altar, and she asked, "Do you think she'd mind if I borrow it?" | Nara |
| I told her if she's there for the yamayaki, she should watch them them set the mountain on fire. | Nara |
| I told her not to miss the Noh at Kofukuji Temple. When I told her they're performed at night by torchlight, she balked and said she's scared of the dark. | Nara |
| I told her to check out the Yakushi triad, but she said she only had room in her bag for one of them. | Nara |
| I understand he's headed to the capital city of Nara Prefecture. | Nara |
| If she's in town, she'll probably stop for eats at the Higashimuki arcade. I know she's partial to sushi wrapped in persimmon leaves. | Nara |
| If you're going in mid-December, you might catch her mingling in the costume parade by Kasuga Wakamiya-jinja. She'll be the one dressed like an international criminal. | Nara |
| I'll bet he headed out of town on either the Yamatoji Line or the Sakurai Line. | Nara |
| I'm no fan of cha-ga-yu, but your friend there can't get enough of it. | Nara |
| Kofuku-ji Temple | Nara |
| Oh sure, I know where he went. The town just celebrated their 1300th anniversary! The sake never stopped flowing. | Nara |
| She did mention a Temple that was built by an Empress after her Emperor came down with some kind of eye ailment? | Nara |
| She dropped this odd slip of paper: "Meet me on the dragon boats under the harvest moon, out of earshot of the gagaku musicians." Sounds romantic! | Nara |
| She may have gone just east of the city, checking out the birthplace of Matsuo Basho. | Nara |
| She said she was headed to pay her respects to a court lady who drowned herself in a pond. I wonder if she knew her? | Nara |
| She told me she might make a daytrip to take a gander at the golden exports of Yamatokoriyama. I think she might be disappointed. | Nara |
| She told me she was a bit of an afficianado of Vairocana buddhas, so I knew exactly where to send her. | Nara |
| She told me she was going to the world's largest wooden building, hoping to grab some of the world's largest termites. | Nara |
| She was intrigued when I told her about all the Buddhist treasures housed at the Kokuhokan. | Nara |
| She's headed to a city on the eastern end of the old Silk Road. | Nara |
| Sure, I know where she went. It's the city that used to go by the name "Citadel of Peace." | Nara |
| The city he went to was the capital of the country - for a measly 74 years. Back then it probably took 74 years just to get the letter saying, "Hey, guess what. You're not the capital anymore." | Nara |
| The city she went to was the capital of the country - for a measly 74 years. Back then it probably took 74 years just to get the letter saying, "Hey, guess what. You're not the capital anymore." | Nara |
| The last time I was in this city, I wanted to see the Water-Drawing Festival. Trouble is, I got there too early and spent the whole time ducking monks waving huge pine torches. | Nara |
| We had a bet: I said she would find Prince Shotoku's temples more magnificent, but she swore she's Team Emperor Shomu all the way. | Nara |
| When she heard she was going to be just west of Iga Ueno, one word left her lips: "Ninjas." | Nara |
| You know, he might have headed out to Asuka to take a look at the Masuda no iwafune. He said he might want to add it to his rock collection. | Nara |
| You might catch her on a shrine crawl up Mt. Yoshino. | Nara |
| You might catch him practicing his drifting at Meihan Sports Land. | Nara |
| You might catch him strolling through town on Sanjo-Dori or stealing crumbs from the ducks at Sarusawa Pond. | Nara |
| You might find him hiding out in the city's oldest building, Sangatsu-do. | Nara |
| You might find him slurping his tea in Isui-en Garden | Nara |
| You might find him taking a stroll along the "path beside the mountains," near the headquarters of the Tenrikyo. | Nara |
| As far as I know, he's cruising down I-40 in a rental car. | Nashville |
| For all I know, he's at the theater where Emmylou Harris recorded her second live album! | Nashville |
| From what I've heard, he's slated to judge the bloody mary contest at this year's Tomato Arts Festival. | Nashville |
| He asked me for a ticket to Kurdistan, but balked at the high prices. Then he asked me for a ticket to "Little Kurdistan." | Nashville |
| He asked me for a ticket to Kurdistan, but balked at the high prices. Then he asked me for a ticket to "Little Kurdistan." | Nashville |
| He bragged that he already had tickets to next week's Opry. I'm sure he'll have a grand ole time! | Nashville |
| He checked in here as Johnny Cash, but something tells me that won't fly in the city he's going to next. | Nashville |
| He could be southeast of the city, picking up the key component for a Lynchburg Lemonade. | Nashville |
| He kept talking about a battle that took place there, in December. He claimed it was the most decisive victory in the war for either the Union or the Confederates. | Nashville |
| He said he simply had to find one of Manuel Cuevas's suits. He wouldn't settle for anything less than the best. | Nashville |
| He said he was going to a city where "the streets were paved with tourists and the record companies flourish." I didn't ask him any questions after that. | Nashville |
| He told me he was a big fan of antebellum architecture and would be visiting a grove of tulips, but I didn't see the connection. | Nashville |
| He told me he was going to see the Batman Building. I asked him if they call it the Bruce Wayne Building by day. | Nashville |
| He told me he was visiting the Parthenon, but mentioned that it's only been there since 1897. He must have been confused--I'm pretty sure the Parthenon is a bit older than that. | Nashville |
| He was looking forward to galloping through the coffee fields. But if only he could get his hands on Tex Ritter's silver-plated saddle! | Nashville |
| He was very curious about whether it would be possible to transport his beloved horse, Iroquois, by plane. I suspect he's planning to register for the annual steeplechase. | Nashville |
| Here, she dropped this. It appears to be the insert from a Josh Rouse CD. | Nashville |
| He's off to see if he can finagle a backstage pass to the CMT Music Awards. | Nashville |
| He's probably staying somewhere on the banks of the Cumberland. I hear it's quite picturesque. | Nashville |
| He's somewhere in Davidson County. I'd check its largest city. | Nashville |
| He's stopping in for a meat 'n' three at Monell's. | Nashville |
| He's visiting the world's largest exhibit of William Edmondson's sculptures. Though who's to say it will still be the world's largest when he's through with it? | Nashville |
| I gave him tickets to the Oilers but it only made him angry. He thought they still played in Texas! | Nashville |
| I hear the university there has a fine institute for the study of coffee, if that's her cup of tea--pardon my expression! | Nashville |
| I heard her tell someone she was going to "the Athens of the South." | Nashville |
| I recommended her Breakfast at the Hermitage. Who doesn't like a little historical fiction for the plane? | Nashville |
| I thought he was a little bit old to be going crazy over Miley Cyrus, but what can I tell you? He called her "the best of both worlds." | Nashville |
| I told her to visit my alma mater, Peabody College, but come to think of it I'm not entirely sure it exists anymore. | Nashville |
| I'd start by looking for her at LP Field. And no, that doesn't stand for "long playing." | Nashville |
| If he gets tired of the city, I recommended he head east and climb Clingmans Dome. I guess he's not much of an outdoorsman, though, because he said he'd rather go to Dollywood. | Nashville |
| I've always admired the city for its contribution to American literature. With its fugitives and agrarians, it practically owns the Southern Renaissance! | Nashville |
| Legend has it that the coffee at her hotel is "good to the last drop." | Nashville |
| She asked me for a ticket to Kurdistan, but balked at the high prices. Then she asked me for a ticket to "Little Kurdistan." | Nashville |
| She bragged that he already had tickets to next week's Opry. I'm sure she'll have a grand ole time! | Nashville |
| She checked in here as June Carter Cash, but something tells me that won't fly in the city she's going to next. | Nashville |
| She could be southeast of the city, picking up the key component for a Lynchburg Lemonade. | Nashville |
| She kept talking about a battle that took place there, in December. She claimed it was the most decisive victory in the war for either the Union or the Confederates. | Nashville |
| She might be seeing a concert at the "mother church" of country. | Nashville |
| She told me she desperately needed to meet with her lawyer. I hear he has an office in The Pinnacle. | Nashville |
| She was planning a jaunt through Edwin Warner Park. Or was it Percy Warner Park? I can't believe I don't remember. | Nashville |
| She was trying to track down Andy Warhol's portrait of Jamie Wyeth. She said someone named Cheek had it. | Nashville |
| She's at a famous music studio, looking for the exact spot where Dolly Parton crashed her car. | Nashville |
| She's looking to get a record deal in the Christian music industry. Sorry, the "inspirational" music industry--that's how she put it. She's in the right place, at any rate! | Nashville |
| She's planning to visit Fort Nashborough. You know, to see where the city got its start. | Nashville |
| She's seeking a helping hand in the capital of the Volunteer State. | Nashville |
| She's stopping in for a meat 'n' three at Monell's. | Nashville |
| Some call where he's going the "buckle" of the Bible Belt. | Nashville |
| the city he's going to shares it's name with a city on the isle of mull. | Nashville |
| The city he's going to was named after a brigadier called Francis Nash. | Nashville |
| The only thing I can tell you is that he was wearing a jersey with a saber-toothed tiger on the front. | Nashville |
| The university there is named after a commodore. A very wealthy commodore, I'd bet. | Nashville |
| The university there is named after a commodore. A very wealthy commodore, I'd bet. | Nashville |
| To a Protestant, the city he's going to might as well be the Vatican! | Nashville |
| With the boots she had on? It looked she was about to two-step down to Honky Tonk Row. | Nashville |
| Word has it she's planning a bank heist in Music City. Something to the tune of $10,000. | Nashville |
| You might find her in a building shaped like a bass clef and decorated like a giant keyboard! | Nashville |
| You might spot him walking the fields of Old Hickory's first plantation. Maybe he'll even decide if he prefers picking cotton to picking wallets. | Nashville |
| You might spot him wandering the fields of Old Hickory's first plantation. Maybe he'll even decide he prefers picking cotton to picking wallets. | Nashville |
| didn't catch the context, but she was praising the Birla family for the great work they had done on a building. | New Delhi |
| Every time I walk the streets of the city where he went, I tip my hat to Sir Edwin Lutyens and Sir Herbert Baker. Well done, lads! | New Delhi |
| Have you tried looking for him in the capital of India? I think he was going there. | New Delhi |
| He mentioned he was staying on the Janpath, near Connaught Circus. | New Delhi |
| He mentioned the city's built on the remains of seven other cities, dating back to Indraprastha. He read that on a placemat at an Indian fast food restaurant. | New Delhi |
| He said he was going to check out the fossils at a museum across from Nepal's embassy. | New Delhi |
| He said he'd be in Victory Square, mentioning something about beating a retreat. Makes no sense to me. | New Delhi |
| He said something about holing up in a fort with a dried-up moat. | New Delhi |
| He was going to recruit at a private school whose motto goes, "Perfection cannot be achieved by the weak." | New Delhi |
| He was terrified after he heard the stories about the Monkey Man. I told him it was probably just a manifestation of Hanuman - nothing to worry about. | New Delhi |
| He's already planning his next move - with a motorcycle he bought in Karol Bagh. | New Delhi |
| He's cruising for chow in Chandi Chowk on a cycle-rickshaw. Catch him quick! | New Delhi |
| He's going to where the King's Way meets the Queen's Way--or it was the Queen's, until they gave it to the people. | New Delhi |
| He's headed to one of the city's great temples. I warned him to steer clear of the crowds on Janmashtami. | New Delhi |
| He's probably pigging out on lassi at the International Mango Festival! | New Delhi |
| He's really into alternate tunings, so I told him to catch a Half Step Down show. | New Delhi |
| He's running out of money, so odds are he'll crash with the backpackers in Paharganj. | New Delhi |
| I asked her to drop off a donation for me at the Jains' bird hospital. I hope she didn't just pocket it! | New Delhi |
| I asked him to drop off a donation for me at the Jains' bird hospital. I hope he didn't just pocket it! | New Delhi |
| I asked him to grab me a stuffed Shera, if they have any left. | New Delhi |
| I could swear he was humming the latest hit by A. R. Rahman. | New Delhi |
| I did spot her carrying a copy of the "Mint" newspaper. | New Delhi |
| I did spot him carrying a copy of the "Mint" newspaper. | New Delhi |
| I didn't catch the context, but he was praising the Birla family for the great work they had done on a building. | New Delhi |
| I gave him a place where he could lay low, but I warned him it gets crowded for the Prime Minister's speech on Independence Day. | New Delhi |
| I heard he's planning a rendezvous at the Lahore Gate. | New Delhi |
| I heard it through the grapevine that she's up on Raisina Hill. | New Delhi |
| I heard she's planning a rendezvous at the Lahore Gate. | New Delhi |
| I know where she went, but she didn't say why. Maybe she's a student of ancient Jain temples? | New Delhi |
| I suggested she go by Raj Ghat on a Friday to pay her respects. | New Delhi |
| I told him he had to see Sher Shar's fort, but I suggested he take care going down the tower stairs. | New Delhi |
| I told him if he ever loses his watch, he can go check the world's largest sundial. | New Delhi |
| I warned him that the city he's headed to lies in the Yamuna floodplains. He assured me that his boss made him pass a swim test before he took the job. | New Delhi |
| I was surprised when she told me she was hitting the stamp museum in Sardar Patel Chowk, but she explained that she has really small pockets. | New Delhi |
| If she's there on January 26, she'll be just in time for the Republic Day Parade. | New Delhi |
| I'm pretty positive she flew into Indira Gandhi International. | New Delhi |
| She asked me about the local restrooms, and I told her about a museum where she'd have no trouble finding a toilet. | New Delhi |
| She mentioned she was going to browse through Ashoka's edicts and then catch a cricket game. | New Delhi |
| She planned to duck into Dr. Pathak's museum, but only because she wanted to use the restroom. | New Delhi |
| She said she was going on a tomb crawl through Lodi Gardens. | New Delhi |
| She said she was going to try and climb the world's tallest brick minaret. | New Delhi |
| She was hoping to find a lotus in the National Rose Garden. | New Delhi |
| She was telling me about an iron pillar that's stood for a millenium and a half without rusting. She thought it would make a terrific umbrella rack. | New Delhi |
| She went to a metropolis in far northern India. If she took a bus, she may not be there for days. | New Delhi |
| She's going to where the King's Way meets the Queen's Way--or it was the Queen's, until they gave it to the people. | New Delhi |
| She's headed to one of the city's great temples. I warned her to steer clear of the crowds on Janmashtami. | New Delhi |
| When I heard she was staying near the Tibet House, I told her to check out the Padmapani Lectures. She looked like she could use a little universal compassion. | New Delhi |
| When I suggested he see the Secretariat Buildings, he told me he wasn't really a "horse person." | New Delhi |
| Yeah, I know where she's going, but I don't agree with it. I like the old deli better. | New Delhi |
| You might catch him cruising down the Rajpath away from Rashtrapati Bhavan. | New Delhi |
| You might find her in a bookstore in Khan Market, browsing the magazines without buying them. | New Delhi |
| You might find him in a bookstore in Khan Market, browsing the magazines without buying them. | New Delhi |
| You might find him in the biggest mosque in India. | New Delhi |
| You'll probably find her trapped in traffic in the middle of Connaught Place. | New Delhi |
| You're looking for the city that replaced Calcutta as the capital of the country. | New Delhi |
| All I know is, he was headed for a Metropolis. Best kind of polis, if you ask me. Eat it, Acropolis! | New York |
| All I know is, it's a city with a famous skyline. How come nobody ever talks about cities' groundlines? Some are quite fetching. | New York |
| All I know is, it's one of those cities with a, what do you call it? Philharmonic. That Phil, he really gets around. | New York |
| He asked if I knew how he could get into Julliard. I thought he meant as a student, but then he started asking about air shafts. | New York |
| He had big plans to visit an island. Less tropical, and more Staten. | New York |
| He kept talking about a "Chrysler Building." I had no idea they still built Chryslers in that country. | New York |
| He mentioned he was on his way to the art galleries of Chelsea. It was a little suspicious that he was wearing a robber's mask when he said it. | New York |
| He said he wanted to see the house that Ruth built, and Steinbrenner demolished. Made me feel pretty bad for Ruth - she put in all that work! | New York |
| He said he wanted to see the rink where the Rangers play. Which confused me - I'd never heard of baseball on ice. | New York |
| He said he'd chosen his next destination based on hearing that he could own it in exchange for trade goods worth 60 17th-century guilders. | New York |
| He seemed excited to visit Queens, so excited that at first I thought he meant royalty. But no, just the borough. | New York |
| He told me he was headed to Italy. Well, not actual Italy -- a much smaller version of the original. | New York |
| He took out a book about the Brooklyn Bridge, and then he tried to sell it to me. | New York |
| He wanted a one-way ticket to the "concrete jungle where dreams are made of." I definitely thought that was an awkward way to put it. | New York |
| He wanted to go to the top of the Empire State Building, but lamented that he didn't have the size, fur-covered body, or tragic humanity to climb it. | New York |
| He wanted to see the work of Robert Moses. So I assume he went to the Robert Red Sea. | New York |
| He was excited to fly into JFK airport, though he suspected it was part of a conspiracy to mask the existence of a second airport. | New York |
| He was going to an island city. And not one of those city-shaped islands in the Persian Gulf. | New York |
| He was headed someplace where he could meet a delegate from every nation in the world. I told him he could stay here and do that on the Internet. | New York |
| He was headed to a city that you would not want to eat salsa from, according to some commercials I saw a few years back. | New York |
| He was headed to the Hudson River, thankfully without any plans to swim in it. | New York |
| He was headed to Wall Street, which is why instead of a plane ticket, he had bundled travel future derivatives. | New York |
| He was here for a while, but then left to find a park that was "a little more Central." | New York |
| He was looking forward to riding the Subway. I could tell because he had no sense of personal space. | New York |
| He was obsessed with trying a Gray's Papaya. I warned him to stay away from papayas that color. | New York |
| He was obsessed with trying a Grey's Papaya. I warned him to stay away from papayas that color. | New York |
| He was such a jerk. He said the museum he was going to was so much better than ours because it had a full-size blue whale AND a sperm whale fighting a squid. | New York |
| He's headed to the Big Apple to see Lady Liberty and the Empire State Building. You can fact-check me on Wikipedia, but I think it's the most populous city in the United States. | New York |
| I know the city was famous for its museums, and even more famous for the postcards you could get in its museum gift shops. | New York |
| Okay, I get it. This isn't the Waldorf. But did he really have to show me by going to the Waldorf? | New York |
| She asked how to get to Carnegie Hall, and I gave her the old answer: "walk there, walk there, walk there." | New York |
| She asked if I knew how she could get into Julliard. I thought she meant as a student, but then she started asking about air shafts. | New York |
| She asked if I'd ever been to Prospect Park. Now that you tell me she's a thief, I'd watch for a major stroller heist. | New York |
| She complained there weren't enough people with identical laptops working on their novels here, so she was going to the West Village. | New York |
| She couldn't contain her excitement to visit MoMA. Personally I prefer to call it by its original name, MaureenMA. | New York |
| She had big plans to visit the Cloisters. But why would you want to see medieval art somewhere with no medieval history? | New York |
| She invited me to go with her to Hell's Kitchen. I told her I was hungry, but not that hungry. | New York |
| She mentioned wanting to cross the George Washington Bridge. But I'm not sure I'd want to cross George Washington - he defeated the English army! | New York |
| She said she had reservations at Peter Luger's. But now that I know she's on the run from the law, I suspect she stole that 7 pm slot from someone else. | New York |
| She said she wanted to see the house that Ruth built, and Steinbrenner demolished. Made me feel pretty bad for Ruth - she put in all that work! | New York |
| She said she was going to get pastrami at Katz's, to really get the authentic deli experience. | New York |
| She said she was on her way to the headquarters of Goldman Sachs. That must be where they keep everyone's money sacks. | New York |
| She said she'd stay awake until she arrived in the city that never slept. Didn't seem like the healthy choice to me. | New York |
| She said when she got to the Met, she wouldn't give the suggested donation, but would do her part by not stealing a painting. | New York |
| She seemed interested in amateur night at the Apollo. But I heard some of her stand-up, and the Sandman won't be as patient as I was. | New York |
| She told me "if you want to get to Harlem, you have to take the A train." Then I told her, "first you have to take an airplane." | New York |
| She told me she was headed to Madison Avenue, which I guess is a street from back when everyone was naming their daughters Madison. | New York |
| She took out a book about the Brooklyn Bridge, and then she tried to sell it to me | New York |
| She wanted to go to Amsterdam, but not to regular old Amsterdam. She wanted a New Amsterdam. | New York |
| She wanted to know if her library card would be accepted at Columbia University. Though now that I know she's a thief, I should warn them that she probably won't be making any returns. | New York |
| She wanted to see the Statue of Liberty, specifically the parts connecting it to the ground. | New York |
| She wanted to see the work of Robert Moses. So I assume she went to the Robert Red Sea. | New York |
| She wanted to take me down to Chinatown, but had to wait until they finished track work on the C/E train. | New York |
| She wanted to visit Ellis Island, to experience what her ancestors went through. Must've been a grueling ferry ride. | New York |
| She was headed someplace where she could meet a delegate from every nation in the world. I told her she could stay here and do that on the Internet. | New York |
| She was such a jerk. She said the museum she was going to was so much better than ours because it had a full-size blue whale AND a sperm whale fighting a squid. | New York |
| SoHo, NoHo, Nolita, Tribeca -- was it a clue, or was she just speaking Japanese? | New York |
| We found an old map of the USSR in her room. Tselinograd was circled. | New York |
| He barked on the phone, "Meet me by the stones of two Houses of Parliament!" | Ottawa |
| He called in a sighting by Elvis Lives Lane. | Ottawa |
| He doesn't have much time, but he was going to fly by the Canadian Aviation and Space Museum. | Ottawa |
| He got in trouble trying to light a cigarette with the Centennial Flame. | Ottawa |
| He said he was going to the Rideau Street Chapel. But I thought they demolished it years ago? | Ottawa |
| He said he's in a little hamlet named Blackburn? | Ottawa |
| He said he's looking for used Hilotrons CDs. | Ottawa |
| He told me he has an irresistable urge to lick the most precious postage stamp at the museum in Gatineau. See that he gets help, okay? | Ottawa |
| He told me she was headed to Bytown and I said he's too late--they changed the name years ago. | Ottawa |
| He was going to check if he's too old to join the Royal Canadian Air Cadets. | Ottawa |
| He's flying to the capital of Canada. Maybe he wants to join the mounties? | Ottawa |
| He's hand-delivering an angry letter to the editor of the _Kitchissippi Times_. | Ottawa |
| He's on a major city on the Ottawa River, but I forget the name. | Ottawa |
| He's probably at the Bank of Canada Currency Museum, picking up tips on how to print the bills. | Ottawa |
| He's staying by the Notre Dame cathedral. Which Notre Dame cathedral? Hmm, he didn't mention that when I was eavesdropping... | Ottawa |
| I bet he'll catch a Fat Cats game while he's in town. | Ottawa |
| I bet her she couldn't skate all the way there from Kingston on the Rideau Canal. | Ottawa |
| I bet her she wouldn't go over Chaudière Falls in a canoe. Look for her either at the top or the bottom. | Ottawa |
| I don't know where he went, but I did see him carrying a Senators souvenir hockey stick. | Ottawa |
| I don't know where she went, but I did see her carrying a Senators souvenir hockey stick. | Ottawa |
| I hear he was almost attacked in a plaza by a gigantic bronze spider that towered over his head! | Ottawa |
| I hear she was almost attacked in a plaza by a gigantic bronze spider that towered over her head! | Ottawa |
| I heard her on her mobile: "Meet me in the hall by Haida Gwaii." | Ottawa |
| I heard he's casing the changing of the Canadian Grenadier Guards, looking for his chance to slip by. | Ottawa |
| I heard he's fixing bets on toboggans at Green's Creek. | Ottawa |
| I heard he's having tea at a Prime Minister's summer retreat. | Ottawa |
| I heard he's spying on the canal from up on Major's Hill Park. | Ottawa |
| I heard she wants to fiddle with the Morse Code decoder outside the war museum. | Ottawa |
| I heard she's casing the changing of the Canadian Grenadier Guards, looking for her chance to slip by. | Ottawa |
| I heard she's fixing bets on toboggans at Green's Creek. | Ottawa |
| I heard she's going to the old Museum of Man. But which man, I have no clue. | Ottawa |
| I joked that he should try to speak with King's mother at the tearoom. | Ottawa |
| I panicked when I heard - she wants to steal one of Joseph Casavant's organs! You'll save Joseph, right? | Ottawa |
| I suggested he stay at the hostel at Nicholas Gaol, but the idea of sleeping in a prison made him nervous. | Ottawa |
| I thought it was fishy when he bought a ticket to Carp Airport with cash. | Ottawa |
| I would look for him playing conductor on the trains at the Canada Science and Technology Museum. | Ottawa |
| If she leaves the town she's in, she might grab her French phrasebook and head across the river to Hull. | Ottawa |
| She has a rendezvous at the Canadian War Museum. | Ottawa |
| She just caught a flight to Rockcliffe Airport. | Ottawa |
| She said she was going to the Rideau Street Chapel. But I thought they demolished it years ago? | Ottawa |
| She said she's staying with friends at Rockcliffe Park Village, but I find it hard to believe. | Ottawa |
| She sent me a postcard from an aboriginal village on Turtle Island. | Ottawa |
| She stole my dogeared "Inspector Green" novels for the trip. | Ottawa |
| She told me she had to earn a few badges at the Museum of Canadian Scouting. | Ottawa |
| She wants to make a mint. So I told her to go to the Royal Canadian Mint and borrow their blueprints. | Ottawa |
| She was last spotted outside the city at the Upper Canada Migratory Bird Sanctuary. She was asking the staff how they keep the collection from leaving every year. | Ottawa |
| She was spotted running from the mounties in the National Capital Region. | Ottawa |
| She's going to go by the Bytown Museum to study By, by the by. | Ottawa |
| She's hand-delivering an angry letter to the editor of the Kitchissippi Times. | Ottawa |
| She's meeting someone by a peaceful tower whose carillon boasts 53 bells. | Ottawa |
| She's probably at the Central Experimental Farm, looking for a two-headed cow. | Ottawa |
| She's staying by the Notre Dame cathedral. Which Notre Dame cathedral? Hmm, she didn't mention that when I was eavesdropping … | Ottawa |
| While he's there, I suggested he pay his respects by the Book of Remembrance. | Ottawa |
| While she's there, I suggested she pay her respects by the Book of Remembrance. | Ottawa |
| You know, Queen Victoria selected the city she's in to be the country's capital. | Ottawa |
| You might find him waiting for his contact at a café in ByWard Market. | Ottawa |
| You'll find him selling counterfeit course credits on the campus at Carleton University. | Ottawa |
| I bet she'll catch a Fat Cats game while she's in town. | Ottowa |
| She said she's staying with friends at Rockcliffe Park Village, but I find it hard to believe. | Ottowa |
| Go straight to Plaza Cinco de Mayo. Look for the shiftiest character who isn't in Congress. | Panama City |
| He bragged that Henry Morgan might have missed his treasure - but he wouldn't! | Panama City |
| He had to see a man. | Panama City |
| He planned to sneak in through the Gaillard Cut. | Panama City |
| He told me he had a plan. | Panama City |
| He told me he wanted to follow in the strokes of Richard Halliburton. So I leant him 36 cents and wished him godspeed. | Panama City |
| He told me he wants to hit the Interoceanic Canal Museum, and learn how to open locks. | Panama City |
| He wanted to see the Einstein head sculpture in El Cangrejo. | Panama City |
| He was last seen on a rented bike, pedaling down Calzada to Flamenco Island. | Panama City |
| He was planning a rendezvous at the Museo Afro-Antilleano. | Panama City |
| He was whispering, so I might have misheard - but I think he had a lock for some guy named Pedro Miguel. | Panama City |
| headed to the old Santo Domingo convent, to scour a museum of religious art. | Panama City |
| Here, he dropped this photo of a siege of herons outside the President's palace. | Panama City |
| He's headed to the old Santo Domingo convent, to scour a museum of religious art. | Panama City |
| He's meeting someone at the Baha'i House of Worship on the Transisthmian. | Panama City |
| He's probably trying to complete his coin collection at the Casa-Museo del Banco Nacional. | Panama City |
| He's sailing through a canal. But where? | Panama City |
| I asked her what she thought of the The Bridge of Life Museum. She told me it hadn't treated her well but hey, it beats the alternative. | Panama City |
| I believe she's hiding in a boarded-up building in Casco Viejo. | Panama City |
| I heard he was at the Earl S. Tupper Tropical Sciences Library, begging the reference librarian to look at his rash. | Panama City |
| I know where she went. We were just talking about the famous flat arch - and how it got a whole lot flatter in 2003. | Panama City |
| I told her the name of a café in the neighborhood of La Exposición where she could get the best seco in town. | Panama City |
| Look for her on a shoplifting spree along Avenida Central, by the Parque Santa Ana. | Panama City |
| Look for him at the Universidad Santa María la Antigua, pretending he's on a semester abroad. | Panama City |
| Maybe he's casing the cargo ships from up on the Paseo de las Bóvedas. | Panama City |
| Oh yeah, I know her type. Hot shoe, burnin' down the avenue. Model citizen, zero discipline. | Panama City |
| She bragged that Henry Morgan may have missed this treasure - but she wouldn't! | Panama City |
| She could be hanging with the sloths at the Centro de Exhibiciones Marinas. | Panama City |
| She could be picking up knick-knacks at the National Artisans Market, by the ruins of the old city. | Panama City |
| She planned to sneak in through the Gaillard Cut. | Panama City |
| She said she's leaving the city to sail to an "island of flowers"? | Panama City |
| She said she's looking for an altar made entirely of gold. | Panama City |
| She told me she wanted to follow in the strokes of Richard Halliburton. So I leant her 36 cents and wished her godspeed. | Panama City |
| She wanted to rent a boat, but she said it could be no bigger than 950 feet long and 106 feet wide. | Panama City |
| She was coming into town via the Muelle Fiscal. | Panama City |
| She was last seen trying to hitch a ride by the Amador Causeway. Not a single ship would stop for her. | Panama City |
| She was spotted swatting mosquitos and waiting to meet someone at the Plaza de Francia. | Panama City |
| She'll make time for the Museo Antropológico Reina Torres de Araúz. Did you know she majored in anthropology? That's why she had to turn to crime. | Panama City |
| She's headed to the old Santo Domingo convent, to scour a museum of religious art. | Panama City |
| She's in Central America, right by a waterway between the Pacific and the Atlantic. | Panama City |
| She's in the city founded by Pedro Arias de Ávila. | Panama City |
| She's meeting somebody at the Parque Bolívar - but which Parque Bolívar? | Panama City |
| She's on an island whose name means "many fish." Maybe she's fishing? | Panama City |
| She's probably fishing for peacock bass at Gatun Lake. | Panama City |
| She's sailing through a canal. But which one? | Panama City |
| She's stowing away on a charter flight to Albrook airport. | Panama City |
| She's waiting to get into the Deep Room on Calle 48 Bella Vista. She's been waiting in that line for three days. | Panama City |
| Though it's seen better days, he really wanted to visit the Club de Clases y Tropas. | Panama City |
| Yeah, I know where she went. That town rocks! Remember that sick show they had outside the Vatican Embassy? | Panama City |
| You could catch him flying into Tocumen International, but where he's going, the canal would be an even better bet. | Panama City |
| You know, she did borrow my copy of "The Tailor of Panama" for the trip. | Panama City |
| You might find her brushing up on her Kuna dances at Mi Pueblito. | Panama City |
| You might find her trying to tame a tapir in Parque Natural Metropolitano. | Panama City |
| You might find him lurking around Colonial Casco Antiguo. | Panama City |
| You'll find her standing by a park, outside the Iglesia de San Francisco. | Panama City |
| Your suspect planned to follow in Henry Morgans footsteps, circa 1671. | Panama City |
| Don't tell anyone, but your friend here has a soft-spot for Princess Diana. She made sure to pay her respects at the Flame of Liberty. | Paris |
| Ever since the movie, he's been dying to check out the Moulin Rouge. | Paris |
| He didn't say exactly where he was going, but he mentioned a river that used to be called Sicauna - a name that either means "sacred source," or "weird cat!" | Paris |
| He dropped these instructions: "The white, blue, and red pipes are safe to sneak through. Beware - green is water and yellow is electricity. Or, just try the front door." | Paris |
| He mentioned he was going to Bruand's lock museum. I told him that I'd heard it was closed. I think somebody lost the key. | Paris |
| He mentioned he was going to climb up some old pig-iron tower they built around the fin de siècle. | Paris |
| He mentioned he was going to fill a few gaps in his stamp collection at the Museé de la Poste. | Paris |
| He mentioned he was hoping to get a look at Rodin's Balzac. | Paris |
| He mentioned he was staying in a city in Europe, in a neighborhood that's named for Mount Parnassus. | Paris |
| He mentioned he'd be heading to the Field of Mars to get a better view of the city. | Paris |
| He said he was headed for the capital of the Francophone world. Personally, I prefer regular old megaphones. | Paris |
| He said he was off to check out a comedy by Jean-Baptiste Poquelin. I didn’t recognize the name, but I'm told he was famous. | Paris |
| He said something about waiting along the Champs-Élysées to catch the end of a bike race. | Paris |
| He swore he'd make time to see "La Gioconda," even if it seemed a little touristy. | Paris |
| He told me he was excited to see the house where Victor Hugo wrote "On My Own." I suggested he might be a little mixed up. | Paris |
| He told me he was going to head over to IRCAM to pitch them on an amazing choral work for sixty henchmen banging on the bars of their cells. | Paris |
| He told me he was headed to where Frederick Chopin's death mask was cast. I said I'd rather just try his stuff on iTunes and see what I think. | Paris |
| He told me he's headed to a major foodie capital. I couldn't resist telling him that it's also the home of pasteurization. | Paris |
| He was looking forward to his trip, but he told me he was terrified of going anywhere near the Conciergerie. | Paris |
| He was sight-seeing near the catacombs when a sign scared him off. It read (and I'm translating), "Stop! This is the empire of death." I would turn around too! | Paris |
| Here, he dropped this photo of a bright bronze winged statue holding a torch, standing on top of a giant column? | Paris |
| Here, he left a copy of a reservation for a hotel on the Rue Quincampoix. | Paris |
| Here's a clue for you - a note from his daily planner about a lunch date at Jules Verne's. | Paris |
| Here's a photo he left behind of a tall memorial and a date that translates to "JULY 1830." | Paris |
| He's headed to a city that was named for a Celtic tribe that used to live here. | Paris |
| I know she was planning to come in by boat. She called ahead to have someone check the Zouave and make sure the river wasn't flooding. | Paris |
| I overheard her on the phone, saying she was going to case the Picasso museum in "the swamp." That sounds like an odd place for an art museum. | Paris |
| I overheard her planning a rendezvous: "Face west with the Statue of Liberty and wait for my ship to sail by." | Paris |
| I overheard him on his phone, telling someone he was going to scope out a statue from the island of Milo? | Paris |
| I overheard him on the phone, saying he was going to case the Picasso museum in "the swamp." | Paris |
| I overheard him on the phone, saying he was going to case the Picasso museum in "the swamp." That sounds like an odd place for an art museum. | Paris |
| I overheard him say on the phone, "We'll always have..." but then I missed the actual city name. | Paris |
| I suggested he pay a visit to my favorite cathedral, but he just said, "I'm a Fighting Irish fan from wayback!" | Paris |
| I think she was staying on the Île de la Cité. Or was it the Île Saint-Louis? | Paris |
| I told him, "No, your hunchback costume's very good, but there's no way they're going to let you ring the bells." | Paris |
| I would try watching out for her by Henri IV's New Bridge. | Paris |
| I'll bet he went to Disneyland. He's been dying to ride Crush's Coaster ever since it opened. | Paris |
| I'll bet you'll find her lurking in a cave at Parc des Buttes-Chaumont. | Paris |
| I'll tell you where he was headed to a major museum. You know, Napoleon was a big donor to its collection - though I understand they had to give some of the stuff back. | Paris |
| I'm pretty sure she's holed up near the final resting place of Napoleon. Fitting, since she's scared that this will be her Waterloo. | Paris |
| Odds are he flew into town through Charles de Gaulle airport. | Paris |
| She mentioned she landed a choice assignment: she's going to the City of Light. | Paris |
| She mentioned she might head to the Marché aux Fleurs et Oiseaux. She said she was looking for a stoolpigeon. | Paris |
| She mentioned she was going to visit the Quai des Orfèvres. She said she was expecting a lot of orfèvres. | Paris |
| She mentioned she'd be staying with a wealthy friend in the Tuileries Quarter. | Paris |
| She mentioned something about scoping out an antique arquebus at the Hôtel de Guénégaud. | Paris |
| She told me she couldn't wait to check out the court of the Sun King | Paris |
| She told me she spent all day looking for the Left Bank, and then she realized she was facing the wrong way. | Paris |
| She told me she was headed to where Frédéric Chopin's death mask was cast. I said I'd rather just try his stuff on iTunes and see what I think. | Paris |
| She's headed to a city on the River Seine. | Paris |
| This was a little bit mean of me, but before he left I got him to trade me all his cash for francs. | Paris |
| We couldn't agree on a matter of law - something about international grand larceny? - so he said he'd look it up in the Code of Hammurabi. | Paris |
| Where did he go … here, pass me one of those madeleines and I'm sure I'll remember. | Paris |
| You might find her checking the flea markets for old Serge Gainsbourg albums. | Paris |
| You might find her watching Le Défenseur du Temps in the Quartier de l'Horloge. She said she'd stay there at least three hours so she could see the whole show. | Paris |
| You might find him checking the flea markets for old Serge Gainsbourg albums. | Paris |
| You'll see some odd things in the city where he went. I mean, who would think of turning "The Firebird Suite" into a fountain? At least it should shoot flames. | Paris |
| Your friend has a sharp wit, but I warned him to hold his tongue while he's over there. He doesn't want to end up like Francis Seldon! | Paris |
| He asked me question after question about the parliamentary system there. Eventually I gave up and asked him to please just visit the Constitutional Centre | Perth |
| He may be affiliated with the Aboriginal Legal Rights Movement. He was simply fascinated by the history of the Whadjuk Noongar. | Perth |
| He may be taking in a show at Thomas Molloy's theater. | Perth |
| He might catch an Eagles game. Though he said unless they're playing the Swans, he has no interest in watching footy. | Perth |
| He might catch the ferry to "Rat's Nest Island," but he'll have to ditch his rental car. | Perth |
| He missed ANZAC Day, but he may still visit the State Memorial at dawn. | Perth |
| He missed ANZAC Day, but he may still visit the State Memorial at dawn. | Perth |
| He practically interrogated me about security at the Mint. If you ask me, he's just trying to get his hands on some Kalgoorlie gold. | Perth |
| He said something about visiting a colony of swans along the river | Perth |
| He said something about visiting a colony of swans along the river? | Perth |
| He told me he's headed to the capital of WA. | Perth |
| He wanted to be an accompanist for the Warrdong Performers, but I heard his didgeridoo skills left something to be desired. | Perth |
| He was last seen catching waves at Scarborough Beach. | Perth |
| He's a huge fan of Edwardian Baroque, so I told him he simply has to stop by "the Maj." | Perth |
| He's always had a deep appreciation for aboriginal art. | Perth |
| He's always wanted to see Tame Impala perform in their hometown. | Perth |
| He's poking around Round House, getting a taste of life in the penal system. | Perth |
| He's scoping out the music scene where John Butler got his start. | Perth |
| He's snorkeling along the southern edge of the Coral Coast. | Perth |
| He's somewhere on the southwestern coast of Oz. | Perth |
| I can only tell you this: the place he's going was named for Britain's Fair City. | Perth |
| I can't tell you where she was headed, but she did drop this map of Kings Park. | Perth |
| I could hardly contain my jealousy when she told me where she was going. There's only one place to see Yirra Yaakin live! | Perth |
| I directed him to a 1929 Morison painting honoring the city's centenary. | Perth |
| I expect his daytrip to Nambung will be the pinnacle of his stay. | Perth |
| I helped him find an exhibition of Shane Pickett's work. | Perth |
| I offered him tickets to see the Warriors, but he told me watching batsmen run the pitch wasn't his cup of tea. | Perth |
| I overheard her tell someone to meet her by the Peppermint. "Not the lolly," she exclaimed, "the Lawn!" | Perth |
| I recommended him the Law course at UWA. You know, in case he wants to change career paths. | Perth |
| I recommended that he climb to the top of the DNA Tower to take in the view. | Perth |
| I recommended that she climb to the top of the DNA Tower to take in the view. | Perth |
| I saw him reading restaurant reviews in last week's Sunday Times. | Perth |
| I think he mentioned having tea with Peter Albany Bell? | Perth |
| I'd look for her in the area between the Indian Ocean and Darling Range. | Perth |
| I'd look for him in the area between the Indian Ocean and Darling Range. | Perth |
| If I heard correctly, he's planning a rendezvous at Dryandra Lookout. | Perth |
| If she gets tired of the coast, she said she might head East and camp in the Golden Outback. I only hope you'll get to her before the dingoes do. | Perth |
| In the afternoon, you might find her sunbaking at Cottesloe Beach. | Perth |
| In the evening you might find him on City Beach sipping a Swan Valley muscatel. | Perth |
| It sounds like a fantastic city. I've always wanted to see where Tom Hungerford's short stories took place. | Perth |
| She asked me question after question about the parliamentary system there. Eventually I gave up and asked her to please just visit the Constitutional Centre. | Perth |
| She has a car meeting her at Jandakot airport and taking her up the Kwinana Freeway. | Perth |
| She may be affiliated with the Aboriginal Legal Rights Movement. She was simply fascinated by the history of the Whadjuk Noongar. | Perth |
| She might be in need of some medical attention. She said she had an appointment with the Fremantle Doctor? | Perth |
| She told me she was looking for "a groovy scene" where she could take her surfboard and move? I was a little confused at first, but I think I pointed her in the right direction? | Perth |
| She was going to see a production of Black Swan. Or a production at Black Swan Theater? I'm sure about the swan part, anyway. | Perth |
| She was last seen catching waves at Scarborough Beach. | Perth |
| She's always wanted to see Tame Impala perform in their hometown. | Perth |
| She's poking around Round House, getting a taste of life in the penal system. | Perth |
| Something about your friend did strike a chord with me. I was appalled that she even think about taking one of the twelve bells from St. Martin-in-the-Fields! | Perth |
| The city she's in is straight out of a Pavement song! | Perth |
| Word has it he had to pay a $300 fine for pocketing a quokka. Check the State Records Office if you don't believe me. | Perth |
| Word has it she's hidden some of her loot in the bushland of Bold Park. | Perth |
| You might be able to spot him at a festival celebrating native wildflowers. He'll be the one smelling the pink boronias. | Perth |
| You might find her at Caversham with a hand full of eucalyptus. She has a soft spot for koalas. | Perth |
| You might find her leading the Two-Up ring at Burswood. | Perth |
| You might find him at Caversham with a hand full of eucalyptus. He has a soft spot for koalas. | Perth |
| Your sticky-fingered friend made off with our only copy of "Messing Around in Earnest." I knew I shouldn't have believed her when she said she was coming back with her library card! | Perth |
| I saw her reading restaurant reviews in last week's Sunday Times. | Perth OR London |
| According to my sources, she was recently seen in "the unseen city." | Port Moresby |
| After a day or two in the city, she'll be ferrying to Loloata--I hear it's a great dive. | Port Moresby |
| All I can tell you is that he left for the capital with 7,000 kina in cash! | Port Moresby |
| As far as I know, she's staying in the largest city in Melanesia. Sounds like the kind of place where you'd get a heck of a suntan | Port Moresby |
| From what I hear, he's packed up his loot and set sail for Pot Mosbi. | Port Moresby |
| He bragged that he'd finally get his chance to poach the turtle off the Parliament Haus mosaic. | Port Moresby |
| He claimed to be fluent in Hiri Motu, though I couldn't make him prove it. | Port Moresby |
| He left this map in his room, but I can't make any sense of it. Can you read Tok Pisin? | Port Moresby |
| He mentioned a day trip that included a war cemetery and a river gorge. | Port Moresby |
| He might be the first non-Motuan to paddle a traditional lakatoi. | Port Moresby |
| He might be visiting the shops in the Burns Philips Building. He lit up when I told him it survived a Japanese bombing. | Port Moresby |
| He said he wanted to see the coast the "native" way, so I can only imagine he's somewhere along Edai Siabo's trade route in a double-hulled canoe. | Port Moresby |
| He said he wanted to see the coast the "native" way, so I can only imagine he's somewhere along Edai Siabo's trade route in a double-hulled canoe. | Port Moresby |
| He told me he was a big fan of William Takaku. Never heard of him myself, but perhaps it means something to you. | Port Moresby |
| He told me the capital was for the birds. He's probably closer to the area where the BBC shot Attenborough in Paradise. | Port Moresby |
| He was hoping to make it to the beach in time for the Hiri Moale Festival. | Port Moresby |
| He was looking for something by Allan Natachee, but unfortunately I couldn't help him. | Port Moresby |
| He was singing "Yumi Lukautim Mosbi" at high volume, and claimed it was a Justice song. Personally I'm a bigger fan of "D.A.N.C.E." | Port Moresby |
| He's probably enjoying the sun and surf somewhere in Oceania. | Port Moresby |
| Honestly, no one stays in the capital long. Perhaps he's embarking on a trek of the Kokoda Track. | Port Moresby |
| I heard he's camped out somewhere along the Coral Sea, trading sago flour for pottery. | Port Moresby |
| I imagine the airport he's flying into is named for John Jackson. His plane must have gone down around there. | Port Moresby |
| I know he wanted to see Marea Haus before it's condemned. | Port Moresby |
| I overheard her telling an associate to meet her in front of the Pineapple Building. She might be trying to squat there. | Port Moresby |
| I really don't know much about that area. Try the anthropology department--they seem to love it there! | Port Moresby |
| I wouldn't be surprised if she were spending the afternoon tending André Millar's plants. | Port Moresby |
| I?d start by checking the Koki produce market. She'd go bananas for a fresh coconut. | Port Moresby |
| I'd start by checking the Koki produce market. She'd go bananas for a fresh coconut. | Port Moresby |
| If he's PADI certified, he's probably checking out the wreckage near Suzie's reef. | Port Moresby |
| If he's really crafty, he'll be at the National Museum learning how to make bilums. | Port Moresby |
| If I were you, I'd stake out Varirata National Park. Even if she's a city kind of gal, she's gotta go there sometime. | Port Moresby |
| If she wanted to see birds of paradise in the city, she'd be at the National Botanic Garden. Oh, I hope she doesn't try to poach one! | Port Moresby |
| I'm willing to bet he's loitering around Fairfax Harbour, trying to stow away on an outgoing ship. | Port Moresby |
| Last I heard she left the city on a 12- to 14-day trail, though Kurt Fearnley did it in only 11. | Port Moresby |
| Oh, she's probably haggling over some cowry shells at the market near Tabari Place. | Port Moresby |
| She booked a one-way flight to the largest city in PNG. | Port Moresby |
| She bragged that she'd finally get her chance to poach the turtle off the Parliament Haus mosaic. | Port Moresby |
| She checked out an armful of books. A few more than we usually allow, but there's no bookstore whatsoever outside of the premiere university of the Pacific. | Port Moresby |
| She claimed to be fluent in Hiri Motu, though I couldn't make her prove it. | Port Moresby |
| She could be hiding out in one of the batteries on Paga Point--I wouldn't put it past her. | Port Moresby |
| She mentioned something about a McDonald's on the corner. I guess that doesn't help you too much, does it? | Port Moresby |
| She must be a WWII buff. She said she was planning to pitch a tent at Camp Wallaby. | Port Moresby |
| She should visit the Catholic cathedral there--there's a clear Sepik haus tambaran influence. | Port Moresby |
| She told me she was going to Ela Beach, but hopefully not to swim. | Port Moresby |
| She was looking for something by Allan Natachee, but unfortunately I couldn't help her. | Port Moresby |
| She was singing "Yumi Lukautim Mosbi" at high volume, and claimed it was a Justice song. Personally I'm a bigger fan of "D.A.N.C.E." | Port Moresby |
| That thieving rascal told me he was on a diplomatic mission to Powes Parkop's port just to get a discount on his airfare! | Port Moresby |
| The city he's staying in may be named for Admiral Sir Fairfax, but his daughters spotted it first. | Port Moresby |
| The city he's staying in may be named for Admiral Sir Fairfax, but his daughters spotted it first. | Port Moresby |
| The Modern History Department runs an excellent museum there. They even have a CA-1 Wirraway. | Port Moresby |
| The way he was going on and on about Japanese ships, he must be somewhere near the site of the Coral Sea battle. | Port Moresby |
| There's no risk of him making off with any gold from the Gold Club, but they should keep a close eye on their kegs of South Pacific. | Port Moresby |
| When he told me where he was going, I could hardly contain my jealousy. I've always wanted to see a Black Sicklebill in person! | Port Moresby |
| Word has it she's in Waigani, snooping around the new government buildings. | Port Moresby |
| You'll find him in the main port of a country situated on one half of an island. | Port Moresby |
| Your friend might think he's tough, but I can tell you this: he'll be no match for the local raskols. | Port Moresby |
| Your thieving friend could out-swindle the swindlers at Tabari Place. | Port Moresby |
| He could be out looking for an ATM on the Terrasse Dufferin. | Quebec |
| He could be prowling around old Vicki's dad's stuff at the Maison Kent. | Quebec |
| He could be sneaking around Le Jardin des Gouverneurs. | Quebec |
| He might be posting lookout from the top of Édifice Price. | Quebec |
| He told me if things get too hot, he might head north and hide out in Nunavik. | Quebec |
| He was griping about having to climb the "neck-breaking" steps. | Quebec |
| He was hoping to get into town in time for the Winter Carnival. You know, that mascot always reminded me of that thing in "Ghostbusters." | Quebec |
| He went to a very civilized city to see their Museum of Civilization. | Quebec |
| He'll be staying at Le Château Frontenac, if he can borrow someone's room key. | Quebec |
| Here's the joke I told her: So Churchill, Roosevelt, and William Lyon Mackenzie King walk into a Citadel … | Quebec |
| He's a big college football fan - you might catch him at a Rouge & Or game. | Quebec |
| He's headed to the "Vieille Capitale." | Quebec |
| He's headed to the old home of the Colorado Avalanche. | Quebec |
| He's probably at the Musée de l'Amérique francaise, shouting English at the top of his lungs. | Quebec |
| He's probably keeping watch in Martello Tower 1. Or was it Tower 2? | Quebec |
| He's probably sipping Caribou just up the cliff from the St. Lawrence River. | Quebec |
| He's probably wolfing down poutine in Samuel de Champlain's city. | Quebec |
| He's staying in quaint farmhouse on the place they used to call Île de Bascuz. | Quebec |
| I bet him he couldn't find the fossils inside Église St-Roch. | Quebec |
| I gave her tips about a canoe race she's entering. I told her it's not the paddling that'll kill you - it's the portage. | Quebec |
| I gave him tips about a canoe race he's entering. I told him it's not the paddling that'll kill you - it's the portage. | Quebec |
| I heard he was watching a dogsled race that went right through the city. | Quebec |
| I heard her on the phone: "Wait by the statue of Louis Hébert. I'll be hiding behind Marie Rollet." | Quebec |
| I heard she was caught "borrowing" blank diplomas from Université Laval. | Quebec |
| I heard they almost caught him stealing a boat from the Parc Maritime Saint-Laurent. | Quebec |
| I know he wants to ride an ice slide on the boardwalk? | Quebec |
| I know he's headed to the capital of Quebec, but the city's name escapes me. | Quebec |
| I lent him some Roger Lemelin books for his trip. | Quebec |
| I suggested he give "Les Anciens Canadiens" a read. He told me he got arthritis just thinking about it. | Quebec |
| I suggested he spend a night at the Ice Hotel, or "Hôtel de Glace," but he told me he hates a cold floor in the mornings. | Quebec |
| If she's low on loonies, she said she'll try to stay in the old army barracks in the park. | Quebec |
| If you walk by the Chalmers-Wesley United Church and hear someone playing "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" on the organ? That's probably him. | Quebec |
| I'll bet you'll find him fiddling with his beret at a cafe on Grande Allée. | Quebec |
| Look for him prowling around the Cape Diamond promontory. | Quebec |
| Maybe she's having a nice, quiet picnic in Battlefields Park. | Quebec |
| She could be prowling around old Vicki's dad's stuff at the Maison Kent. | Quebec |
| She didn't sound so excited about the Musée du Fort, until I told her they had a light show. | Quebec |
| She might be playing dress-up at the Centre d'Interprétation de Place-Royale. | Quebec |
| She packed a waterproof poncho and mumbled something about a meeting at Montmorency. | Quebec |
| She said she's staying near "the falls" - but that's all I overheard. | Quebec |
| She said something looking for an "ex machina?" | Quebec |
| She was planning a rendezvous at the Monument of Faith on the old parade grounds. | Quebec |
| She's either hiding out in the Ursulines Convent or the Augustinian monastery. | Quebec |
| She's headed for a museum in a fire station. But that's all I caught from my eavesdropping. | Quebec |
| She's probably at the Musée de l'Amérique francaise, shouting English at the top of her lungs. | Quebec |
| She's probably hiding in the only walled city in North America. | Quebec |
| So she was telling me that in the city, there's a Foundry, with a model of the city. | Quebec |
| What an odd picture she sent me - there's Lara Fabian and Roch Voisine, but what are they doing there with Winston Churchill? | Quebec |
| You know, he was just asking me if security at the Basilique-Cathédrale Notre-Dame-Quebec is as lax as they say. | Quebec |
| You might catch him looking for his luggage at Jean-Lesage Airport. | Quebec |
| You might find him looking for old Félix Leclerc records. | Quebec |
| You'll find her eyeballing Brousseau's collection of Inuit art. | Quebec |
| By now, he's in the capital founded by Sebastián de Benalcázar. | Quito |
| He asked a lot of questions about where to find a few works by Manuel Chili. | Quito |
| He could be lurking around the Monastery of San Diego. Or was it the Monastery of San Francisco? No, that's a different part of town. | Quito |
| He could be over at the University, at the Museo de Jacinto Jijón y Caamaño. | Quito |
| He didn't tell me where he's going, except he mentioned a glorious church gilded with seven tons of gold. I noticed he was carrying a paint scraper. | Quito |
| He might be taking in a bullfight in Pomasqui. | Quito |
| He said he always wanted to be a folk singer, so you might find him trying out at La Casa de la Peña, in the old town. | Quito |
| He said he'd blend in with the quiteños, but with his accent I'm sure he'll stick out. | Quito |
| He told me he wants to take lasso lessons from an authentic chagra. Somehow before this is over I'm guessing he'll be the one who's hogtied. | Quito |
| He wants to straddle the center of the world. | Quito |
| Here, check out this gorgeous picture of a golden sun mask. I wonder where she found this? | Quito |
| Here, look at this photo of his "Atlas" impersonation. It looks like he's holding up that big brass globe on the monument. | Quito |
| Here, she dropped this scrap of paper: "Head to Muy Noble y Muy Leal Ciudad de San Francisco de..." - the last word is rubbed out. | Quito |
| He's probably checking out the bloody waxworks at Antiguo Cuartel de la Real Audencia. | Quito |
| I heard him plan a rendezvous at the Abya Yala Bookstore, by the Anthropology section. Did you know he was an Anthropology major? Good thing he found this job! | Quito |
| I heard they chased her out of the village of Calderón after they caught her trying to eat the bread-dough statuettes. | Quito |
| I only caught the corner of her eticket, but I saw the code UIO? | Quito |
| I only know that he's headed near San Antonio. | Quito |
| I only know that she's meeting someone at a Jesuit church in the center of town. | Quito |
| I told him if he needs to go to ground, he should book a room at Alvaro's caves. | Quito |
| I told him if he needs to set his watch, he could swing by the solar chronometer at the Museo Solar Inti Ñan. | Quito |
| If he gets lost, I told him to swing by the Instituto Geográfico Militar for a map. He asked me if they had maps of all the bathrooms. | Quito |
| If he needs to get out of town, he might hike up the volcano. You could find him on either "Child" or "Old Person." | Quito |
| If she needs to get out of town, she might hike up the volcano. You could find her on either "Child" or "Old Person." | Quito |
| I'll bet he caught a boat to Quayaquil and then hitched his way northeast to the capital. | Quito |
| Look for her making off with someone's picnic at Parque El Ejido. | Quito |
| Look for her trying to order a decaf espresso at the corner of Amazonas and Vicente Ramón Roca. | Quito |
| Look for him up in the cheap seats at Estadio Casa Blanca. | Quito |
| Odds are she's taking in the view from El Panecillo. | Quito |
| She caught a bus to the capital - but I don't know if she came south from Colombia or north from Peru. | Quito |
| She could be calling at Casa de Benalcázar, I guess to find out if Benalcázar's home. | Quito |
| She might be keeping lookout from the oldest observatory in South America. Well, the oldest one of modern times anyway. | Quito |
| She might try to camp at the Reserva Geobotánica Pululahua. | Quito |
| She said she wanted to grab some souvenirs at the Museo de Arte Ecuatoriano. | Quito |
| She said she's staying at a "really classy joint" up the hill from Guápulo. | Quito |
| She said something about flying to the capital of Ecuador? | Quito |
| She told someone to meet her at a sculpture of Jesus that's carved into a tree? | Quito |
| She was bragging that she had dinner plans at the Archbishop's Palace. | Quito |
| She was eager to try the cuy at Mama Clorindas, until I told her what it was. | Quito |
| She was going to swing by the Central Bank - but when she got there, it was a Museum. | Quito |
| She was practicing her monologue so she could angle for an audition at the Teatro Sucre. | Quito |
| She wouldn't miss a chance to see her favorite football team, El Nacional. | Quito |
| She's hunkered down in at a hotel near the Mariscal Sucre. | Quito |
| She's probably hunkering down in a cybercafe in Mariscal Sucre, trying to remember her AOL password. | Quito |
| She's probably lost somewhere in Ipiales Market. | Quito |
| She's probably staying by Avenida 10 de Agosto, or, if she gets there later in the year, Avenida 6 de Diciembre. | Quito |
| While she's in the city, I told her to stop and pay respects to Mariana de Jesús. | Quito |
| You might find him haggling up the prices at El Ejido Craft Market. | Quito |
| She whispered that she'd be in the Plaza by the Presidential Palace. Does that narrow it down? | Quito OR Bogota |
| From the heft of his down jacket I'm guessing he's going to be two degrees south of the Arctic Circle. | Reykjavik |
| He could be keeping watch up in the spire of Hallgrímskirkja. | Reykjavik |
| He did say something about getting his taxes straightened out in the Smáratorg Tower. | Reykjavik |
| He just mentioned that he's looking for a tribute to John Lennon. | Reykjavik |
| He might be warming his hands over the steam vent in Ingólfstorg. | Reykjavik |
| He might stop for a dip in the Árbæjarlaug Geothermal Pool. | Reykjavik |
| He said he'd catch some canvases by Erró. | Reykjavik |
| He said he's there on business, but I'm sure he'll get in a Rúntur or two before he has to move on. | Reykjavik |
| He said something about "settling in" with a nice book? | Reykjavik |
| He told me where he was skating, so I warned him about the spot they thaw out for the birds. I guess they pump in geothermal waters, just to heat up some geese. Takes all kinds, right? | Reykjavik |
| He wanted to check out the Saga Museum, but he was scared it would take too long. | Reykjavik |
| He was hot on the trail of an old Norse geneaological record. I'm not sure why - maybe he's looking for baby names? | Reykjavik |
| He was planning a rendezvous by "the Pond." Does that help? | Reykjavik |
| He's a sucker for a sculpture by Sveinsson. | Reykjavik |
| He's probably prowling around the National Gallery by Tjörnin. | Reykjavik |
| He's skidding down from four stars to flops. Look for him skipping his bill at the Salvation Army Guesthouse. | Reykjavik |
| I can't tell you where she went. I swore I'd keep Múm. | Reykjavik |
| I did see her walk by wearing a Mugison t-shirt. | Reykjavik |
| I did see him walk by wearing a Mugison t-shirt. | Reykjavik |
| I heard he was planning to stash himself in a shipping crate and sneak in through Sundahöfn. | Reykjavik |
| I heard he's hiding by Hallgrímskirkja. | Reykjavik |
| I heard he's sitting on the dock of Faxaflói Bay. | Reykjavik |
| I know he's flying in through Keflavík International. But from there, who knows? It's a bigger country than you'd think! | Reykjavik |
| I saw him strolling by with a Halldór Laxness novel under his arm. | Reykjavik |
| I spotted a campaign sticker for "Best Party 2010" on her luggage. | Reykjavik |
| I spotted a campaign sticker for "Best Party 2010" on his luggage. | Reykjavik |
| I told her not to miss Ósvald and Villi Knudsen's Volcano Show. | Reykjavik |
| I told her where to find the best dried fish at the Kolaportið Flea Market. | Reykjavik |
| I told him to keep an eye out for Huldufólk. He said he didn't believe in such things, but just in case, where should he look? | Reykjavik |
| I wish I could be there when you track her down - that'll be the biggest match that town has seen since Fischer and Spassky. | Reykjavik |
| I wish I could be there when you track him down - that'll be the biggest match that town has seen since Fischer and Spassky. | Reykjavik |
| I would look for her at the Winter Garden in Perlan. | Reykjavik |
| I'd look for her having a picnic in Austurvöllur. | Reykjavik |
| I'd look for her having a picnic in Austurvöllur. | Reykjavik |
| If he's tired of the city, he might paddle out to Viðey. | Reykjavik |
| If she's tired of the city, she might paddle out to Viðey. | Reykjavik |
| It was one of those "Land" places, somethingland, not Greenland, more like... Freezingland? Is that a place? | Reykjavik |
| Maybe she'll stop for a dog at Bæjarins Beztu Pylsur? | Reykjavik |
| Maybe this was a cover story, but he told me he was going to enroll in Elf School. | Reykjavik |
| She could be keeping watch up in the spire of Hallgrimskirkja. | Reykjavik |
| She dropped this postcard, with what looks like a photo of the A-Hús. | Reykjavik |
| She just mentioned that she's looking for a tribute to John Lennon. | Reykjavik |
| She mentioned she was trying out for the Knattspyrnufélagið Víkingur handball team. | Reykjavik |
| She said she had a thing to go to. Specifically, an Althingi. | Reykjavik |
| She said she'd catch some canvases by Erró. | Reykjavik |
| She was planning a rendezvous by the statue of Leifur Eiríksson, right by that big church. | Reykjavik |
| She's a sucker for a sculpture by Sveinsson. | Reykjavik |
| She's probably hanging around Ingólfur Arnarson's old settlement. | Reykjavik |
| She's probably just hanging around Laugardalur Café Flora, working on some Nordic saga coloring books. | Reykjavik |
| The city he's headed to is the world's northernmost national capital. And you better bet you can get that on a t-shirt! | Reykjavik |
| The people of this city come from hardy literary stock. How many people who hack a living out of the woods and shiver through a 20-hour night have time to sit down and write a book about it? | Reykjavik |
| You know, he mentioned he was going to swing by Sundlaugin to borrow an Ebow. | Reykjavik |
| You know, she collects photos of Lutheran churches. I'd look for her snapping pics outside Dómkirkja. | Reykjavik |
| You might find her strolling down Borgartún, looking for an ATM. | Reykjavik |
| You might find him hunting for old Sugarcubes records. | Reykjavik |
| You might find him taking the naturally warm waters at the Blue Lagoon. | Reykjavik |
| I can't tell you where he went. I swore I'd keep Múm. | Reykjavík |
| I would look for him at the Winter Garden in Perlan. | Reykjavík |
| He said something about checking out a "tower of light." | Reykjavik OR Johannesburg |
| A third cousin of a second nephew of a stepmother of mine saw him snooping around the giant statue of Christ the Redeemer. | Rio de Janeiro |
| He asked me for very specific directions to, hours for, and security precautions in the Museu Carmen Miranda. I wonder why he was so interested in checking it out? | Rio de Janeiro |
| He got his dates wrong and missed Carnaval again! And after all those months of practicing with his samba school! | Rio de Janeiro |
| He mentioned he was going to meet a Carioca who would help him on to his next destination. You better be quick if you want to catch him! | Rio de Janeiro |
| He mentioned he'd be killing time in Cinelândia, while he awaited further instructions. | Rio de Janeiro |
| He mumbled something into his phone about riding the cable car to the Museu da Chácara do Céu. | Rio de Janeiro |
| He stopped through the city, but last I heard, he decided to hole up across the bay at Niterói. | Rio de Janeiro |
| He told me he was going to knock on some doors at Rede Globo, to see if he could get an audition. | Rio de Janeiro |
| He told me he was going to knock on some doors at Rede Globo, to see if he could get an audition. | Rio de Janeiro |
| He told me he was going to see a statue that was struck by lightning in 2008. "Not to be sacrilegious," he said, "but what a sight that must've been!" | Rio de Janeiro |
| He told me he was headed to, and I quote, "That magnificent stadium they built for the 1950 World Cup." | Rio de Janeiro |
| He was headed to a city in South America, east along the coast from São Paulo. | Rio de Janeiro |
| Here, he did drop this ticket for a show at the magnificent Theatro Municipal. | Rio de Janeiro |
| Here, I got this postcard from her. It says, "So this is the Copacabana? I swear Manilow said it was somewhere else." | Rio de Janeiro |
| I asked her if she was going to stay in Zona Norte or Zona Sul. She said, "I'll be in Zona Mind Your Business If You Like Your Teeth," and stalked off. | Rio de Janeiro |
| I heard he made a dashing escape, dangling from the bottom of the bondinho and then jumping off at the summit! | Rio de Janeiro |
| I heard he was hogging the confessional at the Igreja da Candelária. | Rio de Janeiro |
| I heard she was lurking past the Monumento Nacional aos Mortos da II Guerra Mundial. Sure, I can spell that for you. | Rio de Janeiro |
| I saw the henchman gliding down from Beautiful Rock to Cucumber Beach. | Rio de Janeiro |
| I suggested he visit Feira de São Cristóvão and, while he's there, pick me up some chili peppers and cachaça. | Rio de Janeiro |
| I told her she could save time taking the tram over the Arcos da Lapa, but she balked. I guess she's scared of heights! | Rio de Janeiro |
| If I'm right, you're looking for the former capital of Brazil. | Rio de Janeiro |
| If my guess is right, he went to the city with the world's largest urban forest. | Rio de Janeiro |
| I'm not sure exactly where he went, but I did get this collect call from Mata Machado. | Rio de Janeiro |
| Last I heard, he fell out of a canoe in the Lagoa Rodrigo de Freitas. | Rio de Janeiro |
| Last I saw him, he was packing a book by Machado de Assis, as well as a copy of "Chicken Soup for the Grand Larcenist's Soul." | Rio de Janeiro |
| Maybe this is a clue: she left behind a swizzle stick from the Copacabana Palace Hotel. | Rio de Janeiro |
| My sources spotted him fishing for change for the tolls on the Ponte Pres Costa E Silva. | Rio de Janeiro |
| Odds are you'll find her sipping a caipirinha over in Lagoa. | Rio de Janeiro |
| Oh, she's a lucky henchwwoman to get sent there. I know this girl on the beach - when she walks she's like a samba that swings so cool and sways so gentle. | Rio de Janeiro |
| Oh, you're lucky: you're headed for a cidade maravilhosa. Bring a swim suit! | Rio de Janeiro |
| She mentioned she was going to blend in with the backpackers in Catete. | Rio de Janeiro |
| She mentioned she was going to Rua Pedro Lessa to look for the latest Funk Carioca mixtapes. | Rio de Janeiro |
| She said she might take a ferry out to Ilha de Paquetá. If you catch a faster ferry, you could beat her there. | Rio de Janeiro |
| She said she was flying into Galeão - Antônio Carlos Jobim International Airport. | Rio de Janeiro |
| She said something about a rendezvous at the Quinta, near the old imperial palace. | Rio de Janeiro |
| She said something about catching Flamengo play a home game. Or was it Botafogo? | Rio de Janeiro |
| She told me Ipanema wasn't rich enough for her. I told her to try Leblon. | Rio de Janeiro |
| She was asking for directions to her friend's safehouse, so I told her to take the cable car from Lapa to Santa Teresa. | Rio de Janeiro |
| She was headed to the Gávea district to recruit some university students. Apparently recruitment is a big part of her annual goals. | Rio de Janeiro |
| She was headed to the River of January, to use the translation. | Rio de Janeiro |
| She was telling someone on the phone to meet her at the monument to Antônio Carlos Gomes. Funny, she didn't look like a music buff. | Rio de Janeiro |
| Sure, I know where she is. Here's a photo of her wiping out on her surfboard at Barra de Tijuca. | Rio de Janeiro |
| The city your suspect went to sits on the western shore of Guanabara Bay, or as they say it in Portugese, Baía da Guanabara. | Rio de Janeiro |
| They almost caught your henchman trying to steal a hang glider from Pedra Bonita. | Rio de Janeiro |
| You know, your friend did say something about attending a marriage at a chapel in the base of some statue. He said it was quite an honor! | Rio de Janeiro |
| You might find him at Burle Marx's park, right by the bay. | Rio de Janeiro |
| Your friend is probably up in Santa Teresa, in Ronnie Biggs' old hiding place. | Rio de Janeiro |
| Your friend told me he was headed up the mountain in Urca just to enjoy the view. But he was carrying a rather high-powered spy telescope. | Rio de Janeiro |
| Your suspect is headed for the site of the 2016 Summer Olympics. Probably to make sure to get a good seat. | Rio de Janeiro |
| You're looking for the former capital of Brazil. | Rio de Janeiro |
| He mentioned he was heading to one of the New Seven Wonders of the World. | Rio de Janeiro OR Agra |
| A friend of mine spotted her lurking around a basilica. Apparently she was going to blend in with the vestal virgins. | Rome |
| A friend of mine spotted him lurking around a basilica. Apparently he was trying to spy on the vestal virgins. | Rome |
| A friend told me he spotted your suspect waiting for a hand-off in the Campo de'Fiori. | Rome |
| All she said, in a hushed tone, was that she's going to pay tribute to the master of giallo, or die in a pit of razor wire trying. | Rome |
| As I understand it, he went to the Palazzo Nuovo to steal some sculptures. The guards got suspicious when he asked them for a handcart. | Rome |
| Check out Palazzo Altieri - they built it around the hovel of a little old lady who wouldn't let her house be torn down. Yeah, it's just like that movie! | Rome |
| Fascist architecture's not to my taste, but your friend mentioned he'd be holing up in EUR. | Rome |
| Fascist architecture's not to my taste, but your friend mentioned she'd be holing up in EUR. | Rome |
| He could be keeping a lookout from the Basilica di Santa Sabina up Passeggiata del Gianicolo. | Rome |
| He did leave behind tickets for a basketball game at Palazzo dello Sport. | Rome |
| He did say something about checking out Bernardino Spada's museum. | Rome |
| He mentioned he was checking out one of the world's oldest lie detectors, just to see if he could beat it. | Rome |
| He told me he was going to look for something locally-made at the Museo Nazionale Romano. | Rome |
| Here, I can tell you she took the Metro linea A from Spagna to Termini, and then she transferred to get to Piramide... how do I know? She's checking in on Facebook. | Rome |
| Here, look at this photo your friend dropped. It's an old sculpture with a man's face - that's either an old pagan god, or the bassist for Goblin. | Rome |
| Hmm, she did say she'd be checking out the Caravaggios at San Luigi dei Francesi. | Rome |
| I did hear her making a bet with someone: "Why should I be scared to stick my hand in some old manhole cover?" | Rome |
| I heard he got lost stumbling up and down and up and down Giuseppe Momos's double helix. | Rome |
| I heard that her expense account ran out. You might find her grabbing coins out of the Trevi Fountain. | Rome |
| I heard this gentleman was seen lurking around Cinecittà, trying to get autographs. | Rome |
| I heard your suspect mention going to catch the rugby team play at Stadio Flaminio. | Rome |
| I heard your suspect swung by the Colosseum for a show, but when she got there, it seemed kinda dead. | Rome |
| I just heard from your suspect. He told me he put off his weekly bath so he could take it at Caracalla, and he was very, very disappointed when he got there. | Rome |
| I overheard her saying something about hiding by the Capitoline Triad? | Rome |
| I overheard your suspect mention going to Palantine Hill. You know Remus met his end up there. Hopefully you'll have better luck. | Rome |
| I think he said he was headed for, what's it, the fountain with the big pine cone on top of it. | Rome |
| I think she said she was headed for, what's it, the fountain with the big pine cone on top of it. | Rome |
| I think your suspect planned on setting a few fires, so if you see one, call the firemen! Don't fiddle while the city burns! | Rome |
| I told her to be sure to see Trajan's Column, and she asked me which newspaper it's in. | Rome |
| I told him to be sure to see Trajan's Column, and he asked me which newspaper it's in. | Rome |
| I understand he was planning a rendezvous by the Arch of Janus. | Rome |
| I'd look for him in Trastevere. He has a grandmother there who stuffs him three meals a day. If you find him, maybe he'll have you over for dinner? | Rome |
| If we're talking football, your perp's a big fan of Società Sportiva Lazio - maybe he'll show up for a game. | Rome |
| If we're talking football, your perp's a big fan of Società Sportiva Lazio - maybe she'll show up for a game. | Rome |
| If you have trouble finding your suspect, you can get a better look from the Dome of St. Peter's Basilica. | Rome |
| If you have trouble transporting your suspect out of the city, see if the police will let you leave him in Mamertine Prison. | Rome |
| I'll give you a hint: the city he went to is wrapped around the smallest sovereign nation in the world. | Rome |
| I'm pretty sure your friend was headed to the twins' city. No, no, I mean it was founded by twins. | Rome |
| In the Pantheon of great world cities, you want the one that's got the Pantheon. | Rome |
| Last I heard he was prowling by the column of Marcus Aurelius. | Rome |
| Last I heard she was prowling by the column of Marcus Aurelius. | Rome |
| Maybe this is a clue: she was wearing an old t-shirt from the 1960 Olympics. | Rome |
| My sources spotted her running by Santa Maria in Trastevere. Or was it Saint Cecilia? Eh, either way, she went thataway. | Rome |
| My sources tell me he was last spotted scurrying over the Ponte Palatino over the Tiber. | Rome |
| Odds are he flew in through Leonardo Da Vinci International Airport. | Rome |
| Odds are she flew in through Leonardo Da Vinci International Airport. | Rome |
| Odds are your suspect will pass through Piazza Navona. You might even catch him while he's stuffing himself at a trattoria. | Rome |
| Rumor has it he's lurking near a mostra of the Aqua Virgo. | Rome |
| Rumor has it she's lurking near a mostra of the Aqua Virgo. | Rome |
| She did say something about checking out Bernardino Spada's museum. | Rome |
| She mentioned that if things got hairy, she would duck into the Catacombs of St. Callixtus. | Rome |
| She said something about a staircase that was built to commemorate the end of the plague. Me, if I had to tend to a city full of sick people, I would build an escalator. | Rome |
| She said something about checking out a mysterious Mithraeum. I always thought those were mythical? | Rome |
| She said something about flying to the capital of Italy. | Rome |
| She told me she wanted to make a grab for Michelangelo's Pietà, but it was protected by an invisible force field. I told her that was glass. | Rome |
| She told me she was going to look for something locally-made at the Museo Nazionale Romano. | Rome |
| She was determined to see the Altar of Heaven, even if she had to get there on her knees! | Rome |
| Sure, I know where he went. The Gauls sacked this city in 390 BC, but it's cleaned up well since then. | Rome |
| The folks who founded the town where your suspect went had some wild times. The way they acted you'd think they were raised by wolves. Not unlike your suspect, actually. | Rome |
| They went to a city in the Lazio region of Italy, right up the Tiber River. You can't miss it. | Rome |
| Well, the city's most famous arena is the one that was built on the site of Nero's palace. But the new Olympic Stadium's not bad either. Hope your suspect isn't planning on stealing either of them. | Rome |
| You can find her in the former center of the Roman Empire. Three guesses where that is, and the first two don't count. | Rome |
| You know, I always thought the city your perp went to was built in a day. Come to find out that's not true. | Rome |
| You might catch her first thing in the morning, practicing her tennis game at Foro Italico. | Rome |
| You might find her throwing tuna to the stray cats that live around the Area Sacra di Largo Argentina. | Rome |
| Your friend said he'd be hiding underground in an old temple by San Clemente. | Rome |
| Your suspect sailed to a city that's mostly inland, but it just touches the Tyrrhenian Sea. | Rome |
| Your suspect wanted to see how fresh water tasted when it flowed from over 400 km of aqueducts. I think they're a little late. | Rome |
| Your suspect was looking forward to hiking all seven hills of the city. | Rome |
| Your suspect went to a major fashion city - I wouldn't be surprised if somebody sent her to pick up a few things on Via Condotti. | Rome |
| Your suspect went to see Michelangelo's work on the capital, especially around the Piazza del Campidoglio. | Rome |
| Your target wanted to check out the Pyramid of Caius Cestius, built during the big Egypt fad in 12 BC. | Rome |
| Your target went looking for the "field of flowers," where Giordano Bruno was burned at the stake for heresy. | Rome |
| Don't let him anywhere near Eisriesenwelt. If he goes in there, you'll never find him. | Salzberg |
| He was last spotted at the Cafe Mozart at Getreidegasse. | Salzberg |
| He could be at the falconry museum at Hohenwerfen fortress. | Salzburg |
| He could be lurking around St. Sebastian’s. I guess it's easier to mingle with the upper crust when they can't run away from you. | Salzburg |
| He could be lurking around St. Sebastian's. I guess it's easier to mingle with the upper crust when they can't run away from you. | Salzburg |
| He could be up on Kapuzinerberg, getting the lay of the land. | Salzburg |
| He has a rendezvous by the tomb of a great physician. | Salzburg |
| He loves horses, so I told him to swing by the Pferdeschwemme. | Salzburg |
| He might be at Kollegienkirche, trying to find students to buy his stolen term papers. | Salzburg |
| He might be at the back of the Carolino Augusteum, telling the guards he's one of the movers. | Salzburg |
| He said he's hot on the trail of a famous person's skull. That's not how I'd pass my vacation, but to each his own. | Salzburg |
| He said she was going "unter" the mountain to check the length of Emperor Barbarossa's beard. | Salzburg |
| He swore me to a vow of silence, but I guess it can't hurt to tell you he's near Mönchsberg. | Salzburg |
| He told me he had to blend in. I steered him to the Zwerglgarten. | Salzburg |
| He was going to the Dom Museum to admire Archbishop Dietrich's cabinet of wonders. | Salzburg |
| He was last spotted being chased out of Nonnberg Abbey by a pack of nuns waving yardsticks. | Salzburg |
| He wouldn't stop singing "So Long, Farewell" again and again. Finally I told him, "Shut your Trapps!" | Salzburg |
| He's hiding in some fortress, and he said he'd be as safe as an Archbishop during a revolt while he's there. | Salzburg |
| He's in an Alpine town that's famous for its salt - it's right there in the name. | Salzburg |
| He's meeting someone at Hans Makart's square. | Salzburg |
| He's probably at Schloss Klessheim, betting against the house. | Salzburg |
| He's probably betting on chess games out in Kapitelplatz. | Salzburg |
| I asked her if she was going to see a famous composer's cembalo, but she said she had a weak stomach. | Salzburg |
| I asked him to pick me up a souvenir of Wolferl while he's in town. A big fluffy wig, for example. | Salzburg |
| I bet him he couldn't run all the way up the Imbertstiege without stopping. | Salzburg |
| I heard he was spotted riding the Festungsbahn up to the fortress. To try to blend in, he's wearing lederhosen. You can't miss him. | Salzburg |
| I heard he's been hanging around Residenzplatz, sniffing for gold. | Salzburg |
| I heard she was camping near the peak of Untersberg. | Salzburg |
| I know she's meeting someone in "the garden von Erlach designed." | Salzburg |
| I know she's meeting someone in the garden of Schloss Hellbrunn. | Salzburg |
| I told her that just outside the city, the hills are alive with the sound of music. | Salzburg |
| I told her to bring me back some Mozartkugel. | Salzburg |
| I told him that just outside the city, the hills are alive with the sound of music. | Salzburg |
| I told him this is the birthplace of one of the world's greatest composers, and his jaw dropped and he asked, "Herb Alpert?" | Salzburg |
| I told your friend that I'm the world's biggest fan of Herbert von Karajan. Got everything he ever recorded. I even spent a night by his grave! | Salzburg |
| I understand he's heading where the schnitzel is high as an elephant's eyes. | Salzburg |
| If you're in town during the festival, don't miss a chance to see Jedermann in the Square. | Salzburg |
| I'll bet he went to Dreifaltigkeitskirche. Sure, I can spell that for you. | Salzburg |
| Oddly enough, his favorite song is "Silent Night." I suggested he visit the village where its composer was born. | Salzburg |
| She could be prowling around Tanzmeisterhaus, looking for any scraps of music that got left behind. I didn't have the heart to tell her the original house was destroyed in the war. | Salzburg |
| She might be at the back of the Carolino Augusteum, telling the guards she's one of the movers. | Salzburg |
| She said something about trying to snag a spare cherub from the Angels Staircase? | Salzburg |
| She swore me to a vow of silence, but I guess it can't hurt to tell you she's near Mönchsberg | Salzburg |
| She told me she had to blend in. I steered her to the Zwerglgarten. | Salzburg |
| She was seen ducking through the farmhouses at the Freilicht Museum. | Salzburg |
| She's been concerned for her health. I suggested she spend a week at the spa at St. Gilgen. | Salzburg |
| She's hiding in some fortress, and she said she'd be as safe as an Archbishop during a revolt while she's there. | Salzburg |
| She's in an Alpine town that's famous for its salt - it's right there in the name. | Salzburg |
| She's probably betting on chess games out in Kapitelplatz. | Salzburg |
| Sure, I know where she went: the town founded by Bishops Rupert and Virgil. | Salzburg |
| The code on the corner of his airplane ticket said "SZG"? | Salzburg |
| The town where he went sits on the old site of Juvavum. | Salzburg |
| Whatever you do, don't let him storm the castle at Anif. | Salzburg |
| You might find her casing Caroline Augusta's museum. | Salzburg |
| You'll find him in a cheap hotel off the Getreidegasse. The innkeeper has a motto: "If it ain't baroque, don't fix it - the tourists won't even notice." | Salzburg |
| You'll probably find her the Golden Stube, but she belongs in the Reckturm. | Salzburg |
| You'll probably find him teasing the alligators in the Haus Der Natur. | Salzburg |
| All he said is he's going after Don VanHooser's badge. | San Diego |
| He asked if there was a museum where he could get one of Jackie Cochrane's flight suits for Halloween. | San Diego |
| He could be lurking around the Zoro Gardens, asking what happened to the nudist colony. | San Diego |
| He mentioned he was looking to make a few additions to his jersey collection. I would check for him at the Hall of Champions Sports Museum. | San Diego |
| He mentioned he's going to SeaWorld, to look for the grave of the original Shamu. | San Diego |
| He said he always wanted to eat at the "Table of Champions" at Lucha Libre Tacos. | San Diego |
| He said he was going to go tooting through the park on a miniature railroad. | San Diego |
| He was hoping to get in some Over-the-line. He's been practicing with his two teammates all year. | San Diego |
| He went to the west end of the old Jackass Mail route. | San Diego |
| Head to the park, and listen for the world's worst rendition of "Chopsticks" coming from the Spreckels Organ Pavilion. That's your gal! | San Diego |
| Here, look at this map with me. You need to head south down the coast of California, south, south, a little farther, you're almost there - whoops! Mexico. Back up over the border, and you're there! | San Diego |
| He's hoping he'll be in town for the Bayfair Cup. He doesn't want to race - he just wants to get a look at the Cup. | San Diego |
| He's in a city that went by the name of San Miguel, until Sebastián Vizcaíno showed up. | San Diego |
| He's planning a rendezvous inside one of the tanks of the Stephen Birch Aquarium-Museum. | San Diego |
| He's probably having a picnic-for-one at Pepper Grove. | San Diego |
| He's probably making some cash off the tourists with his "Wyatt Earp" tour of the Gaslamp Quarter. | San Diego |
| He's speeding down the Ted Williams Freeway as we speak. | San Diego |
| High on her list of things to see is an actual Fisher Space Pen. I told her of the museum where the one that saved the Apollo XI mission is. | San Diego |
| High on his list of things to see is an actual Fisher Space Pen. I told him of the museum where the one that saved the Apollo XI mission is. | San Diego |
| I asked her to pick me up a swizzle stick from the Hotel del Coronado. | San Diego |
| I gave her directions to the largest model railroad museum in America. Well, the largest accredited one anyway. | San Diego |
| I heard her plan a rendezvous on the deepest dip of the Giant Dipper, over on Mission Beach. | San Diego |
| I heard him say something about a statue of a woman named Kate in Sefton Plaza. | San Diego |
| I heard him telling someone the name of a city, again and again. Come to find out it was the name of his boss! | San Diego |
| I know he has a cousin with a hunting lodge up on Mount Laguna. He might be there - if his cousin doesn't get him, first. | San Diego |
| I saw her walking by wearing a Chargers jersey. | San Diego |
| I would look for her in a city named for Saint Didacus of Alcalá. | San Diego |
| If she gets skittish in the city, she might head out and camp in the Cleveland National Forest. | San Diego |
| Odds are he's on the site of the old California Pacific International Exposition. | San Diego |
| She asked if there was a museum where she could get one of Jackie Cochrane's flight suits for Halloween. | San Diego |
| She came here in a panic. She kept mumbling under her breath, "Please don't let me run into the Whaleys!" | San Diego |
| She mentioned she's going to SeaWorld, to look for the grave of the original Shamu. | San Diego |
| She might be lurking around Father Junipero Serra's first mission. | San Diego |
| She said something about checking out a "frozen zoo"? | San Diego |
| She said something about going off to "admire Kate Sessions' gardens." | San Diego |
| She struck me as a bit of a basket weaver, so I sent her to the Mingei International Museum. | San Diego |
| She told me she was looking for a woman from Tehuantepec? | San Diego |
| She told me she went to school in this city. UCSD, CSUSM, SDSU - they all kicked her out at least once. | San Diego |
| She told me where she was staying - but when I told her she'd be down the street from one of the most haunted houses in the country, she thought twice. | San Diego |
| She was on the prowl for model dirigibles, for her replica of the first Led Zeppelin album. | San Diego |
| She's hoping she'll be in town for the Bayfair Cup. She doesn't want to race - she just wants to get a look at the Cup. | San Diego |
| She's probably having a picnic-for-one at Pepper Grove. | San Diego |
| She's probably in Alonzo Erastus Horton's old haunts. | San Diego |
| She's staying in the city where the Spirit of St. Louis was built. | San Diego |
| Sure, I know where she went. I hope you catch her, because she stole my complete set of "Simon & Simon" on VHS! | San Diego |
| The only thing I heard her say was that she wanted to see the giant panda at the zoo. | San Diego |
| You know, I noticed he was carrying a stack of Ken Kuhlken novels for his flight. | San Diego |
| You might catch him flying into Lindbergh Field. | San Diego |
| You might find her hiding in an adobe house in the Old Town State Historic Park. | San Diego |
| You might find her north of the city at the Palomar Observatory, pulling the old "ink on the eyepiece" trick on their telescope. | San Diego |
| You might find her pretending to rob a stagecoach at the Wells Fargo Museum. | San Diego |
| You might find her taking his headshots and her favorite monologue to the Old Globe Theatre. But I'm not sure which of the three stages she's near. | San Diego |
| You might find him at the Chula Vista Nature Center, pestering the staff for recipes. | San Diego |
| You might find him taking his headshots and his favorite monologue to the Old Globe Theatre. But I'm not sure which of the three stages he's near. | San Diego |
| You might find him with his surfer friends in La Jolla, couchsurfing. | San Diego |
| A witness spotted the henchman having taiyaki at the Nihonmachi Mall. | San Francisco |
| All he said was, he was headed to the former seat of power of Emperor Norton I. | San Francisco |
| He asked me if I had a recommendation: should he go through OAK or SJC? I suggested he go to whichever was cheapest, but he told me money was no object! | San Francisco |
| He did leave this gift certificate for a restaurant on Geary, in Japantown. | San Francisco |
| He dropped this handscrawled map of the Mission District with all the ATM machines checked off. | San Francisco |
| He had this far-out look in his eyes. He said he was going to learn about new ways of "seeing". What could I say but, "far out?" | San Francisco |
| He left behind this gift certificate for the Pacific Pinball Museum. | San Francisco |
| He mentioned he was scared of getting lost in the labyrinths at Grace Cathedral. | San Francisco |
| He never brings change for the laundromat. I'll bet he made a stop at Washerwoman's Lagoon. | San Francisco |
| He said he lost his heart there, so he was going back to get it. | San Francisco |
| He said he was bringing his kayak to the Giants game. | San Francisco |
| He said something about trying to catch a Mission Blue Butterfly on the Twin Peaks. | San Francisco |
| He said something about trying to paint a landscape up on Presidio Hill. | San Francisco |
| He said something about wanting to climb up the fire nozzle in Pioneer Park. | San Francisco |
| He told me he was going to see a "seismic soccer team." | San Francisco |
| He was riding the car to Chinatown. The conductor had to tell him to quit ringing the bell. | San Francisco |
| Here, he dropped this shopping list: "Stop by Ferry Plaza Farmer's Market. Pick up emu chops, sashimi, and gravlax." | San Francisco |
| Here, in the trash I found this crumpled-up receipt for a 47 mile cab ride from San Jose - no tip. | San Francisco |
| Here, she left behind a speeding ticket she got on 101 in San Mateo County. | San Francisco |
| He's headed for a city whose motto is, "Gold in Peace, Iron in War." | San Francisco |
| Hmm - I might have one clue. He told me he was looking forward to seeing Laffing Sal at the Musee Mechanique. | San Francisco |
| I did just get a text message from him. It says, "Feeling peaceful by Taniguchi's pagoda. Makes me wonder if a life of crime's for me." | San Francisco |
| I had trouble eavesdropping on her call, but I know she said that she was going to catch a game at the 'Stick. | San Francisco |
| I heard a spy satellite saw the suspect flipping through the collected letters of Emperor Norton I. | San Francisco |
| I heard he was planning to try a midnight landing at Half Moon Bay Airport. | San Francisco |
| I heard he was so filthy from his flight, he stopped to freshen up at the James Lick Baths. | San Francisco |
| I heard her say she was flying into Los Angeles and then driving six hours north. | San Francisco |
| I heard her say she was going to try to blend in with the tourists in Anchorage Square. | San Francisco |
| I heard him say he was headed to an Oakland Raiders home game. | San Francisco |
| I heard she got thrown out of the Conservatory of Flowers for trying to pick a bouquet. | San Francisco |
| I heard the local police spotted him ambling down the Embarcadero. | San Francisco |
| I heard the police almost caught him when he got a flat tire outside Travis Air Force Base. | San Francisco |
| I heard your girl talking about base-jumping from the Transamerica Pyramid | San Francisco |
| I heard your henchwoman was prowling around Leland Jr.'s school, trying to grab some blank diplomas. | San Francisco |
| I know he was planning to make a stealthy landing at Crissy Field, before I told him it wasn't an airfield anymore. | San Francisco |
| I know that he was planning to make a pilgrimage to the Walt Disney Family Museum. | San Francisco |
| I know where she went. Rumor has it she was throwing fish-shaped laxatives to the seals out on the pier. | San Francisco |
| I know your guy. He's been ripping off tourists with his 'Dirty Harry Tour of the City.' $25 a head, gratuities not included. | San Francisco |
| I overheard her making a reservation at a motel in Oakland, California. | San Francisco |
| I overheard her saying something about catching a matinee at a theater near Market and 17th Streets. | San Francisco |
| I overheard her saying that she was going to transmit her codes back to HQ from Sutro Tower. | San Francisco |
| I overheard him on the phone saying something about cutting through Sherwood Forest to get to Mount Davidson. | San Francisco |
| I overheard him saying something about catching a matinee at a theater near Market and 17th Streets. | San Francisco |
| I overheard mention of a classic gold rush city. | San Francisco |
| I overheard your suspect planning to take in a midnight show at the Castro Theater. | San Francisco |
| I think he was headed somewhere in the Tenderloin. | San Francisco |
| I think your suspect was headed to an Oakland A's game. | San Francisco |
| I'm not sure exactly where she went, but she did leave behind this postcard from Coit Tower. | San Francisco |
| I'm not sure where he went, but he did leave behind this brochure about the Jimmy Doolittle Air & Space Museum. | San Francisco |
| I'm not sure where he went, but he did leave this behind. It looks like a rejection letter from the University of California, Berkeley. | San Francisco |
| I'm pretty sure your guy was going to take in a 49ers game before the heist. | San Francisco |
| I'm surprised you're having so much trouble finding this girl. Last I heard she was holed up right down the street from ACME Headquarters! | San Francisco |
| Isn't this the guy who almost got arrested for trying to steal a kid's ice cream in Bernal Heights Park? | San Francisco |
| Last I heard, she lost her ticket on the BART and got stuck in the station at Market and Powell. I guess she missed the day in crime school where they teach you how to jump a turnstile. | San Francisco |
| Last I heard, your henchman was trying to trick people into buying stock options from his old Silicon Valley startup. | San Francisco |
| Last I saw him, he was carrying a bag full of beatnik lit from City Lights books. | San Francisco |
| Last time I saw him was on my vacation. I passed him driving in from Napa Valley, weaving back and forth across the road. | San Francisco |
| Oh yeah, I just got a text message from him. Said he was trying to shake off the chill from the fog at the Warming Hut. | San Francisco |
| Oh yeah, I know her. I heard she was trying to steal seed from the parrots on Telegraph Hill. | San Francisco |
| Oh yeah, I know where she is, and she's up to no good. But last I heard she was stopping for a picnic on the Presidio. | San Francisco |
| Oh yeah, this girl. Check this out: it's a photo of her playing peek-a-boo behind the Goddess of Democracy statue in Portsmouth Square. | San Francisco |
| Oh yeah, this guy. Check this out: it's a photo of him playing peek-a-boo behind the Goddess of Democracy statue in Portsmouth Square. | San Francisco |
| Oh, I know right where he went. He's on a Mission to 18th and Portero. | San Francisco |
| Oh, I remember her. She mentioned she was going to stop for a drink at the Japanese Tea Garden. | San Francisco |
| Rumor has it your suspect is practicing her street-luging down the curves of Lombard Street. | San Francisco |
| She called me from a payphone at Haight-Ashbury. Collect. | San Francisco |
| She dropped a note that said she was going to no valley. But she spelled it "Noe." Weird. | San Francisco |
| She dropped this handscrawled map of the Mission District with all the ATM machines checked off. | San Francisco |
| She left behind this hockey puck with a Sharks logo printed on it. | San Francisco |
| She mentioned she was scared of getting lost in the labyrinths at Grace Cathedral. | San Francisco |
| She mentioned something about heading to the water to listen to a wave organ? | San Francisco |
| She mentioned something about visiting the childhood home of Joe DiMaggio. | San Francisco |
| She said she lost her heart there, so she was going back to get it. | San Francisco |
| She said she was bringing her kayak to the Giants game. | San Francisco |
| She was riding the cable car to Chinatown. The conductor had to tell her to quit ringing the bell. | San Francisco |
| She's headed to Alcatraz, to practice for her next prison break. | San Francisco |
| She's staying at one of the Painted Ladies by Alamo Square, helping her grandmother polish her diamond collection. | San Francisco |
| Sure, I know him. For my birthday he gave me this autographed photo of Robert Franklin Stroud, perched in his cell. | San Francisco |
| Sure, I spoke with him. He asked me for tips on how to talk his way into the Pacific Union Club. | San Francisco |
| Sure, I was giving him directions for the subway. I told him to take the yellow line in from Pittsburg, and connect to the red line out to Richmond. | San Francisco |
| This guy? He came by asking where he could get some early Grateful Dead LPs. | San Francisco |
| This person you're searching for - I know he mentioned something about a rendezvous at "Lillie's tower." | San Francisco |
| Wait, I'm on the phone with him now. - No, take a left on Divisidero, then turn on Geary to get to Fillmore. | San Francisco |
| Well, he did leave behind this diving plan. Looks like he was going to explore the wreck of the SS City of Rio de Janeiro. | San Francisco |
| While you're in the city where he went, don't miss Frank's museum - it's the bomb. | San Francisco |
| Yeah, I heard he got in trouble for pawing the collection plate at the Mission Dolores. | San Francisco |
| Yeah, she came in here crying because her kite got stuck in a tree. I told her about this great kite shop she should check out in Chinatown, on Geary. | San Francisco |
| Yes, I remember her. She was complaining that she was going to miss the Cherry Blossom festival in Little Osaka yet again | San Francisco |
| Yes, I remember him. He was complaining that he was going to miss the Cherry Blossom festival in Little Osaka yet again. | San Francisco |
| You know, he mentioned something about buying an expo pass to the Henchman Convention at the Moscone Center. | San Francisco |
| You know, if my guess is right, you're going to the birthplace of blue jeans! | San Francisco |
| You know, she mentioned something about buying an expo pass to the Henchman Convention at the Moscone Center | San Francisco |
| Your friend here said something about a meeting at "Lillie's sculpture," and a trio of firemen? | San Francisco |
| Your suspect mentioned a city that was ravaged by both an earthquake and a fire about a hundred years back. | San Francisco |
| Your suspect opened a safe-deposit box and took out a centuries-old deed to property in Yerba Buena. | San Francisco |
| You're in luck, I just got a text message from him. It says, "I searched the whole de Young Museum, but they didn't have anything about Dennis!" | San Francisco |
| You're looking for a Pacific city named after St. Francis of Assissi. | San Francisco |
| You're looking for a U.S. city that used to go by the name Yerba Buena. | San Francisco |
| All I can tell you is he walked out of here with 200,000 pesos. | Santiago |
| As far as conquistadors go, I'd say your crook was heading the way of Pedro de Valdivia. | Santiago |
| From what I hear, she's going to a smoggy South American capital. | Santiago |
| He could be southwest of the city, hunting for an Altazor cabernet sauvignon--I hear it's his favorite grape outside France. | Santiago |
| He might be outside the capital riding with the huasos. | Santiago |
| He might sit in on a class at Gabriela Mistral's alma mater. He told me he's always wanted to be an Owl. | Santiago |
| He might sit in on a class at Gabriela Mistral's alma mater. He told me he's always wanted to be an Owl. | Santiago |
| He told me "love is the mystery of water and a star." Of course he also told me his name was Neruda, and I'm pretty sure he pilfered that from someone else. | Santiago |
| He told me that would be trekking through El Bosque. He didn't exactly strike me as outdoorsy, but hey, you never know. | Santiago |
| He was especially eager to visit the Palacio de la Moneda--until I told him it was the President's office, not a mint | Santiago |
| He was hoping to blend in, but with his attitude he'll never jibe with the sanguine santiaguinos. | Santiago |
| He was hoping to blend in, but with his attitude he'll never jibe with the sanguine santiaguinos. | Santiago |
| He was hoping to get there in time for the annual international documentary festival. He said He got his inspiration from Patricio Guzmán. | Santiago |
| He was upfront about the fact that he's seen every episode of Alguien te mira, but I still don't trust a man who takes his travel tips from telenovelas. | Santiago |
| He was very specific about what he was looking for--he told me he wanted to read twenty love poems and one song of despair. | Santiago |
| Here, he dropped this map of the Parque Metropolitano. | Santiago |
| He's decamping from the settlement where Inés de Suárez defended the attacks of Michimalonco. | Santiago |
| He's going to see Colo Colo in the next Superclasico. | Santiago |
| He's going to the city where Neftalí Ricardo Reyes Basoalto lived and died. | Santiago |
| He's hiding out in a house built for Matilde Urrutia. | Santiago |
| He's planning a rendezvous in front of the memorial for Pinochet's desaparecidos. | Santiago |
| He's probably downtown, climbing a "small, rocky hill" to get the view Charles Darwin wrote home about. | Santiago |
| I can tell you he's catching up on the news there already. He left this copy of La Tercera in his room. | Santiago |
| I can't say for sure what airline she's taking, but LAN is headquartered there. | Santiago |
| I directed her to a 4x24-meter mural that was restored after a military regime covered it in sixteen coats of paint. | Santiago |
| I heard she's staying on the eastern side of the Mapocho. | Santiago |
| I overheard him telling someone to meet him by a 14-meter statue of the Virgen Maria. He was planning to get there via funicular. | Santiago |
| I recommended he order a terremoto at La Piojera, but he told me he prefers his wine without ice cream. | Santiago |
| I recommended she order a terremoto at La Piojera, but she told me she prefers her wine without ice cream. | Santiago |
| I would be amaized if he isn't picking up some fresh choclo at La Vega Central. | Santiago |
| I'd look for her in Salvador Allende's museum | Santiago |
| I'd start by looking around the Plaza de Armas. | Santiago |
| If he visits the Torre Entel, he's likely to get fantastic reception. | Santiago |
| If I were your friend, I'd be catching a performance of the philharmonic at the Teatro Municipal. | Santiago |
| If she were any closer to the Andes, she'd be on top of Cerro Plomo! | Santiago |
| If you can get there by tonight, he might still be at Comodoro Arturo Merino Benítez International Airport. | Santiago |
| I'll bet he's taking advantage of South America's largest, most expensive metro system. | Santiago |
| I'm almost positive he was going to Manhattan--or could he have said Sanhattan? | Santiago |
| Last I heard, he dropped five gabrielas on an engraved copper plate. | Santiago |
| She let it slip that she was taking a daytrip northwest to a vineyard by the sea. | Santiago |
| She might be snooping around an old Augustinian church, trying to get her hands on la Quintrala's infamous Cristo de Mayo. | Santiago |
| She probably won't be too chilly when she gets to the capital. | Santiago |
| She told me "love is the mystery of water and a star." Of course she also told me her name was Neruda, and I'm pretty sure she pilfered that from someone else. | Santiago |
| She told me that would be trekking through El Bosque. She didn't exactly strike me as outdoorsy, but hey, you never know. | Santiago |
| She was especially eager to visit the Palacio de la Moneda--until I told her it was the President's office, not a mint. | Santiago |
| She was hoping to blend in, but with her attitude she'll never jibe with the sanguine santiaguinos. | Santiago |
| She was hoping to get there in time for the annual international documentary festival. She said she got her inspiration from Patricio Guzmán. | Santiago |
| She was upfront about the fact that she's seen every episode of Alguien te mira, but I still don't trust a woman who takes her travel tips from telenovelas. | Santiago |
| She's either going to an iglesia of San Francisco or an iglesia in San Francisco. Regardless, it's likely to have earthquake damage. | Santiago |
| She's in the largest city of a pais de poetas. | Santiago |
| She's paying tribute to a city named for Saint James and Extremadura. | Santiago |
| She's probably downtown, climbing a "small, rocky hill" to get the view Charles Darwin wrote home about. | Santiago |
| She's probably passing through a central railway station designed by Gustave Eiffel. | Santiago |
| Talk about a control freak! I heard he's hand-delivering his submission to Fixion-Sars. | Santiago |
| The only hint your friend gave me was that Snooki was born there. I guessed New York or Jersey, but she claimed I was wrong. | Santiago |
| Well, he left here with a book of poetry--or perhaps I should say a book of anti-poetry. | Santiago |
| Well, she left here with a book of poetry--or perhaps I should say a book of anti-poetry. | Santiago |
| Word has it he's enjoying a lomito by the German fountain. | Santiago |
| Word has it he's enjoying a lomito by the German fountain. | Santiago |
| Your friend must have a heck of a backhand. I heard he challenged the La Reina Bomber to a set. | Santiago |
| Your friend must have a heck of a backhand. I heard she challenged the La Reina Bomber to a set. | Santiago |
| Your friend said he had his eye on the Bohemian chandelier in the Palacio Cousiño, but I'd be surprised if anything there didn't catch his eye. | Santiago |
| He might be snooping around an old Augustinian church, trying to get his hands on la Quintrala's infamous Cristo de Mayo. | Santiago, Chile |
| He was just telling me his favorite band recorded "Bread and Circuses" - though I think that's a translation. | Sao Paulo |
| A friend of a cousin of a nephew of mine caught him lurking past Brecheret's flag monument. | Sao Paulo |
| A friend of mine saw him trying to kayak the Tietê River. His paddle appeared to be melting. | Sao Paulo |
| All I heard is that she's headed to an art museum that's just off the street. | Sao Paulo |
| He asked me for directions to the brook where Emperor D. Pedro I declared Brazilian independence. | Sao Paulo |
| He definitely said he was going to the Formula One Grand Prix. Well, a Formula One Grand Prix. | Sao Paulo |
| He did say he'd always wanted to base-jump from the Altino Arantes Building. | Sao Paulo |
| He mentioned he was headed to the city with the largest helicopter fleet in South America, and the third largest in the world. | Sao Paulo |
| He mentioned he was headed to the Museum of the Portuguese Language. I asked him why he doesn't try a phrase book first? | Sao Paulo |
| He said he was going to a park designed by Roberto Burle Marx. But that could be anywhere. | Sao Paulo |
| He said he was going to look for old vinyl by some band called Os Mutantes. | Sao Paulo |
| He said something about checking out the latest fashions on Avenida Paulista. | Sao Paulo |
| He said something about stopping by Brooklin to speak with his broker. | Sao Paulo |
| He said something about taking a trip to the largest mall in Brazil. | Sao Paulo |
| He told me he was very excited about a casting call at the Teatro Oficina. | Sao Paulo |
| He wanted to go to the "White House." At least, that's the translation. He was speaking Portuguese when he said it. | Sao Paulo |
| He was looking forward to, I quote, "hangin' loose in Sampa, blending right in with the Paulistanos." I'm sure you'll have no trouble spotting him. | Sao Paulo |
| Here, he did drop this ticket for a game at Pacaembu Stadium. | Sao Paulo |
| Here, he dropped this free admission ticket to the Museu Paulista. | Sao Paulo |
| Here, he left behind this brochure from the Museu da Imigração e Memorial do Imigrante. | Sao Paulo |
| Here, he left behind this postcard with a picture of the Memorial da América Latina. | Sao Paulo |
| Here, he posted on Facebook that he's holed up in a neighborhood that the Tupis would call "little snake." | Sao Paulo |
| Here, look at this picture. He thought he'd scored a piece by Otavio and Gustavo, but it turns out it's just a gang tag. | Sao Paulo |
| Here, look at this picture. She thought she'd scored a piece by Otavio and Gustavo, but it turns out it's just a gang tag. | Sao Paulo |
| Here, she left a note with this motto written on it: 'non ducor, duco.' | Sao Paulo |
| Here, she left behind this brochure from the Museu da Imigração e Memorial do Imigrante. | Sao Paulo |
| He's a total plane nut. He mentioned he'd be going down to the park to see the air force museum. | Sao Paulo |
| I could swear he said he was staying on Snake Island. I hope he's not allergic to lethally toxic golden lanceheads. | Sao Paulo |
| I did see him walking by, reading a copy of Bá and Moon's "Daytripper." | Sao Paulo |
| I heard he's been hogging the confessional at Metropolitan Sé Cathedral. | Sao Paulo |
| I heard he's stuck in traffic on Avenida Vinte e Três de Maio. | Sao Paulo |
| I heard him on the phone saying something about a close scrape at Laranjinha. | Sao Paulo |
| I heard she has a safehouse in the Sampaio Moreira Building. | Sao Paulo |
| I heard they spotted him with a shopping bag from the Centro Comercial Leste Aricanduva. | Sao Paulo |
| I know he was going to a football game, but I can't remember the team: was it the Palmeiras, the Corinthians, or the Portuguesa? | Sao Paulo |
| I know she was searching for something connected to Van Gogh's student. | Sao Paulo |
| If you need to get a good look around the city where they went, try heading to the top of Mirante do Vale | Sao Paulo |
| It sounds like her boss wanted her to visit someone named Butantan, but he balked. She said she's ophidiophobic. | Sao Paulo |
| Last I heard she was eyeballing some sculptures in Jardim da Luz. | Sao Paulo |
| Last I heard, she was going to make some extra money pretending to be a tour guide at the Instituto Itaú Cultural. | Sao Paulo |
| Last I heard, she was hobnobbing at the Feira Internacional de Arte. | Sao Paulo |
| She mentioned she was going to an institute that studies Amazonian wildlife. The deadly kind. | Sao Paulo |
| She mentioned that an Italian gallery owner helped found the museum. That narrows it down, right? | Sao Paulo |
| She posted to Facebook a photo of her posing with tourists outside the Metropolitan Sé Cathedral. | Sao Paulo |
| She said something about paying her overdue fees at the Mário de Andrade Municipal Library. | Sao Paulo |
| She said something about visiting a metropolis on the Serra do Mar. | Sao Paulo |
| She told me she was getting extra sleep to get ready for the Virada Cultural. | Sao Paulo |
| She told me she was going to look for old Adoniran Barbosa records. | Sao Paulo |
| She told me that while she was there, she was going to visit Teimoso at the zoo. She said her parents never let her have a caiman growing up and, well, look how she turned out. | Sao Paulo |
| She's headed to the largest city in Brazil. | Sao Paulo |
| She's headed to the site of the first coastal settlement in Brazil. | Sao Paulo |
| She's in Brazil, in a city named after St. Paul. I'm sure you can figure that one out. | Sao Paulo |
| You might find her lurking around BOVESPA, trying to get a cut of the action. | Sao Paulo |
| After I made his reservation to Rain City, I immediately pointed him in the direction of an umbrella and some galoshes. | Seattle |
| From what I hear, he's getting his education on "The Ave." | Seattle |
| From what I hear, she's getting her education on "The Ave." | Seattle |
| He asked me to help him track down a copy of "It Happened at the World's Fair." While I'm an Elvis fan myself, I really had to question his taste. | Seattle |
| He came in here singing "Jet City Woman" at the top of his lungs. Either he's completely oblivious to his surroundings or he's a huge Geoff Tates fan. | Seattle |
| He had a copy of "The Stranger" tucked under his arm. | Seattle |
| He let it slip that he booked a sumi-e lesson with Chiyo Sanada. | Seattle |
| He mentioned stopping by Café Nervosa to meet with the Crane brothers, though I suspect he may have some trouble finding it... | Seattle |
| He plans to plant his own name in a hall of fame honoring the likes of Philip K. Dick and George Lucas. | Seattle |
| He said while he's in town, he'll try to slip Jonathan Poneman his band's new demo. | Seattle |
| He told me he was particularly fond of Queen Anne, but I don't think he meant the monarch. | Seattle |
| He was recently seen slurping down pho in the International District. | Seattle |
| He wondered aloud whether Rainn Wilson would sign his Dunder Mifflin poster. | Seattle |
| He's always wanted to get his hands on a shard of Hendrix's Fender Stratocaster. | Seattle |
| He's camping out in the evergreens just north of Tacoma. | Seattle |
| He's flying into Victoria Airport and plans to ferry across the Juan de Fuca Strait. | Seattle |
| He's going on tour with Bill Speidel? | Seattle |
| He's going to Olympic Park, but not to see the Games. | Seattle |
| He's hoping to spot a whale off San Juan Island. | Seattle |
| He's in a park somewhere admiring Chinook totem poles? | Seattle |
| He's planning to purloin the original Frappuccino recipe. | Seattle |
| I assured her that with the room I booked for her she won't be having any sleepless nights there. | Seattle |
| I assured him that with the room I booked for him he won't be having any sleepless nights there. | Seattle |
| I heard she stopped by Uwajimaya to stock up on nori and Pocky. | Seattle |
| I know one thing for certain: he'll be stopping by Pike Place Market for a cut of the daily catch. | Seattle |
| I overheard her telling someone to meet her under the hammering man. "The one by the art museum," she added. As if that clarifies anything! | Seattle |
| I'd look for him in a Frank Gehry building. | Seattle |
| I'd watch out for that one. He'd steal the very point off the Space Needle. | Seattle |
| I'd watch out for that one. She'd steal the very point off the Space Needle. | Seattle |
| If he's strapped for cash, he may be panhandling in the original Skid Row. | Seattle |
| Not only is your friend on the run, but I heard she's been training with Scott Jurek! | Seattle |
| Personally, I'd look for her near the U.S.-Canada border. | Seattle |
| She asked me to help her track down a copy of "It Happened at the World's Fair." While I'm an Elvis fan myself, I really had to question her taste. | Seattle |
| She did mention she's always wanted to see Alexander Calder's Eagle up close. | Seattle |
| She does have a strange affinity for old wooden boats. I gave her the name of a place where she can rent one. | Seattle |
| She had a copy of "The Stranger" tucked under her arm. | Seattle |
| She let it slip that she booked a sumi-e lesson with Chiyo Sanada. | Seattle |
| She said she was staying on Capitol Hill, but when I asked her where she laughed and said the place she's going "isn't actually the capital of anything." | Seattle |
| She said while she's in town, she'll try to slip Jonathan Poneman her band's new demo. | Seattle |
| She told me she was particularly fond of Queen Anne, but I don't think she meant the monarch. | Seattle |
| She was hoping to catch a quick glimpse of Bill Gate's house across the lake. | Seattle |
| She's a huge admirer of Duane Pasco's work. | Seattle |
| She's going on tour with Bill Speidel? | Seattle |
| She's gone to find nirvana in the birthplace of grunge. | Seattle |
| She's hiding under the Aurora Bridge with an eighteen-foot-tall accomplice. | Seattle |
| She's in a park somewhere admiring Chinook totem poles? | Seattle |
| She's off searching for the Sam Baldwin to her Annie Reed. | Seattle |
| She's planning to rendezvous near a statue of Vladimir Lenin. | Seattle |
| She's staying in a pyramid penthouse atop a terra cotta skyscraper? | Seattle |
| She's staying somewhere in the Pacific Ring of Fire. | Seattle |
| She's wandering around in the "center of the universe." | Seattle |
| Since she's such a history buff, I offered to lend her my personal copy of "Sons of the Profits." | Seattle |
| The city he's heading to is said to lie on seven hills, Palatine not being one of them. | Seattle |
| When I asked her about the cap she was wearing, she told me she's a big fan of "the M's." | Seattle |
| When I asked her where she was going, she told me "Emerald City." She must have thought I was unbelievably gullible! | Seattle |
| While she's there, she's made it her project to really experience music. | Seattle |
| You might find her hobnobbing with PhD candidates in the U-Dist. | Seattle |
| You might find her hobnobbing with PhD candidates in the U-Dist. | Seattle |
| You'll find her kayaking up the Duwamish toward Puget Sound. | Seattle |
| You'll find him in a city made famous by teen spirit. | Seattle |
| e's a huge k-pop fan, and he's going to catch Dr. Core 911 while he's in town. | Seoul |
| He dropped this note, but it just says, "Make the handoff at 88 Garden." | Seoul |
| He looked around, then said this place had nothing on Pimatgol. | Seoul |
| He might be picking up a tojang along Insadong-gil. | Seoul |
| He must be running out of money - I heard he got kicked out after trying to sleep in a noraebang in Myeongdong. | Seoul |
| He said he wanted to see the urban renewal project that uncovered a "lost" stream. | Seoul |
| He said he wanted to see what a 72-foot tall man with a hammer looked like, and wondered if they'd bolted it down. | Seoul |
| He said he'd be passing by a bell that used to ring 33 times every morning and 28 times at sunset. | Seoul |
| He told me he didn't want to linger in town, but he had to swing by the music fountain. | Seoul |
| He wants to see the Survivors scrum while he's in town. | Seoul |
| He was going to meditate with the Pensive Bodhisattva. | Seoul |
| He was planning a rendezvous, so I suggested he try the Hall of Happy Meetings. | Seoul |
| Here's all I could overhear: "Meet me by the ancient white pine in Jogyesa." | Seoul |
| He's a huge fan of Kim Won-ki, a.k.a. FruitDealer - look for a tournament and you might catch him there. | Seoul |
| He's a huge k-pop fan, and he's going to catch Dr. Core 911 while he's in town. | Seoul |
| I heard he made a faux pas when he went to the palace and asked if the zoo was still open. | Seoul |
| I heard he passed out in a Yangban house, until the SMPA kicked him out. | Seoul |
| I heard she was headed to the National Folk Museum to get a recipe for killer kimch | Seoul |
| I heard she was headed to the National Folk Museum to get a recipe for killer kimchi. | Seoul |
| I said she could see some important history at Seodaemun Prison, but she said she makes it a habit not to get behind bars. | Seoul |
| I told her if she wants to see something creepy, she should check out the skeleton gourds at the Global Village Folk Museum. | Seoul |
| I told him if he's in the palace and he needs a place to hide, don't jump in any rice chests. | Seoul |
| If he gets desparate, he might try to flee in Sunjong's old Daimler. | Seoul |
| If she gets desparate [sic], she might try to flee in Sunjong's old Daimler. | Seoul |
| If you get there late on a weekend, look for her partying in Hongik. | Seoul |
| If you get there late on a weekend, look for him partying in Hongik. | Seoul |
| I'm not sure where the Heunghwamun stands today, but wherever it is, she's meeting someone there. | Seoul |
| Is he in Songpa? Seocho? He could be in any gu or dong in the city! | Seoul |
| I've lived there, so I gave her some tips. I remember one October, I watched a fabulous royal wedding - only to find out it was a reenactment! | Seoul |
| Odds are he entered the fortress through National Treasure No. 1. | Seoul |
| She asked for directions to the National Library. I told her to take the subway to Seocho Station. | Seoul |
| She just said she was going to a "blue house." | Seoul |
| She mentioned she wanted to see the mementos of seven well-connected concubines. I didn't ask for the details. | Seoul |
| She mentioned she's a big cabbage fan. I told her she'll be very, very happy where she's going. | Seoul |
| She might be in Sajik Park, paying her respects to the founder of the country. | Seoul |
| She must be running out of money - I heard she got kicked out after trying to sleep in a noraebang in Myeongdong. | Seoul |
| She said she was going to Jongno to get a broker. But she wasn't sure where she'd keep him. | Seoul |
| She said she'd be hanging around one of the Five Grand Palaces - but I can't tell you which. | Seoul |
| She swore her trip was all-business, so I'd look for her at the Lotte World Adventure & Magic Island. | Seoul |
| She was going to meditate with the Pensive Bodhisattva. | Seoul |
| She was looking for an herbal remedy - I'd rather not say for what - so I sent her to Gyeongdong Market. | Seoul |
| She was nervous about going to this city. She said she didn't sleep for a week after she saw "A Tale of Two Sisters." | Seoul |
| She was super-excited to speak with Kosik the talking elephant - and devastated when she realized they don't speak the same language. | Seoul |
| She wouldn't believe me when I told her about the health benefits of lactic acid bacteria. | Seoul |
| She's a huge k-pop fan, and she's going to catch Dr. Core 911 while he's in town. | Seoul |
| She's probably gnawing on some octopus at the Noryangjin Fish Market. | Seoul |
| Sure, I know where she went. I still have a stuffed Hodori from the year they hosted the Olympics. | Seoul |
| When I rattled off the museums she should see, she was puzzled that they built one around a single food. | Seoul |
| Where'd she go? Only to 2010's World Design Capital, that's where. | Seoul |
| You might catch him running away from Dongdaemun market in counterfeit sneakers. | Seoul |
| You might find her checking out the ssireum in Jangchung Gymnasium. | Seoul |
| You might find her lurking around what's left of King Taejo's palace. | Seoul |
| You might find her sunbathing on the quad at Yonsei. | Seoul |
| You might find him shopping for used records in the Goblin Market, at the stadium. | Seoul |
| You might find him sunbathing on the quad at Yonsei. | Seoul |
| You might see him in Myeong-dong, although that "shady-looking criminal" get-up puts him a little behind the fashion curve. | Seoul |
| Check all the teahouses on Duolun Lu Cultural Street. I don't think she's there - I just want to know who has the best tea. | Shanghai |
| He could be at the Ancient Chinese Ceramics Gallery. He said he had a few gaps in his Qing collection. | Shanghai |
| He could be wolfing down moon cakes from Xing Hua Lou. | Shanghai |
| He has his eye on the golden pistol of Pockmarked Huang. | Shanghai |
| He loves to collect small swords, and heard there's a society for people like him in the gardens where he's going. | Shanghai |
| He said he used to steal Swatches from kids on the playground, and now he was going to case a whole gallery of Swatch art. | Shanghai |
| He said he wanted to pick up some canvases by Chen Yifei while he's in town. | Shanghai |
| He said he was ducking into the basement of an apartment building to look at propaganda posters? | Shanghai |
| He said he was going to crash at Sun Yatsen's old place. | Shanghai |
| He said he was looking for the largest Pearl in the city? | Shanghai |
| He said something about staying near the site of the 2010 World Expo. | Shanghai |
| He told me his daring getaway plan: basejump from the tower, duck over to the Pearl Dock, and he's gone. Personally, I bet he'll just hide in a broom closet. | Shanghai |
| He wanted to book a room in a hotel that wasn't too loud. A hotel of peace, if you will. | Shanghai |
| He wanted to catch a show at Jean-Marie Charpentier's Crystal Palace. I've never heard of royalty by that name, myself. | Shanghai |
| He wanted to explore the city's underground tunnels that still exist under the art museum. | Shanghai |
| Here, look at this photo he dropped of a jade rock in a garden. It looks exquisite! | Shanghai |
| Here, look at this photo she dropped of a jade rock in a garden. It looks exquisite! | Shanghai |
| He's either flying into PVG or SHA. I just can't remember. | Shanghai |
| He's headed to the "Paris of the East" - well, one of the cities that's earned that nickname. | Shanghai |
| He's in a skyscraper with 88 floors marked by 13 bands. If you count right, you'll find it. | Shanghai |
| He's paying his respects to the writer at Lu Xun Park. | Shanghai |
| He's probably crashing with friends in the longtangs. | Shanghai |
| He's probably digging around for old Crystal Butterfly records. | Shanghai |
| I bet you'll find him in China's largest port. | Shanghai |
| I heard he was going to consult the oracle bones at the Gallery of Chinese Calligraphy. | Shanghai |
| I heard her say to someone: "Meet me at the old Bubbling Park Cemetery - and if you're late, I'll bury ya there." | Shanghai |
| I heard him in passing, planning a meeting in "the second bauble." | Shanghai |
| I heard him say he might take a day trip in a submarine to South Korea, northeast of the city. | Shanghai |
| I know he wouldn't miss the Formula One China Grand Prix. | Shanghai |
| I know she wouldn't miss the Dragon Boat Festival on Dianshan Lake. | Shanghai |
| I suggested she see the Temple of Town Gods, but she wants to save her yuan for a deity who's on the national scene. | Shanghai |
| I told her she'd be in town for the International Tea Culture Festival, but her favorite flavor is "iced." | Shanghai |
| I told him to go fly a kite. So you might find him in Fengxian County. | Shanghai |
| If he gets there around New Year's, he might try out for a slot in the lion dances at Longhua Temple. | Shanghai |
| If it's hockey season, you might catch her watching the China Dragon skate. | Shanghai |
| If it's Tomb-Sweeping Day, you might find her around Longhua Temple. She likes to ask people for "ghost money," and instead of burning it, she runs off with it. | Shanghai |
| It was hard to read his text messages from over his shoulder, but he told someone to meet him by the Chopin sculpture in Zhongshan Gongyuan. | Shanghai |
| Look for her at the Always Café, skimming a novel by Eileen Chang. | Shanghai |
| Look for her lurking around the bars in Xintiandi. | Shanghai |
| She asked where I thought she should stay. I offered, "Pudong?" and she said, "Sorry, I haven't even had dinner." | Shanghai |
| She could be catching up on silent flicks at the Old Film Café. | Shanghai |
| She could be shopping for bonds on the Bund. | Shanghai |
| She could be taking a ride on the world's first levitating train, jumping up and down to see if she can make it tap the track. | Shanghai |
| She loves to collect small swords, and heard there's a society for people like her in the gardens where she's going. | Shanghai |
| She said she used to steal Swatches from kids on the playground, and now she was going to case a whole gallery of Swatch art. | Shanghai |
| She said she wanted to pick up some canvases by Chen Yifei while she's in town. | Shanghai |
| She wanted to book a room in a hotel that wasn't too loud. A hotel of peace, if you will. | Shanghai |
| She was really eager to see what they were doing in Fuxing Park. | Shanghai |
| She's in a city at the mouth of the Yangtze River. | Shanghai |
| She's sneaking in via shipping container to the Jiangnan shipyard, and in a place that big you'll never find her. | Shanghai |
| There's an Orson Welles movie about the city your suspect went to - or wait, maybe it was Hitchcock, or Charlie Chaplin! I think I'm confusing three different movies. | Shanghai |
| You might find her trying to pet the cockroaches at the city's Natural Wild Insect Kingdom. | Shanghai |
| You might find your suspect in the museum, playing "heads or tails" in the Gallery of Ancient Chinese Numismatics. | Shanghai |
| You'll find him at the Jade Buddha Temple, practicing his jokes on the laughing buddha. | Shanghai |
| All I heard as he was walking by was something about "raffles" and a "statue." So, maybe he's raffling off a statue? | Singapore |
| All I heard as she was walking by was something about "raffles" and a "statue." So, maybe she's raffling off a statue? | Singapore |
| Before he left, I warned him that they take even the misdemeanours very, very seriously. Just ask Michael Fay. | Singapore |
| Don't miss the dragon boat race. Your friend might be there, rooting for the local British Dragon Boat Team. | Singapore |
| He mentioned he was going to a memorial that's know by the locals as "The Chopsticks." | Singapore |
| He mentioned he was going to a memorial that's known by the locals as "The Chopsticks." | Singapore |
| He mentioned he was going to get a bite to eat down Mohamad Ali Lane. | Singapore |
| He mentioned he'd be checking out the Philatelic Museum, to figure out how many albums he'll need for the Straits Settlements Collection. | Singapore |
| He mentioned he'd sail on a junk to an island between the Straits of Malacca and the South China Sea. | Singapore |
| He said he was planning to take a bumboat to the Quay to meet someone at Harry's Bar. | Singapore |
| He said something about standing by the Straits of Johor and thumbing his nose at Malaysia. He really hates their football team. | Singapore |
| He told me he put in a request to stay at the Raffles Hotel. Instead, his boss sent him a sleeping bag. | Singapore |
| He told me he was going to pick up some knick-knacks at the Plaza Singapura. | Singapore |
| He told me he was hoping to get into town in time for the Chinese New Year. I asked him if he'd tried checking a calendar? | Singapore |
| He told me that everything he knows about this city, he learned from "Forever Fever," and that's the way he likes it. | Singapore |
| He told me the last time he was in town, he went to Haw Par Villa and came face-to-face with the Buddhist vision of hell. It didn't set him straight, but at least it got him thinking. | Singapore |
| He wanted to learn about metal from Brader Bo's Vicious Volume. | Singapore |
| Here, he dropped this postcard of a temple with, oh, it looks like 72 deities posed around the tower. Look at these colors! | Singapore |
| He's headed to an island-city with a long history. Ptolemy called it Sabana; Marco Polo called it Chiamassie; the Chinese called it Pu-Luo-Chung. | Singapore |
| I did spot her carrying a copy of "If We Dream Too Long" under her arm. | Singapore |
| I heard him say he was going to visit an amazing building on South Bridge. I asked him where, and he said he'd rather walk through hot coals than tell me. | Singapore |
| I know he took a ferry to the islands - was it St. John's Island, or Lazarus? | Singapore |
| I know he was planning to bring a lion costume and sneak into a parade down Orchard Road. | Singapore |
| I know he was planning to swing by the Temple of 1,000 Lights. | Singapore |
| I know she was eager to go scuba diving by the reefs near Big Ghost Island. | Singapore |
| I know when he gets there, he's going to meet someone in Chinatown. Does that narrow it down? | Singapore |
| I know when she gets there, she's going to meet someone in Chinatown. Does that narrow it down? | Singapore |
| I overheard her on her phone, planning a rendezvous at Lau Pa Sat. | Singapore |
| I sent her to a sculpture park where she can admire modern art from across the region. She asked if it was the "pricey kind." | Singapore |
| I sent him to a sculpture park where he can admire modern art from across the region. He asked if it was the "pricey kind." | Singapore |
| I suggested a tour where he can learn more about how the British surrendered this city in the war. And when he's done with that, he can go enjoy a nice picnic! | Singapore |
| I suggested he grab lunch at one of the restaurants at the pasar besi. | Singapore |
| I suggested he visit Fort Canning Park, but I think he misheard it as "caning" - now he wants nothing to do with the place. | Singapore |
| I told her if she needs a quick snack while she's there, she shouldn't miss the Satay Club at Clarke Quay. | Singapore |
| I told her if she passes by a bar in this city, she should try Ngiam Tong Boon's famous drink. | Singapore |
| I told him if he gets into town by August 9, to stop and celebrate their independence day. The fireworks are top shelf! | Singapore |
| I understand he went down to the park to check out the "sally port." | Singapore |
| I warned her not to urinate in the elevators! I'm sure it's illegal in any city, but here they install detectors to watch out for it! | Singapore |
| I warned him not to urinate in the elevators! I'm sure it's illegal in any city, but here they install detectors to watch out for it! | Singapore |
| If you pass by this bar in this city ask for Ngiam Tong Boon's famous drink. | Singapore |
| If you pursue her by boat and you make it to shore safely, take a moment to go to the temple and give thanks to Ma Zhu Po. | Singapore |
| It was hard to eavesdrop on her as she whispered into her phone, but I know she said something about meeting at a curio shop on Temple Street. | Singapore |
| It was hard to eavesdrop on him as he whispered into his phone, but I know he said something about meeting at a curio shop on Temple Street. | Singapore |
| Odds are he'll fly in through Changi International, unless he tries to sneak in at Seletar. | Singapore |
| She mentioned she wanted to catch a few of the teams in the S.League. | Singapore |
| She mentioned she was going downtown to see someone pay homage to Newton? | Singapore |
| She mentioned she was going out to an island to take a tour of Volcanoland. | Singapore |
| She mentioned she was going to take the MRT to Bugis and hang out in Little India. | Singapore |
| She mentioned she'd sail on a junk to an island between the Straits of Malacca and the South China Sea. | Singapore |
| She said she was going to go over to the Quay to look for a particular statue, but I warned her that the one down there is a replica; the original is somewhere else in the city. | Singapore |
| She said she was planning to take a bumboat to the Quay to meet someone at Harry's Bar. | Singapore |
| She said she'd be blending in with the pilgrims on her way to a rendezvous near Tua Pek Kong Temple, on Kusu Island. | Singapore |
| She told me she was hoping to get into town in time for the Chinese New Year. I asked her if she'd tried checking a calendar? | Singapore |
| She told me that everything she knows about this city, she learned from "Forever Fever," and that's the way she likes it. | Singapore |
| She told me the last time she was in town, she went to Haw Par Villa and came face-to-face with the Buddhist vision of hell. It didn't set her straight, but at least it got her thinking. | Singapore |
| She wanted to learn about metal from Brader Bo's Vicious Volume. | Singapore |
| She was so excited to get Jocie Guo's autograph, she said, "No two-bit ACME wannabe's gonna stop me!" What did she mean by that last part? | Singapore |
| Sure, I know where he's going. The name of this island translates as "Lion City." | Singapore |
| You know, he just mentioned he was hoping to see his favorite paddler, Li Jiawei. | Singapore |
| You might find her lurking outside the old yellow Treasurer's House, by the Istana. | Singapore |
| You might find her trying to get lost in the celebrations of Hari Raya Puasa, over by the Sultan Mosque. | Singapore |
| You might find him checking out the amazing malls along Orchard Road. | Singapore |
| You might find him inspecting the etched glass at Chettiar Temple. | Singapore |
| You might find him lurking outside the old yellow Treasurer's House, by the Istana. | Singapore |
| Your suspect went to look for some old Humpback Oak cassettes. Do you dig it? | Singapore |
| He wanted to go to a museum that didn't conform to art-world standards. When I accused him of conforming to non-conformity, he left in a huff. | St Petersburg |
| As soon as she heard you were looking for her, she took to Catherine the Great's heels. | St. Petersburg |
| From what I've heard, your friend is a mere pawn in Konstantin Sakaev's grand scheme. | St. Petersburg |
| He had ambitions to break into the city's central bank, but he realized he'd just be robbing "Peter" to pay Paul. | St. Petersburg |
| He kept asking me whether bromine reacts with mercury. What in the world is he trying to do, reinvent the periodic table? | St. Petersburg |
| He said as soon as he got there he needed to find a crouching boy. Maybe they're planning to go into hiding together. | St. Petersburg |
| He said he couldn't rest till he'd appropriated the angel from Peter and Paul's cathedral--I wouldn't wanna be the lightning rod for that act of sacrilege. | St. Petersburg |
| He said he needed to get there as soon as possible so he could put the finishing touches on his "message to man." | St. Petersburg |
| He wanted the address of a college there, so I told him where he could find twelve. | St. Petersburg |
| He wanted to go to a museum that didn't conform to art-world standards. When I accused him of conforming to non-conformity, he left in a huff. | St. Petersburg |
| He was looking around for a summer palace there. I told him perhaps he should consider a different season. | St. Petersburg |
| He was looking for a five-finger discount on scarlet dye. He said he had to color his sails for the annual festival. | St. Petersburg |
| He was planning a rendezvous at a memorial for Alexander Pushkin. Hopefully it won't end in a duel. | St. Petersburg |
| He went off to see "The Seagull" with a jar of pickled tomatoes, though I hear it's been getting better reception since the premiere. | St. Petersburg |
| He'd better stay out of trouble there unless he wants to wind up in that old, Kresty prison! | St. Petersburg |
| He's admiring the work of Carlo Rossi, and I don't mean the kind that comes in a jug. | St. Petersburg |
| He's getting in touch with his unconscious mind at the museum of dreams. | St. Petersburg |
| He's paddling his gondola up to "the Venice of the North." | St. Petersburg |
| He's probably going tsar-crazy at the Museum of Political History. | St. Petersburg |
| I can tell you he withdrew a hefty sum of money here, and insisted I give it to him all in "catherines." | St. Petersburg |
| I can't tell you where she went, but she did drop this photo of a bronze horseman. | St. Petersburg |
| I overheard her plan a rendezvous under the Mother Motherland, on the side with the shield. | St. Petersburg |
| I overheard him say, "Meet me at the site of the Bloody Sunday massacre, on the side nearest the onion dome." | St. Petersburg |
| I saw her with a world atlas open on her lap. She was circling "the city of three revolutions." | St. Petersburg |
| I saw him with a world atlas open on his lap. He was circling "the city of three revolutions." | St. Petersburg |
| I suggested a few Nabokov novels she could read on the plane. | St. Petersburg |
| I thought he was going to a monastery for religious reasons, but he said he just wanted to see the graves of "The Five." | St. Petersburg |
| I'd be careful approaching her--word has it she's been carrying around a sardine tin of explosives intended for her father's study. | St. Petersburg |
| I'd look for her in the room where they arrested the Provisional Government. She thought an antique fork would make the perfect souvenir. | St. Petersburg |
| I'd say your friend deserves what he has coming. I'd like to see that little Raskolnikov exiled to Siberia! | St. Petersburg |
| If he bumps his head on a jasper column in Winter Palace, I'm afraid he'll be seeing tsars. | St. Petersburg |
| If he decides to attend a soccer match while he's there, I'm sure it will be the zenith of his stay! | St. Petersburg |
| If he's in with "the majority," I'd look for him at the site of the October Revolution. | St. Petersburg |
| If she bumps her head on a jasper column in Winter Palace, I'm afraid she'll be seeing tsars. | St. Petersburg |
| If she's in with "the majority," I'd look for her at the site of the October Revolution. | St. Petersburg |
| If what I've heard is true, he's staying a hare's breadth from Zayachy Island. | St. Petersburg |
| If what I've heard is true, she's staying a hare's breadth from Zayachy Island. | St. Petersburg |
| I'm pretty sure you'll find her at the Central Museum of Communications, tuning into A.S. Popov's frequency. | St. Petersburg |
| She asked me if I'd ever tried the beef at Stroganov Palace. I couldn't recommend it, but the museum there is lovely. | St. Petersburg |
| She assured me she would "neva" take a dip in the river there, on account of all the zinc. | St. Petersburg |
| She has tickets to a performance of Swan Lake at the Mariinsky Ballet | St. Petersburg |
| She kept asking me whether bromine reacts with mercury. What in the world is she trying to do, reinvent the periodic table? | St. Petersburg |
| She might be sitting down to a picnic of borscht and blini in Tauride Garden. | St. Petersburg |
| She planned to go into "the hermitage." I guess when you have a gumshoe on your trail, a life of seclusion would seem appealing ? | St. Petersburg |
| She said she couldn't rest till she'd appropriated the angel from Peter and Paul's cathedral--I wouldn't wanna be the lightning rod for that act of sacrilege. | St. Petersburg |
| She said she needed to get there as soon as possible so she could put the finishing touches on her "message to man." | St. Petersburg |
| She told me if anyone saw her poking around in the fortress, she would use Peter Kropotkin's escape route. | St. Petersburg |
| She wanted the address of a college there, so I told her where she could find twelve. | St. Petersburg |
| She was going somewhere with a festival for white knights? | St. Petersburg |
| She was hoping I could tell her who wrote "The Twelve"--she said she must have blocked it out somehow. | St. Petersburg |
| She was looking around for a summer palace there. I told her perhaps she should consider a different season. | St. Petersburg |
| She was looking for a five-finger discount on scarlet dye. She said she had to color her sails for the annual festival. | St. Petersburg |
| She's heading for a major city on the Baltic Sea. | St. Petersburg |
| She's visiting the burial place of Alexander III--not the Great, but the Peacemaker. | St. Petersburg |
| To get into his good graces, I directed him to the first version of a sculpture of the daughters of Zeus. | St. Petersburg |
| With his rye wit, he'll be the toast of the bread museum. | St. Petersburg |
| You might spot her at the Big House, snooping around for internal documents. | St. Petersburg |
| You might spot her at the Big House, snooping around for internal documents. | St. Petersburg |
| You'd better start looking now--she's wandering the expanse of the largest country in the world! | St. Petersburg |
| Your crook might be a budding detective himself. He mentioned he was looking for new evidence in the Rasputin homicide. | St. Petersburg |
| Your crook told me she was fascinated with the Decembrists, and I don't think she meant the rock group | St. Petersburg |
| Your friend must be letting her nerves get the best of her--she only managed to pinch a few rubles from the pawnbroker woman, and she hid those under a rock! | St. Petersburg |
| Your friend must be letting his nerves get the best of him--he only managed to pinch a few rubles from the pawnbroker woman, and he hid those under a rock! | St. Petersburg |
| A cop spotted her jumping the turnstile at Kungsträdgården Station and making a break for the metro. Why doesn't she just buy the all-day card? | Stockholm |
| Apparently your suspect was a big fan of Greta Garbo. Does that help? | Stockholm |
| Before she fell into a life of crime, your perp was an amateur puppeteer. I'll bet she'll swing by the Marionettmuseet while she's in town. | Stockholm |
| Could be she's laying low in Gustav Vasa's castle just outside the city. | Stockholm |
| Depending on when you follow her, you might catch her celebrating on Walpurgis Night with her pals in Skåne. | Stockholm |
| Did you know the guy you're chasing is a puppet scholar? He has a PhD in Marionettes and a Master's in Muppets. | Stockholm |
| Did you know your target's a numismatist? He might try to swipe something from the town where old King Olof Skötkonung ordered the minting of the first coins in the country. | Stockholm |
| From Gamla stan she could have taken the Metro to Bergshamra, or Rinkeby, or... what if she already got as far as Hagsätra?! What are you waiting for? Get over there now! | Stockholm |
| He could be camping out covertly in the Tyresta National Park. | Stockholm |
| He mentioned he was going to crash a big banquet at Stadshuset. I'd go find him before security does! | Stockholm |
| He mentioned he was going to visit the home of a controversial playwright who didn't win a Nobel Prize. That doesn't really narrow it down for you, does it? | Stockholm |
| He said something about wanting to see the childhood home of ... Britt Ekland? Sorry, she's a little before my time. | Stockholm |
| He told me he was going to hit the Systembolaget to stock up. If he's celebrating his getaway, I doubt you're invited. | Stockholm |
| He wanted to find someone to pull him around town in Queen Kristina's coronation carriage. | Stockholm |
| Her next move's simple: if she has to bolt, she'll head to Centralstationen and jump a train to Oslo or Copenhagen, hiding in the bathroom the whole way. | Stockholm |
| Here, look at the photo he just posted on Facebook. There's a fountain, and you can see an ocean god, his wife and nine daughters, and some swans. Where could this be? | Stockholm |
| Here's a hot tip: rumor has it she's going to compete in the Vikingarännet. If you skate fast enough, you could catch her! | Stockholm |
| I did see your friend carrying a commemorative towel from the 1912 Olympics. | Stockholm |
| I heard he was lurking outside the Sophia Albertina Palace. | Stockholm |
| I heard he's lurking around the stadium at Valhallavägen, scalping football tickets. | Stockholm |
| I heard she was just spotted speeding across the Centralbron from Södermalm to Götgatan. | Stockholm |
| I heard she's planning a rendezvous at the Butterfly House in Haga Park. | Stockholm |
| I heard that he tried to rush into Klara kyrka, demanding sanctuary. | Stockholm |
| I heard they spotted her kayaking around Helgeandsholmen. She was paddling upside-down so no one would recognize her. | Stockholm |
| I heard your suspect planning to take a trip to the beaches at Gotska Sandön . | Stockholm |
| I know he was going to look at old Adolphus' warship, that dates back to the Stormaktstiden. I think it has its own museum now. | Stockholm |
| I know this fellow's a theater buff. He was excited to hear that Miss Julie's back in town. | Stockholm |
| I never miss Eurovision, and for my money? The greatest winner ever was "Waterloo." And wow, those outfits - wait, what was your question? | Stockholm |
| I overheard him telling someone he wouldn't go to the royal necropolis at Riddarholmskyrkan. Said it sounded way too spooky. | Stockholm |
| I think I know where your suspect headed, and if he took a train, he probably came into Sergels Torg at Centralstationen. | Stockholm |
| If he wants to lay low, he's probably holed up in the historic neighborhood, the Gamla Stan. | Stockholm |
| If I know this girl - and I barely do - as soon as she gets into town, she'll stop for a kebab at Hötorgshallen. | Stockholm |
| If I remember my history, your suspect is going where old Birger Jarl built his fort at the mouth of Lake Mälaren. | Stockholm |
| If she wants to lay low, she's probably holed up in the historic neighborhood, the Gamla Stan. | Stockholm |
| I'll give you some free advice - he's headed to a museum with a 4,000-piece collection. But be warned: there are strings attached. | Stockholm |
| My sources saw him speeding through the city down the E4. | Stockholm |
| My sources tell me he's holed up at the Siaröfortet. You know, that place was state of the art in its day but it never saw combat - maybe you two will show it some fireworks? | Stockholm |
| Psst - here's a tip: your henchwoman's a hockey fanatic. You should look for her at the Globe Arena on Johanneshov. | Stockholm |
| She mentioned she'd be swinging by the open-air museum on Djurgården. Traditional glass-blowing's a hobby of hers'. | Stockholm |
| She mentioned something about trying to pocket some precious rune stones at the Nynäshamn Folklore Museum. | Stockholm |
| She mentioned the city she's headed to is named for the timber-stock fences that steered traffic through its waterways. | Stockholm |
| She said you'd have a hard time catching her when she has 14 different islands to hide on. | Stockholm |
| The cops were hot on her heels when she ducked down an alley that's just 1m wide - I think it's called the Mårten Trotzigs gränd. The police bottlenecked themselves and she just got away! | Stockholm |
| There are so many islands in the archipelago, he could be hiding in any of them. But you could start with Finnhamn - I think he has a rich uncle with a second house there. | Stockholm |
| Word is he has a rendezvous at the Fountain of Molin in Kungsträdgården. | Stockholm |
| Word is your perp is running low on her expense account. You might find her camping out for a change, at the campgrounds in Bromma. | Stockholm |
| You can probably find your suspect lurking outside the National Museum on Södra Blasieholmshamnen, casing the joint. | Stockholm |
| You have good timing. She just texted me to tell me that she's going to the Postmuseum, to see if she can plug a few holes in her stamp collection. | Stockholm |
| You know, he mentioned he was going to check out a ship from the 17th century. He told me it had sunk once, so what are the odds it would happen again? | Stockholm |
| You know, I thought I heard him saying he was going to steal some toeshoes for his niece at the Dansmuseet at Gustav Adolfs Torg. | Stockholm |
| You know, she mentioned she was going to check out a ship from the 17th century. She told me it had sunk once, so what are the odds it would happen again? | Stockholm |
| You might catch him in the park, waiting for a glimpse of Crown Princess Victoria. Actually, I guess he's just plain stalking her. | Stockholm |
| You might find him at the Livrustkammaren, looking for a nice halberd. | Stockholm |
| You might try the Chinese pavilion that Adolf gave Lovisa. | Stockholm |
| Your friend said he was headed to the capital of Sweden. I'm sure he must have a very good reason. | Stockholm |
| Your friend said something about checking out Meschke's collection? | Stockholm |
| Your friend's scouring the city for souvenirs of his four favorite musicians in the world: Agnetha, Björn, Benny, and Anni-Frid. | Stockholm |
| Your suspect starts every day with a swim. I would keep an eye on Sturebadet at Sturegallerian. | Stockholm |
| Your suspect will probably swing by the Kungliga Myntkabinettet to sneak a peak at the world's oldest coin. | Stockholm |
| You're headed to a city on the mouth of a lake, by an archipelago of 24,000 islands. | Stockholm |
| You're in luck. It's not every day you pursue someone to the birthplace of sledge hockey. | Stockholm |
| All I know about the city she's in, I learned from the 2000 Olympics. | Sydney |
| From my eavesdropping, I can say she was planning a rendezvous at Paddy's Market, in the Haymarket. Or was it the other way around? | Sydney |
| He might be down by the water, checking out the Vampire | Sydney |
| He might be down by the water, checking out the Vampire. | Sydney |
| He must have snuck into the harbour right between the "wedding cakes." | Sydney |
| He said he wanted to check out a few museums, but I really caught his attention when I suggested he go to the Rocks Toy Museum. | Sydney |
| He said he was going there on business, but he confided that he was trying to land a role in a Baz Luhrmann flick. | Sydney |
| He told someone on his phone to meet him at the "Palm Grove." | Sydney |
| He was extremely vague about where he was headed, but he did mention he was going to see a concert at the stadium where Madonna shot her Girlie Show Tour DVD. Me, I dropped out after "Like a Prayer." | Sydney |
| He was looking for inspiration, so he took a stroll across the Writers' Walk. And at the end of the walk, he wrote me this postcard. Look, he spelled everything correctly! | Sydney |
| Here, he left behind his smartphone, with this photo on it. It looks like a big glass pyramid? But I can barely tell what's growing inside it ... . | Sydney |
| Here, he left behind this photo of a building by the water. Look at the roof on that place - the locals say it was inspired by orange peels, but I don't see it. | Sydney |
| Here, look at the photo he left behind. What a darling harbour that is! | Sydney |
| Here, look on Facebook - I just found this photo of him standing by a sandstone statue of Lysicrates. | Sydney |
| Here, look on Facebook - I just found this photo of him standing by a sandstone statue of Lysicrates. | Sydney |
| Here, she dropped this photo. It looks like a dead gum tree - no, it's a sculpture of a tree. I wonder where this is? | Sydney |
| I heard he had plans to steal books from the Mitchell Library. Could have been Shakespeare, or maybe it was just near Shakespeare Place. | Sydney |
| I heard he was fishing coins out of the El Alamein Fountain. | Sydney |
| I heard her say something about visiting an old 19th century observatory? | Sydney |
| I heard him talk about trying to steal a building with a roof that's made of steel, but billows like a sail. Neat! | Sydney |
| I know he was going to look for the first farm ever planted by the colonists. He was hoping to dig up some sweet heirloom vegetables. | Sydney |
| I know he's a lifelong Roosters fan. You might catch him at a home game. | Sydney |
| I know she was going to look for the first farm ever planted by the colonists. She was hoping to dig up some sweet heirloom vegetables. | Sydney |
| I know she was going to swing by Pinchgut, to see if Francis Morgan was still hanging around. | Sydney |
| I know she's a lifelong Roosters fan. You might catch her at a home game. | Sydney |
| I told her if she's tired, she's welcome to take a seat in Mrs. Macquaries Chair. She thanked me for the tip - and she promised to get up as soon as Mrs. Macquaries comes back. | Sydney |
| I told her to try a game of chess in Hyde Park. She said she didn't want the whole park to be able to watch her lose. | Sydney |
| I told her while she's over there to keep an eye out for Harry's Café de Wheels, in case she needs something for the road. | Sydney |
| I told him if he's tired, he's welcome to take a seat in Mrs Macquaries Chair. He thanked me for the tip - and he promised to get up as soon as she comes back. | Sydney |
| I told him to catch a show at the Conservatorium, or as they used to call it, "Greenway's folly." | Sydney |
| I told him to enjoy his trip, but to watch out for funnel-web spiders. Well, the boy ones, anyway. | Sydney |
| I told him to try a game of chess in Hyde Park. He said he didn't want the whole park to be able to watch him lose | Sydney |
| I told him while he's over there to keep an eye out for Harry's Café de Wheels, in case he needs something for the road. | Sydney |
| I would look for her strolling along Cockle Bay Wharf. | Sydney |
| If the weather's nice, you might find her on the beach. I recommended she try Dee Why, Curl Curl, Coogee, or if she's up for it, Manly Beach. | Sydney |
| I'm pretty sure he's headed to the state capital of New South Wales. | Sydney |
| Look for her sunning herself at Dawes Point Park, by the Opera House. | Sydney |
| Odds are she's camping out among the yellow-bellied glides and lyrebirds in Garigal National Park. | Sydney |
| Rumor has it she came into town by boat at Broken Bay, and made her way through Ku-ring-gai Park. | Sydney |
| She asked me if I knew any special collections in the city. I pointed her to the Museum of Human Disease and its 2,500 tissue specimens, but it didn't float her boat. | Sydney |
| She hates to wear a watch. I asked her how she'd know the time, and she told me she was staying near a tower that drops a ball at 1 PM every day. So, once a day she'll be on time for appointments. | Sydney |
| She must have snuck into the harbour right between the "wedding cakes." | Sydney |
| She said she'd be in Chinatown. Does that narrow it down? | Sydney |
| She said something about visiting Il Porcellino outside the hospital. | Sydney |
| She was looking for a cheap place to stay. I suggested that the Hyde Park Barracks might suit someone like her. | Sydney |
| She was looking for inspiration, so she took a stroll across the Writers' Walk. And at the end of the walk, she wrote me this postcard. Look, she spelled everything correctly! | Sydney |
| Sure, I know where she went. She was just asking me which of the two revolving restaurants she should try. I told her they both made me tablesick. | Sydney |
| The city he's staying in may be named for Admiral Sir Fairfax, but his daughters spotted it first. | Sydney |
| You might catch her taking a nap in Beare Park. | Sydney |
| You might catch him driving away from downtown over the Coat Hanger. | Sydney |
| You might find her getting the lay of the land standing right below a 35,000 gallon water tank. | Sydney |
| You might find him getting the lay of the land standing right below a 35,000 gallon water tank. | Sydney |
| You might find him hanging around the Chinese Garden of Friendship, just trying to meet people. Travel can get lonely! | Sydney |
| You might find him lurking by the Pukumani Grave Posts at the Yiribana Gallery. | Sydney |
| You might find him standing outside Fox Studios, near Bondi Beach, with his headshots. | Sydney |
| You might find him staring at himself in the Pool of Reflection in Hyde Park. | Sydney |
| You might find him strolling through the Strand Arcade, looking for something in his price range. Maybe they have a gumball machine? | Sydney |
| "Rabin Square?" she asked me. I told her, in my opinion, Rabin was pretty cool. | Tel Aviv |
| All I know is, he was headed to a Mediterranean port. | Tel Aviv |
| All I know is, she was headed to a Mediterranean port. | Tel Aviv |
| He asked about the Shalom Meir Tower. I wonder if he meant "Hello Meir Tower" or "Goodbye Meir Tower." | Tel Aviv |
| He asked for directions to a White City where he could go house hunting. Then he clarified: Bauhaus hunting. | Tel Aviv |
| He asked if we had any crates large enough to fit a fountain by Agam. I said no, and told him to try across the street at Plazas, Public Squares, and Beyond. | Tel Aviv |
| He asked if we had any crates large enough to fit a fountain by Agam. I said no, and told to try across the street at Plazas, Public Squares, and Beyond. | Tel Aviv |
| He asked me to book him at the Crowne Plaza as "Dan H.," the Dan Hotel as "Izzy Rotel," and the Isrotel as "C. Plaza." I hope he wasn't planning a mini-bar crime spree. | Tel Aviv |
| He checked out a book about the history of Jaffa. Four thousand pages - one for every year. Drove it away on a forklift. | Tel Aviv |
| He couldn't wait to take in a game at Bloomfield Stadium. I got a little jealous, actually. I mean, we're talking Category 4 UEFA status! | Tel Aviv |
| He didn't know which radio station he'd listen to more: Galatz or Galgalatz. My feeling was, that extra Gal makes a difference. | Tel Aviv |
| He got real excited about falafel from the Yemenite Quarter where he was going. I thought, wow, a whole quarter for the Yemenites! Not bad, Yemenites! | Tel Aviv |
| He had front-row tickets for the Batsheva Dance Company. Though they had someone else's name on them. | Tel Aviv |
| He handed a note through the teller window that said "TASE." Only after I emptied the cash drawer did I find out he was asking about a foreign stock exchange. | Tel Aviv |
| He kept reminding himself to tell someone something. To tell... a girl, I think, she said her name was Aviv. | Tel Aviv |
| He kept saying he wanted a falafel, which is an Israeli fried chick-pea sandwich. I said if he eats enough of them he'll sure feel awful. | Tel Aviv |
| He mentioned connecting through an airport known by the code "SDV." Boy would that look good as a monogram. | Tel Aviv |
| He mentioned wanting to rent a truck big enough to tow the Shalom Meir Tower. Though if you ask me, that building's parked legally. | Tel Aviv |
| He must have been headed to Mexico, because the plane he took off on was owned by some bigwig named "El Al." | Tel Aviv |
| He said he couldn't wait to hit the Ayalon Highway, and show the natives what _real_ bad driving looked like. | Tel Aviv |
| He said he wanted to go to study in a kibbutz at the School for Overseas Students. I hope they have a short term, because I doubt he'll be there long. | Tel Aviv |
| He said he was going somewhere he could stroll like a Rothschild, but was worried the Mediterranean air would damage his strolling hat. | Tel Aviv |
| He said he was going to the Nachalat Binyamin, and the Palmach Musuem--he sounded like he had something nasty caught in his throat. | Tel Aviv |
| He seemed determined to get to the Promised Land, and I don't think he meant it as a metaphor. | Tel Aviv |
| He told me he was headed to Jabalya Beach, because he likes sunbathing at places whose names resemble spicy cajun stews. | Tel Aviv |
| He took out a book on the Hassan Bek Mosque, and a book on towing landmarks across the ocean. Probably shouldn't shelve those side-by-side. | Tel Aviv |
| He wanted directions to the biggest Pride Parade in the Middle East. I suggested he listen closely and follow the sounds of culture clash. | Tel Aviv |
| He wanted somewhere to lay low for a season. So I sold him tickets to a city whose name partly translates as "Spring." Though from what I hear the Mediterranean weather's good all year round. | Tel Aviv |
| He wanted to go somewhere known for its influential high-tech industry. I told him to stay away from drugs. | Tel Aviv |
| He wanted to see a basketball team with 5 European Championships, but was hoping to avoid Europe. | Tel Aviv |
| He was acting all shifty, so I told him to loosen up - perhaps in Israel's premier nightlife city. | Tel Aviv |
| He was excited to see Pagoda House. Or did he say steal? | Tel Aviv |
| He was headed straight for the tanning capital of Israel. But I thought everyone there was tan! | Tel Aviv |
| He was headed to a rave by the Mediterranean. I always thought you needed more than one Mediterranean for a rave. | Tel Aviv |
| He was looking for Jaffa oranges, but wanted to eat them in the city next door. Seemed like the kind of guy who'd drop the peel on the ground, too. | Tel Aviv |
| He was unusually interested in intercontinental land-bridges. I guessed he was a civil-tectonic engineer. | Tel Aviv |
| He went on and on about how, where he was going, they once parceled out land with a seashell lottery. So, maybe Atlantis? | Tel Aviv |
| He's headed to a Mediterranean city famous for its beaches. That narrows it down, right? | Tel Aviv |
| I asked if she was into beach volleyball, and she answered by furiously brandishing her Kadima paddle. | Tel Aviv |
| I heard him muttering that this place wasn't as good as Hayarkon Park. Well if he loves it so much maybe he should go there! | Tel Aviv |
| I saw him thumbing through a Hebrew phrase book. Could have just been for pleasure, though. | Tel Aviv |
| Oh yeah, real demanding customer. Wouldn't settle for one newspaper. Wanted to go to the headquarters of Ha'aretz, Maariv, AND Yedioth Ahronot. | Tel Aviv |
| Rabin Square? he asked me. I told him, in my opinion, Rabin was pretty cool. | Tel Aviv |
| She asked about the Shalom Meir Tower. I wonder if she meant "Hello Meir Tower" or "Goodbye Meir Tower." | Tel Aviv |
| She asked if could change her money to new shekels, but all I had were old ones. Gotta update the coin tray. | Tel Aviv |
| She asked if we had any crates large enough to fit a fountain by Agam. I said no, and told her to try across the street at Plazas, Public Squares, and Beyond. | Tel Aviv |
| She had arranged for transportation with the Egged Bus Collective. I don't think I'd want to ride on buses that prone to vandalism. | Tel Aviv |
| She had front-row tickets for the Batsheva Dance Company. Though they had someone else's name on them. | Tel Aviv |
| She handed a note through the teller window that said "TASE." Only after I emptied the cash drawer did I find out she was asking about a foreign stock exchange. | Tel Aviv |
| She mentioned wanting to rent a truck big enough to tow the Shalom Meir Tower. Though if you ask me, that building's parked legally. | Tel Aviv |
| She said she was going to the Nachalat Binyamin, and the Palmach Museum--she sounded like she had something nasty caught in her throat. | Tel Aviv |
| She seemed determined to get to the Promised Land, and I don't think she meant it as a metaphor. | Tel Aviv |
| She told me she was headed to Jabalya Beach, because she likes sunbathing at places whose names resemble spicy cajun stews. | Tel Aviv |
| She took out a book on the Hassan Bek Mosque, and a book on towing landmarks across the ocean. Probably shouldn't shelve those side-by-side. | Tel Aviv |
| She wanted an ocean view on the Miami Beach of the Mediterranean. She also stole three matchbooks. | Tel Aviv |
| She wanted me to help her stakeout the Azrieli Center. But with the nice food court in there, I said, why not steak-in? | Tel Aviv |
| She wanted tickets to a National Theater that could only be called "The Stage." Since I didn't understand, I offered her orchestra seats to our performance of "Seussical." | Tel Aviv |
| She wanted to go somewhere known for its influential high-tech industry. I told her to stay away from drugs. | Tel Aviv |
| She wanted to see a basketball team with 5 European Championships, but was hoping to avoid Europe. | Tel Aviv |
| She wanted to see the podium where Meir Dizengoff was first sworn in as mayor. | Tel Aviv |
| She was acting all shifty, so I told her to loosen up - perhaps in Israel's premier nightlife city. | Tel Aviv |
| She was booked on a flight to Ben Gurion. The airport, not the person. | Tel Aviv |
| She was headed to a rave by the Mediterranean. I always thought you needed more than one Mediterranean for a rave. | Tel Aviv |
| She was unusually interested in intercontinental land-bridges. I guessed she was a civil-tectonic engineer. | Tel Aviv |
| She's headed to a Mediterranean city famous for its beaches. That narrows it down, right? | Tel Aviv |
| The way this city's name is typically hyphenated, you'd think it had married Jaffa. | Tel Aviv |
| When he mentioned "Dizengoff," I said, "What did you call me?" He took off down the street after that. | Tel Aviv |
| All I can tell you is, she's a giant fan of Piet Mondrian. | The Hague |
| He said he'd hobnob with the Hagenaars, but he'll be lucky if the Hagenezen give him the time of day. | The Hague |
| He said he's hunting for a laughing boy at Maurice's House. I'm guessing Maurice knows better knock-knock jokes than your friend there. | The Hague |
| He said he's walking around a hall in an old hunting lodge, looking for some knights? | The Hague |
| He told me he was looking for a war palace. I said, why not try something completely different? | The Hague |
| He told me where he was going, and said, "I always hoped I'd make it big - like, warlord big - and land on trial there." | The Hague |
| He wanted to steal an armful of tin-glazed white-and-blue tiles. | The Hague |
| He wouldn't miss a Haagsche Rugby Club game. | The Hague |
| Here, he dropped this pic of the Golden Carriage. I don't know - if I were the Queen I'd ask for something with a little more horsepower. | The Hague |
| He's behind the concession stand at the Zuiderpark stadion. The one with the best herring. | The Hague |
| He's headed to some hall to hear the Queen speak? | The Hague |
| He's planning a rendezvous by the Binnenhof. | The Hague |
| He's probably at Madurodam, taking a high-level view of the city. | The Hague |
| He's probably at the United Nations court, to see if they'll fix an international parking ticket. | The Hague |
| He's probably digging around for old Golden Earring records. | The Hague |
| He's probably snooping around the Royal Cabinet of Paintings. | The Hague |
| He's quite an art connoisseur - he asked me question after question about Vermeer. | The Hague |
| He's swinging through "the Count's wood"? | The Hague |
| I gave him a free ticket to see Raiders'99 play, but it just made him angry - he thought he missed the game! | The Hague |
| I heard him say to someone, "Meet me at the statue of Little John, by the pond." | The Hague |
| I heard she auditioned at the Lucent Danstheater, but no one was wowed by her lambada. | The Hague |
| I heard she was going to the coast to celebrate the first herring of the year. | The Hague |
| I heard she's on a train to Den Haag Ypenburg. | The Hague |
| I just know one thing: he's always wanted to study under Mirella Simoncini. | The Hague |
| I steered her to a giant, 119m panoramic painting of a fishing village | The Hague |
| I suggested he sock away a few Louis Couperus novels for the trip. | The Hague |
| I think he's at one of Andrew Carnegie's buildings. | The Hague |
| I think he's heading to "des Graven Hage"? | The Hague |
| I told him where he could find a heck of a law library. You never know when that'll come in handy in his line of work. | The Hague |
| I'd start by checking around the Tong Tong Fair. | The Hague |
| If he gets sick of the city, he might head out to Kijkduin and try to sleep on the beach. | The Hague |
| If she's brave enough she'll catch a FC Den Haag game. | The Hague |
| If you miss her in the city, you might catch her fishing at Scheveningen. | The Hague |
| I'll bet he's headed to the provincial capital of South Holland. | The Hague |
| Look for him lurking outside the Gevangenpoort, trying to hand off a cake with a nail file inside it. | The Hague |
| Maybe he's paying a visit to the States-General of the Netherlands? You know, for a little R & R? | The Hague |
| Oh, I wish I could have gone with her. I've never seen a Troonrede in person! | The Hague |
| She said she's staying at a place along Lange Voorhout, but I'm skeptical. | The Hague |
| She sent me a postcard from the Museum voor Communicatie. Look how old the stamp is! | The Hague |
| She told me she was looking for a war palace. I said, why not try something completely different? | The Hague |
| She told me she was searching for a girl with a pearl earring. I asked if wearing two was a dealbreaker? | The Hague |
| She told me where she was going, and as an aside she said, "I always hoped I'd make it big - like, warlord big - and land on trial there." | The Hague |
| She was eager to check out the art collection of William V, but only 'cause orange is her favorite color. | The Hague |
| She whispered something about a municipal museum - but where? | The Hague |
| She's casing the site of the diamond theft at the Museon - you know, to pick up some pointers. | The Hague |
| She's got a car picking her up at Rotterdam Airport to take her to a city by the North Sea. | The Hague |
| She's headed to some hall to hear the Queen speak? | The Hague |
| She's hopelessly lost in the stairwell of the M. C. Escher museum. | The Hague |
| Some call the city she's in "the Widow of the Indies." | The Hague |
| When I told him Queen Beatrix lived there, he asked if she'd autograph his copy of "Peter Rabbit." I told him "Wrong Beatrix." | The Hague |
| You friend there ain't too cultured. He went to the Paleis Lange Voorhout and asked if they had any mixtapes by "MC Escher." | The Hague |
| You might catch him snooping around the Queen's work desk at Noordeinde Palace. | The Hague |
| Your friend's cocky - I heard he challenged Raymond van Barneveld to a darts match. | The Hague |
| Your suspect was eager to get a look at a real live Hülleneinband, so I brought up the Koninklijke Bibliotheek. | The Hague |
| A friend of mine spotted him at rush hour, packed onto the Tsukuba Express. | Tokyo |
| All I heard was his mumbling as he walked by, but I know he said something about a lost treasure on "dream island." | Tokyo |
| He did say he was checking out the wreck of an ill-fated fishing boat that wandered into the wrong "snowstorm." | Tokyo |
| He kept talking about grabbing memorabilia from the "drunken angel," his favorite film star of all time. | Tokyo |
| He looked bored when I told him to catch a game by the Swallows or the Giants, but when I told him what he could see at Ryogoku Kokugikan, he was sold. | Tokyo |
| He mentioned he was heading to the top of Mount Takao. I asked if he was going to pray at the shrine; turns out he was going to gorge himself at Beer Mount. | Tokyo |
| He mentioned he'd be hiding out in the old Bricktown neighborhood. | Tokyo |
| He mentioned he's been meaning to swing by the National Museum of Modern Art ever since it reopened in 2002. | Tokyo |
| He mentioned that he couldn't get into most of the palace, so he was planning to case the joint from the garden over to the east. | Tokyo |
| He only eats the freshest sushi. I'll bet you'll find him at the crack of dawn in Tsukiji. | Tokyo |
| He said he couldn't wait to get to the field of autumn leaves and play some old GameBoy carts. | Tokyo |
| He said something about a radioactive tuna. I hope he just meant he microwaved it. | Tokyo |
| He seemed really intrigued when I told him about the kite museum. If you want to find him, head upstairs from the restaurant where it's housed and you should bump right into him. | Tokyo |
| He told me he was going to try to blend in over in Shibuya. I suggested he was a few decades too old and a few jail stints too weathered to pull that off. | Tokyo |
| He told me he wished the Seibu Prince Rabbits were still on the ice. | Tokyo |
| He told me he's going to the city that used to be known as Edo. | Tokyo |
| He told me that the old name of this city means to "estuary." I told him this sounds like the dullest city ever - but he swears I couldn't be more wrong. | Tokyo |
| He was headed to a famous shrine, in search of "the repose of the country." | Tokyo |
| Her ears perked up when I told her about the Prada building. She asked around what I thought it would weigh, and I said, "Why, where are you going to carry it?" | Tokyo |
| I know he was excited to see the birthplace of his favorite filmmaker, a genius who'd had plenty of "high and low" times in his life. | Tokyo |
| I know he was planning to swing by the Sony building to see if they had any Walkmen left. | Tokyo |
| I know he's staying somewhere right off the Yamanote line. | Tokyo |
| I know she's traveling on a tight budget. She mentioned she'd be staying at a capsule hotel near Akebonobashi Station. | Tokyo |
| I know where he went. I had a friend who passed through the city in 1923. The destruction was unbelievable. | Tokyo |
| I overheard him plotting a rendezvous at the Studio Alta building. Good luck finding anyone in that crowd. | Tokyo |
| I suggested if he has a free day, he should swing by the parasitological museum. He politely said, "No thanks." | Tokyo |
| I suggested she take a trip to see the Budokan martial arts hall to admire its architecture and its history, and she just looked at me and said, "Cheap Trick!" | Tokyo |
| I suggested she warm up with some kabuki, but she told me she was under strict orders not to seem "touristy." | Tokyo |
| I told her if she wants a wild time, she should check out Kabukicho. She balked at the thought of rubbing elbows with "common criminals." | Tokyo |
| I told her there's a great castle she can visit, and if she goes on the right day of the year, she can wave at the family that lives there - while they're standing behind the bulletproof glass. It's a very intimate occasion. | Tokyo |
| I told him about a gate in the city he's going to. It's said that if you pass through it, it will free you of greed, hatred, and foolishness. He said if he did that, he'd have to get a new job. | Tokyo |
| I told him to make sure he's not in town when the great catfish awakens in the bay and brings destruction. | Tokyo |
| Much to her delight, she got to ride the Pokémon Yanamote Train into town. | Tokyo |
| Odds are she got lost somewhere in Ameyoko Arcade. | Tokyo |
| She mentioned she was going to sneak into Studio Ghibli to catch a glimpse at Hayao Miyazaki's next script. | Tokyo |
| She mentioned she was heading to the top of Mount Takao. I asked if she was going to pray at the shrine; turns out she was going to gorge herself at Beer Mount. | Tokyo |
| She mentioned that she couldn't get into most of the palace, so she was planning to case the joint from the garden over to the east. | Tokyo |
| She said she was tired of all the otaku at Nakano Broadway cosplaying as her boss. I wonder who she works for? Hellsing? | Tokyo |
| She said something about getting into the city by ferry and docking at Ariake. | Tokyo |
| She told me if there's time, she'd like to see the egrets on the Kanto Plain. | Tokyo |
| She told me she was going to try to blend in over in Shibuya. I suggested she was a few decades too old and a few jail stints too weathered to pull that off. | Tokyo |
| She told me she's going to catch a game by the roughest, toughest team in hockey, the Seibu Prince Rabbits. | Tokyo |
| She told me she's going to the city that used to be known as Edo. | Tokyo |
| She told me that most of what she knows about this city's history, she picked up from jidaigeki. | Tokyo |
| She was really eager to try to see Yoko Ono's dorm room at Gakusuin University. | Tokyo |
| Sure, he told me where he's headed. You know, they've really fixed the place up since the Fire of the Long Sleeves. | Tokyo |
| Sure, I know where he went. My father was there once - he got to see Joe Frazier win his gold medal! | Tokyo |
| The neighborhood she's headed to is also known as "silver mint," on account of the Shogun minting coins there in the early 17th century. | Tokyo |
| When he told me where he was going, I warned him to watch out for tengu - especially kawatengu. | Tokyo |
| You could find her trying the fishing at the Fuji Five Lakes. | Tokyo |
| You might catch her at a butoh performance by the Dairakudakan Company. | Tokyo |
| You might catch her snoring through a matinee at the National Noh Theatre. | Tokyo |
| You might find him at a mangakissa in Ikebukuro . He's the one who keeps reading the ending first. | Tokyo |
| You might find him at the record store, digging for old Ryuichi Sakamoto vinyl. | Tokyo |
| You might find him napping in the park that the American Army called Washington Heights, before the locals changed the name. | Tokyo |
| You might find him scooting down the Sumida-gawa on a riverboat. | Tokyo |
| Your friend wanted to visit the radio station that once broadcast Iva Toguri D'Aquino. | Tokyo |
| All I know is, you might find him in a park with a waterfall. | Toronto |
| An uncle of a niece of a friend of mine said he saw your perp at the SkyDome, begging them to let her open the roof. | Toronto |
| Could be he's holed up in one of the Victorians in Cabbagetown. He told me he has some cousins there. | Toronto |
| Did you know this city had a great fire in 1904 that levelled over 100 buildings - and not one person was killed? | Toronto |
| Every year I try to get up to this city for the film festival. I hate movies - I just like to hob-nob with the glitterati. | Toronto |
| Fun fact: you're looking for the town where Ernest Hemingway had his first newspaper gig after returning from the Great War. | Toronto |
| He could be holed up near what's left of Fort York. Just look for the Union Jack. | Toronto |
| He could be scouting out Canadian art at the McMichael Collection. | Toronto |
| He just texted me, and he sounds scared. "The drivers here are so bad they're crashing into the buildings. Look, here's a news truck hanging halfway up a building!" | Toronto |
| He might be scoping out Casa Loma, that mansion up above The Annex. | Toronto |
| He told me he was headed to Canada's largest city. | Toronto |
| Here, he dropped this - it looks like an invite to a chi-chi party in Yorkville? | Toronto |
| I believe she went down to Queen's Quay to catch a ferry to Centre Island. It's the perfect place to hide. | Toronto |
| I heard that she was lost for three straight days in Honest Ed's. | Toronto |
| I heard they spotted her coming out of the Black Creek Pioneer Village, wearing period dress. | Toronto |
| I heard your suspect listening to Rush. If you're a real Rush fan, you know what "YYZ" means. | Toronto |
| I know this doesn't narrow it down much, but your perp said something about hiding in a city on the Great Lakes. | Toronto |
| I overheard a plan to steal Terry Fox's shoe from the Bata. | Toronto |
| I overheard your perp talk about going to the David Dunlap Obsevatory, to get recommendations on a good spy telescope. | Toronto |
| I recommended Wayne Gretzky's when your suspect asked about a good place to eat there, but I warned that the burgers will knock your teeth out. | Toronto |
| I referred your friend to the Gladstone Hotel. But he'd better keep his nose clean. They take a dim view of riff-raff. | Toronto |
| I saw this lady. She didn't say where she was going, but she mentioned she was going to a football game - "pads and tackle" football, not "why can't I use my hands?" football. | Toronto |
| I think you should look where "Strange Brew" was filmed, because your suspect kept calling me a "hoser." | Toronto |
| I told your suspect to take a long walk, so I think you should look around Yonge Street. It's been called the longest road in the world. | Toronto |
| I understand she was over at the Hockey Hall of Fame, casing the joint. She's going to have to get through a lot of angry hockey fans before she takes anything outta there. | Toronto |
| I would start at the east end of Canada's longest transcontentinal rail route. If you don't see him there? Keep heading west. | Toronto |
| If I were you, I would try the capital of Ontario. | Toronto |
| If she gets a spare afternoon, she told me she's going to head south and catch a ride on the Maid of the Mist. | Toronto |
| If she's trying to lay low, she might be hiding up at the Cathedral Bluffs Park. | Toronto |
| If you can wait 'til Sunday, odds are you'll catch her having brunch on Bloor Street. Look for the lady in the trenchcoat slurping a Bloody Mary. | Toronto |
| IIs your suspect diabetic? I was desperately asked where insulin was discovered. | Toronto |
| I'll bet you can find him trying to sell counterfeit tickets at a Blue Jays game. | Toronto |
| I'll give you a hint: This city gets its name from a Native American word for "meeting place," though some argue it translates to "fishing weir." | Toronto |
| I'll tell you right where to go. Grab a warm coat and pack some loonies and toonies! | Toronto |
| In the '90s UNESCO dubbed this the world's most diverse city, and I don't doubt it's still true. | Toronto |
| Interpol almost caught him, but they lost him downtown. He must have jumped on the Metro at King or Queen and ridden it out to Sheppard-Yonge. | Toronto |
| It was strange - I was eavesdropping, er, overhearing what your suspect was saying, and he mentioned going to a garden in the clouds? | Toronto |
| It's a clean, quiet city, but it's seen its shake-ups. Like the time William Lyon Mackenzie led the shortest-lived rebellion in Canada. | Toronto |
| My contacts caught him hanging around the beaver pond behind the Ontario Science Centre. Luckily they disarmed his traps before any animals were hurt. | Toronto |
| My sources tell me she was last seen at the History of Contraception Museum. I don't want to know what she might be stealing from there. | Toronto |
| Odds are she flew in through Pearson International and grabbed a cab to the city. | Toronto |
| Rumor has it she was prowling the campuses at Ryerson Polytechnic and UT. | Toronto |
| She could be scouting out Canadian art at the McMichael Collection. | Toronto |
| She darted north off Dundas into Kensington market, and she hid from the police in a yard filled with tie-dyed t-shirts. | Toronto |
| She just texted me, and she sounds scared. "The drivers here are so bad they're crashing into the buildings. Look, here's a news truck hanging halfway up a building!" | Toronto |
| She made a reference to a city named York - although she said that's not what they call it today. | Toronto |
| She might be scoping out Casa Loma, that mansion up above The Annex. | Toronto |
| She said this alley was nice, but she knew of a nicer one with a poem cut into it. It went, "A LAKE A LANE A LINE A LONE." | Toronto |
| She's probably headed up the CN Tower, to get the lay of the land. | Toronto |
| The city your suspect went to? Well, I know the British conquered the area when it was called New France, and solidifed their control in the Treaty of Paris. | Toronto |
| The city you're headed to has one of the all-time great Chinatowns. Just head up Spadina and you can't miss it | Toronto |
| This city used to go by the name York, back when John Graves Simcoe was in charge. The locals tended to call it "Muddy York." | Toronto |
| We got into a big argument over whether William Gibson ever lived in Gibson House. I'm sure he didn't - but technically, he could have lived near there. | Toronto |
| Where did she go?... She mentioned something about going to look for old Glenn Gould records. | Toronto |
| Yeah, I know where he went. I suggested he check out the Queen West Tattoo Museum. He said, "Man, tattoos hurt going on - I'll bet it hurts even worse when you take them off!" | Toronto |
| Yes, she passed right by here a minute ago. She said something about "going to watch the argonauts"? | Toronto |
| You know your perp's a giant sports fan. In fact, he told me he was going to pay his respects at the grave of the man who first said, "He shoots, he scores!" | Toronto |
| You might find her prowling around the Korean art at the ROM. | Toronto |
| You might find him scalping tickets outside the Shaw Festival. | Toronto |
| Your suspect said your pursuit was laughable, but not as funny as Second City. | Toronto |
| Your suspect wanted to see just how far north the Americans got in the War of 1812 before the British drove them all the way back to Washington. | Toronto |
| Your suspect went to where Neil Young got his start. Gordon Lightfoot, too. Hey, have they ever done a duet record? | Toronto |
| Your suspect's hiding out in a park. But not just any park - this one won a Governor General's Award. | Toronto |
| As I'm sure you know, the Maori name of the city where he's headed is Te Whanga-Nui-a-Tara, or The Great Harbour of Tara. | Wellington |
| He had big plans to visit the southernmost capital in the world. Sounds like he's a sucker for superlatives. | Wellington |
| He had to schedule a rendezvous, so I suggested where he could find a meeting house. | Wellington |
| He mentioned going to visit an island nation. | Wellington |
| He mentioned that a lot of movies get filmed where he was going, because it helps production stay down under budget. Get it? | Wellington |
| He said he wanted to scope out what they'd dug up of Plimmer's pet project. | Wellington |
| He said something about a kinetic sculpture on Cuba? | Wellington |
| He said something about catching the Firebirds in Basin Reserve? | Wellington |
| He said something about uprooting a really old rimu. | Wellington |
| He stole my Blu-Ray of "The Piano" for the flight over. | Wellington |
| He told me he couldn't get up the nerve for a bungee jump, but he would do a virtual one in a heartbeat. | Wellington |
| He told me he'd be at the Colonial Cottage Museum. "Sounds quaint," I said. | Wellington |
| He tried to get a gig at the television studio of Capital E. | Wellington |
| He was going to Government House - the main one, not the one in Auckland. | Wellington |
| He was picking up a money order from Kiwibank. | Wellington |
| Here, she left me a voicemail from a pub. Listen close and you can faintly hear someone telling off some folks from Auckland. | Wellington |
| He's headed to the southern tip of the North Island of New Zealand. | Wellington |
| He's planning to swing by a well-loved fountain. I think he was planning to pour detergent into it. | Wellington |
| I bet you'll find her at an All Blacks game. | Wellington |
| I heard he ducked into the Beehive to blend in with the bureaucrats. | Wellington |
| I heard he ran out of gas in the middle of Ngauranga Interchange. | Wellington |
| I heard he was spotted on the cable car in Lambton Quay. | Wellington |
| I heard him say he was going to the former site of Edoras. I wasn't aware it actually existed. | Wellington |
| I heard him say something about visiting an Ark? | Wellington |
| I heard she's holed up in Hutt Valley. | Wellington |
| I heard they caught him getting grabby with the Treaty of Waitangi. | Wellington |
| I just caught the corner of his plane ticket, and I spotted the code WLG. | Wellington |
| I know she was eager to see Tahi's prosthetic leg. | Wellington |
| I know that Central Pulse is her favorite netball team. You might catch her at a game. | Wellington |
| I recommended the name of a city to him, and he asked, "Is that where they make the rubber boots?" | Wellington |
| I remember him. He told me he could get me tickets to see Bret and Jemaine play a show, but he never came through. Hey, do you know any supersecret organizations that could score a front-row seat? | Wellington |
| I suggested he check out the short stories of Katherine Mansfield, but he said they sounded too long. | Wellington |
| I suggested he take a stroll through the Lady Norwood Rose Garden. He promised to ask Lady Norwood before he plucked anything | Wellington |
| I told her if she needs a good read, she could swing by Te Puna Matauranga o Aotearoa. | Wellington |
| I was just arguing with her. I told her "Heavenly Creatures" is Jackson's best film, but her pick was "Meet the Feebles." | Wellington |
| If she went by boat, she would have sailed through Cook Strait. Too bad Pelorus Jack isn't there anymore to meet her. | Wellington |
| Is that where they make the rubber boots? | Wellington |
| She asked me if I knew where to find a 1743 Addington cricket bat. Luckily I knew just the place. | Wellington |
| She borrowed my Blu-Ray of "The Piano" for the flight over. | Wellington |
| She mentioned something about the ferry crash of 1968. | Wellington |
| She said something about blending in with the Kiwis. | Wellington |
| She told me not to tell her boss, but she was hoping to sneak off and catch the "Lord of the Rings" tour. | Wellington |
| She tried to get a gig at the television studio of Capital E. | Wellington |
| She was headed to the Hutt Valley. Watch your back when you go after her, and avoid getting frozen in Carbonite. | Wellington |
| Sounds like she's snooping for a scandal at Premier House. | Wellington |
| Sure, I just heard from him. He can't get over how everyone he talks to has an accent like Jango Fett's. | Wellington |
| Sure. Head down the road from the place where Tamatea, the man with the big knees, who slid, climbed, and swallowed mountains, known as landeater, played his flute to his loved one. Then turn left. | Wellington |
| The message was garbled because she was sitting on her cell phone, but she was griping about getting lost in a museum with her papa? | Wellington |
| When he told me where he was going, I told him to give my regards to King Dick. | Wellington |
| You might find her hiking up Mt. Vic. | Wellington |
| You might find him sneaking into the planetarium at Carter Observatory. | Wellington |
| You might see him up on Brooklyn Hill, tilting at a windmill. | Wellington |
| You're looking for a capital in the roaring forties. | Wellington |
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